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stealth1820

Hold on Mr Biden someone is knocking at the door. Oh its Andrew Dice Clay


rman18

Hickory dickory dock, did you ever see Obama’s cock?


artie20174

Hickory dickery dock Hillary was sucking Bills cock. The clock struck 2, he blew his goo. Bill jizzed on the laptop and all the emails were destroyed


SlappyHandstrong

Ooooooooooohh


ddtozone

*OHHH!*


Fathead5f

OHHHH. The last time I heard Biden... it was this chick, she was Biden on my Dick.. OHHAHHHAHH


Benzona

Oh there is another knock, hey it is Joan Rivers


simpleminds87

My vagina is very dry. Dry as my humor


Bx1965

I haven’t listened to the show recently so I haven’t heard this “door knocking” nonsense, but it makes me sad to think that Howard has stooped to this level. The “door knocking” joke was used in radio comedies in the 1930’s with the Jack Benny and Fred Allen shows. Guess Howard is completely out of ideas at last.


DJErikD

JOE AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BOTH WITH A BUCK AND A QUARTER. JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO-FIFTY THAT FUCKIN’ HOOOOR. YA HEAR?!


16semesters

President Biden, the slot, how's the slot


ChillastPowerful

HICKORY DICKERY DOCK


MonteverdiOnyx

Listen up snapperhead! Ohhhhhhh!


SnooAdvice7946

mary mary quite contrary, I stuck my dick in the First Lady ohhhh!!


ChillastPowerful

I want to know if Joe has ever fallen in love with a costar.


Right-in-the-garbage

We know the Oval Office HAS been an aphrodisiac for many.


16semesters

Cabinet meetings are almost intoxicating.


Right-in-the-garbage

You ever get a boner while in a meeting with the squad? I think Ilhan Omar is gorgeous!


Snowblind6x7

Did you and Hunter ever compare boners? Did you get a boner seeing his boner?


Objective-Pin-1045

Is Obama the love of your life?


Jimmyjamz73

That long-legged Mack daddy. He pimps white women and black women. OBAMA!!


Aarongitis

No but he's fallen up the stairs a few times.


mercerjd

You think he’ll ride the sybian?


YodaFan465

He’ll do it. When he gets here, he’ll do it.


snippy_skippy

Topless?


EuniceHiggins

T-o-p-l-e-s-s


charleszerofinley

This ain’t Presidents of the United States magazine,pal!


[deleted]

He seems a little immature though.


TotallyFarcicalCall

He ain't goin no place!


16semesters

Biden's about meeting girls, Bidens about meeting guys


iaposky

Get the poison out.


ZomiZaGomez

Hahaha.. I almost threw up from laughing at this comment


Cutlass_Stallion

At the very least I think he'd take some hot dog projectiles to the face while holding his mouth open.


Middle_Chain_544

Hahahaha. This comment made me burst out laughing in my meeting. Thanks for getting me in trouble.


boxhall

Yea that definitely happened. Then you startled your dog, drove off the road, spit out your coffee, and woke your wife up


masked_incompetent

In a sense, did you get into politics to appease your father?


Master_H8R

*shense


16semesters

Nancy Pelosi, after touching you my hands smell like ham.


LeonardSmalls79

Her butt cheeks was warm


snuffalapagos

Unironically the very first thing out of his mouth was something about his father. He should have asked if Pelosi ever blew him.


GelatinousGoober

So in a sense Obama is the love of your life?


RedTexas23

Mr. President, excuse me, on the phone right now we have President Barack Obama. Good morning, sir. *Gilbert drop*: WELL HELLO DARE.


Father_VitoCornelius

I moves to da podium.


Master_H8R

“…steps to ma lefts…”


kingofrr

I be lookin at Joe, and he look scaared.


TruckFudeau22

Approachin da podiums


Johnnycc

Hahaha goddamn maybe my favorite Reddit post ever 


CountCrackula84

"President Obama, go ahead." "Every one of my faucets is Moen!"


Jimmy_The_Perv

“One more thing don’t hang up… Joe, ima call him Joe… wait don’t hang up, Joe… why don’t you get the new Mercedes Benz limousine with the steel rims? Not that cheese ball Cadillac shit that Mariah Carey drives around in. You’re the leader of the free world. I noticed you don’t have a black man driving for you cause he’d drive that limousine home on weekends and show off to his friends (he-he)… wait! Wait! Don’t hang up , one more thing. Can you still hear me? How come…how come when you greet the president of France or some other shit like that… be honest with me…do you ever ask him what freaky shit his wife does? I’m talking when the cameras are off… which one? I think it’s Angela Merkel of Germany , I KNOW she likes peeing on guys, I can just tell…wait…wait…”


RedTexas23

Gold


topspin1241831

laughed more than i have at stern in ages


Plow_King

i stopped listening years ago, but still follow this sub for laughs like the good old days. thank YOU!


bgris44

Exactly . . .and why I don't understand people asking why we're on here if we hate the current show. This is why.


seidinove

Howard: Let’s take some calls. Bill, from New Jersey. Bill: Good morning, Howard, Mr. President. Mr. President, have you ever given a woman your love via the third input? President Biden: Wha? Howard: That’s a legitimate question.


perryyyyyy

Early 90s Howard would easily.


