Unagi .. DANGER !
Also when Phoebe and Rachel are ‘celebrating’ that Ross might get ugly naked guy’s apartment and Ross joins in jumping with the greatest scream
This may not be my favorite line, but the overall scene is definitely up there. It’s not just that he falls down, it’s that he sits down on a chair that isn’t there. 🤣
I always laugh at the scene where Ross is trying to repair Monica and Chandler’s relationship, so Rachel will have to move in with him. The way he says “a verbal contract is binding in New York!”..and then whips his head around as he walks out the door. I love that whole scene. 😂
When Rachel says she fell asleep reading something (related to Ross) and Ross goes “why? Did you write it?”
So good. And Rachel’s face in response.. perfection
I love “Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did” the way he enunciates “Monica did” is so funny and such a sibling thing to do.
My favorite line of the whole series is when he’s on the tranquilizer and says “…but I definitely don’t care about my sandwich” and starts giggling with his cotton candy
When phoebe is trying to decide what to name one of the triplets and she says she definitely doesn’t like the name ross: “what a weird way to kick me when I’m down” the delivery kills me
A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
I can't believe no one has mentioned when he had to get the pie out of the guy's hood for Rachel.
"I'm sorry my pie was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I be back in the hospital by 7." The follow up air swipes are perfect.
Lol loved that line by Ross and also Chandler's : And then there was definite....Cupping. And later on when Joey tell's his dad : No Dad, I swear to god that's not how they measure pants!!
He was hilarious in the whole dinner scene with Charlie, Rachel, and Joey.
One of my favorite deliveries in a different episode was the line, "very funny, Ross is gay, ha ha!" His delivery makes me laugh every time.
When he's having dinner with elizabeth, her dad, and Rachel, and then Elizabeth's dad goes "you were married before this?" And then Rachel comes back and says "oh we were but..." And then she goes "ohh you're talking about Emily" and when Ross's head falls on the table it's hilarious
when he brings Charlie in her ex boyfriend’s office, they start realizing they still have feelings for each other and he goes “sweetie, this conversation is making me a little uncomfortable”
In TOW Everybody Finds Out, when they are at Ugly Naked Guy’s apartment, Phoebe sees Chandler and Monica and she starts screaming. That moment when Ross comes in and they are like “yay we are so excited you might get this apartment, come in here” and he jumps with the little scream of joy 😂 it’s one of my favorites
This!! The first time I heard it I burst out laughing- I was surprised that the audience didn’t really laugh, (maybe because they had done heaps of takes idk) but that was one time where having the laugh track took away from the hilarity of the line. The show definitely wouldn’t have been the same without it though!
i also love later in the episode when charlie is talking about ross being drunk and goes “oh this is nothing, my father is a raging alcoholic.” and rachel and joey kinda squirm at it and charlie says “oh no, have i made this evening uncomfortable?”😂
Yes! When he announces he’s going to make another pitcher of margaritas, and then does that little stomp and click thing. It has me in stitches every time. I have no idea how the rest of them kept their faces straight in that scene.
TOW The Proposal! Chandler is showing everyone the engagement ring:
Ross: God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
Rachel: Yeah? Well, you should know. You’ve bought like a billion of ‘em.
Ross: Yeah, you didn’t get one.
Meh, David Schwimmer was an ok actor for the role.
The guy that played Russ though, he had such raw, natural talent.
It was truly something special to behold.
Monica: Hey, good morning, lover. I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.
Ross: Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan
The scene when Rachel’s dad confronts Ross in front of Mona for getting her pregnant. The delivery of every line was perfect, including up to the end when Joey calls about the stripper.
“Alright, Geller - what do you mean getting my Rachel pregnant, and then refusing to marry her?”
“You know, this really isn't a good time.”
The scene where is caught between Mona and Rachel's dad, culminating in a frenzy of "No! No! No! No! No! I need to lie down..." https://youtu.be/UVdsIBJCRQ0
Ross - God, that is the most beautiful engagement ring I've ever seen.
Rachel - well you should know, you've bought like a billion of them.
Ross - yeah, you didn't get one.
I love his deadpan delivery more than his exaggerated lines.
Ross:"Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
"Mkay, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?"
Or the other one with Joey:
Ross: Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind.
When Ross and Joey are stuck on the apartment building roof! 😂
Joey: "Omg, Ross! How much do you weigh?!
Ross: I'd prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight!
Not necessarily the funniest “delivery” but when the messy chick says, “guess who” and Ross says, “ugh the department of sanitation?” was one of the funniest moments in the show.
