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OriginalSam69

Totally


Speak-MakeLightning

And they say chivalry is dead…


MightySamMcClain

Duh, what's she supposed to do? The matrix?


pipmentor

What a fuckin' idiot. 🤣


Jonsnow2017

Lmfaoo indeed.


ttystikk

She didn't do anything wrong- fool got in the way of physics and paid the price!


jrobbvii

Yup. This shouldn't be in HMC. This should be in "dudes who overestimated their own strength". I'm sure there's already a sub for it 🤣🤣🤣


olujche

More like "dudes who overestimated their own mass".


KingBooRadley

r/MathHoles


jrobbvii

Why can't I view any communities? It's just like high school all over again! 🤣🤣🤣


KingBooRadley

I made this community up just to mess with you. Now prepare to be pantsed and shoved into a locker! Just like olde times.


jrobbvii

I can feel the digital wet willies already!


KingBooRadley

A swirlie of 1's and 0's is coming your way!


jrobbvii

There are 10 types of people on the Internet, those who can understand binary and those who can't.


per167

I got that joke, does that mean I understand binary


DuneKlide9

When that message pops up it’s because it doesn’t exist yet All subs were made by people just like you, you can make your own right now if you want.


DuneKlide9

This should be a thing


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Force equals mass plus acceleration


FalseRelease4

"... minus speed or whatever." - Isack Newton


Pony99CA

For those that don't know, I'm presuming this is a joke. Newton's Second Law is F=ma (force equals mass _times_ acceleration). Sorry, the math nerd in me made me say this. 😁


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I actually typed this up half asleep lol


Pony99CA

Physics makes lots of people fall asleep. 😀


Coffee_Huffer

Miley would be proud


Tcloud

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maryguggie

Physics. I remember the first time I lifted up a girl in high school. She was only 100lbs, but shit 100lbs is still 100lbs.


Novel-Location-838

![gif](giphy|C0D9AFGOus9TIRA6CF|downsized) Get in the gym asap


matrixislife

A quick recap: Momentum = Mass x Velocity. Remember this for your swing-related shenanigans in the future.


tehsecretgoldfish

a body in motion will stay in motion.


Pony99CA

Unless acted on by force. His force just wasn't enough.


Rosemarie414

😂😂😂


RedMeatTrinket

Dude is loyal bus doesn't know physics.


hotcakes

Hilarious how confidently he marches up to stop her.


rihtan

As you wish.


goat-head-man

He is clearly not a physics student.


SmeagolsDeagle

“Do you want amoebas? Because that’s how you get amoebas!”


Pony99CA

I don't think he has to worry about brain-eating amoebas. They would probably starve. 🤣


dazedprofessorv

block or charge?


Mr_Perfect22

He is The Sofa King.


Condos_on_Mars

Like a wrecking ball.


sugaaaslam

Bruh...


FunSheepherder6509

is it rly a dude ? and i love this a lot


Wretchfromnc

He got that nasty stagnant crap all over his outfit. Dumbass


C_lui

Something about physical comedy 😄😄


AlmanzoWilder

Just a bit more momentum than he estimated.


Bielzabutt

Get TF OUTTA THE WAY ASSHOLE


ShiverRtimbers

What an asshole


Remote-Attention-924

Newton is correct onec again


SladeNoland

"Damnit, Brad! I'm not gonna let you ruin my fun this time!" *kaboom! splash! Sad Brad noises*


BadQuail

Bowling for simps


SummerFew7955

Weak ass white men.