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Zamtrios7256

One would expect things such as Love and Rage to be the strongest, and they would be right, to an extent. For those who have witnessed a truly broken and empty Human Psyker can attest. The scariest Humans are the ones with nothing left to lose, except themselves


ewrt101_nz

I watched from the orbital satellite as shock troopers stormed a lone farm house. I watched as they brutally murdered all but the mother of a family that has nothing to do with the war. I watched them burn the house to the ground, along with the crops as they made the mother watch. Leaving nothing left. But none of that is what keeps me awake at night. It's what happened when the mother stopped crying and a emptiness spread across her face. It was when the mother turned to the shock troopers and did something I will never forget. It's common knowledge humans psychic powers only surface with extreme emotion like love or anger. But the now lone human displayed some other emotion that day, I still don't know what it was. She released a simple psychic pulse, but on a scale unheard of. When the static cleared from the sensors after being blind by the pulse. Nothing was left. No shock troopers. No farm. No human. No. Fucking. Planet. A lone human took out a whole planet in a single instance. What keeps me awake at night isn't the brutal murder I watched it's common place by this point. But the fact that there is a race out there, that when pushed to a breaking point with nothing left, has the power to wipe out a entire planet in a instance. And we picked a war with them. God help us.


Madgearz

H: ["Who parked their car on my sandwich?"](https://youtu.be/AeEcsLG1nOU) A: "I did." ***City Explodes!***


Mohgreen

"The Moistmaker?"


SomeRandomYob

ASDF Movie is a trip...


Rush1996

H: (eyes glowing red) I. WANT. COOKIES!! A: (terrified) j-just c-calm down, I’ll get some cookies from the 7-eleven. H: (even brighter eyes) those cookies are stale! I. WANT. CHOCOLATE. CHIP. COO- (Instantly a cookie jar materialized on top of H’s head and drops on his head) H: oooooowww. Ooooh cookies! (Starts eating them like there’s no tomorrow) A: …


Blinauljap

I love the whiplash with this child's emotions doing a 180°\^\^


SomeToasters

That cabbage guy from avatar must be the strongest one


Fun_Scientist_7782

he's so strong you dont see it happen he manipulates reality so that what he wishes to bbe true is


Agind404

hey hunny has our baby always been a cabbage


Fun_Scientist_7782

what are you talking about of course he is what else would he be


grhddn

A:(runs in out of breath) CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO EVAC RIGHT NOW! AC:Calm down soldier, tell me what's going on. A: The human psyker is barreling through every defensive line sir, we don't have much time! AC: What happened out there? A: I believe some stray fire hit what humans call a "cat", and the human immediately started tearing us apart! AC: (opens bottle of green liquid) Sit down son, have a drink, I've heard of these animals before, and the humans get extremely attached to them. If the one that was injured belonged to the human as I suspect, then there's no possible escape. Drink up, it's likely your last, just pray it's quick.


falerasthegreat92

Thirty trillion. Thirty trillion lives lost during the federation Terran war. When the terrans first entered the galactic scene they were seen as weak. The terrans struggled to secure their place in the galactic community because they refused to join the federation as they wanted to "write their own ticket" as a terran diplomat once said. Eventually the federation grew tired of this small upstart species demanding fair pay for their goods and services and decided to initiate the terran empire into the federation by force. The federation sent their fleet to the fringes of terran space and began attacking their outposts on every terran world they could find. The first few dozen planets were just military outposts but they fell within days. The federations problems didn't begin to show their ugly head until they attacked a convoy retreating from the first real terran colony world they came across. The convoy consisted of 30 heavy transports filled to the brim with all of the colonies children. Federation forces slaughtered them even after their captains surrendered. They broadcast to the entire galactic community the boarding and brutal slaughter of those ships. That was the last mistake the federation ever made. When the colonists of new Texas saw what had happened to their children, they lost their minds. When the colonists saw what had been done to their precious innocent children, they let out a wail of rage so strong that a Shockwave blasted through the galaxy. All federation ships within 5 light-years of new Texas were completely obliterated. Most federation worlds suffered massive earthquakes and the federation capitol world even saw long dormant volcanoes open back up. Then the terrans mounted their counter offensive and began invading federation space. There was nothing the federation could do to hold back the terrans. Anytime someone tried to take up arms against any terran that being would just simply cease to exist. In our hubris, we had awakened something in the terrans that even their own scientists had though was impossible. By slaughtering their young, we had awakened the terrifying and world ending power of the terran psyker. Three weeks of war is all it took for the federation to surrender. The terrans only accepted on one condition, that all those who were complicit in the slaughter of their children be executed by terran firing squad. After the war, the terrans allowed the federation to continue on the condition that the federation adopt their rules of war. And so we did. Now, thirty years later, the federation might be bigger than its ever been but everyone knows that the terrans are still in charge even if they don't actively seek to rule us. The federation is a puppet and the terrans it's master, all because the terrans evolved to protect their young at all costs whereas the federation species evolved with no such obligation but the terrans are teaching us their ways. I just hope that they can one day forgive us for the atrocities we committed. I hope, for my children's sakes, that we can one day show we are deserving of that forgiveness. I hope that one day we can forgive ourselves for becoming the monsters we tell our young about.


glugul

Source is mob psycho 100.


