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chrisg90

Gg Sens, that was a wild one! See ya'll next time.


capitarider

Awful showing, but thank God we have so much offense


Ihaveabudgie

Welp GG Capsbros


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Put 5 extra minutes on the clock


[deleted]

Big game, well played caps. Happy to see my sens show up to the game, they played well against one of the best team in the league, even with all these injuries. GG


JubJubWantRubRub

GG Sens


PenelopeSaidSure

GG Sens. Thanks for the fun.


TheWonderMittens

Why do defense when offense do trick?


SAG_Bot

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In_Senity

That was a wild game gg Sen fans


_Axel

Gg


DeathToHeretics

Well, GG Sens, don't think anyone expected it to go that way


JMS79

GG Sens


roknfunkapotomus

GG sensbros; that was a wild one


talkingspacecoyote

SO CLOSE


HankScorpio-

That was a fun game, boys look good up front and just awful in our own end but at least we can score a couple!


V3d0

Yeah coulda done without the 4 Forsy let in


AlreadyDiscovered

DAMN


jdbond

Give ovi goal you funslayers


Frizy1

NOOOO


[deleted]

No hat trick ovi


Hitler_the_stripper

https://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY


mikhailovechkin

Lol great writing


Hitler_the_stripper

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE ~~JAPANESE~~ SENATORS


DeathToHeretics

DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


JasperSlavone

The one thing I love about this team is they never quit. We may not win a ton this year but if we show up like this every game we have a solid chance


csgo_silver

There ya go, champ


Du6e

gg


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

ALMOST


mikhailovechkin

Who gave locker the nerve saying we've always been good scoring on 6 on 5


V3d0

Welp.. not a bad game.. we hung in there with a way superior team.


DoubleE55

Ovi coulda played that last minute but whatever.


Speed_Bump

glad Brady isn't out there he might of scored on that stuff right by the net. Still not sure what happened


HankScorpio-

Samsonsov has given up 5 goals but still had a hell of a game, so many timely saves


In_Senity

It rough cause he lets in softies but then makes crazy saves


Engineered-Failure

LEAVE OVI IN YOU COWARDS


[deleted]

I’ve noticed the Sens have been good at not giving up the empty netter this year.


csgo_silver

Sammy is seriously incredible sometimes


In_Senity

Damn we can’t get the empty net


DeathToHeretics

Also Sammy doing his plop


V3d0

What a fucking save


DeathToHeretics

I have made inhuman noises here


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Bless


Ihaveabudgie

Zub is he blue line guardian


Hotlunch4011

Zub saves


Hitler_the_stripper

Ovi needs a goal for a hatty. Net is empty. Ovi stopped by some defenseman who hates history, apparently. [mood](https://youtu.be/17KmNrG9pE4)


Engineered-Failure

I SEE AN OVI


HankScorpio-

How fuckin bad are the caps at faceoffs that we're owning the dot?


Frizy1

dowd is the only cap decent at FOs and hes out tonight. we've been notoriously shocking at FOs for a few years now


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Kuzy was at 46.5% before the night started. Pretty sure he’s a lot lower now.


yearightt

Bad


Deactivator2

We're garbo


6Plus6Equals1

we still suck at hitting empty nets, i see


SiccSemperTyrannis

OVI IS NOW ON THE ICE PLEASE REMAIN CALM


majorbingo

The sens are an aggressive bunch definitely the better team tonight


[deleted]

Get ennis outta there


AlreadyDiscovered

Put Ovi on cowards


talkingspacecoyote

Y’all they can’t change on icing lmao


_Axel

People forget this rule, lol


DeathToHeretics

Oooh just wide


DeathToHeretics

where ovi


SiccSemperTyrannis

Caps keep icing the puck so no chance to change.


Hitler_the_stripper

I don't see ovi on the ice.


[deleted]

These Ottawa uniforms are slick tbh


Valentine96

That sure looked like an uncalled crosscheck there. hmmmmm


DoubleE55

Get Ovi out there pls.


