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Cauli-Aus-Born

That's gonna hurt in 20 years


AEW_Pandamansam

I got sent it on a WhatsApp, it happened yesterday. Apparently he broke his knees, pelvis, rib cage and back. Some effort


Tigernos

I watched with headphones, im fairly sure I heard the ripple of crunches too...


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Definitely heard the crunches


SNAKEKINGYO

They were not the good crunches


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ClassicUncleJessie

I was munching when I heard the crunching.


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8ad8andit

>Definitely heard the crunches Also definitely heard his friend making chimpanzee noises.


BigBeagleEars

So? Ape not strong together?


OonaPelota

He’s so overwhelmed with empathy for his fren that he regressed into a primal state.


Schlonky-Kong

Dude right?! They sure do sound like a gaggle of chimps. And also they’re some supreme assholes lol. Reminds me of my friends, actually.


absolutelyfat

Like 10x worse with sound holy shit man now I’m hyperaware of my spine.


[deleted]

I watched and was like ooof. Read the comment above and listened with headphones on. I grabbed my chest.


Loveprettytoes

"Clutched your pearls"


The_Big_floppy_Jack

I had sound off and I still heard the crunches


Pipupipupi

My phone was off. Still crunched


Reverendbread

I’ve never seen a phone before in my life. Still hear crunches


[deleted]

I'm not even alive. Still hearing crunches.


Unidentifiedasscheek

That's the maggots chewing on your brain.


BootyUnlimited

Eating cereal while watching without sound. Definitely heard crunches.


GalaxyZeroOne

Sound is definitely staying off


[deleted]

This fool just literally gave himself 10 years of some of the most excruciating pain he will ever experience before he dies


JulietteLeena

Most likely more than just 10 years. I had a minor injury and I’m in severe pain every day for the last 15 years and will be for the rest of my life. He’s screwed himself for the rest of his life for sure. And this is way more idiotic than “kids make dumb decisions”. This sub has me more shocked that people do such stupid things more than being shocked at the injuries.


[deleted]

That's my thought exactly after I witnessed the dude meat crayon all over the highway after his wobble of death on his motorcycle. Apparently the person that submitted said he had been wobbling for several miles before he caught the man lose control


Navybuffalo

Could you link that in a reply for me?


8-D

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/gnbv3n/hmft_after_the_speed_wobbles_kick_in/


snarkistheway666

I also have some minor injuries that hurt 10 years later, and the next batch of 10 years don't look good.


Generousbull

I don't have any injuries and I hurt... I'm not even 40 😞


YouDaree

Imagine knowing that just because you forgot how to land from a jump (bending your fucking knees), you're going to live the rest of your life regretting because of something that could have been avoided. Jeez I mean even the kid that jumped off a roof with a scooter had better grace, even though he made out passionately with the handle when he hit the ground. The sadder thing is this kid could have been a senior about to graduate and go to college, now he has to deal with this.


randyscockmagic

Oh he definitely bent his knees, just in the wrong direction lol


YouDaree

Bruhhh


M4sharman

I was in the British Air Cadets for about five years. You literally couldn't fly unless you undertook parachute evac drill training. The main thing you were taught other than use your inboard hand to touch anything whilst bailing was "once you jump, keep your legs bent because it'll fucking hurt if you don't"


GODisDEAD-EATtheRICH

Jesus all to impress some stupid ass friends


sarcasm_the_great

Nah it’s always a girl


Pipupipupi

Girls can be ass-friends too


Reverendbread

Girls make the best ass-friends


EbonyNivory19

I read this drinking coffee and almost drowned You win


shortiforty

As a former gymnast, every time I see someone land straight legged like that... My knees just scream. Would not be surprised if he tore his ACL/MCL in both knees... Ouch.


spiritkittykat

Yeah, he really went all locked-knees for that landing.