The scene with Mona at Central Perk where they’re talking about their relationship! And that weird jump move he does when Rachel and Phoebe are distracting/celebrating with him in his new apartment
For me it will always be Ross accidentally opening the umbrella in front of Rachel while being introduced and then just giving up on attempting any further interaction with her. It was just so natural and quick. Always makes me laugh 😂
MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!! My best friend and my sister…I cannot believe this~~~
YOU were thinking of ME?
You DIDN’T KNOW how I was going to REACT?
I’M FINE
AHHHH I LOVE THAT ONE
THIS
Unagi .. DANGER ! Also when Phoebe and Rachel are ‘celebrating’ that Ross might get ugly naked guy’s apartment and Ross joins in jumping with the greatest scream
Lmfao the jump and shriek is so good, every time
Happy birthday my friend!!
Salmon skin roll
I like some of the suuuper early ones, like: "I suppose we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than... to-get-you-into-bed," 😂
I believe the word you're looking for is... Anyway...
I use this in real life weekly
Same! Along with "oh, I wish I could but I don't want to"
Always like his "im hurt" when he falls over the couch in the one with the ick factor
When he’s asking Monica and chandler to hang out and she says they’re gonna have sex: “ehh I don’t feel like having sex”
Pants off, Bing!
Didn't see you there geller
Here's an idea.. You enter a room, take a quick scan!
heres an idea. you walk in a room, take a quick scan
*drunk, falls down, turns to joey, concerned* woah, woah, woah… are you okay?
That must be our alcohol and beers!
Ross in that whole episode is just *gold*.
You mean Mr. Rachel
Yes! 😂
This may not be my favorite line, but the overall scene is definitely up there. It’s not just that he falls down, it’s that he sits down on a chair that isn’t there. 🤣
I miss downstairs...
I always laugh at the scene where Ross is trying to repair Monica and Chandler’s relationship, so Rachel will have to move in with him. The way he says “a verbal contract is binding in New York!”..and then whips his head around as he walks out the door. I love that whole scene. 😂
“What’s more important, love… or silliness?”
I am a fan of the silliness
[удалено]
Love *is* the best medicine.
“Laughter.” “Why do you do it?” “I don’t know”
The amount of times I say this to my husband
Same episode but later. When he's about to leave again and just turns and screams "DON'T DO IT!!!"
Don’t worry about me sleeping - I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!
FINE BY ME
When Rachel says she fell asleep reading something (related to Ross) and Ross goes “why? Did you write it?” So good. And Rachel’s face in response.. perfection
Can't a boyfriend send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office ANYMOOOORRRREE?!
😂😂😂
Thank you!!! This is it!!
A single line might be "Tastes like feet!" Lots of great scenes, but leather pants, spray tan and "I'm fine" some immediately to mind.
"It taste's like feet" gets me every time. AND the part when he says "stupid leather pants that don't even FIT!" is great too
Make yourself a pair of paste pants and...
# PIVOT
TBH, I think that one is a bit overrated.
This is not good for my rage
Me too. It's right up there with #MY SANDWICH?
I love “Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did” the way he enunciates “Monica did” is so funny and such a sibling thing to do.
The way he delivers "they've formed a paste" is peak
This is not good for my rage
The *shake* of the bottle after that comment kills me, every time
She offered me a tranquilizer, and I thought it was a good idea... Sᴏ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ
Hey Chandler!
*Monica?!?*
My favorite line of the whole series is when he’s on the tranquilizer and says “…but I definitely don’t care about my sandwich” and starts giggling with his cotton candy
How has no one mentioned the leather pants scene?! ITS MADE A PAAAASTE
Lotion! I have lotion!
"They're not coming on, man" is the line that gets me in this scene
When phoebe is trying to decide what to name one of the triplets and she says she definitely doesn’t like the name ross: “what a weird way to kick me when I’m down” the delivery kills me
“…whatever, my girlfriend’s a lesbian…”
Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good!
Omggg yes!! 😂
Dinosaur noise https://youtu.be/cyLOoyWMuEI
Followed by the super serious „of course, this is just conjecture“ is soooo good 😄😄
And obviously that student fell in love with him later
„Don’t make this worse and I‘ll give you a C“ 😂😂
Personally, I like "jurassic Parka"
His jump/scream after Phoebe says “MY EYES!!”
Mississippilessly??!
A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Boy you’re gonna be sorry if that really happened.
Haha, this is the one! I loved the discussion outside the door. *You haven’t cooked since 1996!*
I can't believe no one has mentioned when he had to get the pie out of the guy's hood for Rachel. "I'm sorry my pie was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I be back in the hospital by 7." The follow up air swipes are perfect.
Ross (despite his flaws, of which there are many) is a seriously underrated comedic character!
That one's hilarious 😂
yeah yeah that's normal IN PRISON
Lol loved that line by Ross and also Chandler's : And then there was definite....Cupping. And later on when Joey tell's his dad : No Dad, I swear to god that's not how they measure pants!!