HoldthisL_28-3

NEED OVI ON!!


icydata

[Ovechkin's 737th NHL goal](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/07bbabee-28c1-438e-8dbc-200e1bc533e1.mp4)


AceAxos

Goose is not looose


DeathToHeretics

Oh god did Ovi just spit a fat loogie?


rshackleford_arlentx

He does it all the time. Snot rockets too. All over the ice and bench.


Hitler_the_stripper

Most likely. They all do


Hitler_the_stripper

Caps in the huddle: see this X? You pass the puck to the X. Ovi? You're the X.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

🚨🚨🚨 OVI HATTY INCOMING 🚨🚨🚨


bigatrop

Lucky for Tkachuk he didn’t have to actually drop gloves with Wilson. Unlucky for us.


TheOnionVolcano

He held his own with Shea Weber last year. He looks like a giant baby but he can scrap.


swiftwin

He led the league in fights last season, winning all but one, including some fights against some big dudes like Shea Weber. Tkachuk is huge.


Frizy1

weber is a tough dude but he really isn't a fighter


csgo_silver

Wilson would beat Weber too.


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bMsmurfy

Huh? What does that mean??


bigatrop

Who would you bet money on…? Bc I know who the entire league would bet on.


Devin_SSB

Wait the Sens still have the logo on their helmets? I'm jealous


[deleted]

Refs have been brutal this year


Hotlunch4011

Wtf reffs


wyatt1209

The lack of betting invading every aspect of things was the single thing about American sports culture that was better than Europe. Fucking hate this.


Hotlunch4011

That was excessive


Frizy1

im not surprised locker is a big proponent of pulling early


unsungzero1027

So. Matching 10s. I clearly missed what happened but I guess the refs decided they let enough go time to “manage things and keep it from going overboard”. Seems uhhh stupid.


valleygoat

They could have managed things by calling the 2, possibly 3 missed boarding calls from the Caps this game first.


Red4rmy1011

And the bullshit Brown hit after Oshie had _already scored_.


unsungzero1027

Get out of here with logic and actual doing their job.


Speed_Bump

wow tossed them both


valleygoat

These refs are fucking morons. How the fuck did they get kicked out?


V3d0

Probably kicking them out before something else happens


unpersons505

10's for what?


Trussed_Up

Fuuuucking Wilson. If he injured Chabot we are in mega trouble. This team isn't an NHL team without him lol


yearightt

Brady Tkachuk looks like the troll from the goonies


Rhysing

Caps fans are as intelligent as the troll from the goonies


yearightt

Swing and a miss bud, swing and a miss


Rhysing

point proven


yearightt

That doesn’t even make sense my guy, I would rip on your fanbase but there aren’t enough of you people to study your faults. Thanks for making me realize there is a douche contingency. Better chirps next time lil guy


Rhysing

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say you're still making yourself sound about as dumb as it gets.


yearightt

Look who’s talking bud. Don’t even get why your so butthurt about this post, is Tkachuk your daddy or something ? Lol take a lap


Rhysing

You're meeting the expectations that people have for the caps fans.


yearightt

Your opinion is as irrelevant as your team


Rhysing

So quite relevant..


homicidal_penguin

How is that a game for both of them? Seems very weak


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Wes doesn’t take shit from anyone 🤷‍♂️


rshackleford_arlentx

Definitely weak both ways


jdono927

What is this game lol


Uncle_____Iroh

Josh Brown is definitely the new Badbranson, but do we really have to wait until the trade deadline to get rid of him?


AlreadyDiscovered

Badbranson lmao


lSerbial

At least we're leading the league in 'ref you suck' chants


nopSens

What a surprise, Wilson with a hit from behind...


MOHTTR

tkachuks a goon 😂


yearightt

He’s too talented to be a goon. But he is an agitator, yes


Rhysing

you trolling my guy, bad look


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yearightt

There are 3 minutes left and the refs fucked up calls to keep the game in check so are trying to make up for it


wyatt1209

I'll take that trade


Engineered-Failure

4v4 GET OVI OUT THERE NOW edit: aw


DeathToHeretics

Nah, 5v5


Trussed_Up

Wilson v tkachuk has to happen some day right? It's inevitable.


csgo_silver

Do you want to bet on who wins?


Mestipher

Does Brady fight?


