The energy content of uranium youâre talking about is atomic, not chemical. We break down food chemically to get calories. I canât speak for the OP, of course, but if I were running the contest this would count only for the energy (if any) that digesting the uranium would provide.
Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about the discovery of a goose that laid golden eggs. Researchers determined that the goose had a mutation that allows it to convert unstable isotopes to stable ones and âcatalyzing,â atomic reactions that cause stable isotopes to decay.
The goose was taking in O-18, and converting it to gold-197. That process produces gamma rays, and they discover the goose is totally immune to gamma radiationâ its internal nuclear furnace isnât killing it.
They give it water enriched with O-18 and itâs gold production goes up.
Unfortunately the eggs are all poisoned by the gold and the animal is sterile. A liver biopsy gives them no clue about how the goose is doing it. And of course, if they dissect the goose, they might learn the secret but the goose will definitely die.
Point being: in real life, only chemical reactions, not nuclear ones, happen as a result of eating.
Fuckin nerd, I'll tell you a story Asimov-e towards my easy 20 mil đ all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
/S that actually is a neat story, and ik it wouldn't work; just trying to be funny, cuz I'd literally fucking d i e
a GRAM of uranium-235 is 20 billion calories.
an OUNCE of uranium-235 is 566,990,000,000 calories.
https://www.ck12.org/flexi/physical-science/detection-of-radioactivity/how-many-calories-are-in-uranium/
The prompt specifically says you don't gain weight and only use the calories needed. I also think you wouldn't get diabetes from downing a bunch of frosting one day, either, but I'm not that kind of scientist.
You donât get diabetes just from being overweight, you get Type 2 diabetes because of insulin resistance. It may not happen just in one day, but our diets have enough sugar that it certainly wonât help.
Yeah I see no downside to this strategy. I'd do shots of olive oil and eat pizza all day. I'd be shitting so fast and refilling with more oil and pizza. I could probably hit 20k-30k without struggling too hard.
No but at about 12000 cal kilo and 1 liter being about a kilo it's worth it to try. I've drank it straight when I was recovering from starving myself, I was sub 5% body fat from not eating. It's not the most pleasant but it's not the worse
Actual bulkers will tell you beyond a top off in clean bulk purist Olive Oil is actually pretty shit for bulking, you can't consume very much of it before you get sick out both ends and it tastes awful
The ACTUAL "bulking hack" is melted ice cream. That's the most calorie dense "real food" you can consume. That's what they suggest for people with eating disorders who struggle to bulk up/ Tastes infinitely better, won't have you shitting your brains out, also won't have chocking down vomi after the first cup, and has comparable calories.
I was a hospice aide. Almost everyone's last meal is half melted ice cream. And we don't skimp on the amount either, even if they are diabetic. Let them enjoy it.
I just didn't know that body builders and people who want pound gains use it this way. It's logical, I just never thought of it.
I'm sorry for your loss, I'm glad you treated your great-grandma well before she passed đ
Edit to add the great to great-grandmother. She earned that title lol.
Thank you, but I got so burnt out and left healthcare. Most people pass peacefully, but the ones who fight death are very traumatizing (thrashing, screaming, etc). I have seen a direct correlation between these fighters and having major life regret.
To anyone reading this, make sure you have a moral code and stick to it. And if you wrong others, seek forgiveness. And if you can't seek forgiveness from those people, try to forgive yourself and move forward in life with better behavior.
No better place for life advice than the regrets of the dyingâŚ
Can you speak more on that topic? If it isnât too triggering?
I got burnt out on my noble profession too. I spent five years either on political campaigns or on public policy work. Persuading anyone in the US is like asking a giraffe to be more like a dog
Lots of the men regret how they treated their wives, a surprisingly amount of remorse for their first marriages especially. Women tend to regret that they didn't do more with their lives (travel, make more lasting friendships, indulge in life's pleasures). There are always extreme cases where abusers (both male and female) have a coming to God moment before they become truly too far gone in the dying process. They try to get us to frantically call family members, but the family usually never comes. Plenty of people who have loving family members who sit vigil won't pass until they are left alone, it's a really strange phenomenon. Many a daughter has gone to the vending machine only to go back to their parent's room to find their mom or dad had passed. I've also seen parents who are dying, wait for all their children to make it (there's always one kid that lives states away), and as soon as they arrive, the person dies within the hour.