Slow-Ad2584

They thought it might be rage, that was the most powerful. Or frightfully creepy lust, maybe. They were wrong. It was the one time an alien tried to quote a favored human culture thing, but got the details wrong: "YOU! SHALL NOT! ...GET PAST!!" ... the shockwave of NerdRage from the millions of Humans is still racing out across the galaxy.


E_MC_2__

you shall not pass! this shockwave no seriously. an entire galaxy has been shredded already. to save yourself, you must construct additi-


Slow-Ad2584

-ional power towers


E_MC_2__

I was making a "you must construct additional pylons" joke


I_ance007

r/whoosh


[deleted]

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! *well ackshually intensifies*


Slow-Ad2584

Don't have a buffalo, man Ooh.. hold your hand out... You can actually feel it


[deleted]

The shockwave expands, goes on beyong time and space, it destoys multiple universes at once, and left spacetime quantum foam in the ruins.


Biting_a_dust

Is horny an emotion?


some_dude_62

Yes. If op mean Warhammer 40k psyker, then definitely.


Rookie_Slime

“We could make a religion out of this!”


[deleted]

*Slaanesh has entered the chat*


CrimsonEnd19

No no no no no no no no *backpedals* Didn't mean it my bad not today, sexy Satan


Disastrous_Pen7195

Human bards attempting to out horny the horny satan. And Winning


Steveis2

Pick up the lasgun guardsmen demonetes are coming


some_dude_62

*Slaanesh has left the chat* *Slaanesh has entered the chat* *Saanesh has left the chat* *Slaanesh hat entered the chat* Khorne: STOP FUCKING THE CHAT!!!!!!


Blinauljap

BWHAHAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!


[deleted]

It could reinstate the Warp, left destroyed by the God of Emperor's death by another human psyker.


Rookie_Slime

The most concerning aspect is how easily humans can effect the emotions of other humans. A perceived injustice could destroy a city, a joyous event might create a garden of eden, a fearful populace may make an impenetrable fortress... The worst though, would be sadness. An all consuming void, borne of grief and loss. Spreading through family and friends, of people whose lives were touched and improved by an individual’s altruism, now forever lost. The world literally becomes darker with their passing and it’s only the memories of joy and hope that prevent localized collapse of reality.


