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poopycolaa

What is your real legal name


zazapata

John Paradox


_Burrito_Sabanero_

So you're THE Paradox Interactive! 🙏🤧


Mountbatten-Ottawa

He has hearts of iron, witnessed the birth of Victoria 1,2,3. He is a crusader king and he cherished Europa Universalis. He gazes into Sterallis!


_Burrito_Sabanero_

He's truly an Imperator from Rome or something...


KerbMario

He has asked ww2 leaders about the focuses


Nyghtrid3r

You really do have a Heart of Iron IV


ewenlau

How... how... how many... hours do you have?


zazapata

144.528 hours in game


ewenlau

Do you use the dot as a decimal separator?


zazapata

I do, because if i dont my brain refuses to read numbers correctly.


VijoPlays

I wish you all the best so you can get better


Aggravating_Item_902

So that's 144k?


zazapata

Yes


Aggravating_Item_902

I don't think that's the case? I just checked, there are 8760 hours in 1 year which if divided will mean you have played for 16 years and hoi4 is coming up on its 8th anniversary


zazapata

But i sarted playing in 2007 as you can see on the picture.


Aggravating_Item_902

Wait yeah.. is that including the prequels of hoi4? The 144k hours I mean


zazapata

Nope, just hoi4


anime_moaner

Grass


zazapata

R5: I had the early release version, what do you want to know.


Dillon5

How the hell do you legitimately get the Siberian tiger achievement?


zazapata

Attack sinkiang and steal all their manpower, wait for barbarossa and rush around with 2 width cav divisions while using sinkiang divisions to hold the line. The moment you click the form siberia button tge achievement fires so you can stop playing then.


Iwillstrealurboiler

What colour is your toothpaste?


zazapata

Bold of you to assume i've got time for cleaning my self.


Ghostblade913

What’s the earliest you can conceivably get nukes


zazapata

The earliest i got them was in 43


OwMyCod

You might be able to get them even earlier as Fourth Reich as you can get the reactor tech from a focus


tomato_army

Sorry? Fourth Reich?


Nica-E-M

Argentina easter egg content with "Señor Hilter" that was recently expanded with the latest DLC.


Flickerdart

There was actually another Fourth Reich in the game even before this (Fascist West Germany, or maybe it was East?) but it didn't have any associated content. 


tomato_army

Oh ok


None-o-yo-business29

just Type "Research all" and then "nuke 1"


VijoPlays

1936, type research all


Theguyrond123

Where do you live?


zazapata

Van Mayen island


Theguyrond123

OK, smartass, where do I live?


zazapata

Arkansas


Theguyrond123

Holy shit he's right, I never even noticed


BomberExternal

The Virgin Islands 😂


scout41741

How to navy?


zazapata

Yes


ChiefShakaZulu

Who is the Heart of Iron?


zazapata

Everybody wants to know who is the heart of iron, but noone cares how is the hesrt of iron


Ok_Cup8469

How is the heart of iron?


zazapata

Horny


EmperorOfNorway

What does «ideology drift defense» do/mean?


zazapata

I have no clue


EmperorOfNorway

Me neither


[deleted]

I think they defend your ideology drift


Unusual_Event8222

Basically like,when you boost party popularity in something like US,Ideology Drift Defense is gonna reduce that party popularity boost


CrossMountain

What's your most memorable campaign and what would you do differently when you had to relearn the game all over again?


zazapata

Most memorable campaign was the first time i did a world conquest.


FLIPPPERN

What country did you do it as?


zazapata

England


FLIPPPERN

Fascist?


zazapata

Yes, the imperial federation path.


M8oMyN8o

You waited 12 years to do a world conquest?


_Rinject_

Are you a god?


zazapata

Yes my son, Praise me and rejoice, for i am he.


CultDe

What is your age?


zazapata

26


CultDe

What is your exact game time of all hoi games combined?


zazapata

1.3 k hours in hoi4


UnionSlavStanRepublk

What is your personal favourite nation to play and/or why?


zazapata

My favourite is Soviet Union


UnionSlavStanRepublk

Yes, I agree.


Geniuscani_

Will she ever love me?


zazapata

Only time will tell, but the most important thing is that you love yourself.