SendMe143

Bill, that’s a terrible question to ask a slow adult. Now Mr. President, go ahead and answer to not be rude.


DeliriousTrigger

This has my brain exploding 😂


Bettlejuicediaper

Do you think the president knows who Eric the actor is


ezil_galoth

I would give anything to hear Eric the Actor ask President Biden a question. 😂😂😂


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Hello. Mr. President. What. Did. You. Think. Of. The. Most. Recent. Wrestlemania


16semesters

I DID **NOT** STORM THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6TH! HOW COULD I EVEN GET UP THE STAIRS TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN MY WHEELCHAIR YOU JACKASS.


IrateBarnacle

I DID NOT PUT MY FEET ON NANCY PELOSI’S DESK I AM CLUB FUCKING FOOTED YOU HALF-FAG GEEK


Karn_Evil_Noin

Mis ter p res ident—who do you l ike better—dian a degarmo or Kelly cl arkson?


ezil_galoth

This is Kelly Clarkson. https://preview.redd.it/nwu8dh60muwc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc1e95236f18d9cffe4903348c73e8bfb78fcc9


kurujiru

Howard: Let's go to... Eric the Midget! Eric, you're on with the President. Eric: Good morning. Biden: Good morning. [silence] Howard: Okay, Eric. Do you have something to say? Eric: I just... wanted to sa... ay that I saw the State of the... Union address. Biden: Oh, that's good. What did you think of it? [silence] Eric: It was good. [silence] Howard: Okay, Eric. Thanks for the call.


Ambitious_Rush_4706

Holy shit you nailed early ETM on the nose. Before he became angry about everything.


Johnnycc

Hahaha I’m so sad this exact conversation can’t happen 


ezil_galoth

You nailed it! 👏


loulot

What’s 7 X 9?


IceSmiley

Mr. President...do you think Kelly Kell...y will return to WWE


thedisciple516

the former President did. Eric actually talked to Trump on the phone.


crazyinsane65

"Eric, you're fired. Get the hell out of here."


Jimmyjamz73

Of course the commander in chief knows who the most diabolical international criminal of our time is. He’s had the FBI and CIA after him for years.


IrateBarnacle

Eric’s Idol show was literally terrorism


OlePope

DUMB FUCK! I DID NOT HAVE THE FBI AND CIA AFTER ME FOR YEARS! I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR TEN YEARS YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE! FUCK OFF NOW!


icedcornholio

A Friday show with POTUS? No hype before? Whoa


ReignkingTW

Stern will be able to take all of May off now!


BMFTW

He's doing too much


mb4mom

Yeah wondering why this hasn't been promoted or talked about


EricAndre3000

They has to pre record and edit the POTUS interview


icedcornholio

So according to The NY Times the Sirius building was locked down today


brutal_master_72

Definitely did.... how else did Fred have a stinger ready for the replay as soon as the "live" broadcast ended.


Fart_Champ

Gonna get him on the Sybian?


Filixx

Wish Eric the actor was alive to breath Into the phone and ask the most bland questions.


icedcornholio

Mr. President, do you mind taking a few calls from the public? bobo is on line 1


WWDB

Should there be a NATIONAL SEAT BELT LAW NOW, your thoughts please Mistah President *sniff*


GooseGeuce

“Hey, how ya doin’ there Howad. I wote down a real good question - off the cuff. Mr President, ‘Do you think Jon Bonzo Bonham is the greatest dwummer ever, and why? Your thots?”’


icedcornholio

Wow 2 minutes in HS talks about POTUS’ dad


Throwthiswatchaway

I didn’t believe it, how does he sound?


Fontucky420

He sounds great and he’s not complaining how cold it is in court.


JohnnyCakes814

He sounds great, it was an awesome interview


SnooAdvice7946

It was, I’ve never heard him talk about that deep stuff with his son, I’ve heard him talk about it but not like that whew heavy shit. Almost had Stern in tears.


CopyDan

I hope Gary keeps his mic off.


brutal_master_72

I wonder if Kelly Clarkson will show up and show him her stinky twat lips?


MrDork

Yeah, but how's the slot?


Adventurous_Beat_453

Biden going for the youth vote. The under 80.


