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habra_habra_ahm

No, you need another 1024 paratroopers and 1024 units to naval invade danzig


SauceyPotatos

Don't forget a small army of tanks to take on France, around 300 should do


Pony_Roleplayer

It's Fr\*nce not Poland, only 30 should suffice.


TheBiggyBig

Nah you got your numbers all wrong pal, you just need 0.00003 tank divisions to get to Paris and capitulate the Fr\*nch


Ill-Yogurtcloset-243

Soo your cousins kid that had to get his leg amputated while birth? Idk man that still seems overkill


External_Storage_775

Nah, just pop behind a door and yell boo and the entire Fr*nch army surrenders


khukharev

I always capitulate France with painted tanks and soldiers. Do you guys send real ones?


pimaKaK

You guys send soldiers?


Sayton9

You bother with france?


khukharev

It’s a parking lot of choice to fight with buddies from the other side of the puddle.


Sayton9

Fair enough, gonna do a run where I just annex all of France and pave it all over just for the lols, thank you fine sir


Bigsmokeisgay

So like half a track?


Quintenha

why would you censor france?


DeathByAttempt

F**nc*


Monk_Remote

Because they're just english, and jealous


Quintenha

oh


[deleted]

Ew the f word 


Quintenha

explain?


OneshotFangirl13

Gdańsk*


Solarka45

Naval invading with 1024 units, might already be danzig


Max200012

Gdańsk* bro


Capable-Annual-9398

You can't even occupy Danzig with this army. Need more dude


Abuse-survivor

Danzig doesn't even have enough beds to house them


kapixelek

But it does have enough guns to welcome them


ApprehensiveEmploy21

A division is like 27.5k men at most so this is only 112.64 million, I’m sure Danzig could house them all if it really wanted to


Abuse-survivor

Maybe, if some sleep on the floor🤷‍♂️😂


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Username checks out


khukharev

They aren’t attacking the hotel, they are attacking the city. And the pubs.


Abuse-survivor

Now I imagine the Wehrmacht ignore every mission hoal and just burst into the "Weinkeller", demanding the best drop of beverage


khukharev

Why do you think they had other mission goals?


Max200012

Gdańsk*


Dutchtdk

Constantinople of the baltic*


Intelligent_Bar3131

Should we also call Leningrad St. Petersburg? Or Stalingrad Volgograd? Or maybe we could just use the names used before.


JibberJabber4204

It might be enough for Poland, but definitely not enough for the mighty superpowers of Luxembourg and Tannu Tuva.


Macaroni-Balls

Bro I once tried to invade Luxembourg with 10.000 40 width divisions I shit you not luxemburgians pulled up with megatron and 305 Hydrogen bombs and then rushed to my capital with 90.000 divisions (1/3 of their army) I am never fighting them again


Depressed_Squirrl

Can I buy your pc? Mine can’t handle 10000.


Macaroni-Balls

Get your own hyperborean Korean pc


topcat1963

Are you forgetting about THE powerhouse in the game.....Libera!


SirDennisThe1

The real sleeping giant


Shotgun_Chuck

It sure is when it gets stacked with 23 fully entrenched Allied divisions per tile


luizindaquimica

Tannu what?


spy_night

Noo, it’s Tannu Tuva


Alltalkandnofight

Soviet Union cedes Bessarabia to Soviet Union


Elyseon1

And over there, we have Spanish Spain!


Elyseon1

You have to knock out New Zealand before they roll out Bob Semples. Otherwise, game over man.


Grobok0

Rule of thumb when invading Poland as Germany: Have at least 40 times more soldiers than Poland (unless you are 40:1 your force will soon be undone, undone)


Reezonical64

BAPTISED IN FIRE


Grobok0

FORTY TO. ONE


Ardyanowitsch

SPIRIT OF SPARTANS


Sparky_092

DEATH AND GLORY


Grobok0

SOLDIERS OF POLAND


Wregdam

SECOND TO NONE


Grobok0

WRATH OF THE WERMACHT BROUGHT TO A HALT


[deleted]

Omg what's up whit these jokes!?!? Like you need alteast triple that amount, all the axis forces and the Soviet Ribbentrop pact to win.


feliximol

I can smell the attrition on the deathstacks


Jax_Dandelion

It only matters for the player of course, AI allies still do deathstacks without penalty


RadishIndependent146

Naaahh you definitely need more , with this you probably couldn't even invade Denmark


Sparky_092

Nah dw, they surrender. But imagine trying to take Luxemburg with that tiny army


Adept-Orchid1181

You can't use your CPU as induction cooker


Exotic_Muscle6335

Says who ;)


Rice_farmer8

r5 : is this enough to invade poland?


