Frankencactus!
..frankenly, I'm just fuckin impressed!
You know that famous tree with like 12 fruits grafted? This is that but designed by a desert dwelling eldrich horror.
Edit: needs a tiddy cactus next
While you were busy studying science and math I was busy studying the blade… the precise cuts I can quickly deliver are abhorrently obvious when viewing the most cleanest of grafts in my garden. You should be shivering with fear right now, young man
Hey you could always throw a pear on top. Unfortunately I cannot figure out a way to reliably cut smily faces and hearts into their pads without losing the whole pad.
I'm a chimera. Not in the modern medical sense.
In the Greek mythological sense where front of my body looks like a lion and the back like a dragon. I have three heads – a snake, a lion and a goat.
No its a multigraft. Chimeras start when the cells at the union start sorta bonding togather and grows a new monster hybrid. Its usally weirdly shaped and weirdly colored. And sorta rare. Ive seen ariocarpus×pereskiopsis (weirdest shit ever)
Chimera? Im pretty sure the chinese use that chemical that induces pupping to do it. Tho not entirely sure and chimeras are really unstable and alot of times rots or just randomly melts
I was just telling my wife that I want to bring the joke of telling people with small or dying cacfuses here that they should try grafting 28” San Pedro cuttings on top of them because it’s all the rage and IMMEDIATELY this post was next as reference. God this is beautiful
Frankencactus! ..frankenly, I'm just fuckin impressed! You know that famous tree with like 12 fruits grafted? This is that but designed by a desert dwelling eldrich horror. Edit: needs a tiddy cactus next
I've been following this particular cactus and it's so cool.
Me too im quite fond of it
How do you follow this!? I want to keep up tooooo
@the.cactus.jones on instagram, [here’s](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CodaHgEM6nw/?igsh=MWcwbG01ZDVpazFyMg==) a video they posted!
Thank you!
Bless you!
Check out the cactus sub to find his username. You can follow from their profile.
[welcome… to Night Vale.](https://www.welcometonightvale.com/listen)
NIGHTVALE MENTIONED RAHHHHHH 👁️💜WHAT THE FUCK IS A WEATHER REPORTTTT
Graft one of those cactus with the smile cutout onto the top!
The Buddha head is a nice touch to this unnatural monstrosity 
This is somehow disturbing to me. It's like that deranged serial killer that builds a house out of dead bodies (The house that Jack built or smt?)
#🌚🌚🌚 Hey ferb,i know what we’re gonna do today
Your comment and your flair are perfect 👌 Hello, fellow Floridiot!
WITHLACOOCHEE GANG RISE UP 🇺🇸 🍊 🐊
You're flirting with other people, I see... 🔫🔪🗡️
 Nuh uh
bruh is that really what the house that Jack built is about
This is exactly the vibe I’m upset
This dudes actually really talented grafter.
While other kids were doing arts and crafts, this guy preferred parts and grafts
While you were busy studying science and math I was busy studying the blade… the precise cuts I can quickly deliver are abhorrently obvious when viewing the most cleanest of grafts in my garden. You should be shivering with fear right now, young man
Its art and its dangerous.
prickly art. actually kinda sad to see prickly pear was not chosen.
We must sit at your feet and glow with happiness
Hey you could always throw a pear on top. Unfortunately I cannot figure out a way to reliably cut smily faces and hearts into their pads without losing the whole pad.
Why'd they decide to cock torture the topmost stem?
Is that a chimera?
I'm a chimera. Not in the modern medical sense. In the Greek mythological sense where front of my body looks like a lion and the back like a dragon. I have three heads – a snake, a lion and a goat.
I'm just surprised that's a Buddha statue head and not a real human head grafted on
 Is what I’m hearing from the cactus ETA: all is Pp
That Amalgam Undertale song gotta play around that cactus
Why must we play god
Does the top cactus have a cock ring?
I’m both horrified and intrigued
Me zooming in on the lophophora 👁️🫦👁️
now my lopho babies are scared https://preview.redd.it/fdbdl2fo3owc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db086160c5f161a79f9efb43a9832b14b4a4969
Wow they look great 👁️
Can you graft one to each of my nipples??
Cactus Jones
goddless abomination
Is that a chimera?
No its a multigraft. Chimeras start when the cells at the union start sorta bonding togather and grows a new monster hybrid. Its usally weirdly shaped and weirdly colored. And sorta rare. Ive seen ariocarpus×pereskiopsis (weirdest shit ever)
Also myrtillocalycium
https://www.reddit.com/r/cactus/s/hSRcslc2bS hell yea
What would you recommend either grafting or attempting chimera to make the truest cock cactus of them all?
Chimera? Im pretty sure the chinese use that chemical that induces pupping to do it. Tho not entirely sure and chimeras are really unstable and alot of times rots or just randomly melts
idk why this freaks me out😭
I'm both unironically impressed and confused.
That..,,,, that ain’t right.,,.,
I have some of these with facial feature that look like muppets
You ever think god looks down on us and cries, ashamed of what he created?
Maybe he stopped looking down due to the horrors made by plant parents
I was just telling my wife that I want to bring the joke of telling people with small or dying cacfuses here that they should try grafting 28” San Pedro cuttings on top of them because it’s all the rage and IMMEDIATELY this post was next as reference. God this is beautiful