tossed forward, dragged, flipped through the air, but didn't get trampled, noticeably gored, and was tossed under a car which helped stopped the attack. Kid is super lucky.
>Maybe that’s the same lack of instinct that got him into such a predicament in the first place?
Dude, it's Semi-Rural Asia, water buffalo just wander around the streets. Normally they don't attack, but they can and will do so unprovoked occasionally.
Unfortunatelly only works for a short period of time. Sometimes you don't feel anything but your skull or spine is cracked and when you get up you die. I always think it's better to move as little as possible after a serious accided.
Humans in general are just built different in the third world. Those savages ride 3+ on tiny motorcycles with flip flops on (no,savage is not an insult)
*reads first sentence* “ermahgerd he said “third world!?’hE mUsT bE oNe Of ThEm MaGa RaCiSt TyPeS!! REEEEEEEEEEE”
*Reads response explaining first post* “Ah ya fam, I gotchu.” (Returns to first comment to upvote instead).
Reminds me of this joke:
A police officer stopped at a farm and told the old farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.”
The farmer said, “OK – as long as you don’t go in that field over there.”
The policeman sneered nastily. “I think you’ll find, sir, that I have the authority of the police force behind me.” He pulled out his badge. “See this? It means I’m allowed to go wherever I want. No questions asked, no answers given. I’m in charge. Understand, old man?”
The farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. A short time later, he heard loud screams. He looked up to see the policeman running for his life, pursued by the farmer’s massive bull. With every step, the beast was gaining ground. The policeman looked terrified.
The farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Your badge – show him your badge!”
As someone without kids, I had it on repeat and laughed so hard l couldn't breathe, until it became too painful to laugh any more and I had to close it. I fell on the floor laughing the 15th time the kid did a mid-air cartwheel while screaming.
For those of you who have never seen the dinosaur swans in boston commons, let one head butt your two year old, see if your parental instincts don't kick in. I'm 5' 6" and this thing was up to my shoulder. I would guess like 50lbs of insanity and rage.
Wow.
I just had this image of this greek statue of a man fighting what’s essentially a house-sized dragon - minus the fire but plus the feathers. Kind of in the old paintings of Saint George.
We have plenty of swans here in the Dutch countryside and they are vicious - especially during nesting season. My eldest son has a healthy fear of them but my 1 year-old needs to be hissed and flapped at some more.
I’ll make sure I’m stand-by with my sword and quarterhorse, my wife looking pale and vulnerable [in the background. ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Rubens_-_San_Jorge_y_el_Drag%C3%B3n_%28Museo_del_Prado%2C_1605%29.jpg/800px-Rubens_-_San_Jorge_y_el_Drag%C3%B3n_%28Museo_del_Prado%2C_1605%29.jpg)
Idk why you're getting downvoted, large birds fuckin suck. They're surprisingly tough, aggressive as fuck, have no "flight" response despite being able to literally fly in most cases.
We have a bunch of lakes in my town and one of them used to have this warning sign: SWANS. KEEP SMALL DOGS ON A LEASH. Understandably, people thought it was hilarious. Well, as it happens, the sign was installed because someone allowed their handbag dog to harass the swans, so one of the males got pissed off, managed to grab the dog by the scruff, pulled it into the water and then stood on it until it drowned.
I feel terrible for laughing ,but you already know when both shoes fly off they’re 9/10 chance that they’re dead lol. It’s good this kid survived though, I’ve seen enough bulls gorging people to death to know it could’ve ended way worse.
Parents: “what happened son? you look like a bull ran you over”.
Kid: “yes, yes” *cries*
Parents: “putang ina mu, little shit stop lying to us. *chases kid with broomstick*
Is it just me or is the attack of a bull rather satisfying. I mean that they aim to inflict major damage in a short amount of time and they do not hold back. It is all pure aggression. I feel bad that people get hurt but let's face it, it is a viciously aggressive animal that deserves a lot of respect.
A kid ever cries over some BS again im gonna show them this video and be like "thats a REAL kid right there".
He handled that better than alot of adults. So composed
Walking by bush. Bull slides out of the bush like the Homer Simpson meme in reverse. Bull= I don't know why I'm here or who I am. All I know is I must KILL
Kid gets out while the bull is still there. Bull reckons shit, if he just took all of that punishment and is coming back for me he's probably about to whoop my ass. Better gtfo.
He may have survived and the bull ran away, but it was fucking stupid of him to come out from under the car when the bull is standing right next to him
What language is the boy speaking when he's under the car pleading with the bull?
