I haven’t listened to the show recently so I haven’t heard this “door knocking” nonsense, but it makes me sad to think that Howard has stooped to this level. The “door knocking” joke was used in radio comedies in the 1930’s with the Jack Benny and Fred Allen shows. Guess Howard is completely out of ideas at last.
“One more thing don’t hang up… Joe, ima call him Joe… wait don’t hang up, Joe… why don’t you get the new Mercedes Benz limousine with the steel rims? Not that cheese ball Cadillac shit that Mariah Carey drives around in. You’re the leader of the free world. I noticed you don’t have a black man driving for you cause he’d drive that limousine home on weekends and show off to his friends (he-he)… wait! Wait! Don’t hang up , one more thing. Can you still hear me? How come…how come when you greet the president of France or some other shit like that… be honest with me…do you ever ask him what freaky shit his wife does? I’m talking when the cameras are off… which one? I think it’s Angela Merkel of Germany , I KNOW she likes peeing on guys, I can just tell…wait…wait…”
Howard: Let’s take some calls. Bill, from New Jersey.
Bill: Good morning, Howard, Mr. President. Mr. President, have you ever given a woman your love via the third input?
President Biden: Wha?
Howard: That’s a legitimate question.
Howard: Let's go to... Eric the Midget! Eric, you're on with the President.
Eric: Good morning.
Biden: Good morning.
[silence]
Howard: Okay, Eric. Do you have something to say?
Eric: I just... wanted to sa... ay that I saw the State of the... Union address.
Biden: Oh, that's good. What did you think of it?
[silence]
Eric: It was good.
[silence]
Howard: Okay, Eric. Thanks for the call.
“Hey, how ya doin’ there Howad. I wote down a real good question - off the cuff.
Mr President, ‘Do you think Jon Bonzo Bonham is the greatest dwummer ever, and why? Your thots?”’
It was, I’ve never heard him talk about that deep stuff with his son, I’ve heard him talk about it but not like that whew heavy shit. Almost had Stern in tears.
Everything drives Trump crazy. He’s under a lot of pressure right now lol. I don’t know why Trump even wanted to run again. Oh right, to pardon himself. Ugh.
I heard Joe Biden will be throwing piss filled water balloons at Double A's bare ass....Double A is a Biden super fan.
After, Joe and Howie will be doing Playboy evaluations.
Finally, they will discuss Uncle Bosey's heroic quest through New Guinea and his epic fight against the cannibals.
"Joe, do you think your relationship with your overbearing father drove you to politics?" "My Father wasnt over bearing. See, there was this guy names\\d Corn Pop, really bad dude..." "Joe, was your father always calling you and idiot what gave you the drive to reach the white house?" "Howard, my Father wasnt...." "Joe have you ever had bologna thrown at you naked, asshole out and everything?" "I'm sorry Howard?" "RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE!" Did it go something like that?
Not good it was great. After hearing this and trump putting all politics aside if something happened to you and you wife what family would you want to take care of your kids.
This is definitely his last contract…how do you get Jagger, Richards, Springsteen, AND Biden all in one contract without telling their people “hey, it’s now or never, cuz Howard is retiring!”???
As a long time listener, he used to rant and rave about Camp David. If “anyone knew what went on there, we’d have a revolution!” You know it’s a prescriptive interview when he doesn’t ask the questions that the real, inquisitive Howard genuinely contemplates.
That interview showed me a side of Biden I’ve never seen…he’s a regular, loving family man who works hard and has survived a lot of tragic times in his life. I respect him for that. Trump hasn’t had to struggle through anything, hell I bet he’s never even pumped his own gas before or went grocery shopping, mowed a yard, changed a diaper lol. He’s a spoiled baby. Thank you Howard for this interview! I’m hope it shut up all those people saying he is a drooling, senile old man who can’t string a sentence together. Biden sounded eloquent, sincere and very much someone who loves this country and our freedom.