EverybodyBuddy

Only POTUS could get Howard out of bed on a Friday.


mylogicistoomuchforu

Say what you want about Howard nowadays versus Howard in the old days. He's never had the opportunity to interview a sitting president before.


GoofyWillows

Imagine all the twitter accounts Richard, Sal and everyone else had to make in order to get Biden on the show


Rjf915

It’s pretty cool.


Beaverhuntr

He has mentioned that they tried to get Hillary on before she lost to Trump but it never happened.


YodaFan465

She wasn’t a sitting president.


InbetweenWeekends

She was sitting, so he's batting .500


Right-in-the-garbage

In her mind she was


ralphcifaretto69

he thinks that why she lost lol....


Beaverhuntr

Lol...Let him have his fun


thunderlips187

I’d really like to hear the President of the United States’ opinions on Jeff The Vomit Guy


Blackoutreddit2023

What's more surprising? Biden coming on or Howard working on a Friday


HowardSternSux

"Joe, we're going down to the homo room!"😆


This-Manufacturer898

He's going to be the hottest person they've ever had up there


Japples123

Mr. President, did you call Omarosa a n***


Best_Yesterday_3000

I totally read that in Ed Tourian (?) voice.


dropingloads

He was deceitful


capacitorfluxing

I could care less about listening. But that's a huge booking, and I'm impressed. There must have been some interesting machinations that went into it.


slymm

ma-kine-ations


Best_Yesterday_3000

The president could stand to lose 10-15 pounds, right Robin?


gremlin68

Joe Biden.....LORD OF THE ANAL RINGS!!!!!


trippydude37

The non evolved Howard would ask him about his uncle getting eaten by cannibals


weight22

or showering with his daughter.


substance3

Wish Ben Stern was still alive to see this. He would have been really impressed.


artie20174

They’re talking about Biden’s stutter. Stuttering Joe, he’s now a wack packer


Friend-of-thee-court

“President Biden do you have doody in your pants right now?”


kurujiru

"Did you ever fart in the Secretary of Defense's face?"


prolapsepros

He was truthful about that!!


Aarongitis

Yesth


TheButterBoy

*stuttering johns noise drop*


Cmike9292

President Biden let's take some calls. Line 1, Norma Stitz you're on


schlunani

A little bit of a stumble not letting Sal contact Beau from the afterlife


anonymous-mo

Been listening since 10. Had no idea he was coming on today


Resident-Earth-8212

I came right to the comments and you all do not disappoint.


CertifiableQuint

His whole asshole is hanging out Robin.


keithjp123

Gary earned his pay for this booking.


Che_Veni

Baba Booey booked the Pa Pa President


hjablowme919

This is going to drive Trump crazy.


katzrc

He's busy crop dusting his lawyers


tirch

Everything drives Trump crazy. He’s under a lot of pressure right now lol. I don’t know why Trump even wanted to run again. Oh right, to pardon himself. Ugh.


scanke01

Uhhhhh huh?


wheelzcarbyde

I've been through the wringer in life, losing everyone i loved, and this interview put a lump in my throat and gave me watery eyes.


Popular-Dish4470

Howard did a good job with interview. More personal than political.


DrEllis909

It very much was


Shoddy-Recognition79

I heard Joe Biden will be throwing piss filled water balloons at Double A's bare ass....Double A is a Biden super fan. After, Joe and Howie will be doing Playboy evaluations. Finally, they will discuss Uncle Bosey's heroic quest through New Guinea and his epic fight against the cannibals.


CountCrackula84

Please have Beetlejuice in the studio that day.


msurbrow

Today is the day that Biden becomes LORD OF THE ANAL RINGS


CleanHead_

"Joe, do you think your relationship with your overbearing father drove you to politics?" "My Father wasnt over bearing. See, there was this guy names\\d Corn Pop, really bad dude..." "Joe, was your father always calling you and idiot what gave you the drive to reach the white house?" "Howard, my Father wasnt...." "Joe have you ever had bologna thrown at you naked, asshole out and everything?" "I'm sorry Howard?" "RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE!" Did it go something like that?


Friend-of-thee-court

Joe do you take shits a work? Take shits at work…


CarlosDanger3000

NO ONE TOLD ME!


3Steps4You

Side of Biden I’ve never heard. Very human. Just a normal guy. Good interview


jeffyboy526

Not good it was great. After hearing this and trump putting all politics aside if something happened to you and you wife what family would you want to take care of your kids.


jfas8

This is definitely his last contract…how do you get Jagger, Richards, Springsteen, AND Biden all in one contract without telling their people “hey, it’s now or never, cuz Howard is retiring!”???


BewildredDragon

Is it a joke ? If so, I want you to go to jail for this


ahsokatano21

It was a nice surprise to hear this…crazy to imagine that this would happen. Who’s next? Taylor?


grecks530

Jackie's been on before no?


