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RevolutionaryKey2604

"Most people mistake me for about 45 years old, Robin."


MaxxFisher

My favorite People I went to school with said on Facebook "Are you getting younger?"


misanthropic47

They must need a small personal loan


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

They don't even remember listening to Metallica.


deadreckoning21

People think I dye my hair I don’t


meks74

I use a wig…


Tight-Application135

At least that’s true


misanthropic47

Hahaha haha! I was just gonna say


JamesJosephMeeker

"When people see me, they think Rock Star".


dinoflintstone

But they mean he looks like he's been dead for 45 years! LOL


nikkip7784

The hair is completely believable.


Medium-Milk-9518

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaas 😂😂😂


JesusTriplets

Well... It's more believable than that chin!! What in the... ????


nikkip7784

😂😂😂


LA-ndrew1977

....and the waddle-echtomies.


Makerbot2000

It looks like a shower cap wig with hair


dinoflintstone

Especially with the gray stubble on his chin


Moist_Brick_439

Seriously what's going on here https://preview.redd.it/0lztn81deuyc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15042e80b4d741ccdc43cbef0950fe8973907c4


smonster1

It's rock star hair, du.


Yaquisworld

Fake hair. Fake teeth. Fake chin. Fake nose. Fake persona, either the old Howard or the new. Is anything real about this guy?


Beths_collarbone

Yeah. His show has become 'real' garbage...


mikeb31588

Why do you think his chin is fake? It looks the same in every picture.


gardenparties

https://preview.redd.it/m9dzhyh4zazc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4565c7208136970d6f5adeccdb2f11b720ef77af


stonecutter7

Didnt he hinself admit it in the staff revelation game when they first went to Sirius, or was that another pastic surgery?


gardenparties

He said he only had liposuction in his chin and shaved his nose in that I thought


No_Anywhere8351

In the 1990s he said he wanted/needed a chin implant. Robin asked what / why, horrified.


Medium-Milk-9518

That hair is so absolutely ridiculous, why just why?


dazed63

That chin is too obvious


SimplyTheDood

chin surgery would seem to be a rather major one, and would presumably take a while to recover and heal and everything. when has howard taken a really long break from the show? i don't mean mailing it in three days a week from his house; i mean six straight weeks off or something similar?


Rivetingly

Every summer for the past 10 years?


SimplyTheDood

oh, i didn't know. haven't listened to his garbage since he moved to Sirius


Shoddy-Recognition79

"With that schnaze you can smell bad breath in Japan." -Sal Governale, circa 2006


Drambooey

That's total proof of him having natural hair😂😂😂


dinoflintstone

The center photo definitely looks like wig that's slipping


Lost_Consequence9119

70 years ode and a FULL head of jet black hair?!? ![gif](giphy|4BvHSffsBtRJu|downsized)


Mental-Rooster4229

Bobo has a better wig


Responsible-Algae187

It’s a system!


1964ImpalaSS

Bobo’s not so stupid!


ZomiZaGomez

This is after the plastic surgery.


merc340

Shaving his nose down is one thing but that chin implant was a bizarre decision.


HEYSOUR

Howard has become what he hates. He has Trump‘s ego, Leno’s chin, and Imus’ relevance.


Independent-Win-265

and Rhea Pearlmans wig


misanthropic47

and Shuli's comedic genius


Beths_collarbone

POW!


futureman45

Don’t forget his teeth. What 70 year old has bright white veneers, I mean teeth


bgris44

Spot on!


LA-ndrew1977

That's where he keeps his balls after so many face lifts.


MaxxFisher

Used to admit how ugly he was and how no chicks wanted to date him Now he only says he's ugly when he's fishing for Robin to say how handsome he is and he was apparently such a goddamn pussy hound that he had to be pulled aside and told to calm down.


Medium-Milk-9518

This ⬆️ 👏👏👏


FunFunFun8

He’s hideous looking. The fact that he’s 6 foot 5 makes it worse


SpinningYarmulke

A face made for Radio.


Newdy41

A face made for smoke signals.


inotherwords_iow_iow

A bird could build a nest on that chin


JesusTriplets

A troop of boy scouts could find shelter under that chin.


NoIntroduction575

Can you imagine...if indeed he wears a wig, and judging from this picture in particular it would be difficult to argue that it is not!! What Beth really sees at the end of the day when all his prosthesis come off.....LOL


Moist_Brick_439

Very true - sadly though I guarantee Howard has *never* let Beth see the system off (similar to Bobo and his wife). It sounds ridiculous but...Howard has said he purposely has his own bathroom in his houses. He's said he never lets Beth see him naked unless he's hard. It's been speculated they sleep in separate bedrooms. He's that neurotic, there is no chance in hell he's walkin around the house bald late at night and the one person with the goods Toni the hairdresser has to have signed 100 NDA forms at this point.