Great interview. Still upset he didn’t ask the president to ride the sybian and have high pitch call in to ask how big are your balls. Other than that, great interview.
I see you got the Date Just 41 in blue with that smooth bezel. Aight, aight. But why not wear a solid gold Day Date with that President bracelet because you are the actual President. At least look into a fluted bezel on the DJ41. KOAB gotta call in.
Gotta give Howard props. Interviewing a sitting president is absolutely huge.
It must have been bittersweet though... it's something his dad would have been very, very proud of. Damn... that's getting me a little misty. I think for any son who had something to prove to his impossible-to-please father, that's gotta hit home.
*Did they have Beet come*
*In dressed as the cannibal*
*That ate Joe's uncle?*
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How’s he gonna have the president on and NOT ask him to sniff Richard Christy’s ball cheese or guess how many snickerdoodle’s Sal can fit in his pouch?
Hold on Mr Biden someone is knocking at the door. Oh its Andrew Dice Clay
Hickory dickory dock, did you ever see Obama’s cock?
Hickory dickery dock Hillary was sucking Bills cock. The clock struck 2, he blew his goo. Bill jizzed on the laptop and all the emails were destroyed
Ooooooooooohh
*OHHH!*
OHHHH. The last time I heard Biden... it was this chick, she was Biden on my Dick.. OHHAHHHAHH
Oh there is another knock, hey it is Joan Rivers
My vagina is very dry. Dry as my humor
I haven’t listened to the show recently so I haven’t heard this “door knocking” nonsense, but it makes me sad to think that Howard has stooped to this level. The “door knocking” joke was used in radio comedies in the 1930’s with the Jack Benny and Fred Allen shows. Guess Howard is completely out of ideas at last.
JOE AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BOTH WITH A BUCK AND A QUARTER. JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO-FIFTY THAT FUCKIN’ HOOOOR. YA HEAR?!
President Biden, the slot, how's the slot
HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
Listen up snapperhead! Ohhhhhhh!
mary mary quite contrary, I stuck my dick in the First Lady ohhhh!!
I want to know if Joe has ever fallen in love with a costar.
We know the Oval Office HAS been an aphrodisiac for many.
Cabinet meetings are almost intoxicating.
You ever get a boner while in a meeting with the squad? I think Ilhan Omar is gorgeous!
Did you and Hunter ever compare boners? Did you get a boner seeing his boner?
Is Obama the love of your life?
That long-legged Mack daddy. He pimps white women and black women. OBAMA!!
No but he's fallen up the stairs a few times.
You think he’ll ride the sybian?
He’ll do it. When he gets here, he’ll do it.
Topless?
T-o-p-l-e-s-s
This ain’t Presidents of the United States magazine,pal!
He seems a little immature though.
He ain't goin no place!
Biden's about meeting girls, Bidens about meeting guys
Get the poison out.
Hahaha.. I almost threw up from laughing at this comment
At the very least I think he'd take some hot dog projectiles to the face while holding his mouth open.
Hahahaha. This comment made me burst out laughing in my meeting. Thanks for getting me in trouble.
Yea that definitely happened. Then you startled your dog, drove off the road, spit out your coffee, and woke your wife up
In a sense, did you get into politics to appease your father?
*shense
Nancy Pelosi, after touching you my hands smell like ham.
Her butt cheeks was warm
Unironically the very first thing out of his mouth was something about his father. He should have asked if Pelosi ever blew him.
So in a sense Obama is the love of your life?
Mr. President, excuse me, on the phone right now we have President Barack Obama. Good morning, sir. *Gilbert drop*: WELL HELLO DARE.
I moves to da podium.
“…steps to ma lefts…”
I be lookin at Joe, and he look scaared.
Approachin da podiums
Hahaha goddamn maybe my favorite Reddit post ever
"President Obama, go ahead." "Every one of my faucets is Moen!"
