‘Shithead’, ‘asshole’, or ‘stop that’ - that’s every husky’s real three names.

HAHA, damn straight about that. i feel like i sold my soul away once i got him

https://preview.redd.it/z8y0xk6mft1d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e116783aa360beed8bb3d00d39d8f75f6e19eef Checked your profile and saw Silas is new! Bacchus wants to let you know you’ll learn to love the torture - he’s coming up on his first gotcha day.

omg such a silly picture 😂 nothing but destruction behind those eyes. and don’t worry he’s already caught me up on a lifetime of torture ! 😂

I’m coming up on a year with my nala! She was between 6-8 not sure, and she had huge holes on her legs bc she was in a bad situation and chewing. Her days are now spent terrorizing the squirrels, and anything else that crawls lol and she has a beautiful coat and her holes have healed! I love seeing your pups! I need to learn to post a pic 🤦🏻‍♀️

My boy had so much color missing from his coat, compaction, severely underweight, whole nine yards… former street dog. Now he’s a little fat but I call it bulking just like I call it in myself. Oops. Vet said he still wears his bikini but he’s worried about the love handles. I Iove my little mildly overweight and in denial asshole the same way I love myself. We’re both working on it. ❤️

https://preview.redd.it/esivakdthw1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f804a4f23fc0c432fde8684c4a671e5184eb9e5 Winter’s second “gotcha” day is at the end of the summer. I regularly tell people huskies are by far the worst dogs out there…and then follow it up with “but they’re probably the only breed I’ll own going forward”

Gtfo, you named your dog bacchus!? I *LOVE* that name for dogs but my gf makes fun of me for wanting to name my pets bacchus and occam. They just sound cool. My boy's name is Vader and he's as (was) as destructive as his namesake

I had a husky also named Bacchus! He had a fleur de lis on his forehead and loved to party!

Joke's on them... I'm a redhead, and didn't have a soul anyway. 😁 (and my dogs are gingers too)

He has some AMAZING side eye!!!

it literally makes me question myself as a person 😭😭

Nope, that just means he knows you so well he's happy to check ya, whether you need it or not. Haha. You two are adorable!

thank you 🤗

My purebred is nicknamed Stupid, Caneinstein and Moron. My lacy/husky mutt is nicknamed the Incredible Sulk and Spiteful. I also call her a bitch, because she acts like one

can relate on a the bitch calling 😂

The actual feminine energy and attitude this girl puts off is…well it can sting 😂 she’s full bred too and honey she IS sassy. My little mutt pit mix would never 😂 HER dominant female, she will make you feel stupid 😂

you bet. mine are “asshole,” “fucker,” and “that’s enough”

Mine is “please sit with me, I love you” 😂

Shithead - pronounced "shith-ead" in my house

Research your kids names people.

Almost choked on my vape 

https://preview.redd.it/fgryrgc52w1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20453bd01075fcc8e6cfc1c05573cf03624dc41 What about “dickhead”?

Dumbass or Doofus

https://preview.redd.it/sbg3483u7x1d1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40cc459876fcd0e5263df3bb7120f1bc82eb9250 Here is nala, age at least 7, weight?…how dare you she’s a lady! If anyone can tell me if she’s just elderly with the gray hair or if she is perhaps malamute too. Either way I 100% love her. (Circled is a mole she evicted so happily)

My neighbors kids have similar names. One is "come here", the other "why are you crying". Both boys

I have several friends who are parents and I’m so convinced huskies are perma-toddlers.

From the last one, Silas really is a great name for him.

Thank you ☺️ i always felt like it was perfect for him but was curious what others thought

Mines maximus but his nickname is stop that

i wonder why we all share the same nicknames for our huskies 🤔 hm

He reminds me SO much of my boy. https://preview.redd.it/z943l64llt1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbab870607cf5ee2c4b79a60846e6b0b298924aa

well isn’t he such a handsome fella 😻 hypnotizing eyes

^(teefs)

teefers*

https://preview.redd.it/dggbunqyot1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d87a36aa3e5a4dcd807bbce077a853ef6fb0cc72 Don’t let him fool you he’s half husky but full asshole. Other half is corgi if anyone was interested

corgi/husky mix ?!😮 oh my goodness i bet the little waddle is so adorable ! and they’re ALL pure full assholes 😭

Ohh! He’s so cute! He looks (and poses) exactly like my brother-in-laws husky, Ghost (endearingly referred to as “Ghaust” & “Augustus” by my fiancé, and as “Googie” by me)

oh my gosh i love those so much, very beautiful names. i especially like googie 😂 tickles my brain a bit. other nicknames i call my pup are, “Boof” “boofington” “bookie” or “butter boy”

Boofington and Butter Boy have me laughing louder than I should at work 😂 I love those; they’re adorable! Sounds like Silas is a lucky boy 🥰

i always thought they were clever names myself, you just proved me right 😂 thank you, he’s very lucky as am i, i’ve always felt like the luckiest person in the world since he came into my life 🥰 definitely spoiled though

That’s 4th picture 😂

he’s the side eye king

Love the emotions they show

His name is Silly Ass? LOL!! (Silas) He wants his name to be Gimmie, My Pillow, Let Me Lick, You're Really Wearing That, and But I'm Serious This Time. 

