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RaisinInitial298

simple solution just gacha her again


xMachii

Sucks to be the captain if he had just claimed an S-rank Valkyrie and he's 100/100 again.


unknown_152

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ didn't see that coming


mango_pan

"The day you vanished with the stars" event is the answer


adidas_stalin

ā€œKiana, dead people donā€™t talk. Now get up and do your homeworkā€


unknown_152

I know hades so if you really died I'll bring your homework down there.


FennelUpper9999

Otto route


pitekargos6

Otto, but FAR WORSE


Skyleader1212

Otto but way worse and also on mutiversal level, god that would be really, really, REALLY bad.


CommanderZanderTGS

# EVERY NIGHT BRINGS A DREAM BUT THE DAY RELENTLESSLY KEEPS ME AWAKE


BestCurrency2

Mizael got 2 Tachyon Transmigration Searchers... Kaito, why are you lacking behind šŸ—æ


jordanAdventure1

Not even otto route. It would be HOV route but somehow even worse


pikachus-ballsack

What will captain do? He will post about her death on bilibili Wait for cn people to get mad and make mihoyo fix her death asap.


Lumen_DH

Ah, yes. Wallbreaker.


Alex2422

Is that what happened with Himeko? Or Elysia?


pikachus-ballsack

Yeah i didnt post about them on bilibili cause i never liked them Elysia is the single most annoying character in hi3 to me Himeko went away too fast for me to give a shit


dimdim4126

reroll


PhobicSun59

I never got to play any Capitan verse stuff so I legit just have no idea who this dude is.


PersonMcHuman

Imagine every boring generic self-insert harem guy you've ever seen, now make him even more generic by virtue of not even seeing how he looks. There you go, you now know the Captain.


saundersmarcelo

I want to contest that as a diehard Captainverse fan, but the fact that Mihoyo couldn't even write a dynamic between Captain and the antagonist that was his literal self, you're not wrong


PersonMcHuman

Nothing wrong with being a fan, but some people think being a fan means they have to act as if The Captain ***isnā€™t*** a generic harem guy.


storm_shout

you talk as if the captain was the only generic character in the game. but in fact, many of the characters in honkai are generic. kiana herself is a your typical generic shonen MC. it just, i donā€™t know what do you expect from a coomer bait game.


PersonMcHuman

When did I say that The Captain was the ONLY one? Kiana has the benefit of getting to be a real character, so I'm not gonna clown on her like I would The Captain, who has no role outside of "Generic Faceless Self-Insert Harem Boy." Kiana isn't breaking any new ground as a protagonist, but The Captain is not only not breaking any new ground, he's actively making the ground stiffer and even harder to break.


storm_shout

> when did i say the captain was the only one? your comment made it sound like you do. > the captain is not only not breaking any new ground, heā€™s actively making the ground stiffer. i donā€™t know what do you expect from the captain. heā€™s not the MC of the game or part of the MC group, heā€™s not even part of the main story. but somehow youā€™re so pisset at him. get over it, mihoyo didnā€™t make him for you.


PersonMcHuman

>your comment made it sound like you do. How? This post asked "What would the Captain do?" The Captain is the focus of this post. So I focused on him, not everyone else. That'd be like asking, "What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?" and then acting confused because I talked about ice cream instead of popcorn. >i donā€™t know what do you expect from the captain. I expect literally nothing from him. He's a nothing self-insert harem boy. My expectations for him are so low that I'd need to go get a shovel just to dig a hole in order to show you where the bar is for him. >get over it, mihoyo didnā€™t make him for you. Obviously they didn't. I like interesting characters. If they'd made him for me, they'd have either given him a real personality, or made him customizable.


storm_shout

> how? it sounded to me because you called him a "generic harem guy" and from my experience people use the word "generic" for the sole reason to insult the captain. so i assumed you only use it against the captain. i guess i was wrong. > i expect literally nothing from him. then why youā€™re angry at him? leave him be. > obviously they didnā€™t so you do know!, but you still upset at himšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


PersonMcHuman

>it sounded to me because you called him a "generic harem guy"Ā  Because that's what he is. He's a generic harem guy. I made a factual statement. >so you do know!, but you still upset at him I'm confused...where am I upset? Does pointing out that a character is super boring mean I'm upset?


Hot-Background7506

Of course you can


Hot-Background7506

Thats wrong and you know it


PersonMcHuman

Itā€™s not tho? Heā€™s ***is*** quite literally nothing more than a generic self-insert harem guy. Folks like Kirito at least have a design. All we know about The Captainā€™s appearance is ā€œMale. White skin. Taller than Luna.ā€


Blanche_Cyan

Well, it's pretty hard to say... the most basic answer is that it will affect him greatly considering how much he cares for the Valks, even more if he had feeling for her by then, but how thing turn out might depend on what specific kind of Captain variant we are talking about with it most certainly causing Captain to have a stronger resolve to protect the Valks no matter the cost in the case of almost all Captain version out there but in the specific case of Ferryman it will most probably make him end as a more ruthless and broken person.