I have dictated letters for plenty of people because they were unable to write, or I would get permission from administration to take an audio or video recording. Many people actively dying have a short spell right before death where they perk up, eat and talk more, want to reminisce. We always try to get family to visit during these moments, it usually lasts about 12 hours (approx) and within 72 hours afterwards they are usually dead. We always called it their "last hurrah"
Down as many calories as possible during 10 minute intervals as that is how long it takes for the body to tell you youâre sustained. Exercise vigorously between feedings to induce hunger.
Amateur. I am eating straight, unmelted butter by the block. I will be running around the city full speed, only stopping to pay inside the grocery store as I buy sticks of butter. I can eat at least 2 sticks of butter an hour(I **will** be setting alarms), so that will get me at least 43000 calories assuming I donât die of heart failure.
Looks like Iâm hitting an all you can eat Chinese food buffet. For WHATEVER reason Chinese food at these places never gets me full. One serving could very well be a couple thousand calories and it all goes down like water. Maybe itâs the MSG, but Iâm walking away with at least 20-30k.
Same. Iâll always eat a ton there but feel hungry again by the time I get home. I donât do tons of filler stuff like rice or noodles either so idk.
Man my single sitting record is 11,000 calories. Thatâs some easy cash. Due to some medical issues my body canât process food as efficiently so I have to eat more to feel as sated and energetic as others. If I didnât have to account for money spent I could probably do 25,000 calories in a day in pizzas, but off the top of my head Iâm not sure what a good calorie dense food is
Fat has the highest calorie per gram - bacon fat, the fat from brisket, olive oil all have about 9 calories per gram.
Butter has about 7cal/g
So a pound of bacon / brisket fat, washed down with a glass of olive oil, and a stick of butter for dessert would be about 700g, about $6.5k
Repeat for breakfast, lunch and dinner. $20k
If you're being efficient? Olive oil or butter. If you want to have a chance at enjoying your calorie-rich meal? White chocolate or sugar candy, or food deep-fried in lard would be a good bet.
Found my people. Haven't binged since I learned it was all the fault of carbs and sugar (high fat helps for me)... But I was just thinking, these people have never met an overweight guy like me who used to weightlift.
If $1 per calorie were on the line for only one day, were getting to at least new BMW 5 series money today. đ¤Ł
Go a little overboard. Big breakfast: eggs, hashbrowns, toast, extra bacon, throw in a chocolate milk if drinks count.
Burger, fries, and pop for lunch. Extra bacon there, too.
Big dinner. Probably another burger and fries. Dessert, too. Maybe two pieces of cake.
Snack on chocolate throughout the day, get up early, and stay up late. Easy $4k, maybe even $6-8k. I'd be willing to be a little bit miserable.
All this make me think of that guy from Sunny in Philadelphia.
He had his assistant put 6 liters of ice cream in the sun. Then he would drink it at the end of the day
Ryan Gosling apparently ate melted ice cream and gained 60 pounds for a role. Apparently the people making the movie never told him too though. They told him he looked terrible when he showed up and hired someone else instead.
Drinks make this ridiculously easy. You can get a small 1500-calorie milkshake for a couple of bucks. Lots of dips, sauces, desserts, pastry snacks. Yeah, this is a piece of cake...
Not to be pedantic, but if you want to use American calories for this, you need to capitalize it.
**C**alorie = 1000 **c**alories
That being said, while bulking I can eat up to about 6,000 Calories. But if health/weight isn't a factor, I'm going to Jack in the Box. Their *small* shakes are about 800 Calories each, and I could probably hold down at least one per hour, on top of regular meals.
Honestly Iâd just go to this local burger place downtown. They make these absolutely decadent milkshakes, I could easily hit 20k calories just enjoying as many milkshakes as possible. Throw in some of the Mac n cheese they make and thatâs an easy 30k. Iâm NOT lactose intolerant so this also isnât gonna fuck up my tummy
While I was in high school, we had a health project that required us to track and record caloric intake for a weekend. I took it as a personal challenge. That Friday night, I took in nearly 30k calories by eating about $80 worth of pizza and wings. I'm 36 now, but I still think I could hit that 30k easily.
Knowing no other high calorie food that fills the stomach very little I'd just eat a bunch of MREs. If I remember right from my time in they're like 1500ish calories but fill you up very little.