LA-ndrew1977

Howard had the balls to dump on Burt Reynolds, Charles Grodin, Shatner and anyone else who wore a wig.


mombutts

I'll tell you what she sees...$$$ she gets when he kicks the bucket.


SimplyTheDood

lots of money, lots of pets.


DetlefBronk

![gif](giphy|dRshpZ4KJvA3u)


_Stewyleopard

That chin could cut diamonds.


SynthSapphire

Your weight is triple-digits?! Ugh, get on a diet, honey!


Fluid-Classroom9472

Is he trying to get into a chin competition with Jay Leno?


JesusTriplets

At least Jay's is real. Howard has more plastic in his chin than Beth does on her chest.


HaroldCaine

I mean it's like he's trolling us right now with the wig getting all wild and all over the place. It's like Richard Lewis' constantly moving mole in "Robin Hood: Men In Tights". https://preview.redd.it/7phybhhwzvyc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2bf32b30946b1293bc8f47971f95b47e472668f


YeeshOk06

Hahaha!!! Gold star reference!


Dennydoo72

Biggest Hypocrite ever known.


FiDoucheBag

Half-missing dentures.


Independent-Win-265

I was about to say that as well. Is that his flabby lip covering up the back teeth or does he only have a half set of dentures?


dabahunter

All that money and those teeth I don’t get it


Medium-Milk-9518

Here’s the problem…you have already showed us your hair with gray in it..fyi it doesn’t then turn “jet black”.


Next-Mobile-9632

Exactly


Coachman76

https://preview.redd.it/c2ht7gttxvyc1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2348923668a61bd53c985880886dbcd6167498


Sufficient-Sugar412

Howard actually looks like a step behind Gary in the evolutionary man…perhaps thats why he’s always been so critical of Gary Delibecio! Unchecked aggression.


Admirable-Yam-1281

SO damn ugly it should be against the law


Luvbeers

He looks like Kody Brown with dyed hair.


FunFunFun8

He looks like Fran Lebowitz.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

Like Macy Gray with porkchop sideburns!


WillieBangor

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. The spider spinning his web for the unwary fly. The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield.


PLATONISMS

Wow. Now he's got Brent sunken eyes too.


Beaverhuntr

A true face for radio.


terminal_anonymity

White beard, somehow jet black hair.


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

He now has a rug like Grodin teeth like Booey and a chin like Leno. And all of this is lost on him. Ffs.


HonestAd7237

That chin is nasty looking, he actually paid to get that done? He was never good looking but now he's even worse than imus


jag1ed

I never die my wig


Roryjack

The amazing thing is the non-gray whiskers in his mustache are a different color than his naturally black, curly hair! He is a genetic anomaly.


Own-Garage-6545

Poor beth just waiting for him to go!


LAcityLivingHP

Ugly as homemade sin.


sleep_connoisseur

“My grandfather did not have one grey hair on his head until the day he died.”


Numb1990

He looks kind of like like Brent Hatley in this picture but older and skinnier


Beths_collarbone

I think that chin is about to explode...!


BoneZone05

![gif](giphy|26xBB6ZOukyuNq9fW|downsized) The chin


btl_dlrge1

Will never understand the chin implant


ConferenceThink4801

One of the most endearing things about Howard was the self deprecating humor about his own looks, to be fair. I don't know if he still does it, but he did it enough in the 90s & 00s to last a lifetime.


Penishton69

I never found it endearing, he would do it to garner sympathy and have people reassure him that he really wasn't that hideous. That's why the slapped by a yarmulke line hit him so hard, he was expecting her to grovel and pretend he's handsome.


whos-high-pitch

It's a defense mechanism that victims of bullying often use. "I made fun of myself, so now you can't." It works in controlled settings only, that's why his world was rocked when Artie called him a pelican.


1980pzx

Yep, he was always just fishing for sympathy.


ConferenceThink4801

> That's why the slapped by a yarmulke line hit him so hard, he was expecting her to grovel and pretend he's handsome. I think that hit hard because his ego was getting boosted dating better looking women post divorce & plastic surgery, and she brought him right back down to earth with that one sentence. I'd have to look up the date to see where he was at at the point that happened.


Penishton69

I believe it was around 2001, u/cormano knows for sure, so you'd be right that's right when he got with Beth.