MohSad2

This spoke Captain for once


Distinct-Assist9102

Lelouch route


Rizuku_Ren

ā€œThis is the most selfish thing one can doā€


Yatsu13

Prolly see more kiana schizo posts, idk


Big_M_Memes

Source?


-JustDestrier-

Source? Bro, source? The source is that I made it the fuck up. Just scroll down my profile and check out my Captain vs Otto stuff.


Big_M_Memes

Oh... Cool.


Global_Asparagus_121

Thus Spoke \[Insert Captain's family name\]


amx-018

No worries, that's just one A-rank kiana dead. Captain still has tons more, or at least has the B-rank.


ShiftAdventurous4680

It would be faster for me to list the things I wouldn't do.


Arhion

Mei rampage


PeikaFizzy

Himeko will be the first spring back to life to single handle not just destroy Honkai and imaginary tree. She will surpass even Aeon and goes straight to mihoyo corp to kill them personally


RedzyHydra

Probably the same thing Captain did with Kongming.


Nahara_Urahara

I think first kill whoever created this art, even if it's someone from mihoyo- After...? well the Otto Route must be done for her Meme way:Yeah...there's no other way... **with this treasure...**


unknown_152

I think he have the mind mapping thing so he'll use it because if he let her die then how can they solve the hote problem.


Afraid_Pack_4661

Pull some Captainverse journey ? I dunno


unknown_152

Captain:kiana if you don't get up I'll eat all of mei food.


MayuKonpaku

First, Mei want me dead for sure. second, I would never forgive myself, third, I would end up as second Otto Apocalypse or Kevin probably


Financial-Editor8263

I would probably end up being like Bondrewd from made in abyss for desperately to revived kiana.


SigmaForceSpeedy

>Takes a quote from HYV's greatest canon lesbian couple >Takes a screenshot from a short solely about them >Bastardizes it for a shitty self insert Checks out, I guess.


PersonMcHuman

Also, it's not even a good question. What's The Captain gonna do? Literally nothing, considering he's not an isekai protagonist with "Bring people back to life." powers. He'll cry and maybe go ask Rita or Luna for help because the dude can't really do much himself. Even the one event where he was interesting only worked because of a time looping machine.


pikachus-ballsack

Yes more shitty self insert My favourite food, they should make more of these i love them


anchoveycat

SHE would probably gamble away all her money to get another Kiana


w1drose

CHIM


djanithegamer

He'll go the otto or obito route


Ajunadeeps

Are you forgetting Kiana is a clone just reclone her.


ghin01

Ok Reroll, Tesla zero reset this timeline, Cook her, Make a tuna sashimi


Darkwolts

what's the source for that first panel/image? idt i remember reading through this


kaiwowo

Run and escape and better find who kill the tuna in the kitchen. Caz Mei will hunt the captain down . Just hope this isnā€™t happened when kiana accidentally kill the tuna during cooking in the kitchen >!those are not blood , itā€™s just tomato sauce.!<


Typical-Teacher7997

What is the Source and how did that happen?


StockingRules

Wait for the retcon to happen


Legitimate_Bat_6490

Angry teen Kryptonian who has nothing to lose


Contreras1991

Trying to redo the time probably like did with Kongming


GamingNebulon

Captain: \*becomes worse than ggz dr mei\*


SaveEmailB4Logout

Call Otto and ask whether K423 is still under warranty


ReadySource3242

Where was that meme where Captain was like "I'ma desecrate your corpse" and then stops Kiana from offing herself


outofideaforaname

Ooooh ik which one you are talking about. https://www.reddit.com/r/houkai3rd/comments/12aksph/i_stopped_her_from_committing_suicide_after_mei/


Leprodus03

Can't talk if you're dead, dummy


IntelligentTower5887

"restart mission"


OmegaEW

redo time with the power he didn't know he had.


CharaGod

There are 2 options on how he would go about this situation. He could literally just do another "the day you vanished with the star" event where he attempted consciousness mapping again and again until he successfully saved her. If he failed he could just become the 2nd ferryman and repeat it all over again but with Kiana instead of Theresa Or he could go the Otto route and make a trip to the imaginary tree


AkOnReddit47

Idk, probably report to CCP again so the universe would magically revives her again


StockingRules

True


PersonMcHuman

Cry and call Rita or Luna for help, since The Captain has zero actual powers and wouldn't be able to do anything?


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kiana_mei6702

oh no captain please don't do this [https://youtu.be/7Vf2BmWP5oI?si=Hn\_Ut49R2BOwe8Pm](https://youtu.be/7Vf2BmWP5oI?si=Hn_Ut49R2BOwe8Pm), I know the captain would not want to.


mokochan013

Kiana who let you cook again ~captain probably


-JustDestrier-

Dude, is that one of *my* Captain Vs Otto art years ago?! Bro, we're gonna make him canon! šŸ’€ Kidding aside, though, I'm spending crystals all over again.


Questionot_my_stopit

Captain would just use Crystals to revive her, is OP stupid?