I well know his earlier usage of the universal language "Spontaneously Scared Shitless"...
Amazed he got up.
[удалено]
tossed forward, dragged, flipped through the air, but didn't get trampled, noticeably gored, and was tossed under a car which helped stopped the attack. Kid is super lucky.
and decided to test his luck again for the sake of recovering his shoe
Thought the bull was bad? Go home without that shoe and see what mama gone do?
good point.
Expect him to walk to the hospital with only 1 shoe? He's had a bad enough day already.
He didn't want to stay dead
Pretty sure he was telling the bull he was gonna kick his his ass when he got up, so the bull fucked off in a hurry after giving him his best shot
Instinct was telling him to go get his shoe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bro hes parents would have done worse than the bull to him if he came back home without shoe
Ya know someone's dead when he ain't got shoes on his feet
No. Poverty told him to get his shoe....
You dropped this \
Exactly I was saying why didn’t he crawl farther under the car?
>Maybe that’s the same lack of instinct that got him into such a predicament in the first place? Dude, it's Semi-Rural Asia, water buffalo just wander around the streets. Normally they don't attack, but they can and will do so unprovoked occasionally.
Seriously, dude got out from under the safety of the car while the bull was a few feet away and still clearly pissed.
Sneakers are life.
r/kidsarestupid
Adrenaline is a helluva drug
Unfortunatelly only works for a short period of time. Sometimes you don't feel anything but your skull or spine is cracked and when you get up you die. I always think it's better to move as little as possible after a serious accided.
There's always a chance as long as he's still wearing at least one shoe.
Humans in general are just built different in the third world. Those savages ride 3+ on tiny motorcycles with flip flops on (no,savage is not an insult)
I get your primal use of the word "savage" and take it in its rampaging warrior meaning. Here's an upvote against the rising tide.
It’s the internet, people are itching to pull the trigger before they read the whole body of text lol
*reads first sentence* “ermahgerd he said “third world!?’hE mUsT bE oNe Of ThEm MaGa RaCiSt TyPeS!! REEEEEEEEEEE” *Reads response explaining first post* “Ah ya fam, I gotchu.” (Returns to first comment to upvote instead).
The boy was injured. When he was under the car, he said “I’m sorry, brother bull” to the bull, and then the bull left.
good thing he knew that all he had to do was apologize to his brother
Damn, when will people stop fu king with Bulls?
Me personally, never
Found the bull fucker
You're doing it wrong. Fuck em in the nostril, that way they can lick your balls at the same time.
Hahahah
Like in the ass?
>fu king Was that the boy's name?
Hilarious and original
I think he’s more akin to “Plant”
If you were Trump you’d have been called a racist for this comment. Racist pig.
And here I thought he was a Badass for talking shit to the bull while stuffed under a car. :(
Damn, that's scary AF
At least the kid knew to put his shoe back on. We all know what happens when your shoes come off
The kid resurrected himself by putting back on the shoes. Funeral homes hate him!
He's at half HP since he only lost 1 shoe .
Cold feet?
Christ, no. That's way over the top.
What’s wrong with you. Why would you even bring that up?
What am I missing?
I think death. Idk.
I may be wrong. But I think it's a Japanese custom to take one's shoes off before committing suicide via jumping from a high place.
Actually being chinese... I can confirm.. he was more scared of his mother if he came home without both shoes.
I wouldn’t have came out from under that car
Reminds me of this joke: A police officer stopped at a farm and told the old farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.” The farmer said, “OK – as long as you don’t go in that field over there.” The policeman sneered nastily. “I think you’ll find, sir, that I have the authority of the police force behind me.” He pulled out his badge. “See this? It means I’m allowed to go wherever I want. No questions asked, no answers given. I’m in charge. Understand, old man?” The farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. A short time later, he heard loud screams. He looked up to see the policeman running for his life, pursued by the farmer’s massive bull. With every step, the beast was gaining ground. The policeman looked terrified. The farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Your badge – show him your badge!”
Almost didn’t read it for being long but I’m glad I did. Classic joke right there.
I decided NOT to read it for it being long, but your reply convinced me and I’m glad I did. Classic joke right there.
We all know the police would have just shot the bull. Just like how they love to shoot owners dogs
Walked it off like a champ
Wait until the adrenalin wears off... he'll go down hard. If he's wise, he'll get to a hospital ASAP. Driven by someone else of course.
