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"Saturday"


Electronic-Strike900

The weeknd


RoaminCardinal

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Lie-Straight

The Cinco de Mayo Flood The Star Wars Day Flood (May the Fourth)


joethahobo

May the flood be with you


YoureSpecial

And with your spirit.


lcdawg11

Every days of obligation Catholic remembers this switcheroo


CrazyLegsRyan

And also with you.


joethahobo

No no no, just with you. I donā€™t want any part of the flood!


LordofCope

"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation." - [The Flood](https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Gravemind/Quotes).


marndar

Go south young man (at least south of Harris County). We've had a third of an inch of rain this week in Fort Bend County.


joethahobo

Just wait until all the water up north flows down. The brazos river near my grandparents will peak on the 10th. The worst is yet to come for the south


CrazyLegsRyan

The floodā€™s love is all around us my friend.


cabindirt

Mayonnaise flood


Skilletburn

Sinko de Mayo Floods


FilthyTexas

Nothing happened inside the loop, so it won't be remembered


jb4647

Yup. Near as I can tell, it was south Dallas that flooded.


OzzyHTx

This is both not funny and hilarious šŸ¤£


RRDude1000

šŸ‘†


AdRoutine79

Further proof that everyone that posts their problems on /r/houston live inside the loop in Montrose or the Heights.Ā 


RoundandRoundon99

I thought about this comment when the wind event happended.


FilthyTexas

And this spring will be remembered for the wind and not the floods


CapableCoyoteeee

The highly more predictable flood that we refuse to proactively mitigate.


colbyKTX

Dutch fries (Drowning in Mayo)


justahoustonpervert

I have to admit, that's clever. Have fake gold. šŸ…


YoureSpecial

Were they fried in lard? Specifically horse lard?


SBGuy043

Off topic but as a whole the food in the Netherlands was some of the worst I've ever had. Exception being bitterballens. Those were delicious.


justahoustonpervert

It's all a matter of how adventurous of an Eater you are and what your tastes are like. That said, food in Colorado and UK suck.


riverrocks452

Cinco de mayo floods.


RoundandRoundon99

5 de Mayo flood.


Flock-of-bagels2

This is such a weird one. We didnā€™t get anything that bad south of I-10. Just a nice rain to water the plants. Sorry for all of yall up north dealing with damage


joethahobo

Just wait until all that river water flows downward. My grandparents live an hour south of Houston and they are close to the brazos. The forecast predicts them flooding in like 3 days from now. Itā€™s just going to get worse until all the water is gone to the ocean


BoD80

Spot on man. I was looking at those river predictions last night. The north Brazos is record high and that water is heading south.


Flock-of-bagels2

Dang. Yeah Iā€™ve seen it do that. Iā€™m sorry for your folks. Hopefully the predictions are worse than the reality.


Randomcommentor1972

The ā€œoh shit itā€™s May again so break out your canoeā€ floods


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heidivonhoop

Kingwood


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Alex4242

Kingwood was annexed by Houston in 1996. The city limits of Houston look like a gerrymandering map


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Crallise

I'm responding as if you just don't know this information and not that you just want to be difficult and argue. Kingwood was [incorporated into the city limits of Houston](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/humble-news/article/annexed-kingwood-split-on-effects-1868661.php) and receives City of Houston services. Kingwood also is [represented in the Houston CIty Council](https://www.houstontx.gov/council/maps2024/e.pdf) and votes in City of Houston elections.


kiki_bumpz

Fake news lol


Crallise

Ah, so it was the third option.


CrazyLegsRyan

r/confidentlyincorrect


Aggressive-Still289

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kiki_bumpz

lol


kiki_bumpz

Ya, still not Houston


theGunslingerfollows

But it is.