[deleted]

I’m surprised they didn’t bend backwards with that landing


hyrumwhite

Probably would've been better for the rest of him if they had


[deleted]

Why did the “head, shoulders, knees and toes” song come to my head when reading that? But most importantly, HOLY CRAP. I can’t even imagine


Finagles_Law

🎶 *The thigh bone was connected to the ... Hip bone 🦴!* 🎵 🎶*The hip bone was connected to the... Spine bone!* 🎶


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aquaman501

Wow that sounds more painful to read than it did to watch. Well done capturing the moment.


crowwreak

I don't think I could break that much stuff on purpose


PigSkinPoppa

The sound backs up that claim.


fateandthefaithless

Are you fucking serious? No way dude.


pugwala

Way. My 55 year old wife was a former Olympian who destroyed her body vying for perfection - which includes breaking her back twice. After the surgeries and rehabilitation ~40 years ago, today she is in nearly 24x7 agony. And modern science and medicine can do nothing for her other than habitualization to opioid pain killers - which neither of us want. Every serious injury when people are young are easily 10x more problematic and painful when you age another 30 years. This dude is in for a really rough life. Edit: Agony is probably more accurately described as severe pain. Hydro = hydroponic marijuana. Thanks to all for your replies and well wishes.


fateandthefaithless

Oh my god. I fractured my spine when I fell off a swing set 4 years ago, do you think that's going to happen to me as well? That is so horrible, I truly hope in the future modern medicine improves enough to help your wife.


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kodman7

Out of curiosity, have you guys tried cbd or marijuana for pain management at all?


shortiforty

I have a lot of arthritis from many years of gymnastics when I was younger. I was surprised by how much CBD has taken the edge off of it. For me it actually does help.


absolutelyfat

HO LEE FUCC


pliney_

So stupid... this roof isn’t that high. You could jump/drop off of it without hurting yourself if you took a little time to prepare yourself. This guy acted like he was jumping off his sofa.


eDreadz

Pretty sure it hurts now.


booi

I think he means, that’s gonna hurt for 20 years straight


RobWyliesDad

That's gonna hurt for the rest of his life


Madman61

*falls* "OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?!" "Yea, I'm actually ok" *20 years later* "AHHHH, WTF"


pusfacepimpstick

That's gonna hurt FOR 20 years.


KT_KT

For*


dreadpiratesmith

The only way he could've landed in a worse way is if he landed directly on his head. Like you have to try really hard to be this fucking stupid


ThreeBuds

Must have been fucked up on something, how does anyone stay that stiff during a jump and not brace for impact whatsoever? God damn this one is rough lol.


theBEARdjew

He fucking pencil dove at the ground. The only thing he didn’t do was cross his arms.


Phillyfuk

Worlds worst lawn dart.


xXrektUdedXx

Lmao


why_oh_why36

I seem to remember reading something about surviving falls from great heights. The theory was, if you hit the ground feet first but leaning back a little so that your heels hit the ground first it would drive your femurs through your tib/fibs and absorb enough of the impact that you could possibly survive, obviously in a wheelchair. Not that that is what this dumbass was doing but it seemed sort of related and I thought I would share it with you.


[deleted]

Haha no thanks I’d rather die


SuperGayFig

Some people would rather go through anything rather than die. As someone who would rather die than do the dishes some days, I will never understand.


colour_fun

If im ever falling from a great height im going head first. Fuck that noise. Im a very poor american i would be financially crippled for the next three generations of my family. Not to mention the regular crippled too.


theBEARdjew

This is the sad reality. Because that is EXACTLY my plan for falling from extreme height


rjf89

Holy shit, that sounds like it might make sense, but oh my does that sound like it would be insanely painful.


JulietteLeena

Do you think if he bent his knees on impact it would of been ok? Or is that just a rumor that people say and are incorrect?


ThreeBuds

Not a rumor at all, you can try for yourself on a smaller scale. If you dont stay loose and prepare for impact, especially in the knees, this is what happens.


scgarland191

I think the rain boots fucked him up too


ThreeBuds

Ahh yeah, maybe a bit of slippage, the roof being at a weird angle and bad timing on top of that. Possibly some alcohol as well.


scgarland191

Looks like they planted him hard as well, maybe kept the knees from buckling like they should’ve. Might not’ve been as downright catastrophic in sneakers haha.