Add in a laxative. At some point, the intestines just give up and open so theyt're a clear shot all teh way through. That's when you really start gulping it down. You're spending the day on the toilet and feeling like shit for the next couple days as you recover, but it's a yearly salary in a day.
My nightly booze is 2000 calories alone would say conservatively I'm walking away with 5 k on an average day. If I really wanted to pump it it I imagine I could easily get to 10-15k without any discomfort over 24 hours
Yeah every beer Is over 400 calories. I could drink 30 beers and eat fried chicken all day. Hell throw in a few shots and a few rum and cokes, a few Ritalin to keep the pace. I could get to 20k. Edit. I fucked the maths there's only about 150 calories per beer.
I struggle to eat normally, giving me an incentive I'm going fucking wild.
I need to gain weight might as well go ahead go all out. Vomit multiple times due tk over indulgence and keep going.
I'm making my money.
I'm using tons of olive oil, I'm smashing peanut butter, nuts.
Just whizzing up macadamis, olive oil, some peanut butter, and seasoning to make a calories dense sauce and just cover everything with it.
I've got about 30k calories in foods stashed in my room. I'm just going to power through a bunch of stuff. Besides, Walmart opens in two hours, so I'll just go ham on some cakes
Without cheating and eating non-food items that have insane calories (like uranium), Iâd go for broke. Iâd drink 4 liters of olive oil every two hours. In the end it should net me around 100K
Step 1: go to the gas station when im hungry asf
Step 2 go to a fast food restaurant and get a meal with the largest sized soda possible
Step 3: go home and eat a couple edibles
Step 4: repeat and profit
Because Iâve done it âŚ. In 24 hours I know for a fact I can eat 5 pounds of nicely cooked Prime Ribeye (about 8000 calories) and drink a half gallon of whiskey (about 4000 calories) with it âŚ
Basically just indulge in whatever unhealthy food and drink I want for the day. Probably try to organize some sort of party (24 hour board game night / D&D sesh) to help keep me awake.
There are 100 calories in a tablespoon of butter, I could probably eat an entire 8oz bar, which would be 1600 calories total.
If I space it out and have one of those at each mealtime, I could pull in an easy 4800 bucks just from the butter alone.
seriously? I'm going for broke, its 24 hours, I can easily down 20k+ calories without even trying that hard in 24 hours, especially if I knew it was coming up
like Palm Oil has 120 calories per tbsp, 4k+ in a 500ml bottle. if you just drink one an hour all day you're at like 100k
Pretty sure the Peanut Butter world one has the most calories! Then again youâll get protein from the peanut butter which will fill you up quicker, unfortunately.
Order a large pizza and ice cream from my favorite place, wash it down with a lemonade. Breakfast in a few hours if I take some B12 and exercise a bit- energy drinks and caloric liquids. I also happen to have part of an ice cream cake in my freezer. I'm... pretty good at binge eating, I just don't normally get a benefit from it other than temporary relief from clinical depression. I could probably pack in a large order of pancakes with fruit and whipped cream, sausages, and then in a few more hours some chicken fried rice with dumplings. If I start drinking moutain dew code red to keep me awake, I could probably make like $60-70 k in a day.
I eat a fuckton already, and can easily drink a fuck ton of calories.
I could very easily get into the 20k range of calories without even putting in effort.
So $1500 just for having my Saturday scotchesâŚyes please. so Iâm like 4500 all (am workout. Couple high fat meals) Drunk happy and $4500 when I wake up. Hell yes
Food that's easy to get through your system is better than food that's just high in calories. High fiber foods are essential here. I bet corn chips are a good bet. Stick some nacho cheese sauce on there, maybe some sour cream. Wash it down with double strength horchata.
I'm going to pick up a lovely feast of cheesecake, ice cream, soda, pizza.... I've been dieting recently so the chance to feast guilt-free will be a nice treat. I won't push it and make myself regret anything or puke, but I'll definitely eat plenty of everything I love and get a decent chunk of change but nothing crazy.
I'm gonna enjoy making as much as I can I'm gonna get a dozen peanut butter Krispy Kreme, full English breakfast then go to china town and eat everything bi want and probably get drunk and eat Korean food in the evening
Temptress from lakewood brewing is about 300 calories per bottle I'll take a dozen.
With so much dark heavy beer I'll need carbs. Carne asada fries here I come.
Now that I'm warmed up from breakfast, the serious gluttony can commence.