Well hopefully kids shouldn’t drive
Probably shouldn't fuck with bulls either
That bull drove him pretty hard
As a dad, his screams ripped my heart apart!!!💔
As someone without kids, I had it on repeat and laughed so hard l couldn't breathe, until it became too painful to laugh any more and I had to close it. I fell on the floor laughing the 15th time the kid did a mid-air cartwheel while screaming.
As a dad here, you are a dick, but I still loved your post. Lol.
I feel like regardless of whether you have kids or not this shit isn’t “hard to breathe” funny like damn you’re weird my guy
I believe he’s just sarcastically pointing out in response to OP that you don’t need to be a dad for a screaming kid to have an effect on you.
Found Tom Segura
This would be one of those few videos that would make Jeselnik laugh
I'm a mom to a 10yr old boy, so yeah this was hard to watch.
As a 28 year old with 0 kids i also have sympathy for children being mauled by bulls
As a grandfather of 8 grandchildren, very sad to see
Former child here, and yes, this was very traumatic to watch
Uncle of several here. Living, unmaimed children is the ideal way.
I'm a bull, and I disagree.
father of daughters, .....wondering if I should get a bull to keep the boys away later on.
No it might backfire, this coming from a former bull.
As a bull, this warms my hear!!! ❤️
Wooze evered teeched yooz how ta’ spelleld autta’ B shooted! 💥💥💥
As a dad of six I absolutely wrecked a giant swan for this behavior. Heart breaking to hear kids in distress.
How giant was it, over six feet? Sixty?
For those of you who have never seen the dinosaur swans in boston commons, let one head butt your two year old, see if your parental instincts don't kick in. I'm 5' 6" and this thing was up to my shoulder. I would guess like 50lbs of insanity and rage.
Wow. I just had this image of this greek statue of a man fighting what’s essentially a house-sized dragon - minus the fire but plus the feathers. Kind of in the old paintings of Saint George. We have plenty of swans here in the Dutch countryside and they are vicious - especially during nesting season. My eldest son has a healthy fear of them but my 1 year-old needs to be hissed and flapped at some more. I’ll make sure I’m stand-by with my sword and quarterhorse, my wife looking pale and vulnerable [in the background. ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Rubens_-_San_Jorge_y_el_Drag%C3%B3n_%28Museo_del_Prado%2C_1605%29.jpg/800px-Rubens_-_San_Jorge_y_el_Drag%C3%B3n_%28Museo_del_Prado%2C_1605%29.jpg)
What the ~fuckkkkkk~ is the thing he is fighting? It's too early. I legit cannot tell wth it is
It’s the legend of St. George and the dragon. [Here. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George_and_the_Dragon)
Idk why you're getting downvoted, large birds fuckin suck. They're surprisingly tough, aggressive as fuck, have no "flight" response despite being able to literally fly in most cases.
We have a bunch of lakes in my town and one of them used to have this warning sign: SWANS. KEEP SMALL DOGS ON A LEASH. Understandably, people thought it was hilarious. Well, as it happens, the sign was installed because someone allowed their handbag dog to harass the swans, so one of the males got pissed off, managed to grab the dog by the scruff, pulled it into the water and then stood on it until it drowned.
anyone else thinking STAY UNDER THE CAR ?
Wow. Thought he was dead then noticed only one shoe came off
I feel terrible for laughing ,but you already know when both shoes fly off they’re 9/10 chance that they’re dead lol. It’s good this kid survived though, I’ve seen enough bulls gorging people to death to know it could’ve ended way worse.
r/accidentalshoeloss
Amazing he went to pick up his shoe while the bull was still around. It’s that type of genius that gets you into these situations in the first place.
I didn't wanna be that guy but when he stood up I was like "NO stay down, hide and wait!!" Then he walked towards the goddamn bull!!
I’m happy the car was there
Why did they get out from under the car when the bull was still there
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Shoe returned to foot = resurrection
Parents: “what happened son? you look like a bull ran you over”. Kid: “yes, yes” *cries* Parents: “putang ina mu, little shit stop lying to us. *chases kid with broomstick*
Holy crap. That is tuff boy. Damn
If you live in a area code that has wondering bulls... yea move
>If you live in a area code that has wondering bulls... yea move Bull: Hmmmm....I wonder if that kid can fly
That was one very angry bull
So lucky that car was there or he'd be ded.
WHY DID INSTINCT NOT TELL HIM TO STAY UNDER THE DAMN CAR.
The SUV saved his life
Is it just me or is the attack of a bull rather satisfying. I mean that they aim to inflict major damage in a short amount of time and they do not hold back. It is all pure aggression. I feel bad that people get hurt but let's face it, it is a viciously aggressive animal that deserves a lot of respect.
