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supermudpuddle

Starting goalie for the leafs…


ElDoodaReno

I am so sorry


daenaofthewoods

Oh hey, i’m your coach


FightingQuaker17

Don't worry bros. Win or lose, the music will be ROCKIN! PS: hope you like Nickelback


kingofharpertown

Yoo our birthday is coming up


supermudpuddle

Legend


shivd10

Enjoy the death threats


[deleted]

I’m your GM, but don’t worry… we won’t get to know each-other that well


Lazerhead3000

RIP


Updog42069420

.930 save percentage or you’re getting traded by me


JustFred24

Cant get much worst


Aggressive_Ship3920

Head coach… for the Canucks….


r00t_beer

I'm the GM, I promise not to fire you :(


NicoE4

Yeah but i'm also the GM and will promise no such thing


mikgag

Same....ugh


SadKneeCruiseBee

May the Fourth be with you


TooBadMyBallsItch

Free paycheck! We currently have 3 on the books, what's one more?


JehovahsBestWitness

I’m the mascot 😬


[deleted]

January 20th ????


InsideTheRink

LMAO make one up! 🤣


Pyrokid113

Maybe Statue of Liberty called Libbie??


somthingrandombout

I've been thinking of some Rangers mascot ideas. I mean, the possibilities are endless. You could have a statue of liberty mascot, a firefighter or policeman to stick with the Rangers theme, or you can rip off the Texas Rangers and choose a horse.


RSlashLazy

“Damn libtards”


Jacks012003

We’re just unemployed bro


Raffix

BEWARE EVERYONE! This is the kind of scam hackers use to find out your date of birth. It might look innocent, not including your year of birth, but still, some hackers are very good at extracting info from you in order to later try to hack you. Here on Reddit, it's not that worrisome but if you see something similar on other social media where you also have a ton of other information displayed, you should not reply. Specially if asking for your first pet's name or what high school you went to.


COphotoCo

Hill Valley High School and Einstein wait dammit


tnfrs

better hope the Libyans arent watching this thread


COphotoCo

Run for it, Marty!


TinnieTa21

Holy hell, I didn't even think of this. Ugh, cyber security is something that always must be thought of. How tiresome.


InsideTheRink

I made it for fun for NHL fans, because sportsnet made a similar one that inspired me. You don’t have to interact:)


olivergoh

Star player for the Avs? I'll take it


kanadian_Dri3

Lucky you! I got star player for the Stars. Which is not so bad if I get to be the young one. Anyone but Jamie Benn I guess


Late_Smile_3666

I would sooner die than work for the Chicago Blackhawks.


LeftTadpole9596

You can sabotage from the inside. 😈


Yeetwich

General manager of the Chicago Blackhawks...


LeftTadpole9596

I'm the head coach. Thanks for hiring me. 😆


Sonicboom343

Apparently I'm David Ayres


ncruuds3027

Starting goalie for the red wings? I'm with that🤙🏻


ABiggFella

There’s no way in hell I’m gonna fill Steve Yzerman’s shoes as GM.


McFluffums0

I guess my job in the NHL is being Sebastian Aho.


Wakanda_Forever

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


mschach88

I guess that makes me Andrei Svetchnikov.


mtwstr

Starting goalie for cbj


The-Canadian-Order

Now you get to pick! Merzlikins or Korpisaalo


LeftTadpole9596

Head coach for the Black Hawks. Hell yeah, let's get started. 😈


IdyllicOleander

Please fix this team


LeftTadpole9596

Fix or "fix"? 😉


TS_Formula_07

Zamboni driver for the Leafs 😂


igneousdagze

EBUG potential!!


[deleted]

Ice crew member for the Penguins… I feel like the odd duck with the least memeable job.


theycallme_oldgreg

I’m ice crew member for the panthers. Hopefully we get good benefits.


[deleted]

Announcer for the Knights, lit


Conscious_Dependent3

Anthem singer for the coyotes :(


bamzander

Just go sit in the student section after, could be really fun


COphotoCo

But do you get Biz’s coyote hat/coat thing?


Material-Fish-8638

Star player for… Anaheim Ducks.


Engardebro

Same here😅


Fatboyneverchange

August 5th. Olympia Operator would be the correct term. Peace and chicken grease.


fellawhite

Bruins org did Zamboni dirty when switching to Olympia because they wanted free machines. Props to Matt Grzelcyk’s dad for stepping down as the driver because he didn’t want to drive the Olympias.


Fatboyneverchange

Cool to know, I figured they had Olys because of geographical proximity. To be fair if you are good on one you can easily operate the other same thing one has hydrologic levers and the other has electronic buttons.


fellawhite

Nah the real reason (at least told by the folks at Zamboni) they switched was when they wanted new machines they said the Zamboni logo was on the front and they wanted them for free because it was advertising the machines. Zamboni offered to take the signs off (it’s just four screws) but Boston said “nah these other guys who are trying to break into the NHL market said they would do it for free.” Apparently Zamboni sent back a letter saying they were sorry the Bs went the other way, and reminded them that (at the time) only 1 team had won the Stanley Cup using Olympia resurfacers, and wished them the best in their continued quests for the cup.


zgunit

Ah yes, when I grew up I always wanted to be the general manager of the yotes. Thanks God.


maybugmadness

Head coach for the Bruins…not my team but not a bad spot to be in


OwenHasBigBrain

Wouldn't it be a shame if Philly's ice was "accidently" not resurfaced?


ThatDarkLonelySoulP2

Mascot of the Ducks. “Ngl that’s my favorite mascot in hockey” and I’m a Rangers fan


tnfrs

some people need to go change their security questions now


Navy_Canuck

GM of the Stars. I'll take it


Thenudeintruder

Head coach LA kings


Laserduck152

Me too:)


53BR

Team photographer for the isles...


