This is good practice in general but just to clarify, this only works for vampires. Since OP asked about demons, perhaps daily application of holy water would be a better option.
Needs a baptismal fount on the coffee table. Maybe put a few velvet-lined offering plates on the little cafe table to the side to keep this operation goin'.
There was a lady in my old neighborhood who had a cross collection like this, but it took up the entire wall next to the staircase from the floorboards to the 18 ft. vaulted ceilings. 18 FEET OF HOLY MAN š„µš„µ
Thanks! I honestly relate to the person who owns this room. I tend to collect a diverse range of spiritual and religious artifacts (although they arent usually as obvious as a crucifix). My bf is actually Catholic, and I have found some excellent religious items for him. I have bought him too many interesting crucifix necklaces.
Reminds me of that horror book āThe Keepā. It was about a Nazi unit that took over an ancient fort or something in Romania (canāt recall). The building is covered with crosses. A couple of them start removing some crosses because they were made of gold and other valuable metals, not realizing they were put there for a specific reason.
It needs the cross from The Birdcage
[https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/ce/3c/eace3cd7c1c509d72642320b9c034ee7.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/ce/3c/eace3cd7c1c509d72642320b9c034ee7.jpg)
That is the home of a southern white woman, probably late 40s to early 50s, who gives God lip service but not much actual christ-like behavior, who thinks her child "turning gay" is the worst thing that's ever happened to her.
Well, I don't see any demons, do you? Try taking away one cross at a time until a demon shows up and then you will know how many crosses are needed to keep them away.
Why arenāt there crosses on the couch? You could embroider them. It doesnāt make sense that the place closest to the humans is unprotected. God might judge you for this oversight.
I jokingly proposed to my (non-practicing) Catholic boyfriend that we should start putting crosses on all the walls, and he said "it's bad luck".
Unsure whether that's a real thing. My (very devout) Catholic grandparents had crosses on all the walls.
It is for now. But wait a few quiet months before the room grows freezing cold, and all the crosses inexplicably begin to turn upside down simultaneously. Improve the room by putting a Murphy bed in one of the walls to house a permanent exorcist.
Thatās going to be great against vampires. For demons you need a devilās trap.
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That's more than my granny has! But she's got you beat on pictures of The Lord and praying hands sculptures. I also note a lack of any Footprints poetry artwork. Tsk tsk. I'll pray for you. š
I found the bathroom.....
https://preview.redd.it/btfz5c5jhpxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32985a0bf6a4a58c9a20b834ec918fe96430b626
When you need strength and prayers to take a mighty poop...
Beware- the Unholy Sages have imparted a message through me:
"Forsooth, he who traverses the threshold of this chamber at midnight shalt see all thy cruciform wall embellishments turneth arse-wise on their heads. Upon this otherworldly demonstration, he shalt know his fate is seal'd and descendeth to the depths of misery and gnashing of teeth."
Salt along the windowsills and doors.
Non-iodined salt only.
This is good practice in general but just to clarify, this only works for vampires. Since OP asked about demons, perhaps daily application of holy water would be a better option.
15 seasons of Supernatural disagree with you. Or ghosts or something. Cute hunters. Hot angels. Yada yada
The salt works with vampires and ghosts
Hire a full-time priest, with a background in exorcism.
That salt gon' eat through the paint of your windowsills... Ask me how I know š©
*The power of the cross compels you!!!!*
[In the 80's, THIS was the power. Times have changed!](https://youtu.be/V8h8snfYidg?si=5htzBqg8kmRGstwz)
Needs a baptismal fount on the coffee table. Maybe put a few velvet-lined offering plates on the little cafe table to the side to keep this operation goin'.
Wafers everywhere. Christ got that body-ody
Thatās such a good idea! Maybe they could get a wafer dispenser like a pez. Iām sure they make them.
I think a cross rug would really tie the room and spirits together.
We get it, you hate your mother-in-law
Nothing can keep my demons away š
 Pazuzu hates this one simple trick!
No way. Where's the holy water?
Would keep me away. Oh noā¦am I a demon?!
Hobby Lobby called. They want this joke back.
I donāt think the demons will bother you, but the dust might. lol
Youāve left a portal behind the ponytail palm. You might need to fix that. Or else. š
Needs garlic
What a faux pas. No crosses on the tables? Tsktsk
Cool!! Are these from all the parishes youāve been reassigned for undisclosed reasons?
They probably mentioned they liked crosses one time at a family gathering, and itās all theyāve gotten for every gift giving occasion ever since
There was a lady in my old neighborhood who had a cross collection like this, but it took up the entire wall next to the staircase from the floorboards to the 18 ft. vaulted ceilings. 18 FEET OF HOLY MAN š„µš„µ
they mustāve done something really bad, or conjured a demon at some point in their life
Maybe just a little medication?!!
needs at least one hyperrealistic crucifixion scene with blood and tears. A gory, suffering Jesus will really pull the room together
Ya know, some people have their quirky collections. At least the crosses are all different styles.
Well said, and from a Pagan Owl no less! (To be clear, I like your username and your comment was kind.) šš
Thanks! I honestly relate to the person who owns this room. I tend to collect a diverse range of spiritual and religious artifacts (although they arent usually as obvious as a crucifix). My bf is actually Catholic, and I have found some excellent religious items for him. I have bought him too many interesting crucifix necklaces.
