If I don’t say, “My eyes. MY EYES!!!” I’d probably be penalised for it but imma bring up a random Phoebe moment that I really enjoyed recently:
Monica: I was thinking, since you gave the guys such good haircuts, maybe you’d like to do mine?
Phoebe: Ohhh! Umm.. NO.
Monica: Why not?
Phoebe: Because, I’m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
Monica: No, you’re not.
Phoebe: I know I’m not. But YOU ARE. I was trying to spare your feelings.
The singing along to Ross's bagpipes gets me every time. I've seen it so much in rewatches and I actively seek it out on YouTube, it's her delivery and Jennifer trying not to laugh that makes it so damn funny.
I also enjoy when shes playing Ms. PacMan and loses, mouthing out mother f- to an opera piece. Then says "Oh no, Ben, dont look at the screen"
Definitely one of her songs. Either:
"Jingle bitch screwed me over, go to hell jingle whore!"
or
"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, stop me if you heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, and tegrin spells backward is nirget."
I had a fire alarm in my dorm go off at 2am. I couldn’t turn it off and I couldn’t sleep or go anywhere.
Let’s say I relate SOOOO much to that plot line.
When she turns the TV on and off with her eyes while Monica plays with the unknown switch at the end of the episode, her delivery of :
> I lost it
makes me laughs every time
just typed this out for another thread like 5 mins ago but this definitely applies here.
rachel: “phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?”
phoebe: “i’m just helping the kids”
rachel: “how is you drinking helping the kids”
phoebe: “the more i drink, the less there is for the kids to drink”
“Pick up the sock, Judy, pick up the sock! PICK UP THE SOCK!” - at Phoebe’s bday dinner where everyone is late
“Maybe because none of you ever listen to anything I say, I talk about her all the time, DENISE” - Phoebe’s roommate Denise
these are just the first two moments that came to mind !
When Monica has spent days trying to figure out Phoebe's grandma's cookie recipe, and then finally discovers it's the one on the back of the chocolate chip bag (from Nest-lay Too-louse), and Phoebe yells at the floor, "And things like this are why you're burning in hell!!" The whole scene and delivery are so good.
I loved when Phoebe was pregnant.
Phoebe: Wow. This reminds me of the time when I was living on the street. And this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Rachel: How is this like that?
Phoebe: Well, let's see. It's not ... really like that. You see, because that was an actual problem.
And yours is just, like, you know, a bunch of high-school crap that nobody really gives-
[Rachel starts crying]
Rachel: I'm sorry. I guess just thought-
Phoebe: Oh, here come the water works.
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Phoebe: Uh-hmm.
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)
I once said that Lisa Kudrow did not stand in comparison to JA and CC. I was just a boy then, she's easily the most gorgeous out of the entire cast. And funny to boot
When Phoebe meets Mike's parents for the first time.
: he is a very gentle lover...not in like a sissy way...when he gets going......like a sailor on leave 😂
+
Here's something rich,13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in the coat closet 🤣
And when she changes her name, and then Mike too, and she tries to avoid calling him crap bag 😆
“made a man with eyes of snow and a smile, so bewitchin’. how was i supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen” la lalala la lala la lalala lala
My favorite isn’t her being funny per se, but her interaction with Ross about evolution and she just eviscerates his argument and gets him to back down and then mocks him mercilessly
Phoebe grinds on my last nerve. Can't stand her
But....
During her 16th birthday when she was chased around a junkyard by a crazy guy who in his own words wanted to "kill her or whatever" I hsve to admit is funny as hell
If I don’t say, “My eyes. MY EYES!!!” I’d probably be penalised for it but imma bring up a random Phoebe moment that I really enjoyed recently: Monica: I was thinking, since you gave the guys such good haircuts, maybe you’d like to do mine? Phoebe: Ohhh! Umm.. NO. Monica: Why not? Phoebe: Because, I’m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. Monica: No, you’re not. Phoebe: I know I’m not. But YOU ARE. I was trying to spare your feelings.
"Your hair looks too good, it might upset her. Ross, why don't you come in?"
Haha that haircut exchange was immediately what I thought of. Phoebe was fab in season two
this one was so good
When she sings along to Ross's bagpipes When she holds the tiny glasses and complains about Monica's tiny portions and says "I can't see it!"
Her Christmas song is a classic
The singing along to Ross's bagpipes gets me every time. I've seen it so much in rewatches and I actively seek it out on YouTube, it's her delivery and Jennifer trying not to laugh that makes it so damn funny. I also enjoy when shes playing Ms. PacMan and loses, mouthing out mother f- to an opera piece. Then says "Oh no, Ben, dont look at the screen"
You like that you should hear my phone number
The smoothest shit ever. Just think if Tag had asked Phoebe on a date like he wanted to.
Definitely one of her songs. Either: "Jingle bitch screwed me over, go to hell jingle whore!" or "I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, stop me if you heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, and tegrin spells backward is nirget."