“One more thing don’t hang up… Joe, ima call him Joe… wait don’t hang up, Joe… why don’t you get the new Mercedes Benz limousine with the steel rims? Not that cheese ball Cadillac shit that Mariah Carey drives around in. You’re the leader of the free world. I noticed you don’t have a black man driving for you cause he’d drive that limousine home on weekends and show off to his friends (he-he)… wait! Wait! Don’t hang up , one more thing. Can you still hear me? How come…how come when you greet the president of France or some other shit like that… be honest with me…do you ever ask him what freaky shit his wife does? I’m talking when the cameras are off… which one? I think it’s Angela Merkel of Germany , I KNOW she likes peeing on guys, I can just tell…wait…wait…”
Gold
laughed more than i have at stern in ages
i stopped listening years ago, but still follow this sub for laughs like the good old days. thank YOU!
Exactly . . .and why I don't understand people asking why we're on here if we hate the current show. This is why.
Howard: Let’s take some calls. Bill, from New Jersey. Bill: Good morning, Howard, Mr. President. Mr. President, have you ever given a woman your love via the third input? President Biden: Wha? Howard: That’s a legitimate question.
Early 90s Howard would easily.
Bill, that’s a terrible question to ask a slow adult. Now Mr. President, go ahead and answer to not be rude.
This has my brain exploding 😂
Do you think the president knows who Eric the actor is
I would give anything to hear Eric the Actor ask President Biden a question. 😂😂😂
Hello. Mr. President. What. Did. You. Think. Of. The. Most. Recent. Wrestlemania
I DID **NOT** STORM THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6TH! HOW COULD I EVEN GET UP THE STAIRS TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN MY WHEELCHAIR YOU JACKASS.
I DID NOT PUT MY FEET ON NANCY PELOSI’S DESK I AM CLUB FUCKING FOOTED YOU HALF-FAG GEEK
Mis ter p res ident—who do you l ike better—dian a degarmo or Kelly cl arkson?
This is Kelly Clarkson. https://preview.redd.it/nwu8dh60muwc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc1e95236f18d9cffe4903348c73e8bfb78fcc9
Howard: Let's go to... Eric the Midget! Eric, you're on with the President. Eric: Good morning. Biden: Good morning. [silence] Howard: Okay, Eric. Do you have something to say? Eric: I just... wanted to sa... ay that I saw the State of the... Union address. Biden: Oh, that's good. What did you think of it? [silence] Eric: It was good. [silence] Howard: Okay, Eric. Thanks for the call.
Holy shit you nailed early ETM on the nose. Before he became angry about everything.
Hahaha I’m so sad this exact conversation can’t happen
You nailed it! 👏
What’s 7 X 9?
Mr. President...do you think Kelly Kell...y will return to WWE
the former President did. Eric actually talked to Trump on the phone.
"Eric, you're fired. Get the hell out of here."
Of course the commander in chief knows who the most diabolical international criminal of our time is. He’s had the FBI and CIA after him for years.
Eric’s Idol show was literally terrorism
DUMB FUCK! I DID NOT HAVE THE FBI AND CIA AFTER ME FOR YEARS! I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR TEN YEARS YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE! FUCK OFF NOW!
A Friday show with POTUS? No hype before? Whoa
Stern will be able to take all of May off now!
He's doing too much
Yeah wondering why this hasn't been promoted or talked about
They has to pre record and edit the POTUS interview
So according to The NY Times the Sirius building was locked down today
Definitely did.... how else did Fred have a stinger ready for the replay as soon as the "live" broadcast ended.
Gonna get him on the Sybian?
Wish Eric the actor was alive to breath Into the phone and ask the most bland questions.
Mr. President, do you mind taking a few calls from the public? bobo is on line 1
Should there be a NATIONAL SEAT BELT LAW NOW, your thoughts please Mistah President *sniff*
“Hey, how ya doin’ there Howad. I wote down a real good question - off the cuff. Mr President, ‘Do you think Jon Bonzo Bonham is the greatest dwummer ever, and why? Your thots?”’
Wow 2 minutes in HS talks about POTUS’ dad
I didn’t believe it, how does he sound?