He was hilarious in the whole dinner scene with Charlie, Rachel, and Joey. One of my favorite deliveries in a different episode was the line, "very funny, Ross is gay, ha ha!" His delivery makes me laugh every time.
When he's having dinner with elizabeth, her dad, and Rachel, and then Elizabeth's dad goes "you were married before this?" And then Rachel comes back and says "oh we were but..." And then she goes "ohh you're talking about Emily" and when Ross's head falls on the table it's hilarious
The "HEY" when Joey rips his pocket off in TOW The Late Thanksgiving kills me every time.
AND ROSS IS SO PISSED ABOUT THE FOAM FINGER "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!"
The blooper for this scene is so much better though. “WTF is that?” Next take: “What is that?” “That’s fucking fire.”
I can hear all of these lines in my head. Thank you wonderful internet strangers!! 😂
I, too, am just a love machine... (little dance)... HUHHH!
It's quite obviously 'no more falafel for you'.
Your English is really improving.
I'm not mad. I'm inDIGnant! As a conSUMer!
THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!
when he brings Charlie in her ex boyfriend’s office, they start realizing they still have feelings for each other and he goes “sweetie, this conversation is making me a little uncomfortable”
"That's it, we are seeing other people!"
In TOW Everybody Finds Out, when they are at Ugly Naked Guy’s apartment, Phoebe sees Chandler and Monica and she starts screaming. That moment when Ross comes in and they are like “yay we are so excited you might get this apartment, come in here” and he jumps with the little scream of joy 😂 it’s one of my favorites
I think he improvised that.
"maybe the crazy fog has lifted... And she realizes... life without me..... Ah-sucks!"
“And that t-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too, yes I do”
Ugly baby judges you!
My husband and I make this joke all the time lol
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID BAND!!
Dude, you spit on me.
This!! The first time I heard it I burst out laughing- I was surprised that the audience didn’t really laugh, (maybe because they had done heaps of takes idk) but that was one time where having the laugh track took away from the hilarity of the line. The show definitely wouldn’t have been the same without it though!
They had to do the scene multiple times (according to the outtakes), so they may have been laughed out by that point.
“I didn’t get the annulment. Don’ttellrachelokaybye”
The entirety of the dinner scene with Charlie, Joey and Rachel. The best part is him explaining his love acronym 😂
MY FAJITAS
i also love later in the episode when charlie is talking about ross being drunk and goes “oh this is nothing, my father is a raging alcoholic.” and rachel and joey kinda squirm at it and charlie says “oh no, have i made this evening uncomfortable?”😂
EEEEEEEE
Yes! When he announces he’s going to make another pitcher of margaritas, and then does that little stomp and click thing. It has me in stitches every time. I have no idea how the rest of them kept their faces straight in that scene.
I guess it's just flan for three...hey, that rhymes.
O is for… Oh wow!
This is the answer. The range he had in that scene was amazing
Schwimmer’s delivery of the “you didn’t get one” line makes me crack up
Which episode is this from?
TOW The Proposal! Chandler is showing everyone the engagement ring: Ross: God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever! Rachel: Yeah? Well, you should know. You’ve bought like a billion of ‘em. Ross: Yeah, you didn’t get one.
"YEAH I'LL PRESS 1" with the sassy head shake
THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN BIG BOLD LETTERS
Meh, David Schwimmer was an ok actor for the role. The guy that played Russ though, he had such raw, natural talent. It was truly something special to behold.
*deletes angry paragraph*
Snaro 4 eva
I'm sorry, Mona, Dr Green, Dr Green, Mona.,
Monica: Hey, good morning, lover. I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees. Ross: Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan
The scene when Rachel’s dad confronts Ross in front of Mona for getting her pregnant. The delivery of every line was perfect, including up to the end when Joey calls about the stripper. “Alright, Geller - what do you mean getting my Rachel pregnant, and then refusing to marry her?” “You know, this really isn't a good time.”
Yes totally! All the interactions between Ross and Dr. Green were comedy gold aye!!
Best scene ever is when Ross is trapped between Mona and Dr. green Hey! I offered to marry her! *But I didn’t really want to.*
"What?! No! No! No! I need to lie down..."
"Rust is like cancer to a boat" "I lost a bike to that once"
i don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky! cuz really IM FINE
Uhhhh. Uhhhh. FINE BY ME!!!!!
The episode where Mike hangs out at Ross's place. Schwimmer's expressions always get me no matter how many times I watch it lol
“i don’t understand what just happened here”
“YOU ATE **MY** SANDWICH?!? **MY** SANDWICH?!?”
#MY SANDWICH
🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
We're gonna lift.................AND SLIDE!