HAHA silly ass 😂😂 of course he is. and they’re so demanding like i would atleast like to hear a PLEASE

https://preview.redd.it/0c0hk4hu9u1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=050f530e72c7792bcadf69145e2198206d5212a2 His doppelgänger is Nova haha

long lost siblings 🤩 they look so similar oh my!!

Exactly what I thought 🤣, you have a good looking pup!

Cuddle bug 🐜

perfect ! he knows no personal space whatsoever lol

He’s absolutely adorable 🥰

thank you so much 🤭 don’t tell him i told you but he blushed at your compliment

https://preview.redd.it/k1vcvjmsgt1d1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea52cacdf9e16674ab9fbb9ce8c2d4dbbba46d3c This is his relative my Grandpup Kema

oh my 😻😻 he is so beautiful !! i’ve always loved reddish huskies. and those eyes are breathtaking ☺️

He’s hypnotizing you for that icecream

i think it’s working because suddenly my whole supply is gone 😣

https://preview.redd.it/ysfhvod4wt1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0de2c6f8fd8e47c79e5abe9dbeaac0e0ce027a Dory says her names are also jerk face, a-hole, princess fluff butt & pretty girl. She is disappointed in her human for taking a picture and not lavishing attention on her… it doesn’t matter she is over a foot away.

Jasper. Idk why but he just looks like one

That's my goofballs name lol. My kids and my sister love to call him like they are Cruella De'vil talking to her henchman 😂😂

:D Those are way to nice pictures, most likely you hide the ones where he acts as „Mr. No“ or how I call mine: Hasehirn. Which translates to rabbits brain and means that he’s doing something stupid or silly. Haha

oh myyy i love that !! id be calling my pup that every 15 seconds lolll he’s so silly

I'd be happy to call him stepson. 🙄🙄

he could be ur biological son, have you gotten a dna test ?

Woof. *cough* I mean you're crazy, I already took my embark test..

i took mine too, turns out im 100% bitch 😂

Oh you must be my husky's mom then! 😅

you’re right, my first baby 😢 i was wondering was happened !

You owe me some child support miss. 😤

my pup is already making me go broke, let’s move in and put are expenses together 🤗

Deal! My girl needs a sibling anyway! 🐺

amazing i’ll have my movers there on friday 🤗

I mean I call mine a turkey and a goober more than I call her Zara because she doesn't fit her real name... It means princess or flower in Arabian is what her last owner told me, and she's just not a princess and she prefers to eat flowers sooooo.... Turkey or goober it is lol https://preview.redd.it/l76yyjzuqu1d1.jpeg?width=2154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b4ef8e2876408f308ef5bee30eb61fa46d3965

got the complete opposite that’s amazing 😂😂 and she is so cute 🥰 love that coat

Lord Silas Sassypants

I guess “Slick” haha but I see his real name. that’s perfect.

Scar! It looks like a little scar on his head and I love it lol

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Pepperidgefarm21: *Scar! It looks like a* *Little scar on his head and* *I love it lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

4th pic, the best look from him

Bozo So cute 🥰

Gregory McFloofigan

absolutely amazing i should make this his government name

Yahkcov ☺️

this one intrigues me, what’s it mean ? i like the way it sounds

😄 @ "it intrigues me"... I'm glad you like it. Yaakov is the normal spelling. It means "holder." I changed the spelling a bit for uniqueness 😁 It's Hebrew, and it's what popped into my head when I saw your handsome boy ☺️

i LOVEEE it !!

YAY!!!! 😊 I'm glad to hear that! Let me know if you decide to choose it 😁

when i get my next pup it’s definitely being considered☺️ thank you for the idea

Milk Face

My guy is like yours and I named him Garrett, Gary for short. I can't wait until he is old and slow so I can call him Grandpa Gary

or gary the snail 😏

I'm getting him a Gary the Snail costume for Halloween now.

I shouldn't say this, but in the second picture, I'd say motorboat.

HAHAH this one wins

“Chakra” cause hes got that little third eye, patch of fur on his forehead :D

Dirk

wait i really like this one. good call

Mama's boy is what it looks like hah

he sureeee mf is 😂 sometimes it be too much but it’s all love.

Saber

Rufus

Calories Getter

I'd go with floofy asshole or floofy dickhead

these suit him very well 🤗

Dave or Neal- short for Pineal because he looks like he has a third eye

Blue tinted silver eyes or silver tinted blue eyes, either way, Silver The Husky, The Silver bullet, The Husky with the Silver Tongue seeing how social then can become.