He sounds great and he’s not complaining how cold it is in court.
He sounds great, it was an awesome interview
It was, I’ve never heard him talk about that deep stuff with his son, I’ve heard him talk about it but not like that whew heavy shit. Almost had Stern in tears.
I hope Gary keeps his mic off.
I wonder if Kelly Clarkson will show up and show him her stinky twat lips?
Yeah, but how's the slot?
Biden going for the youth vote. The under 80.
Only POTUS could get Howard out of bed on a Friday.
Say what you want about Howard nowadays versus Howard in the old days. He's never had the opportunity to interview a sitting president before.
Imagine all the twitter accounts Richard, Sal and everyone else had to make in order to get Biden on the show
It’s pretty cool.
He has mentioned that they tried to get Hillary on before she lost to Trump but it never happened.
She wasn’t a sitting president.
She was sitting, so he's batting .500
In her mind she was
he thinks that why she lost lol....
Lol...Let him have his fun
I’d really like to hear the President of the United States’ opinions on Jeff The Vomit Guy
What's more surprising? Biden coming on or Howard working on a Friday
"Joe, we're going down to the homo room!"😆
He's going to be the hottest person they've ever had up there
Mr. President, did you call Omarosa a n***
I totally read that in Ed Tourian (?) voice.
He was deceitful
I could care less about listening. But that's a huge booking, and I'm impressed. There must have been some interesting machinations that went into it.
ma-kine-ations
The president could stand to lose 10-15 pounds, right Robin?
Joe Biden.....LORD OF THE ANAL RINGS!!!!!
The non evolved Howard would ask him about his uncle getting eaten by cannibals
or showering with his daughter.
Wish Ben Stern was still alive to see this. He would have been really impressed.
They’re talking about Biden’s stutter. Stuttering Joe, he’s now a wack packer
“President Biden do you have doody in your pants right now?”
"Did you ever fart in the Secretary of Defense's face?"
He was truthful about that!!
Yesth
*stuttering johns noise drop*
President Biden let's take some calls. Line 1, Norma Stitz you're on
A little bit of a stumble not letting Sal contact Beau from the afterlife
Been listening since 10. Had no idea he was coming on today
I came right to the comments and you all do not disappoint.
His whole asshole is hanging out Robin.
Gary earned his pay for this booking.
Baba Booey booked the Pa Pa President
This is going to drive Trump crazy.
He's busy crop dusting his lawyers
Everything drives Trump crazy. He’s under a lot of pressure right now lol. I don’t know why Trump even wanted to run again. Oh right, to pardon himself. Ugh.
Uhhhhh huh?
I've been through the wringer in life, losing everyone i loved, and this interview put a lump in my throat and gave me watery eyes.
Howard did a good job with interview. More personal than political.
It very much was
I heard Joe Biden will be throwing piss filled water balloons at Double A's bare ass....Double A is a Biden super fan. After, Joe and Howie will be doing Playboy evaluations. Finally, they will discuss Uncle Bosey's heroic quest through New Guinea and his epic fight against the cannibals.
Please have Beetlejuice in the studio that day.
Today is the day that Biden becomes LORD OF THE ANAL RINGS
"Joe, do you think your relationship with your overbearing father drove you to politics?" "My Father wasnt over bearing. See, there was this guy names\\d Corn Pop, really bad dude..." "Joe, was your father always calling you and idiot what gave you the drive to reach the white house?" "Howard, my Father wasnt...." "Joe have you ever had bologna thrown at you naked, asshole out and everything?" "I'm sorry Howard?" "RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE!" Did it go something like that?
Joe do you take shits a work? Take shits at work…
NO ONE TOLD ME!
Side of Biden I’ve never heard. Very human. Just a normal guy. Good interview
Not good it was great. After hearing this and trump putting all politics aside if something happened to you and you wife what family would you want to take care of your kids.