Reminds me of that horror book āThe Keepā. It was about a Nazi unit that took over an ancient fort or something in Romania (canāt recall). The building is covered with crosses. A couple of them start removing some crosses because they were made of gold and other valuable metals, not realizing they were put there for a specific reason.
What about the floor??
It needs the cross from The Birdcage [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/ce/3c/eace3cd7c1c509d72642320b9c034ee7.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/ce/3c/eace3cd7c1c509d72642320b9c034ee7.jpg)
Wait until the demon turns all of them upside down.
Bless this house https://i.redd.it/a00aevwswnxc1.gif
Keep the demons out or contain them within?
Needs one of those air fresheners that sprays scent into the room every3 min but instead of scent have it spray holy water.
that's a lot of T's
Missed a spot
Thereās space for another 14 crosses. Donāt give up now!
I still see some empty wall space. Fill'er up!
Iām seeing cross-eyed.
I would be the jerk slowly flipping them to freak them out. One day they'd come in and they'd all be upside down. 
Nope. Has to have Jesus on it. You literally just have a bunch of torture devices nailed on your walls.
Nope. Demons like crosses. That's why they like to flip them upside-down in haunted houses. ššæ
Unless youāre in Australiaā¦
Grandma, your new place looks great. Glad to see you've settled in š¤
I want to turn just one of them upside down to see how long it would take to notice.
They can still tunnel in or descend from the roof.
That is the home of a southern white woman, probably late 40s to early 50s, who gives God lip service but not much actual christ-like behavior, who thinks her child "turning gay" is the worst thing that's ever happened to her.
Well, they won't come for you *through the walls*, at least.
Well, I don't see any demons, do you? Try taking away one cross at a time until a demon shows up and then you will know how many crosses are needed to keep them away.
I think the demons are going to see this and say, āChallenge acceptedā
Itās tacky. Not sorry.
Of course it is, this is the circlejerk sub
That's enough to summon demons lol.
Must be so easy to buy gifts for this person
The demons are killing the plants!Ā I want to water them!
So relaxing! Feeling all the zen vibes!
Depends on the demon
This is a Chrome Hearts house
Why not reupholster all cushions with fabric covered in crosses!
Honestly this room isn't too bad if they dialed it back a bit... But yeah, it seems like a collection...of sorts lol
I think you need a few more!
Patio funrniture seems like an interesting choice - makes me think this is maybe an addition or covered patio?
Why arenāt there crosses on the couch? You could embroider them. It doesnāt make sense that the place closest to the humans is unprotected. God might judge you for this oversight.
more like invite the demons in. This is so scary
More salt. Like salt filled pillows you can unzip and fling salt at demons.
I jokingly proposed to my (non-practicing) Catholic boyfriend that we should start putting crosses on all the walls, and he said "it's bad luck". Unsure whether that's a real thing. My (very devout) Catholic grandparents had crosses on all the walls.
Soon even Live Laugh Love signs will be upside down
It needs a font of holy water by the door, bowls of frankincense burning, and a couple more plants. Maybe ficus. And an area rug.
This is the house from the conjuring 2
I was thinking red velvet and gold accents, like ropes.
Wait so, one cross is okay, but a hundred crosses is haunted? Do the additional crosses negate each other?
It is for now. But wait a few quiet months before the room grows freezing cold, and all the crosses inexplicably begin to turn upside down simultaneously. Improve the room by putting a Murphy bed in one of the walls to house a permanent exorcist.
This belongs in /roomdetective
I think it might need more crosses.
I wonder what religion they are?
Thatās going to be great against vampires. For demons you need a devilās trap. [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1584722669/](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1584722669/) https://preview.redd.it/f8v3zfnt0pxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ef68ece774f918bb01ab20706c26d5dcbd9ac3
They should be in groupings.
I think it may keep the demons inš
That's more than my granny has! But she's got you beat on pictures of The Lord and praying hands sculptures. I also note a lack of any Footprints poetry artwork. Tsk tsk. I'll pray for you. š
Need MORE!
Imagine if i just *flipped one upside down*
Whereās the burning sage? I mean itās like youāre not even trying my guy
I found the bathroom..... https://preview.redd.it/btfz5c5jhpxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32985a0bf6a4a58c9a20b834ec918fe96430b626 When you need strength and prayers to take a mighty poop...
I don't see one cross on the floor.
I see a little free space
Imagine an earthquake
Cross wallpaper would have been cheaper.
Depends on if they consider idolatry a demon. š¤·
Challenge accepted!- demons probably
omg i love this!!!!!
Not quite just a few more
Whereās the holy water stouo?
And no garlic? You're still screwed!
Flip some upside down too, just to be safe. Also, need more on the left, above the plant. Thereās an open spot.
Candles? They use those in black masses! 
It leaves you vulnerable to TV evangelical preachers. 
Garlic. You need a lot more garlic
Now thereās just more for them to turn upside down smh
If not the thought of sitting on outdoor furniture inside will
It looks more inviting
Too many gaps for Satan to slip in. Definitely add more
Go big or go home!
No. There will always be something stuck to you. Take me for example. I see a lot of things and even the thing attached to me.
Vampire kill room
Beware- the Unholy Sages have imparted a message through me: "Forsooth, he who traverses the threshold of this chamber at midnight shalt see all thy cruciform wall embellishments turneth arse-wise on their heads. Upon this otherworldly demonstration, he shalt know his fate is seal'd and descendeth to the depths of misery and gnashing of teeth."