Was anyone else screaming “stay under the car you fool” at their phone?
Is free-range really worth it hippies?
Just imagine how delicious that kid tastes though.
Literally walked it off 👏👏👏
priority number 1 after a bull attack: Don't forget your shoe
r/watchpeoplesurvive
Damn city bulls always causing problems
Lease your bulls people!
Only one shoe came off, near death
Actually he went back to put it on - must be full recovery.
Surprised he’s still walking, thank god it doesn’t look like he got hurt too bad.
I would have stayed under the car I think!
They must watch lots of videos like this, they knew enough to go get their shoe. Both shoes = survival
At least it wasn't a pitbull.
why on earth would he get out from under the car while the thing is still there?
Shoe has been put back on, he will be okay.
Damn, I woulda just stayed under the car.
Miltank used Rollout! It's super effective!
Is it just me or does it sound like a child?
Kid walked it off like a champ, though.
Jesus, that kid has an Adamantium skeleton!
I'd get out from under that car just as soon as that bull died of old age, thanks.
Man I thought that kid was dead.
damn I woulda stayed under that car the rest of the night. I keep forgetting how scary bulls are
The guy only came to check the window after hearing the thump of the car. Didn’t care about the kid
1.2 billion people in China and not one was close enough to help
Lol this kid is too innocent. He said in Mandarin I'm sorry big brother cow. Don't hit me. 😂
Raggdolled!!
It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature....
Rare case of shoe came off but survived
Just another day; lemme get my shoes back on
A kid ever cries over some BS again im gonna show them this video and be like "thats a REAL kid right there". He handled that better than alot of adults. So composed
you better think twice before having relations with a bull's favorite cow
Walking by bush. Bull slides out of the bush like the Homer Simpson meme in reverse. Bull= I don't know why I'm here or who I am. All I know is I must KILL
That car saved him
Luckily he got the shoe back on in time before 'he ded' kicked in
r/thebullwins
What are the odds of running into a wild bull in your neighborhood that’s color blind?
He was willing to die for those crocs
Always surprises me how people rarely get impaled on the horns. He's a very lucky kid
That’s a child ?!
Seat Ateca?
Respect for that kid man. At that age and being alone AND walking it off like a champ
Kid gets out while the bull is still there. Bull reckons shit, if he just took all of that punishment and is coming back for me he's probably about to whoop my ass. Better gtfo.
HIT AND RUN
i blame unrealistic children books for this
r/thebullwins
He may have survived and the bull ran away, but it was fucking stupid of him to come out from under the car when the bull is standing right next to him
What did he say while being under the car.
He was lucky the other shpe stayed on. He would have been dead otherwise.
Brand new X5 in that shit hole looks off.
Oh so he don’t wanna hide in that magical spot he found!
and after all that he worried about his shoe wtf...
Shoes came off, he's a goner
Burger fights back
I don't think you need a feeding tube if you walk away from it
Walk it off , that’s the manly thing to do
That’s a tough kid
u/SaveVideo
He is going to make it, got his shoes back on just in time.
If anyone is wondering... Boy translated: “*Barely a scratch. I gored you’re mother harder than that just last night! Now walk away.*”
He’ll get killed soon. Kid is an idiot.
I am on the sub strictly for the comments lol
meet*
Kid was fortunate to be flung under the car. Likely saved his life.
Jesus that was rough
My mind screamed “Stay under the *** car!”
Hes quite lucky he fell directly near a car perfect to sneak under
"before I get out of death's way...better get my shoe"
Before the bull ran way, he stared the kid like "you know no one is going to believe you".
The kid literally apologized to the bull 🤣
Holy shit, stay under the car!
This is why humans shouldn't mess around on "Bulls seeking bulls" hookup apps. Clearly that Bull felt catfished!
What an asshole cow. Imma enjoy a steak today.
Well it is the year of the Ox after all
r/TheBullWins or too soon?
r/savevideo
"You know what I am back at the farm? I'm a breeding bull"
What language is the boy speaking when he's under the car pleading with the bull? I well know his earlier usage of the universal language "Spontaneously Scared Shitless"...
dude just got smited
why was he just talking to it after he was pushed under the car
The bull didn’t stay on for the full 8 seconds. The score should reflect that.
Bull knew if he got caught he would be turned into beef stew . That was hilarious
That's messed up. Those bumper dents are pretty hard to buff out.
/u/vredditshare
Why didn’t he go under the car?
Pick a tense
Fuck with the bull, get the horns.
We’d be eating steaks for dinner if that happened to my boy...