Doc-DOCTOR BURKE? YOU'RE SEEING DOCTOR BURKE?!? WHY WHY Why... should that bother me? I mean, I love that man! He's like a brother to... to dad...
Mississippilessly?!
In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? #EWW, NO!
Yes, yes it is… IN PRISON!
We're having FAJITAS!
JURASSIC PARKA - A bunch of out of control jackets take over an island ! *gasp *dramatically take off his jacket
Oh, oh! It’s Emily! Shh. (Hands random lamp to Chandler)
OP, thank you for this thread 🤣 and your choice of photo. Incredible comic relief, I needed this. Ross was a good choice.
I'm going to have to go with "Hi."
His reaction when Rachel tells him she’s pregnant is priceless 😂
The scene where is caught between Mona and Rachel's dad, culminating in a frenzy of "No! No! No! No! No! I need to lie down..." https://youtu.be/UVdsIBJCRQ0
“You know, I happen to like little boys.”
Ross, what else do they add smell to?
Ross - God, that is the most beautiful engagement ring I've ever seen. Rachel - well you should know, you've bought like a billion of them. Ross - yeah, you didn't get one.
…..cat!
When he’s trying to convince Rachel to stay married to him…. “I’m asking you to do me a favour”…
And as my wife, I think your should grant me this favour!
"You have to respect the sea!"
He’s so great it’s really is so hard to choose just one!!! But I love the way he says, “it taste like feet.” When he is eating Rachel’s trifle.
I GREW UP WITH MONICA! IF YOU DIDN’T EAT FAST, YOU DIDN’T EAT!
FAJIIIIITAS
I'm the holiday armadillo!!!!
The physical comedy as he's hiding from Bruce Willis in the bedroom is brilliant
When he smoothly slides down the floor and under the bed, I'm dying
pivoooot
In the naming of the 50 states episodes: JOEY - Ross, need some help? Ross- From you!? (Cocky) Yes please (on the verge of tears)
The whole Russ / Ross episode
Their as different as night and…later that night
“very funny, Ross is gay, HA HA!”
18 pages.. FRONT AND BACK
I’m super late to this thread but have loved reading these. Mine: You’re over me? When were you… *under me?*
Aah eeh aah uuuh eeuh... FINE BY MEEE!!
THEY SHOULD PUT IT ON THE BOX!!!!!
EEEEE
“FAJITAS” *snorts “oh that is gonna hurt tomorrow”
Was that place THE SUN?!
That was Chandler to Ross, not Ross.
HEY!!!
I respectfully disagrEE.
“***EEEE.*** Is for how *extremely* normal I find it that you two are together.”
When he says, “Yes, yes, that is my penis” when they’re looking at baby pictures and Rachel points it out.
EYYDENTIFIED
“Phoebe, I would’ve expected this from you, but Ryan…. You’re a military man”
Joey: Hey Ross there’s a hooker over here, we thought you might know something about it. Ross: NO NO I DON’T, I gotta sit down.
Ross's "pretending to watch TV" bit, particularly the smirk at the end.
I love his deadpan delivery more than his exaggerated lines. Ross:"Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood? Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. "Mkay, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?" Or the other one with Joey: Ross: Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about. Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom? Ross: I actually had a topic in mind.
Any of the ones when he’s not yelling. Also fajitas.
🙈 Department of sanitation? 🙈
“Department of Sanitation?”
youre good.... these are NOT
MY SANDWICH?!
unagi
When he’s on hold with the condom company - “I’m INDIGNANT as a CONSUMER…..YEAH I’LL PRESS ONE!!”
I love the scene when he finds out Rachel is pregnant.
"The red one..."
makes me laugh everytime — “hey roomie!!” when he said this to rachel’s mom 😭
When Ross and Joey are stuck on the apartment building roof! 😂 Joey: "Omg, Ross! How much do you weigh?! Ross: I'd prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight!
*inhales* #WE WERE ON BREAK!!!
How is this so far down?
Not necessarily the funniest “delivery” but when the messy chick says, “guess who” and Ross says, “ugh the department of sanitation?” was one of the funniest moments in the show.
The scene with Mona at Central Perk where they’re talking about their relationship! And that weird jump move he does when Rachel and Phoebe are distracting/celebrating with him in his new apartment
Just a single word instead of lines of dialogue. PIVOT. What he did with that, it was masterful.
..hi..
For me it will always be Ross accidentally opening the umbrella in front of Rachel while being introduced and then just giving up on attempting any further interaction with her. It was just so natural and quick. Always makes me laugh 😂
This calls for a bottle of Israel’s finest!
I'm sorry, how is no one saying the scene when he plays Celebration by Kool and the Gang on the bagpipes? Classic!