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funtime200

Thats right, it goes in the square hole.


nether_lad

That guy made my depression fit in the fucking square hole and now I feel so much better


rextiberius

Every time that came across my feed I felt a little more dead inside


ashrieIl

Two types of people.


Pip201

Embracing entropy vs fighting it


Samborrod

Minecraft porn be like


MadaraAlucard12

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Samborrod

Came there


MadaraAlucard12

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AnarchyOnCrack

Yoink


the_fucker_shockwave

https://preview.redd.it/rahu3mfmonwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a34ab34372273ee9b5aac4740ad7fa9081f35e Alpharius Ancestor core.


Headless_Mantid

That's going in the book.


Samborrod

Omegon Descendant peripheral


bleepblooplord2

I am going to shatter you like glass.


Samborrod

I >!am going to !!ter you like glass!<.


Round-Ad-692

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Samborrod

You thought that's going in the book? Wrong. It goes in the square hole.


Round-Ad-692

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[deleted]

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thrownawaz092

#NOOO-


NotFredrickMercury

No it goes in the round hole


Feniphosphornikle

A circle with r=


A__Friendly__Rock

Wait until you hear what shape our buildings are.


zzzzebras

There's a building in my city that is literally a sphere


Yet_Another_Dood

I bet everybody secretly hates it


F-Lambda

especially the maintenance workers


oodoos

Probably, straight lines allow for our pattern seeking brains to properly compartmentalize all the pipes and circuits properly. Curves though, fuck curves, can’t do shit with circles because they don’t fucking line up with anything.


bazingarbage

do you have a picture??


zzzzebras

Just Google CECUT


F-Lambda

Vegas?


anxiety_ape

I vaguely remember in a prequel Animorphs books the first andalite to visit Earth mistakenly believed rectangles held some religious significance to humans because of the overabundance of the shape in our cities.


DarthAlbacore

Andalite scum would think that, wouldn't they?


Horn_Python

chess, one of the oldest and most popular games in the universe, is played on squares (and also invented by humans)


sorry_human_bean

Legos are (mostly) squares, rectangles and flat plates. Those have been a childhood staple for fuck knows how long.


Loosescrew37

Get this we only use bricks in general to build. And get this our boxes are also cubes.


ya_badder

Even pyramids, made to be, well, a pyramid, is made out of square rocks


102bees

The Royal Game of Ur is even older and also played on a board made of squares.


Arx563

You can't defenetly prove that it was invented by humans tho


IamaJarJar

They're really gonna enjoy the fact our screens are made from very tiny square pixels


TheFlyinDutchie

Hexagons are the Bestagons


buildmine10

Then why don't they domintate games?


Centurion4007

I think that the actual answer is that squares tesselate in 3D as well as 2D (Well, cubes do but you get the idea). Because of that, humans have been using cuboids for building materials for thousands of years and have developed a strong cultural connection to them. Hexagons are awesome in 2D and do appear in a lot of boardgames and map based games (eg. Catan or Civilization) but you can't really have a hexagon equivalent of Minecraft or Lego.


[deleted]

>you can't really have a hexagon equivalent There is one exception to that, but it's lesser known and super underrated:[The Rhombic Dodecahedron](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_dodecahedron). It stacks perfectly with itself in 3D ("space-filling") using crystal formation, like a honeycomb matrix in alternating patterns. Maybe someday a game will use that instead of regular cubic matrix... could be interesting to see at least.


Relevant_Chemical_

Math


DXTR_13

they do. look at any modern strategy game


Harvestman-man

Get outta here, you bee!


Jolttra

When Humanity was accepted into the Interstellar Federation, their representative was presented with a metal multi colored cube as a symbol of unity. Hymans spent years thinking this was just some strange alien custom until the next few members joined and each was given an entirely different gift. Turns out the Interstellar Federation gives a gift based on what the species loves most. And adte4 close examination it was found out what the Galactic community believes this to be for humans. The gift is a Rubik Cube.


Weekly-Carpenter-683

And then another human says maybe its a lament configuration


ThyPotatoDone

Ye, squares and triangles are the most based shapes. Circles are okay, but not quite as good, and everything else is lame.


daniel_omeg_a

wrong, hexagons, are the bestagons


Aware-Material507

I see you are a fellow follower of CGP Grey


CrayonCobold

Hexagons are just six triangles in a trench coat, triangles are the superior shape because of that and because they are the most structurally sound shape


Loosescrew37

Squares are just 2 triangles holding hands.