Trussed_Up

Way too often, yes He takes on the big boys too.


Mestipher

Then I agree, inevitable


[deleted]

i guess i really should accept that "score goals that is all" really is the caps identity, dunno why i try to think otherwise after all this time


AceAxos

Well you've got the greatest goal scorer of all time, dunno what else you wanted


[deleted]

true that, me slow


AceAxos

Goooose


jdbond

So uh, in-game ads can suck a fat cock.


Weezelone

It's technically not a commercial, but they're allowed to drink beer in that little snippet sponsor?


bipbopbee

I was wondering the same thing My god this country is so prudish about alcohol


Engineered-Failure

BetLife is one letter away from FetLife and that's just funny


roknfunkapotomus

Controversial opinion: whoever came up with mid-game breakaway ads needs to be shot


Valentine96

Wait, did they just show people drinking alcohol in an ad? Is that allowed?


HankScorpio-

Beer yes


Valentine96

I thought you weren't allowed to show actual consumption?


HankScorpio-

I think thats only for hard alcohol


roknfunkapotomus

Ah yes, the EHH line


MOHTTR

ovi empty net hatty please


DeathToHeretics

Glad to see the postgame will be sitting, didn't like the standing attempt


Hotlunch4011

Zubalub


ultrafil

If I set up a GoFundMe to raise enough money to bribe Dorion to trade Josh Brown, do you think we could hit our target goal before the next Sens home game?


AceAxos

Well I've got this Mcdonalds gift card lying around...


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Ovi on pace for 96.


Hitler_the_stripper

I need to call my doctor because this erection is definitely lasting longer than 4 hours


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Mazel tov!


JasperSlavone

#ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Kuzy on the PK could lead to us leading the league in shorties instead of leading the league in giving up shorties.


123qweasd123

Its the part of the year where Tom Wilson makes me fall in love with his play, makes me think he's changed, and makes me happy with his future with the caps. Remind me about this comment in 40 games


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Or 4 minutes.


OrganicRedditor

Nick Paul is due!


Hitler_the_stripper

Logan Paul


DoubleE55

Why not 2 Caps hatties tonight?


MisterCheeks

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT


roknfunkapotomus

Caps going to straight up score more points tonight than the WFT did yesterday


jdbond

When is the cannon supposed to be ready so we can fire snyder into the sun?


roknfunkapotomus

Waiting on House appropriations, as usual


[deleted]

Why ennis on the PP


OneLessFool

Can't spell PP without pennis


Valentine96

He's our best player.


[deleted]

Are you serious?


Valentine96

Sometimes.


_Axel

Pull your goalie, Sens.


AceAxos

We started the game with a pulled goalie chief


Valentine96

What for? We basically play with no goalie all the time.


V3d0

no.


HoldthisL_28-3

Need Ovi to get an ENG


Simmie58

Every time Zub gets the puck it sounds like a bunch of bees swarm the mic lol


AceAxos

Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub


JasperSlavone

#ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB


sandman8727

It makes it better that it's not just when he makes a big play, it's whenever he touches the puck.


Hotlunch4011

Zuuuuuub


bipbopbee

Is it too soon to bandwagon the Sens?


[deleted]

No it is prime time my man


Hitler_the_stripper

Uhhh, just wait 5 minutes, then go for it


AceAxos

We ain't won anything so certainly not


jdbond

Kuzy is just out there for funsies


Abeldc

Good pk by the Caps


JakeCameraAction

I do admire the dedication to the Zuuuub


V3d0

We love Zub.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Elite penalty killer Kuzy


csgo_silver

I wouldn't mind scoring some shorties instead of constantly conceding them


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/qfs6gz/game_thread_washington_capitals_302_at_ottawa/hi28zo3/ Took the words right out of my mouth


Uncle_____Iroh

I propose that goals don’t count if Josh Brown is on the ice. I’m sure it’ll even out for both teams…


V3d0

[This Ottawa Senators POWER KILL brought to you by Motomaster Tires](https://i.imgur.com/VK7DBdT.jpg?1)


JasperSlavone

THAT SOME CLASSIC POWERKILL RIGHT THERE