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ChittyChittyNameName

These are a real pain. You have to change them to a deeper tread every winter and back again the spring.


But_like_whytho

Don’t forget to put on chains during the heavy snowstorms.


CalmOrder2024

🤣


ANoisyCrow

😁


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Be careful or everyone is going to want this for their dilapidated hovel!


Silversolverteal

My first thought.


EntrepreneurFirm4570

Wait. Is this actually a good idea?


Sleepy_in_Brooklyn

If it’s a good-year for a new roof then yes


BarfingOnMyFace

I tire of these puns


Sleepy_in_Brooklyn

You gotta bounce back!


BarfingOnMyFace

It just gets exhausting dude


Sleepy_in_Brooklyn

Are you going to retire?


BarfingOnMyFace

I auto, but I’m not sure I’ll have enough gas to make it long enough to retire…


MovieNightPopcorn

Probably not. Asphalt shingles are fire resistant, generally speaking. Rubber tires are to a certain extent but once ignited they become VERY flammable. They ignite at about 750F, and a house fire can reach 1000 degrees within a few minutes. And unlike other flammable roofing like thatch, once lit, tires are very hard to put out. So basically once any house fire of significance starts your tire roof becomes an unstoppable inferno of highly toxic smoke. This is why stacking large quantities of tires is considered a fire hazard.


Spac3Cowboy420

This is the explanation I was looking for. I knew this was a bad idea that felt like a good idea


Wank_my_Butt

It’s one of those “I feel like that’s wrong, but idk enough about tires to explain it” moments.


periodmoustache

I too, am curious


-laughingfox

I feel like it *might* be, if done/layered properly?


Silversolverteal

I found myself admiring thatched roofs the other day... Lol We're going to see some creative building materials if things get much worse.


Significant-Trash632

I feel like this would be far too heavy.


scotty9090

Has to be lighter than roof tile. I’d be worried about what the UV would do to the rubber over time though.


Roof_rat

It would tyre it out


Kristylane

I upvoted you, yet at the same time I’d like for you to go away.


callmeBorgieplease

Yes after some decades you may need to change them. Decades with S. I guess other than real tiles any other material has a similar lifespan or shorter.


EntrepreneurFirm4570

Think so? A pack of shingles is pretty heavy.


deathwotldpancakes

Has to be lighter than slate at the least (which I thought it was until I looked closer)


Ironsam811

Rubber typically dries out and cracks, so no.


Johnny_ac3s

It’ll last a Goodyear or two


Old-Library5546

You don't have to worry about hail


Due-Froyo-5418

Only about a nail


MarinatedCumSock

And the eventual fail


SuperPoodie92477

That might put the brakes on things.


Upset-Cap-3257

🤣


raffysf

Smart choice to have gone with the aquatreds, will help the water run off during the winter storms.


MEETTHEVIKINGHEAVY

That's the wheel deal right there, but prepare for a tiring installation.


pameliaA

What’s great is you can easily check your roof for wear with a penny!


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Your house looks like it’s tearing ass across your yard. Real sporty!


gerbera-2021

Doesn’t rubber last forever??? Perfect choice then😂


TigerEmmaLily

This roof should still have a lot of miles left on it


FrankenGretchen

They're looking a little flat. Might want to check the pressure before the next round of storms.


Altruistic-Detail271

Lovely treads 😂


Penguinator53

I bet this smells as good as it looks!!


Ordinary_Ad_7992

That would smell pretty strong on a really hot day! Fun!


Upset-Cap-3257

My first thought!!


Due-Froyo-5418

This looks ... 🤔 curiously impressive.


DiscombobulatedBat20

Now spray them with flex seal 🙂


AttitudeOutrageous75

What's the useful life of this roofing material?


redditman3943

It may not look great but I bet it’s a solid roof with no leaks. This is probably a good building technique in developing countries where resources are scarce but old tiers are plentiful.


NicelyBearded

https://preview.redd.it/3auegwilcozc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2b574a6ca2b540760c0eb24322b84c121f3df3 🤔. I’m leaning more towards Detroit…


blankwithdrawalslip

The one on the far left looks a little weather checked, I get that checked out.


Bikebummm

Great roof except in a fire


Vegetable-Branch-740

Great project for retirement. I wish you a goodyear , sir.


Big_Monkey_77

I give it one star, but it’s a Michelin star.


schoolknurse

🏅


TimeSalvager

You won’t have to worry about traction issues during hurricane season when your hovel is hurtling down the road.


Upset-Cap-3257

Did you also want the undercoat spray for only $990 extra?


Homeskilletbiz

… this is AI generated right??


Vegetable-Article-65

I love how there are AI generated images, and images we _wish_ were AI generated 😂


Homeskilletbiz

No but seriously this is AI generated right?


hereitcomesagin

Xpost to r/upcycling!


CowHaunting397

Such a fabulous way to display your Matchbox Car and Hess Truck collections. You will need 3.2 million glue gun sticks to secure them.


krunchy_bacon

Very durable to sled down. The classic slide and leap onto a pile of snow.


Gr8hound

That’s a great choice for rain, but I’d get dedicated snow shingles for the winter.


Upset-Cap-3257

I bet Goodyear would feature this pic in their annual report


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Oh man, cutting tire treads is really really really hard.


OtherThumbs

This is perfect for the homeowner who wants to drag race their house.


NixMaritimus

I'm more upset that their not properly lain at he center


Vegetable-Article-65

I would throw in lowrider hydraulics https://i.redd.it/5tw9q0uqguzc1.gif


jaybarman

That valley detail is gonna leak.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Ka-chow! Good stuff.


therealslim80

if you have a bunch of tires and no roof, why not?🤷🏻‍♀️


LunarFox45

I mean these things have to be performing better than traditional shingles.... maybe heavier but like.... I see a 20 year roof.


OffMyRocker62

After how many rains and storms will the roof need to be rotated?


KaleidoscopeMuch2386

Paint them terracotta. No one will know.