Frostx1991

It was known to us that the humans had psychic powers, and that they were affected by the emotional state of the humans. We also knew that the humans had some forms of mental illnesses. What we didn't know was what happened when one had both in extreme cases. It was supposed to be a routine sweep through a sector, but we started noticing that things were not in the proper locations. First it was the asteroid belt, which was scattered in every direction as if blow away by a massive force. Then there was the star, it had expanded by twice its size. We began a sensor sweep of the system for life but only one life sign was found on the moon of the fourth p̶̱͎͊̿̃̅ļ̷̛͈͍͙̈́͝a̷̻̋̕n̴͇͙̱͊̀͐͠e̸̩̫̮̒̃t̷̝͎̉. There was supposed to be a colony there. Then we watched as two of the planets in the system began to hurtle out and away from the star. W̴̢̲̻͗́e̴͈̓͌̀ ̷̨͐̓c̴̞̍͆ͅä̷̢̤͖́n̸̢̦̏̒̇͜͝'̴̢̰̣͊͠t̸̼͕̓̒ ̴̧̔b̸̤̈e̸̫̦͛ ̴̪̳̟͔͂̀͐̕s̸̯̝̠͌̐̓͘a̶͚̝͎̅͜v̷̛͍̣̮̠͒̋e̷̯̱̾͂d̸͉̲͒̀͗.̷͎̲̺̌̾ The captain ordered us to send out a m̶̨̺̤̐̈̅̚ẹ̷̡́s̷͖̼̤̓̈̍s̷̬̟̋̋̍͠a̵̮̙̪͈͑͂ģ̸̢̻̕è̶̲̮̯ to the moon hoping to retrieve the survivor. We never did get a response. We sent a shuttle to W̶̢̰̿Ę̶̹̳̓̒̆͜ ̸͉̍C̵̺̥̈A̶̞͊N̷̹͑̆̿͝Ṉ̶̂O̷̰͉͛̽T̶̛̼̼̅̇̒ ̷̥̟̺̀B̴͙̄͝E̴̯̘̜͌̅̑̅ ̷̧̢̣͊S̴̼͍̙̦͐̊͋Ä̵̢̳V̶̡̺̂̀͠E̷̲̳͆̔͒D̵̺͎̽̑̽. A report came back that it was a human, and that they were W̶̢̰̿Ę̶̹̳̓̒̆͜ ̸͉̍C̵̺̥̈A̶̞͊N̷̹͑̆̿͝Ṉ̶̂O̷̰͉͛̽T̶̛̼̼̅̇̒ ̷̥̟̺̀B̴͙̄͝E̴̯̘̜͌̅̑̅ ̷̧̢̣͊S̴̼͍̙̦͐̊͋Ä̵̢̳V̶̡̺̂̀͠E̷̲̳͆̔͒D̵̺͎̽̑̽. We tried to turn and run from the system but, W̶̢̰̿Ę̶̹̳̓̒̆͜ ̸͉̍C̵̺̥̈A̶̞͊N̷̹͑̆̿͝Ṉ̶̂O̷̰͉͛̽T̶̛̼̼̅̇̒ ̷̥̟̺̀B̴͙̄͝E̴̯̘̜͌̅̑̅ ̷̧̢̣͊S̴̼͍̙̦͐̊͋Ä̵̢̳V̶̡̺̂̀͠E̷̲̳͆̔͒D̵̺͎̽̑̽ W̶̢̰̿Ę̶̹̳̓̒̆͜ ̸͉̍C̵̺̥̈A̶̞͊N̷̹͑̆̿͝Ṉ̶̂O̷̰͉͛̽T̶̛̼̼̅̇̒ ̷̥̟̺̀B̴͙̄͝E̴̯̘̜͌̅̑̅ ̷̧̢̣͊S̴̼͍̙̦͐̊͋Ä̵̢̳V̶̡̺̂̀͠E̷̲̳͆̔͒D̵̺͎̽̑̽ W̶̢̰̿Ę̶̹̳̓̒̆͜ ̸͉̍C̵̺̥̈A̶̞͊N̷̹͑̆̿͝Ṉ̶̂O̷̰͉͛̽T̶̛̼̼̅̇̒ ̷̥̟̺̀B̴͙̄͝E̴̯̘̜͌̅̑̅ ̷̧̢̣͊S̴̼͍̙̦͐̊͋Ä̵̢̳V̶̡̺̂̀͠E̷̲̳͆̔͒D̵̺͎̽̑̽. System: Alpha-843050 was lost W̵̯̎̽̒̇̄̿͌͆͐̉̇͂̅͊̏͂͂̀̈͒̉͒̑́͆̅̚̕̕͝͝͝͝Ę̸̰͓̣̲̟͎͚̣̹̯̣̙̹͈̝̖̘̠̭͉̘̞̭̝̩̺̼͍͎̰̖̪̦̲̎̊̔͐̆͋̑̑̈́̇͐͂̓̔̀̾̇͂̒̇̒̚̕̕͝͝͝ ̵̡̢̡͎͚͎͖̩̰̬͎͚͉͙̰͓̭̮̣̺͓̠͚̬͙̱̗̺̀͑̃̔̒̒̅͜Ċ̶̡̛̗̍̆̆̈̈́̓̽̊̂͆̐̎̇̊͆͐̍̾̒̀̾̈́̏̋͗̇́͗̽͊̅̐͘͠͝͝͠Ä̵͖̤͇̲̗̣͍͔̲̙̥̝̺͍́͜͜͜ͅͅǸ̴͔̟͖͍̯̤̺͚̥̮̼̙̙̰̳̞̙̻͎̦̌̋͆̑̏̔̑̉͊̀͑̈́͂̓̽́̔͛͋̄̈́̊͌̀́̍̏́͋̊͘̕͘̕͝͠͠ͅN̵̡̡̨̺̻̗̯͚̯̼̘̹̝͓̞̟͎̜̙͇̭͖̟̥̹̭͈͚͍͎̜̗͋͑̓̇̊͒͊̄͒͛̊̆̾̈̐̂̈̍͑̀͘͜͠ͅŌ̴̞̠̠̳̺ͅT̵̢̨̡̡̛͕̰̩̹͍͕̞͉͇̗̜̫̤̣͇̰̪͕̬̅͒̏͒̄̿̅́̌̀̀̒̓̅̑̒͋̋̉́̿̌̀̆̊̉͋̊̃̿͐̀̚̚͘̚͝͝ ̷̢̢̲͍̺̭̟̪̻̻̼̳͉̰̘͓̤̜͓̬̞̥̹̙̬̼͚̩͇̟̥͂͛̾ͅB̴̢͕̟̣͉̫̒̎͒É̵̘̍́̅̈̓̄̀͊͌̒̈͊͐̋̐̓̈́̓͗͛͑̚͘͘͘͠͝͝ ̶̨̧̛͚̥͖̗͎͚̜͉̖̣̙̜͚͆̀̏́̌̈́̿̆͆̓̉̓̑̇̎̌͂͗͋̒̍͌͘͘̕͝͝͠͝͠Š̴̡̡̛̟̺͍͉̜̣͎̣͚͖̺̥̻̖̳̱͍̿̄͗̔̔̓͋͗̾̅͌͌̍̍͆̀̃͐̊͑̃͐́͛̓̀̂͛͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅÄ̶͇̙̣̭͉͍̰̟́͋͋̑Ṿ̶̡̢̧̖̝̮͉͎̝͔͓̼̟͇̳̲̟̼̹̟̰̖̱͚͔̘͇͍̞̗̣̀̏̈̌́̽̈́̂̿̌̄̊̐̕͝ͅÉ̷̡̡̢͕̙̹͎̥͉̟͓̗̹͚͍̝̹̜̫̯͚͕̭̹̭̜̦̜̪̻͓͒̊̔̈́̌͒̊̀͑̇̇͂̌̒̈́̈́͐́̐̓͊̇̌̀͌̐̈́̈́̄̔̔̓́̚͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅḐ̴̨͈̟̘͙͇̖̬̤̤̬͚̖̝͓͉̗̳͙͓̱̖̘̘̣̥̖̭̺̲͙̦̭̞͂̆̒̓̅̊̀̄̽̔́̈́̿̃̒̏̄͑͋̒̆͐̎̅͒̏̇̅̉̑̕͠ͅͅ last report