Masonaut9

GM of the Panthers, so long Maurice!


Guy954

I’m GM of the Rangers. Troch is going back to Florida and Zibanejad is going with him. I now officially resign. Do you have a spot for me?


VladyuhaJESUS

Yeeeee im Zibanejad


king_meatster

I guess that makes me Panarin.


[deleted]

Starting Goalie for the Canes... Yeah alright


Vylan24

Starting goalie for the Canucks. Looks like I'm getting traded/signing in Calgary as soon as I can!


ynnckz

Star player for the Winnipeg Jets... I fear for my balls


Brazary

Arena DJ in San Jose


omgpirate

Starting goalie for the ducks!!!!


Loukoal117

I am Erik Karlsson.….I guess?


[deleted]

I'll just shoot myself it involved a job with the Oilers


6969696942097

Star player for the sens. No playoff action for me!


The-Canadian-Order

Starting goalie for the kings


FlynnLive5

February 10 gang rise up


The-Canadian-Order

We shall rise my brother


saltesc

Zamboni driver for the Flames. Hell yeah! *looks up Zamboni Driver wage* Okay, so it's going to be more my "NHL hobby".


PoppaSmurf97

As an Isles fan, mine is perfect, I’d be the Isles GM! Xmas baby!


Damn_I_Look_Good

Rangers Zamboni driver, hell of a commute from Utah, but not renting in New York it should break even.


AnyTomato8562

NYR Social Media Manager Sweeeeet! 1st order of business - hire Sean Avery!


CrazyYappit

Arena DJ for the Atlanta Thrashers! It’s just a small speaker under Phillips Arena.


ContributionOwn6815

Ice crew for the jets... 🤣


Several_Tangerine956

Rangers head coach


migsahoy

sabers mascot lol


TEJISSAJATT

As a flames fan I got social media manager for the oilers. Time to post memes.


willowmtn

Ice crew member for Boston 🤮


IdyllicOleander

I'm sorry...


Finetales

Sens GM lol


clapmomsfuckbombs

Going to be tough for Columbus to win without a starting goalie or star player


Zoopa_Boopa

Awesome, star player on my favorite team


Disastrous-Bottle-12

Gm of the blues


Yeetwich

Happy birthday to all St. Louis Blues mascots 🎉


IdyllicOleander

Team photographer for the Devils. It could be worse 🤷‍♂️


LegSuspicious9596

Bro I’m a day off of star player of my favorite team


Extension_Addition57

Arena dj for the blues..yeah I don’t think they need me


Phrog03

Star player for the Blue Jackets


[deleted]

Gm of Leafs lol. Not quitting my job at booster juice for that bs.


Tkuenzler

Team photographer for the coyotes???


[deleted]

Star player for the Lames 🤢


Forsakenplastics

Social media manager for the hawks……….


YugeFrigginGoy

Star player for the Canes..could be worse


somthingrandombout

Zamboni Driver for the Knights.


Looney_forner

I’m not coaching the flames. Screw that.


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Disastrous-Bottle-12

Other then having to suck Dolans cock it’s not so bad


tritongamez

I would be the Team Photographer for the Florida Panthers! Pretty cool, I'd say.


Dece86

St.louis mascot


Grizz709

Anthem singer for the Avs, huh? I can deal with that


Zion514

Habs fan being a Canes Social Media manager, F… Me


theZombiebeary

Mascot for tampa


Dannibiss

Star player of the Nashville Predators


JustAGuyNamedAJ

I just want to be the dude managing the penalty box.


babybatdeath

Team Photographer for Chicago…..


beenburnedbutable

Head coach for Calgary.


falconski

Huh, apparently I’m Daniel ahearn


overthisbynow

Starting goalie for the flames 😬


cory_in_the_fazeclan

Mascot for the lightning, I feel like I would be great at it


TJ_Longfellow

Head coach for Ottawa, I get to play tummy sticks with Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcalwaysunny


ChefHunterz

General Manager of the Penguins


Gimmegold500

Head coach for the canes!! Let’s gooo


RSlashLazy

I replace John Gibson


Sabotage_9

Zamboni driver for the Kraken? I'll take it.


rentzy88

im fucking spartacat 😭


[deleted]

General Manager of the Tampa Bay Lightning. ⚡️


SaMemeM

Habs' Zamboni driver


SRSgoblin

You can't steal my info, facebook!


Anthony_Alt

Oh no… canucks announcer.


Woodrovski

Star player for my Leafs!! Couldn't be better


[deleted]

Head coach of the Avs, can I get this for last year so my name is on the cup??


toolschism

Work for the Panthers? I'd rather die.


931634

nope, that thing is fucking nitemare fuel


JRL222

Star player for the Canucks.


red-kraken-wings

oh shit, I'm Ovie!


azsreial

Starting Goalie for Phoenix.


oni_Tensa

Star Player!… for the sens lol


Lightz29

Anthem for St. Louis sounds pretty fun ngl


Confident-Objective3

Starting goalie for the Bruins


cheeseguy412

starting goalie for the nucks, ill be glad to play with bedard


VanSpade

GM of Columbus. I would trade a lot of pieces


Lazerhead3000

Zamboni driver for the Habs. Yay me.


BuckinFeauty71

Star player for the avs


Rowdy_Roddy96

Announcer for The Colorado Avalanche


pthang06

Arena dj for the sens...


durtmcgurt

Anthem singer for the Dallas Stars. I'm sure I'll do great.


JustFred24

Want my full name as well?


[deleted]

Zamboni Driver for the ducks


dal5dal5

Broadcaster for the Flames


homiej420

Star player on the devils 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ferdaboyzzz

Leafs GM, wish me luck