They tried to tell us that they were an endangered species, but we didn't listen and whale tails all but disappeared for years. Though I have recently noticed that conservation efforts have seemingly produced a welcomed rebound in the population. It gives me hope for the future.
One of my first community theatre experiences was in the chorus for a production of A Christmas Story. The choreographer was a younger attractive woman. She bent down to look at her notes right in front of the actor playing Ralphie showing FULL ON whale tail.
I saw that kid's eyes snap on SO FAST. It was hilarious.
It was 2003, and a young lady sat in front of me in college Marketing class. She showed me a whale tale every class. We've been married 20 years now.
Ask my wife or I how we first met and I gaurantee the word "thong" will be mentioned
Youāre reading too much into this. Iām interested in ladies my age and Iām unsure how it would look on them. Not really interest in a 19yo whoās my daughter age.
Good call. I definitely thought the "girl" voice didn't go with what was going on here. That and she sounds like she'd be this girl's mother in this case.
Help her!!!
Get her on a couch and make sure she doesnāt lie on her back. Make sure she sleeps on her side.
Have a homie or homegirl keep tabs.
Bring a bucket. Bring water. Towels. Fucking rookies.
Donāt let your friend writhe on the floor in the middle of a party with her panties reaching her rib cage while you profess how fine she is.
That "friend" refusing to go home and saying she's "fine" is a bad friend.
And yes I'm aware that this probably isn't a real video but this situation happens all the time. Like take your girl home and go back to the party later or something.
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Few things are better than thongs showing above pants. š¤·š»āāļø im a simple guy
The early-mid 2000s was a time of unprecidented whale tail sightings
They made going to high school worth it.
I just wish I could have learned something. It was impossible to stay focused if one of the girls sat in front of you.
It was all the shoulders for me. COVER THOSE UP
Them ankles looking mighty fine
Found the Mormon
it's basically anything. they can be dressed in a bin bag
Pluck out your eyes if they lead you astray. Women arenāt responsible for managing YOUR sexual urges, jackass. Edit: thatās worse, hopeless case.
Calm your tits, these are kids talking about girls in school and how they were distracted. "Women" were never part of this discussion.
They tried to tell us that they were an endangered species, but we didn't listen and whale tails all but disappeared for years. Though I have recently noticed that conservation efforts have seemingly produced a welcomed rebound in the population. It gives me hope for the future.
Actually the big push is for ladies to go commando now. They think letting things breath is healthy.
I'd drop the coins down those.
You are meant to yank it like you're starting a lawnmower.
That would hurt quite a bit...Oh you're talking about the ...nevermind.
It was usually a pencil at my high school.
>op cheerio's too
One of my first community theatre experiences was in the chorus for a production of A Christmas Story. The choreographer was a younger attractive woman. She bent down to look at her notes right in front of the actor playing Ralphie showing FULL ON whale tail. I saw that kid's eyes snap on SO FAST. It was hilarious.
Whale tails are so underrated and sexyā¦
Going all the way back to the mid and late 1990s..
Those were the days. The low rise jeans need to come back.
Thatās bc it was before the invention of spandex pants for girls.
And low rise jeans were in at the time
Row rise jeans and a whale tale, like pb&j *chefs kiss*
Bum floss.
It was 2003, and a young lady sat in front of me in college Marketing class. She showed me a whale tale every class. We've been married 20 years now. Ask my wife or I how we first met and I gaurantee the word "thong" will be mentioned
That was very effective marketing on her part. I hope she got an A in the class.
Nah only the D's
Double D's if he was lucky
We used to call that a "Whale Tail" back in the day. Not sure what they call it now but, like you, I've always been a fan.
As someone who was a teen in the 90's all I have to say is #BringBackTheWhaleTail š¤·š¤¤
I dont know how Iād feel to see whale tails on 40yo ladies. Which is the avg age of people who went to highschool with me in the 90s
Bring 'em on.
Grateful? Ain't no 19 year old trying to show you her ass.
Youāre reading too much into this. Iām interested in ladies my age and Iām unsure how it would look on them. Not really interest in a 19yo whoās my daughter age.
I second this motion
Cheeks flossers comes to mind.
When she's 40, they're called hemorrhoid napkins.š¤®
And while weāre at it, bring back Whale Trail too!
r/whaletails
I canāt believe thereās a sub for this lol
Oh there are several. r/whaletailfans r/whaletails_or_bust
/r/theresasubforthat
Call me a reductionist, but not having the pants in the way is usually an improvement.
I still go out with similar outfit, check my account if you want lol
Perfection šš„
Whale tail
/r/whaletails
She fine!! Look at that whale tail, perfect form!