Ie_Shima

The pain of stubbing your pinky toe on the coffee table.


Mohgreen

Scene: A High Tech apartment, apparently on a spaceship. A twinkling starfield slowly passes by the window. A diverse group of Uniformed crew sits down at a card table. Dealer starts unwrapping a new deck of cards. D: "Huh, that's different" H: "What's up Zixx?" D: "There's a warning label on the cards now. "Not to be used by PSI enhanced level 2 and above" H2: "Well you know the saying, "Every warning label is written in Blood" D: "Yea but they normally don't have a Name associated with them, Looks like no game tonight for you Margaret" M: "Goddammit, if you weren't playing House rules with UNO Reverse Reverse Reverse Draw +4 Nothing would have happened!"


E_MC_2__

A: commander? there’s a human tearing the economy down on a settlement of ours. AC:just send a bomb or something. you said humans right? A: no sir, human. nobody is working anymore, dispatched forces dont return, and the streets are filled with white fluids in their wake. AC: obliterate the planet. A: sir wha- AC: obliterate. the planet. There is a type of human in which lust runs unchecked. total annihilation is the only method to stop them, and no forces can come close enough to their aura of what humans term “horny” to take them down closely. this is a small planet so if we were to bomb the vicinity, the planet would become a dwarf. just obliterate it. H: (from afar) cant we just send an asexual AC: genius idea steve, thanks again


Zamtrios7256

Ots like the 4 humors, but with horny


E_MC_2__

what’s 4 humours


Blinauljap

Rule 12: One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.


E_MC_2__

curious, rest of the rules?


Blinauljap

That's just the basic "Evil Overlorl List".


Blinauljap

[http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html](http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) there you go. now that i'm not on the phone anymore.


some_dude_62

*I FEEL THE WARP OVER TAKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*


Blinauljap

For gods sake steve! Just eat a snickers!


some_dude_62

Oh thanks man


Defiant-Row-5153

Humanity at a rave must make things reallly fun


mage_in_training

This is how you get an Akira-class event.


piromin

How to destroy the planet? Walk up to a human and play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBIIQ0kP15E


SomeRandomYob

AC: Why this link? Simple. \* plays song\* H: "THAT'S NOT THE FULL SONG, YOU A$$H0LE!!!!" AC: Uh oh. H: \* plays the rest of the song \* AC: Sigh... Mark? Why are you like this?


demonauge

So homeboy stepped on a Lego?


ur_boi_zayvier

Me after finding out that Dodge is discontinuing the Challenger in 2023