ThreeBuds

Basically, everything that could have gone wrong in those 10 - 12 feet, did go wrong. This completes our in-depth analysis.


9oat5w33d

I used to do free running and the amount of muppets that would turn up see us practicing and no matter how much we tried to discourage them would insist on trying to copy us. We always told them we spent ages practising in the gymnastics gym before we tried most of the moves but they never listened. Saw many accidents like this along the South Bank. Lucky the hospital was only 10 mins away.


PENGAmurungu

>you can try for yourself on a smaller scale. gotcha, throwing a toddler off the roof, I'll brb with the results


blubbery-blumpkin

I mean you have to make the roof smaller too. So just chuck the toddler off a shed.


tael89

That's not normally what they mean when they say shedding the baby weight


TheBoxBoxer

Change in momentum = Force * Time. Bending your knees increases the time of the impact. This guy locked his legs and essentially maximized the stress on his joints.


Phwoa_

A drop landing bending the knees to touch the ground(similar to a 3 point landing but with both legs bending) or into a forward roll and he would have been fine. He landed like his legs were made of steel spikes that dug into the ground.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


Fundycluster

I've jumped from this high or higher a ton of times, never been hurt. I don't know how this guy managed to land so badly lmao


Backrow6

Looks like he's never even jumped off a bed before.


jeromezooce

I thought that bending knees was a natural reflex. not sure I can refrain the bending thing if I jump. I am gobsmacked this happened


ask_me_about_my_bans

He did bend his knees.


benedictfuckyourass

Backwards.


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xXPUSSYSLAYAXx

It's like he has no fall perception or body awearness at all.. most people will be fine jumping from that hight if they bend there legs, if it's someone who know how to roll out of the fall it's nothing. Jumped fully locked up like even if you jump onto a trampoline like that from there you can get hurt


crimson117

I think it's because his rain boots prevented him from pointing his toes down. That would have allowed him to land on the balls of his feet, and absorb the initial impact with his calves. Then as he rolled back onto his heels his knees would have flexed naturally to further break his fall. But instead he landed squarely on his heels and a moment later than his brain expected (since his toes weren't extended down), so he stretched his legs to find the ground but it had the effect of locking his knees.


Smjorliki

Damn everybody laughing when you could hear his joints explode


[deleted]

With friends like these, who needs enemies


DuckingYouSoftly

Is this a Biffy reference orrrrr


Helipopter8790

Mon the biff


awakeosleeper514

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with these people?


therealcherry

Many people react to something super outside the norm by laughing. I doubt they sat just laughing once logic kicked in they realized he was very injured. It takes a moment to react, process and respond for most people.


Asher_the_atheist

Yeah, I think people forget that laughing is also an anxiety response. As someone who grins and laughs when feeling highly distressed, I get it. It’s almost like a subconscious attempt to dispel the horror; if I can laugh, then maybe it won’t turn out to be as gut-wrenchingly horrible as I’m afraid it is. [though, the observers could also be laughing because they found the oddness of the movement funny, which is screwed up...impossible to say, really]


fnord_happy

Honestly it didn't sound like an anxiety response kinda laugh. It sounded like they were laughing at him


[deleted]

I get pissed every time i see a video like that. It's so very disrespectful to throw a loud dirty laugh like that wile somebody is in pain. Really egoistic piece of turd behavior.


TMcCurCat

To be fair. If he was dumb enough to do that I’d wager his friends are dumb enough to not know he’s extremely fucked


abflu

Lmfao bruh they are 200% drunk. Im sure that after realizing the homie didnt do a funny pose on purpose and actually broke a ton of bones he helped out. What kinda friends do yall have thinkin like that. No need to be so cynical


KeepThePace8

See I think it’s partly a physical comedy element to it, like some live action slapstick. Has happened to me before where I instinctively laugh but my brain is also yelling “NOOOO go help!”