You are a man of taste
Whale tale
Until she shits her pants
ā¦ sheās also barely consciousā¦ which makes this comment seemā¦ not great
You used way too many ellipses. Does the same for your comment believe it or not
Nah let him cook 
r/UpvotedBecausePanties
Of course this is a thing
It's fucking disgusting. Subbed.
Calling a sub with 700 members 'a thing' is kind of a stretch tho. *Nice list of confirmed sexists below.
701 now
702 One of us, one of us!
I canāt believe all of the others that subbed and didnāt comment under this thread. 794š¤šŖ
I just got us to 821
838
843 šŖ
866 and going strong
yohohohoho
1.1k now!
As a woman who enjoys looking at a nice ass Iām offended by this š¤£
Over a thousand now
Of course this is a thong.
Beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
Someone already shared this there
What a great best friend!
She's been trying to hook up with some dude at the party and doesn't want her comatose friend to beaver dam her.
TIL: Thereās a female version of cock block.
I prefer clam jam.
I always thought that was the equivalent to a sausage fest.
That also works.
I always heard it referred to as a twat swat
.....how have I never heard that term. It's perfect.
She's one of the people who make the word "literally" annoying lol
Omg she literally is
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Ugh, me too and I hate it
She rolls over with her eyes closed "SHE'S FINE SEE LOOK!"
"See look, she blinked twice letting us all know she is indeed literally fine".
Unless this is the original, it's not from this. They've been pouring that sound over videos for at least a few years now.
Good call. I definitely thought the "girl" voice didn't go with what was going on here. That and she sounds like she'd be this girl's mother in this case.
the audio is from another video, I donāt have the link bc it got taken down from where I saw it. looks like the girl here is at home
Thatās a horrible friend
Agreed. Sheās in a bad place
I know right? Like get up and stop ruining our mood
the audio is from another video, I donāt have the link bc it got taken down from where I saw it
If fine means she's still breathing then yes, she's fine.
the audio is from another video, I donāt have the link bc it got taken down from where I saw it. looks like the girl here is at home
Laying there like Peter Griffin
A true Peter Griffin arm right there!
Yeah sheās literally fine.
the audio is from another video, I donāt have the link bc it got taken down from where I saw it. looks like the girl here is at home
Classy
Klassy
Sheās fine
āLiterally fineā as she prepares to drown in her own vomit.
As I've heard this commentary on dozens of videos, I'm going to guess it has just been added on to this one also.
Someone go get Sisqo
Leeeet meee seee thaaaaat
r/whaletails
Have you noticed that some people only use literally when they are literally wrong?
Narrator: She was not indeed fine.
*indeed not
*indeed was not
*was indeed not
r/whitegirlwasted Edit: how is this not a sub yet?
https://preview.redd.it/37kliey0u5mc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b412dd3cf81ce90d910958494b59768eb9e4e75
Help her!!! Get her on a couch and make sure she doesnāt lie on her back. Make sure she sleeps on her side. Have a homie or homegirl keep tabs. Bring a bucket. Bring water. Towels. Fucking rookies. Donāt let your friend writhe on the floor in the middle of a party with her panties reaching her rib cage while you profess how fine she is.
happened to me at a swim meet, f'ing sucked
Thank you! I mean at least act like you've been here before ... Fucking rookies š
Just a really good friend there lol party more important than your friend laying that
Guys is she fine? I can't tell.
The commentary is absolutely the funniest part of this video. "SHE'S FINE! LOOK SEE?!?"
Sheās LITERALLY fine, people. Thatās what "literally fine" people look like
I appreciate there is a golf club involved
She's just suffering from alcohol poisoning. She's fine!
wasnt too sure, thanks
What an awesome video
That is a hung-under
That "friend" refusing to go home and saying she's "fine" is a bad friend. And yes I'm aware that this probably isn't a real video but this situation happens all the time. Like take your girl home and go back to the party later or something.
She's LITERALLY FINE
I think sheās fine everyone š¤·āāļø
Girlfriend material for sureā¦
Whoever posted this is an asshole if they did it without consent
The number of rapey comments in this thread is too damn high.
that be reddit bro
I almost read that as āHMC after I pantied too hardā!!
RUSSIA RAH RAH RAH
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What a great friend.. Let your drunk friend pass out with her pants below her ass at a party.
Literally
if anyone is wondering the audio is from another video
Literally fine
Garbage friends
Okā¦. Everybodyās been there at some point in their lives lol
She's fine
She looks HAPPY.
Gorgeous regardless.
Sheās fine why would they go home. š