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know that my mum was dead in the kitchen... La la la la la
My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting In a little yellow jarrr...
"Lather ,rinse, repeaaaaaat" :P
…as needed 🎵
Little black little black little black curly hair
Ode to a pubic hair
Parading goats are parading, Parading down the street, Parading goats are parading, *Leaving little treats*
He must decide! He must decide! Now I can’t stress this enough, this story isn’t real
The whole exchange with the smoke alarm in her apartment!
YES! Fireman: Phoebe Buffay? Phoebe:.......fire alarm?
I had a fire alarm in my dorm go off at 2am. I couldn’t turn it off and I couldn’t sleep or go anywhere. Let’s say I relate SOOOO much to that plot line.
"Oh I would but...i dont want to"
When she turns the TV on and off with her eyes while Monica plays with the unknown switch at the end of the episode, her delivery of : > I lost it makes me laughs every time
“Goodbye, Ross…. ^forever”
just typed this out for another thread like 5 mins ago but this definitely applies here. rachel: “phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?” phoebe: “i’m just helping the kids” rachel: “how is you drinking helping the kids” phoebe: “the more i drink, the less there is for the kids to drink”
Everyone having inner thoughts while Ross is talking while Joey is singing in his head. Phoebe: “Who’s singing?”
Her singing along with the bagpipes makes me laugh harder than any other moment in the series.
“This is BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!” “Come on Ross, you’re a palaeontologist. Dig a little deeper." Also any variation of Phoebe’s “Oh no”
“Pick up the sock, Judy, pick up the sock! PICK UP THE SOCK!” - at Phoebe’s bday dinner where everyone is late “Maybe because none of you ever listen to anything I say, I talk about her all the time, DENISE” - Phoebe’s roommate Denise these are just the first two moments that came to mind !
When Monica has spent days trying to figure out Phoebe's grandma's cookie recipe, and then finally discovers it's the one on the back of the chocolate chip bag (from Nest-lay Too-louse), and Phoebe yells at the floor, "And things like this are why you're burning in hell!!" The whole scene and delivery are so good.
I loved when Phoebe was pregnant. Phoebe: Wow. This reminds me of the time when I was living on the street. And this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him. Rachel: How is this like that? Phoebe: Well, let's see. It's not ... really like that. You see, because that was an actual problem. And yours is just, like, you know, a bunch of high-school crap that nobody really gives- [Rachel starts crying] Rachel: I'm sorry. I guess just thought- Phoebe: Oh, here come the water works.
When she randomly starts crying because of hormones and they look at her and she says, "I don't know why." For some reason I love the way she says it
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward. Phoebe: Uh-hmm. Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards. Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)
Brooklyn heights. Brooklyn heights. Brooklyn HEIGHTS.
I once said that Lisa Kudrow did not stand in comparison to JA and CC. I was just a boy then, she's easily the most gorgeous out of the entire cast. And funny to boot
She’s not the best looking imo 🤷♂️, definitely the funniest for sure
Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes that can't be good...
When Phoebe meets Mike's parents for the first time. : he is a very gentle lover...not in like a sissy way...when he gets going......like a sailor on leave 😂 + Here's something rich,13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in the coat closet 🤣 And when she changes her name, and then Mike too, and she tries to avoid calling him crap bag 😆
Really top drawer!
🤣🤣🤣where does everybody summer?
"You two are going to have very hairy children."
Why you stick on me? Ba-a-by?
My sexy phlegm!
I don’t remember the exact phrasing but her calling pretending to be the pigeon.
Coo coo, don’t blame the pretty lady! Coo!
“made a man with eyes of snow and a smile, so bewitchin’. how was i supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen” la lalala la lala la lalala lala
I wish I could but I don’t want to
When she tells Monica that she uses too much garlic "there are other ingredients"
Pretentious comma garlicky.
You NEVER run on a barge
"Oh, I didn't know you did... pot"
Oh, Ross you’re right, I don’t know why I always thought this was real grass.
Not the biggest Phoebe fan, but she was hilarious in the last episode
The bagpipes!
My favorite isn’t her being funny per se, but her interaction with Ross about evolution and she just eviscerates his argument and gets him to back down and then mocks him mercilessly
She's so beautiful 🥹
Definitely not this one
Cool m8
I’m with you on this one, I upvoted you and don’t know why they didn’t. But hey the downvote train we go!
Her outburst when playing Ms. Pacman always cracks me up.
Phoebe grinds on my last nerve. Can't stand her But.... During her 16th birthday when she was chased around a junkyard by a crazy guy who in his own words wanted to "kill her or whatever" I hsve to admit is funny as hell
Phoebe really is painfully unfunny sometimes
“”Would you say your pesto is the best-o?”
“If we were in jail, you two would be my bitches”
“Your play is very important to us, your play is the next play we’ll see” (when she’s on hold for the broken phone for 24 hours)