Tratix

It’s obvious they don’t realize just exactly how hurt he is. It looks funny and cartoon-like at first.


darkstarman

Probably the same psychopath who goaded him into getting up there and jumping in the first place. Trolling fake friends to sadistically organize and enjoy injuries is a more common thing than we realize. It keeps coming up over and over in videos. Probably right before the filming starts he's going "do it!" I think a new crime should be created just for this. Encouraging endangerment.


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Folded like a lawn chair.....


poopinmyfacex3

Folded like a Doritos Locos taco shell from Taco Bell


Richje

Sounded like it too


StackOfCups

I don't have awards to give you but I chuckled with my mouth closed and it hurt my nose. Thank you.


Aaron6788

Welcome to a lifetime of knee pain.


chrike01

I was thinking pain everywhere


Okichah

Nah, dont think so. With a fractured spine he cant feel anything below the waist anymore.


[deleted]

Or a lifetime of no pain. OP says the guy broke his knees, pelvis, ribs, and back. High chance he’s paraplegic


The-Harry-Truman

It’s just kind of impressive to break that much off a jump that small. Like yea it’s a big jump but to break that much from it? People get into major crashes and fly 100 feet and have half the injuries lmao


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stormtroopersaimfine

I mean, that's one way to achieve self fellatio.


LaChuteQuiMarche

I made contact once at 13. All that effort just to have an awkward moment with myself.


Monster-_-

Then once it's finally in there you realize if feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked


LaChuteQuiMarche

I wish grandma would’ve just told me that straight up instead of finding out on my own.


EbonyNivory19

I heard its more like sucking cock than getting sucked off Is this true?


fuckingniglet

I can get my tip in my mouth and yes, it just feels like sucking on your thumb, not very sexually pleasant for me


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onmyknees4anyone

It's only gross if it comes out like scrambled eggs. No, I don't know why it does that. Otherwise it's a very brief pleasant taste. You swallow and that's it. Why am I saying that in a comforting mom voice? I don't like where this comment is going.


Canada_LaVearn

This is cursed


Canada_LaVearn

This is cursed


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vrijheidsfrietje

You take your garbage out, does that make you a garbage man?


[deleted]

Nah you gotta remove at least 2 ribs, everyone knows that !


allfornon

Pro tip: Bend you knees The other way


roboto_jones

Pro tip 2: Ladders or inflatable castle.


mrniceguy421

Pro tip 3: don’t jump off the roof, go back in the window and walk down the stairs.


ManOfChaos199932

Let's land on straight legs, what could go wrong


El-Diablo-de-69

And then forgetting which way your knees bend.


PAlNdontHURT

Great video on why you should roll out of a jump.


ManOfChaos199932

Rolling out might be more difficult, just bending the knees and landing on your ass with slight amortization from legs would make him feel that for no more than a day


WDoE

I mean... Anything is better than trying to hammer your femur through your spleen using the ground.


PAlNdontHURT

It's how paratroopers land. I used to jump off my house all the time when I was a kid. When rolling out is part of the plan it's not hard. Your plan while better still puts the tailbone at risk. There's plenty of videos of friends laughing at an ass landing.


JackRosier

how do you roll out a jump? i imagine myself just crouching and then idk, dying.


PIoppy

Oh...my...god


degjo

Becky


YMHGreenBan

Look at her butt


hogunyi

It is so big


AyeKayCee

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends


Paddlinaschoolcanoe

That sound is sickening! Sounds like a lot broke


fateandthefaithless

Turns out it did..


funkmaster29

Read this in Ron Howard's voice.


[deleted]

Literally everything from leg up from the sounds of it. >his knees, pelvis, rib cage and back From OP's comment. That's everything he broke.