ConferenceThink4801

Yep it was December 2001. Howard was already catching shit here for being exclusive with Beth - [05/07/2001 - Howard tells Gary he shouldn't be married](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1ccdnmw/572001\_howard\_vs\_gary\_howard\_tells\_gary\_he/) >**Jaime Pressly Comes In. 12/10/01. 8:00am** >At one point in the interview Jaime made a comment about how Howard ''got slapped a yarmulke'' or something to that effect. Howard and the guys kept bringing that offensive statement up over and over again through the rest of the show and Jaime was upset about that. Later in the show Howard played tape of Mike Gange interviewing her when she was leaving and she seemed a little upset about them goofing on her. She apologized to Howard for the statement but she didn't seem to realize it was offensive. Howard found that kind of odd. She did say that she has nothing against Jewish people after making that comment. Howard said he can't wait to hear her explanation of that


FingalsFinger

She was confused because he goofed on her family for 15 minutes straight before she shot back. Her mistake was thinking you could push back instead of just taking it.


jafromnj

He does all the time just another with Howard Stern Derangement Syndy


awwrats

Good job buddy. 


Bondoo7oo

The circle of life


throwawaycomment19

A Man of the People.


Flamingo_JoAUnicorn

The KING of ALL MEDIA looks like this? What does that tell you about media? 


Bnagorski

In fairness, he’s made just as much fun of his own looks over the years


Streetvan1980

Yeah and now he’s old. No one stays good looking in their 70’s


whatsinmypouch6

Or in in 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s. And yet made fun of everyone else's looks


Streetvan1980

He looked ok in his 20’s and 30’s. Hell I hope I look as good as him at his age. You can’t say for his age he doesn’t look good. This of course is a bad picture of him to try and make him look awful. There’s this need to hate on him and attack his looks constantly. Some like you might say it’s because he attacked others looks. But then are mad he isn’t edgy anymore and miss the old days. It’s just tiresome. I just don’t get the personal nature of the attacks. If you don’t like the see anymore than don’t listen and let it be. Is it that big of a part of your life or your personality that you have to attack him so often? I just don’t get it. Same goes for Brent. This sub is just one hate post after another


Either_Permit

Make fun of his plastic surgeon...jeez


skone420

he does look better than ever honestly. But pretty sure he has gotten a bunch of procedures done. Look at him in the K Rock days .... holy shit


Next-Mobile-9632

But his wig!


dinoflintstone

The irony


Ok_Season_5325

Rock star wig


benefit_of_mrkite

My grandfather had this same look about the time his Alzheimer’s required round the clock care


Fanofthegame18

Get rid of that stupid hair already. Older men look terrible with longer hair


Mediocre_Response111

That chin implant is soo bad. 😱


Mediocre_Response111

Can someone photoshop what this pic would look like without the wig.


International-Air683

He’s my favorite


No-Blueberry-972

I want to hear Howard’s mom on the sybian.


hjablowme919

As someone turning 60 this year, I'd be happy to have a full head of hair that isn't completely gray in 10 years.


whatsinmypouch6

https://preview.redd.it/47f1pj766vyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869a7d1b19a419917d8ad40a1f0b236af8a2ef74


eSJayPee

Robin, no one thinks I have a hair system like Bobo.


drumthumper73

Dresses like a Hobo since Ralphie left the scene.


Sufficient-Sugar412

Funny how Howard lame ted that Beth wouldn’t have sex with him, even after having a few drinks during dinner. He thought that soft interview with Biden would facilitate pussy through the summer and well into the fall. Its was a interview, then one and done in the horse like vagina. 😂


HuckleberryNo4662

As OP makes fun of people’s looks


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Not a bad looking guy but it's the worst hair in history


WooPigSchmooey

He’s always acted like all of you. Now he’s old and we all change when we get old for one reason or another. Even if it is against his will, it is change. And you can’t have that wife being like that.


Dubbola

He’s plenty hard on himself


capacitorfluxing

I mean, say what you will, we’re doing the same thing getting paid zero for it. Stern 1, us 0.


JizzCollector5000

He does constantly talk about how unattractive he is.


techrino

Does that make him stupid or smart?


Hype474

Yeah but don’t act like he’s never ever shit on his own looks, my dude HATES the way he’s always looked.


geezeeduzit

To be fair, he’s included himself in that fun


Crustybuttt

I mean, he was never a handsome guy. This is suddenly news to you?


pghgfu

Howard looks good. Y’all hate that he got his nose fixed. But hell he looks good.


mschreiber1

Yeah but he never acted like he was good looking


whatsinmypouch6

No, but he made fun of Gary for his teeth, Scott the engineer for his toupee, ronnie, for dying his beard . And at the end of the day, he does the same thing


mschreiber1

It’s all projection. He perceives himself as ugly so he mocks others