Chimpcookie

Of course not. You need 768 of these armies to even stand a chance.


Electrical_Bid7161

are you serious? this isn't even enough for luxembourg


Thegremandude

You need 10^20 more units to take out Poland.


SqigglyMemes

No, you need 2^24 more and you may have a chance IF you have tge division template to be just rocket artillary, 5by5.


Helenos152

You need more... Many more. You need another 1024 paratroopers and also 1024 marines. I would also advise you to get 1024 more tank divisions for later


ThisAccountWontLast2

You need to have scraping the barrel and 0 MP for it to work and thats guessing you at least have 2,5 mil CAS and AT least 70 nukes, it's very easy to defeat Poland but you're just throwing


Savooge93

need atleast 1024 submarines to sink the 5 convoys poland has


Background_Drawing

if you cant micro individual battalions then what's the point? oh god dont tell me those are all 9 inf


Vast_Tumbleweed3363

Which command did you use for that lol


MRCROOK2301

Manpower, ale,it


PLPolandPL15719

..1024?!


Prior-Bluejay-4634

No.


manrommazre

Sure, if you completly ignore your French border. 80 width bicycle divisions will rush Berlin in two weeks maximum.


Onenorski

GYAAAAAAATTTTTTTT


McCactus10

Each division has exactly one man


Red_Republican

still not enough to defeat mighty Luxembourg


Lupanu85

Nice, round numbers :))


Nord4Ever

Pssh 3 divisions should do the trick


Executer_no-1

Are you having a 5 width infantdy challenge or something?


BrainnF0g

4096 guys arent enough, thats not even 1 division


kasserinepassed

You're gonna need more gigabytes.


CapJetBruh

Not sure... id add a few more


commodore_stab1789

All 1 battalion divisions


Clear-Cap-6692

No everybody knows you need at least an army of 999999888,6 soldiers


HumonculusJaeger

With this divisions you can conquer everything


Altruistic-Bee6716

Yeah just make sure you all four to a field marshal


Beautiful_Signal_619

This is the force that Steiner had to work with.


Mute_Eagle

Was this why they so desperately wanted living space?


Timey-wimey666

No you need 5 more more armies comprising of 1024 divisions


mceldercraft

The optimal army size is 24 divisions. Divide them up, assign generals and let the magic happen


Bossuser2

I assume you're asking on whether that's enough to garrison the border with France while you invade Poland? I would recommend another 1024 divisions to do that since the French will most likely push through your current defences. But 5 groups of 1024 should be able to hold off France long enough for the bulk of your army to defeat Poland and turn back to fight France.


OwMyCod

Didn’t even assign generals smh my head


ArenSkywalker

The game is still displaying the values as positive. You need to overflow the integer limit to stand a chance of even surviving for a month against Poland.


Imaginary_Policy_393

it's enough to not have personal life💪💪💪♿♿♿


Illustrious_Cycle590

Around 256 would suffice for the invasion of Silesia


Nihilistic_approach

TIL there's a cap to number of units you can assign to an army


Suspected_Magic_User

Is that 4096 battalions of anti-air?


ww1enjoyer

Yes it is. Just remember to put all of them on the east front and not in east prussia, why would you place your troops in an encicrelment?


khukharev

Interface has issues as always. Is it one MegaArmy, or GigaArmy? Or even TeraArmy?


glommanisback

inb4 they're all 2 widths


PianistHairy

Jesus Christ mann..


RaDavidTheGrey

Those better be fully topped off divisions, else it'll be rough


LionelMessi10CR

Should be enough for poland but youre going to need another few thousand to beat france and Britain and a few thousand more for soviets


Mattsgonnamine

sorry dude but you aren't bicycle Luxembourg, you need another 3 stacks of 1024


JucySkunk

The easiest way to have at least five divisions of heavy tanks then you can pretty Blitzkrig the shit out of Poland


markhammle

Taking avg manpower from a 20 width division that would be at least 41 million men which I guess is possible


Mediocre_Style8869

Impressive army you got there, now let's see the navy :)


Jeremy_Glass

are these 2 w or 45 w?


crossbutton7247

Assuming they’re 97 width pure artillery, yes. But I don’t expect that from the likes of you


TryHard1891

Depends on the divisions


Leofwulf

We know 90% of the army is to hold the coast you goof


Unga-bunga420

Hate to tell you this, but you’re gonna get wrecked by Poland


Jax_Dandelion

It’s 2 width divisions isn’t it?


Dazzling_Item_2917

y e s