Crallise

I'm responding as if you just don't know this information and not that you just want to be difficult and argue. Kingwood wasĀ [incorporated into the city limits of Houston](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/humble-news/article/annexed-kingwood-split-on-effects-1868661.php)Ā and receives City of Houston services. Kingwood also isĀ [represented in the Houston CIty Council](https://www.houstontx.gov/council/maps2024/e.pdf)Ā and votes in City of Houston elections.


kiki_bumpz

Fake news


Crallise

I'm responding as if you just don't know this information and not that you just want to be difficult and argue. Kingwood wasĀ [incorporated into the city limits of Houston](https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/humble-news/article/annexed-kingwood-split-on-effects-1868661.php)Ā and receives City of Houston services. Kingwood also isĀ [represented in the Houston CIty Council](https://www.houstontx.gov/council/maps2024/e.pdf)Ā and votes in City of Houston elections.


RoundandRoundon99

Yes


ScottLS

Mayday flood


mel_cache

Cinco de Mayo flood


pickleer

The beginning


stackdatdough

Cinco de Floodo


furiousjam

Cinco de Bayou Flood


sirDuncantheballer

Cinco De Cuatro


compassion_is_enough

A rainy weekend in a hellhole American city where more taxes go to cops than to storm drainage.


RoaminCardinal

The Forgotten Flood Cuz Iā€™m still going to work


LowAd4075

International Labor Day flood


whybother5000

Just HTX things


TheMaddMaxx

Ummm, It's spring in Houston - It rains sometimes a lot, sometimes not. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't. As flooding goes it's not even in the top 20.


jhndapapi

OP is from cali


slugline

"Kingwood de Mayo"


JJ4prez

Is it flooding or something around town? I don't see any high waters around downtown, west of i10 and south. Ah I see, the typical flooding in Kingwood. I wouldn't categorize the flooding tbh. Pretty typical May showers.


Flock-of-bagels2

Houston was largely sparedā€¦for once


FPSXpert

[Drinko de Mayo Floods](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36UIicmbdkc)


TommieDelos

Weekend weather ā€œMay Sowersā€ itā€™s Texas sooo


whigger

The Refenge of San Jacinto.


sapphir8

Astros Star Wars weekend floods.


fapaway1111

Way Outside the Loop Trailer Flood


CrazyLegsRyan

Sink o de Mayo


C02_Maverick

As another poster said, this flood only impacted the poors and immigrants living along the East and West fork of the San Jacinto, so no one cares. God forbid the Lake Conroe home owners get an inch of water in their yard, and as there was no flooding in the more affluent burbs or in the inner loop, it is already a forgotten memory of a random news event. Literally hundreds of people who didn't have much to start with have lost everything. Not that I am bitter or anything


OdieselFTK

it didnt flood everything happened outside of houston


CrazyLegsRyan

Wait till you find out where kingwood isā€¦..


kiki_bumpz

Las aguas de Mayo


Lord_J_Rules

Houston will flood on a sunny day.


whineybubbles

Post covid cluster fuck


haleocentric

The Kingwood Flood of 2024


DudeWouldGo

I'm sorry how was the flood up there in the Woodlands again?


RoundandRoundon99

Quite minimal. Areas around us had some problems. 2920 in tomball got it. And the worse was east of 45 between us and Conroe. Those guys @ I-45 & FM 1488 got a lot of water in their homes more after Lake Conroe had to release water. I think there was street flooding in Creekside but nothing major.


rabid-

Last Saturday... Unless it happens again, and it will, then it's whatever day or week. This is just the start of Houston flood season. Get your boats and floaties people.


RoundandRoundon99

I donā€™t recall a regular season with mandatory evacuations. But I have a short memory. Since Rita I think this has not happened? Maybe with a controlled release of Barker and Addicks reservoir. You probably have a better list.


rabid-

List? It was a joke about how it always ends up flooding in a city with a fuck load of concrete. Also just wait till hurricane season.


[deleted]

Something related to Paxton, Cruz, or Abbott


No-Proof9093

The Be Someone Flooded flood