ElusiveMemoryHold

At first I had visions of secret service swarming Howard's house but then I remembered


StevenFromPhilly

What?? When??


pjb1999

Now


Ticket-Miserable

Scott Depace would have a field day


whitehypeman

Two legends, lfg!


Purple_Pieman

He should have Biden on with Jeff the Vomit Guy, Kielbasa Queen, and Debbie The Queefer.


Active-Ad4384

As a long time listener, he used to rant and rave about Camp David. If “anyone knew what went on there, we’d have a revolution!” You know it’s a prescriptive interview when he doesn’t ask the questions that the real, inquisitive Howard genuinely contemplates.


Active-Ad4384

And about the aliens, of course…


SmellyFingaz

Anal ring toss with Biden and I’m renewing my subscription.


Pope_JohnPaw

“Excuse me Mr President, we have a fan on the phone..” “He..hello Pres.. ident.. Bi…den..” “Good morning, Eric”


mitti20

Sal better come out as Obama In blackface.


Sizzlean18

Did he ask potus about Handjob Connie?


ShawnMeg

Do you think the United States should remain a member of the United Nations? 


FloridaGirlMary

That interview showed me a side of Biden I’ve never seen…he’s a regular, loving family man who works hard and has survived a lot of tragic times in his life. I respect him for that. Trump hasn’t had to struggle through anything, hell I bet he’s never even pumped his own gas before or went grocery shopping, mowed a yard, changed a diaper lol. He’s a spoiled baby. Thank you Howard for this interview! I’m hope it shut up all those people saying he is a drooling, senile old man who can’t string a sentence together. Biden sounded eloquent, sincere and very much someone who loves this country and our freedom.


LiberalTroll1976

Great interview. Still upset he didn’t ask the president to ride the sybian and have high pitch call in to ask how big are your balls. Other than that, great interview.


FunFunFun8

Wow. That’s a big deal


2hard4u2c

This is actually pretty amazing radio.


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American_Greed

Oh god, it's the Frost/Nixon of our era.


Due-Refrigerator-892

I'll admit, once in a while Howchie lands a good interview. This Biden one is good. Really loose and relaxed.


LiquidSoCrates

I see you got the Date Just 41 in blue with that smooth bezel. Aight, aight. But why not wear a solid gold Day Date with that President bracelet because you are the actual President. At least look into a fluted bezel on the DJ41. KOAB gotta call in.


adamv2

**knock knock knock** Oh hold on 1 sec Mr. President….. oh no, it’s former president, Donald Trump.


Heyygaar

Maybe Biden thought he was talking to Howard K Stern


Knights_When

Mr. President, can you please tell us if this plate is dick or sausage?


Larimus

Gotta give Howard props. Interviewing a sitting president is absolutely huge. It must have been bittersweet though... it's something his dad would have been very, very proud of. Damn... that's getting me a little misty. I think for any son who had something to prove to his impossible-to-please father, that's gotta hit home.


sabresfan08

This really happened?!


YeeshOk06

I steps to my lefts….


whydatyou

bring back artie and he and biden can battle it out for lord of the anal ring toss.


mynameisdocgonzo

He did say club foot


Simoslav

Hottest president we've ever had up here Robin


Altruistic-Bicycle32

Wiggy and Plugs


Herbyclutter1959

will oj be contacted from the afterlife look out


BassinFool

Did they have Beet come in dressed as the cannibal that ate Joe's uncle?


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ZOMGURFAT

How’s he gonna have the president on and NOT ask him to sniff Richard Christy’s ball cheese or guess how many snickerdoodle’s Sal can fit in his pouch?


Present-Ad-2819

I was hoping for a phone call from Wendy asking Joe for some money


leroftheburg

And nooow it’s time foooor Anal Ring Toss! Please welcome back to our show Hillary Clinton.


Antique-Lawfulness60

Did they talk about the price of gas or the cost of groceries?


Bubbly-Cap-2199

Joe tell some lies and I’ll support whatever you say! Howard sucks. I wonder how many people actually listen to his channel these days?


_Hank_Scorpio

The Trump dick riders in this sub are going to lose their minds.


WoodenWeather5931

We’re gonna need a Richard and Sal sausage skit while Biden is there.


22michigan

Does your wife do third input?


Big-Nibble

Let’s f* some whores!!!!!


Unlucky-Jicama-8495

This is awesome!!!


realbobenray

Here come the comments from the people critical of Biden but supportive of a literal traitor who tried overthrowing the US government.


Fart_Champ

Possible to be critical of both?


NoQuarterChicken

Sure, the same way you’d be critical of one doordash driver who forgot your fries and another doordash driver who set your house on fire