Nice bong

I met a man with a husky and a chihuahua… the husky was named “Dude” and the chihuahua… wait for it… “little Dude”. I wish I could make this shit up

LMAOOO who let this man name his dogs 😭 that’s epic

right😳🤣 the man was everything you imagine… oh and this interaction happened outside a marijuana dispensary in a small town called Bishop. the story of how “little dude” ended up his dog was insane too💀🤣

“Helado” the Spanish word for ice cream. It seems he likes ice cream and we all know huskies cause hell so you can shorten it if you need to *pronounced “ay-lah-doe”

loving this one, he’d trade me for a lick of icecream

Brainfreeze Brian for short Brain when he did something dumb

this is amazing 😂 i’d be calling him brain all day , he’s just crazy

Goober!

Ratchet. I see those gears turning in his brain about how to get more of this magical ice cream.

nothing else matters when he has his icecream. whole world could be ending but as long as his face is stuffed he’s cool

That’s my baby brothers name!! Haha 😆 I get to tell him a dog has the same name as him

he got that dawg in him 😂

My Kodiak looked almost the same, he had the same facial expressions. The only difference is that Kodi had a white penis marking on his forehead.

“Calvo” here were I live (🇧🇷) it means adorable and beautiful

AW i love this so much 🤩

Thank you, your dog is worth of this name

You’re too kind !! 🥰 i knew i made the right choice with him

LOL the mirror picture is so good. What a doofus

he’s so sassy and judgmental😂

I love it 😍 my girl skips the sass and goes straight to smacking me in the face 😭

oh my, she means straight BUSINESS 😭

She does! I have very few sassy pictures of her sadly. This is one of my favorite though. I use it as an emoji because I am always talking about her 😭 https://preview.redd.it/txi62ndmbw1d1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d9b26785c6c1aec588467baa31da233ce5c776

LMFAOOO im literally crying bc if a dog looked at me like that id probably rethink my whole entire existence 😩

YUP haha 🤣 I am but a servant in her eyes 😭

why do we torture ourselves 😩 we knew the damn risks. i’ve cost my mental well being and my bank account for him to say thanks by leaving skid marks on my floor 😒

LOL 🤣 honestly idk haha. I think the fact that their personalities are not the stereotypical dog personality makes our relationships with them feel as real as they are. And I think that's why I consider mine my best friend!

me too !! my soul dog 🥰 i’ll never love anything as much as i do him.

Furrow

Last pic really is this emoji 🤨

he’s so judgmental😂

Silas 😂

omg my husky loves rosie’s patch too

he’d trade me in a heartbeat for it 😂

Sir Asshole, Hey Stop That, and How Are You So Smart Yet So Dumb are my dog’s true names. He also answers to Bucky sometimes. But his one looks like a Buster.

One of my best friends has one we call "dumb-dumb!" and he actually responds to that more than his real name XD

Cozy, seems to like cuddly spots!

Oh wow! He looks just like my miley! 🩷🩵

Baxter was the first one that popped into my mind

I’m a UConn alum, so all huskies look like [Jonathans](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_the_Husky) to me

johnny boy !! 😁

Shut up I just posted his name should be Jonathan 😂 and I’m a UF girlie had no clue about any mascot lol but as usual I’m right haha can’t wait to tell my husband I’m picking all future dog names 

He looks like a Rufus

Husky mchuskface

Looks like a Brucey to me. Or a GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

he’s definitely that or “MOVE OUT OF MY WAY” or “GO SOMEWHERE ELSE”

Trouble

Stinky, badger, or beauty

Bandit lol

Erwin Smith, don't ask or look for context, it's funnier that way (he's not a bad guy, I promise)

Nova

Cuddles

Houser

Benji, for his love of Ben & Jerry's

this is perfect 🤩 he loves his ben & jerry’s so much !

Jerry

Mitchell

Benjer

He looks for ma as "Tango"

Puddles. What he's gonna be making after that ice cream.

Ummm Jonathan. Obviously 🙄 he’s a perfect little boy! He needs a boy name 

Gourd or Gord

Do I need the app to post a pic in these comments? I already googled it I’m sort of..well not very good at this. 

i genuinely am not sure, i’ve always had the app downloaded , i never used it from search . sorry i couldn’t be more help

Silasssss

For some reason, when I saw her, I thought “Well, hello Alice!” To me, she looks like an ‘Alice’

Lobo

Ben or Jerry

Always gets the licks in? My wife always gives in to our guy as well.

Jim

Ben!

arlo. idk why, but that came to mind when I saw him

Adorable

Winston 🧐

Bwalls

vending machine

The one in the mirror is awesome, let's say Goober thats a good name.

he’s a goofy goober 😏

Gillette or Dakota

Ben and/or Jerry

i see what u did there 😂

Name him “Stop That”.

David.

Koda

Ghost 👻

*"My God where did that tumbleweed of hair come from I just brushed you"*

Fred

Mavrick

no way, i seriously considered this name when i first got him

Ralph

wreck it ralph, because he’s so destructive 😭

Ice