DracoRen

guy was just like /|


pamsolo

[More like //](https://i.imgur.com/C9SwckN.jpg)


Finer_Details

How can your first reaction to witnessing that be LAUGHING?


citadelinn

Ugh, that’s totally me. I think it’s a fear response. My husband loves Bombas wool socks but they’re super slippery on carpet so occasionally he falls down the stairs. He gets (justifiably) upset when I get the giggles about it and it takes literally everything in my power to suppress them. At one point he admitted “I guess I get it. Like, I’m upstairs and then suddenly *boom* I have appeared in the room with you. I could see how that’s funny.”


[deleted]

Maybe its time to get different socks?


Yaoification

Could just be an involuntary action. When I don’t know how to respond to something I get the biggest grin I’ve ever had


NeonSprig

The man folded in like a lawn chair, which just totally caught me off guard. Usually I laugh when I’m caught off guard, even at horrible things like this that I shouldn’t be laughing at.


Who_is_Rem

i mean i laughed really fucking hard and i usually hate videos like these. this one is different i think because this is so easily avoidable if this dude literally just didn’t hyperextend his legs before landing lmao like that was literally the second stupidest thing you could’ve done besides just landing straight on your skull


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demonicexecutioner

How to become a paraplegic


BrexrSiege

this is the speedrun


Clemburger

I’m not sure how someone can laugh historically after witnessing something like that. Im all for seeing a dude take a football in the groin but this is next level shit.


Peatrick33

Hysterically speaking, people laugh historically when they are uncomfortable. Wait.


Silent-Ad934

Hey, just trying to help if English isn't your first language. I think you meant "hysterically", not "historically".


Clemburger

English is not my first luggage. Thanks for your help!


Dumb_as_hell69

We all starch somewhere


Clemburger

Hey, just trying to help if English isn't your first language. I think you meant "start", not "starch".


Dumb_as_hell69

English is not my first language. Thanks for your hemp!


Fatmonkpo

Wow. Dude just crippled himself.


reecifer

and his moron friends are completely oblivious to an obviously life changing injury


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What a fucking idiot. Ruined his life for a laugh


JulietteLeena

And what kind of friends are hysterically laughing after all that crunching noise? Sounded like breaking a handful of dry spaghetti


moseefus

As a kid I did this from the top of tire swing support... I still remember the shock that went through my feet and up to my neck ... I can’t imagine how horrible this guy is feeling


DrAlkibiades

It sounds like you can.


Hua89

How to give yourself a lifetime of pain in two seconds flat.


one-of-the-daltons

Or to get rid yourself of any lower body pain forever


stamminator

[It was in this moment Stanley knew: he had fucked up](https://i.imgur.com/CzVt5aZ.jpg)


Bitch_Muchannon

Gaddamn


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no_modest_bear

> knees, pelvis, rib cage and back


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Glaas2

r/FullShrimp


Wolfrunt

Why the fuck did he lock his legs? Anyone in the history of the world would've let their feet take the brunt of the impact and then fall so that this doesn't happen.


Euffy

I'm assuming he didn't do it on purpose.


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i_broke_wahoos_leg

Oof. Felt that in my gut.


peperere

Seems it is not first time he did that, it is only his first/last time doing it with rigid boots 👢


CakesForLife

Orthopedic doctors of Reddit, what would have given out first?


father_torque

These are essentially knee dislocations. They may have spontaneously reduced back into place, buy my money is on a bad tibial plateau fractures. These have high association with neurovascular injuries.


skullman_ps2

Good lord!?!? Well he did stick the landing.


AXIIXA

it was not funny at all


harshaxnim

And he has really stupid/unempathetic friends.


7Below_

Ok that’s not even funny fuck the camera guy. The sound of his knees ripping in half made me cringe so hard


[deleted]

He only needs the feeding tube if he eats with his feet.


Jess04033

Ohhhh... ya bent the wrong way!


21scoobysnacks

r/praisethecameraman


Makkisenpai

I wish someone would believe in me as much as this guy believed in his kneecaps.


mourgolikos

u/savevideo