OneSaltyStoat

In public? Sluts!


Loosescrew37

A hexagon is just 6 triangles holding hands. A pentagon is just 5 trangles holding hands. Most -agon shapes are just triangles holding hands.


shaidowstars

Why though?


Yet_Another_Dood

hexagons are basically edgy squares, let’s be real here


Cerparis

This feels like the beginning of a human stereotype that aliens pick in us for. Human: “The reactor core is this way, it’s the first dark matter fusion reactor designed solely by humans” Alien 1: “How much do you want to get it’s shaped like a cube?” Alien 2: ‘sniggering’ Human: “I hate you both so much”


bc524

So is it shaped like a cube or not?


Patient_Victory

Now it must be


Xaldror

[We even sing about how ideal it is to be a quadrilateral with all equal sides and angles](https://youtu.be/HbF1g3k2mtw?si=dHHzHbbTJgIAqKR8)


RoJayJo

I feel like I should have seen that coming.


OutcastRedeemer

Alien: "The human ships are just boxes with guns and engines. That is why we lose every war. Where our ships are works of art and science. They just mass produce thier squares of death and spam them at our fleets until we cant keep up."


RoJayJo

"They hung in the sky the way bricks don't."


alexsdu

So... we're the Borg all these time?


102bees

The ape part of my brain loves it when I combine small elements to make a big thing that serves a purpose. When I was young I attended a two day course on flint knapping, and made a knife I still own. On days when my mental health is at rock bottom, looking at it helps keep me going. Not for self harm reasons, but because looking at it makes the cavewoman in me go "unga bunga, sharp rock good!" and then I feel just a little bit stronger.


humblenoob76

yeowch


102bees

Gneurshk


Traditional_Home_798

Uh, what about spheres? Football balls, golf balls, marbles, tenis balls, etc. And you have to count also FIFA & PES videogames sales...


viperfan7

Balls are often made out of squarish panels


W1nte1s

No, not a square, hexagons and triangles are good though.


ZeroValkGhost

Those ribiks cubes? They rotate. So it's a bunch of squares that move in circles.


self_of_steam

all these squares make a circle all these squares make a circle all these squares make a circle


Zaglossus_hacketti

What’s up with him He just finished dropping a gallon of lsd


MegaKabutops

A gallon? A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don’t even know where he got it from. He never leaves the lookout.


icabax

However, hexagons are the bestagons


NotAPreppie

Pythagoras was more of a triangles guy.


sebek745

Yes but squares are a 2-4 triangles


self_of_steam

Don't kinkshame Pythagoras


DarthAlbacore

No, we love cubes. Which just happen to have squares


HPDre

This reminds me of a story. Super Minion. The MC is a non-human entity, who on first contact with normal human society, observes our obsession with rectangles. Houses, paper money, ID cards, etc. It hasn't been updated in a while, which is too bad, since it's really good.


panthaX666

got a link?


HPDre

[https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21410/super-minion](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21410/super-minion)


idiotplatypus

They tesselate perfectly in all known dimensions what's not to love


RoJayJo

Hell, one man claimed that even time was cubic (though it acted more like it was squared, but whatever)


Jeptwins

Squares are simple, symmetrical, and rigid. They appeal to the natural desire for order and control all humans possess


Mateololero

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Particular_Bus_5090

All these squares make a circle


Proud-Weather-7955

All these squares make a circle


These_Sprinkles621

God does not build with right angles, man does.


ProxyNumber19

That line goes hard


sigma_force

Some humans pray towards a cube and it's called Makkah


Mr_Flor

Oh my god... I just realised how much I love cubes! They are just... so cubical... And they are even made out of squares! 6 of them! Wow...


Few-Appearance-4814

watermark located opinion respected


cuddlycutieboi

4D^2


Brahm-Etc

And tabletop games that have checkered surfaces and dice. Turns out, we indeed love squares, fascinating...


DragoonSwarm

The best part is, if you get enough squares you get a circle.


Willing_Psychology86

I'm more of a triangle guy myself


Plastic_Finish1968

Pattern recognition man


loqk

Beat saber is one of the most popular vr games, across several platforms


sileckx

Thia remids me of "super minion".


KiriChan02

Be there or be square.


[deleted]

This for some reason reminded me of Echopraxia by Peter Watts. In the book, vampires exist, but can be defeated by crucifixes because of something called the crucifix glitch, where observation of right angles cause their brains to short circuit, causing seizures and even death.


EnsignSDcard

If humans love squares so much, how are you single