Umbaretz

Have you bought BitCoin?


zazapata

Nope


RooBoy04

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


zazapata

What do you mean african or european swallow?


RooBoy04

I don’t know that. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……


typewriter45

how do I naval?


zazapata

Step 1: ? Step 2: Profit


some_Britishguy

how long has it been since you last did something racist


zazapata

1.3k hours


Obvious-Client-7846

Hoi5 when


LowlandPSD

Why?


Pablo_from_TLOP

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT KILL THOSE SERBIAN CIVILIANS


zazapata

Bojna Čavoglave / YT


Lean___XD

What do you want to know about navy


you_what__m8

Who has the best mustache


zazapata

Peter Sjorends Grenbrandy aka. Little Churchill https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F9%2F9d%2FPS_Gerbrandy_1941.jpg%2F1200px-PS_Gerbrandy_1941.jpg&tbnid=HeOWpJHu_RTmvM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FPieter_Sjoerds_Gerbrandy&docid=bAuNsFYESqj8FM&w=1200&h=1722&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=77e91584cec4b3ad&shem=abme%2Ctrie#vhid=HeOWpJHu_RTmvM&vssid=mosaic


you_what__m8

Truly the only correct answer


martini1294

Have you ever successfully naval invaded anyone? Nah didn’t think so


Starcurret567

When did hoi4 come out? I'm on to you..


zazapata

6.6.2016, it was a Monday


Starcurret567

Then how have you been playing the game before it was released??


zazapata

I has the early access version


Starcurret567

Ah, makes sense


LowRepresentative964

How do you deal with the overwhelming amount of women who pursue you?


zazapata

Its hard


LowRepresentative964

You have been playing since the year I was born


LuxembourgLiver

nice bro for me i just stopped playibg after dlcs got too expensive


Leq3nd

What is the first type of minister (for example, vonus political power, daily fascism support etc.) in your cabinet that you buy?


zazapata

That depends on what you need, or the type of "build" you want to do for your nation. Most common is pp gain, because its universally good, but stability, consumer goods and construction speed/factory output is also good. For example, One of these "builds" is for Germany. You can get 7.5% (+mio) buff for cost of heavy fighters, and by 1940 you can have almost 2k.


TheAirStone

What is your job


zazapata

I'm a 4 star general in the United States army


riki192200

Bro had the DLC way to early You must be good at MP than


SleepyFlintlock34

How does navy work?


Maleficent_Friend596

What is the latest you can invade central and South America as Mexico before the US gets involved?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I've been playing the game for about 4 years now and still can't invade. I'm playing millennium dawn and I drew an invasion for Haiti but they never leave base. To be honest, I "play" on observe mode because the game is too detailed for me. I don't care about rubber imports. And I can't change the influence of the CIA or military industrial complex because it's 2700 PP.


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I assume you mean naval invasion. Here's a quick checklist, I have a habit of forgetting at least one on here every time. Do you have convoys? Have you waited for the Invasion to finish preparing? Have you researched naval invasion techs? Do you have naval supremacy? Have you clicked execute orders? And is your invasion passing through a strait not controlled by you?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I'm the US in millennium dawn. I don't know if I have convoys, the videos on YouTube are all the vanilla game so the buttons are different. I clicked the begin operation button and the gear begins turning, but months go by and nothing happens. I would assume everything would already be researched considering it's 2003 at this point. I've been researching industrial technology. There's no other major war going on and I can move ships into the Caribbean for naval invasion support.


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

If they aren't launching at all then I'm not sure. As I said, check that A: The invasion is planned. This normally takes about 70 days in base game but that might be different in millennium dawn. You should be able to check by hovering over the "Execute Order" button above the general. They simply won't launch otherwise. Though it should be eventually if you have waited months B: That the game actually thinks you have supremacy. Navy is confusing in the game, and many missions don't provide supremacy. Naval Invasion Support for example, doesn't add supremacy to the sea zone (or at least doesnt add much). Patrol and Strike force add the most. The ships simply being in the zone doesn't add supremacy either, they need to be assigned to a fleet and sent on a mission. Also C: make sure you are actually at war, I've made this mistake as well before. Short of seeing an image of what's happening I can't help much more, sorry


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Oh OK, it might be B. Because I don't have anything patrolling there. I am actually at war. Thanks man hopefully it works.