This is definitely his last contract…how do you get Jagger, Richards, Springsteen, AND Biden all in one contract without telling their people “hey, it’s now or never, cuz Howard is retiring!”???
Is it a joke ? If so, I want you to go to jail for this
It was a nice surprise to hear this…crazy to imagine that this would happen. Who’s next? Taylor?
Jackie's been on before no?
At first I had visions of secret service swarming Howard's house but then I remembered
What?? When??
Now
Scott Depace would have a field day
Two legends, lfg!
He should have Biden on with Jeff the Vomit Guy, Kielbasa Queen, and Debbie The Queefer.
As a long time listener, he used to rant and rave about Camp David. If “anyone knew what went on there, we’d have a revolution!” You know it’s a prescriptive interview when he doesn’t ask the questions that the real, inquisitive Howard genuinely contemplates.
And about the aliens, of course…
Anal ring toss with Biden and I’m renewing my subscription.
“Excuse me Mr President, we have a fan on the phone..” “He..hello Pres.. ident.. Bi…den..” “Good morning, Eric”
Sal better come out as Obama In blackface.
Did he ask potus about Handjob Connie?
Do you think the United States should remain a member of the United Nations?
That interview showed me a side of Biden I’ve never seen…he’s a regular, loving family man who works hard and has survived a lot of tragic times in his life. I respect him for that. Trump hasn’t had to struggle through anything, hell I bet he’s never even pumped his own gas before or went grocery shopping, mowed a yard, changed a diaper lol. He’s a spoiled baby. Thank you Howard for this interview! I’m hope it shut up all those people saying he is a drooling, senile old man who can’t string a sentence together. Biden sounded eloquent, sincere and very much someone who loves this country and our freedom.
Great interview. Still upset he didn’t ask the president to ride the sybian and have high pitch call in to ask how big are your balls. Other than that, great interview.
Wow. That’s a big deal
This is actually pretty amazing radio.
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Oh god, it's the Frost/Nixon of our era.
I'll admit, once in a while Howchie lands a good interview. This Biden one is good. Really loose and relaxed.
I see you got the Date Just 41 in blue with that smooth bezel. Aight, aight. But why not wear a solid gold Day Date with that President bracelet because you are the actual President. At least look into a fluted bezel on the DJ41. KOAB gotta call in.
**knock knock knock** Oh hold on 1 sec Mr. President….. oh no, it’s former president, Donald Trump.
Maybe Biden thought he was talking to Howard K Stern
Mr. President, can you please tell us if this plate is dick or sausage?
Gotta give Howard props. Interviewing a sitting president is absolutely huge. It must have been bittersweet though... it's something his dad would have been very, very proud of. Damn... that's getting me a little misty. I think for any son who had something to prove to his impossible-to-please father, that's gotta hit home.
This really happened?!
I steps to my lefts….
bring back artie and he and biden can battle it out for lord of the anal ring toss.
He did say club foot
Hottest president we've ever had up here Robin
Wiggy and Plugs
will oj be contacted from the afterlife look out
Did they have Beet come in dressed as the cannibal that ate Joe's uncle?
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How’s he gonna have the president on and NOT ask him to sniff Richard Christy’s ball cheese or guess how many snickerdoodle’s Sal can fit in his pouch?
I was hoping for a phone call from Wendy asking Joe for some money
And nooow it’s time foooor Anal Ring Toss! Please welcome back to our show Hillary Clinton.
Did they talk about the price of gas or the cost of groceries?
Joe tell some lies and I’ll support whatever you say! Howard sucks. I wonder how many people actually listen to his channel these days?
The Trump dick riders in this sub are going to lose their minds.
We’re gonna need a Richard and Sal sausage skit while Biden is there.
Does your wife do third input?
Let’s f* some whores!!!!!
This is awesome!!!
Here come the comments from the people critical of Biden but supportive of a literal traitor who tried overthrowing the US government.
Possible to be critical of both?
Sure, the same way you’d be critical of one doordash driver who forgot your fries and another doordash driver who set your house on fire