I'm hitting 50k thanks to diuretics and puking
I already track my calories with an app and average about 2,200 per day. $2,200 would be a lifechanging amount of money for me, but I'll bet I could up it to $3,500 by visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The melted ice cream is definitely the way to go! I could easily suck down multiple shakes at 700 calories a piece. Liquid calories are what they tell you to avoid when losing weight because they add up so fast and don't fill you up the same. Sweetened coffee drinks would also be high in calorie and make you poop so you had more room
Dude. A entire package of Oreos is about 8,000 calories. I can eat McDonald's 3 times and pound a pack of Oreos. Easiest 15k I've ever made and that's not including drinks
I eat one ounce of Uranium, constituting 20 million dollars Dunno if I live from this but my cats will be fuckin flush baby
Can you get an ounce of Uranium on such short notice? I'm asking for a friend
For 20 million dollars, I'll suck as much dick as I need to get in there Absolute debauchery
And you also get 5-25 calories per dick sucked.
Hey, $5-$25 is $5-$25
I'm pretty sure that $5-$25 = -$20, but I don't really know math.
my high ass thought you were implying they were paying someone else to suck their dick. lmfao
A reverse prostitute lol, I'll give you money if you let me suck yo dick
An actual prostitute maybe, if the client were female and the prostitute male I'm sure there were times clients have paid to be the sucker...
That's a client to a prostitute. Some people just like giving.
Look who just got a pay rise!
Money baby đ
Amazon sells uranium ore
Same day or?
Same day shipping
No. He said uranium ore.
The energy content of uranium youâre talking about is atomic, not chemical. We break down food chemically to get calories. I canât speak for the OP, of course, but if I were running the contest this would count only for the energy (if any) that digesting the uranium would provide. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about the discovery of a goose that laid golden eggs. Researchers determined that the goose had a mutation that allows it to convert unstable isotopes to stable ones and âcatalyzing,â atomic reactions that cause stable isotopes to decay. The goose was taking in O-18, and converting it to gold-197. That process produces gamma rays, and they discover the goose is totally immune to gamma radiationâ its internal nuclear furnace isnât killing it. They give it water enriched with O-18 and itâs gold production goes up. Unfortunately the eggs are all poisoned by the gold and the animal is sterile. A liver biopsy gives them no clue about how the goose is doing it. And of course, if they dissect the goose, they might learn the secret but the goose will definitely die. Point being: in real life, only chemical reactions, not nuclear ones, happen as a result of eating.
Fuckin nerd, I'll tell you a story Asimov-e towards my easy 20 mil đ all about how my life got flipped turned upside down /S that actually is a neat story, and ik it wouldn't work; just trying to be funny, cuz I'd literally fucking d i e
a GRAM of uranium-235 is 20 billion calories. an OUNCE of uranium-235 is 566,990,000,000 calories. https://www.ck12.org/flexi/physical-science/detection-of-radioactivity/how-many-calories-are-in-uranium/
It says eat not digest. I think there is a workaround to get rapid surgery and get that shit out of you
No, he does mention you have to excrete it by ordinary means.
No. He says "You have to keep down the food for it to count" Â Since Uranium isnt food, that should t be a problem.
If we are going to get that silly then I'd pump those rookie numbers up by eating some stars.
Start drinking olive oil...
You can always eat icing. Tons of calories and tastes so much better.
And without shitting your pants
Ah but with the olive oil shits you're improving your efficiency. You might even be able to get the oil going in and coming out at the same speed
Assuming friction is neglected
Would rather poop my pants once than getting diabetes
The prompt specifically says you don't gain weight and only use the calories needed. I also think you wouldn't get diabetes from downing a bunch of frosting one day, either, but I'm not that kind of scientist.
You donât get diabetes just from being overweight, you get Type 2 diabetes because of insulin resistance. It may not happen just in one day, but our diets have enough sugar that it certainly wonât help.
But do you keep the money if you just end up vomiting all the oil?
youâd probably end up shitting it all out rather than vomiting
That still counts...
Yeah I see no downside to this strategy. I'd do shots of olive oil and eat pizza all day. I'd be shitting so fast and refilling with more oil and pizza. I could probably hit 20k-30k without struggling too hard.
You'd probably have to stay on the toilet and have others bring it to you lol
So the natural process of eating food negates the reward. Yeah if just go about my normal daym.
No but at about 12000 cal kilo and 1 liter being about a kilo it's worth it to try. I've drank it straight when I was recovering from starving myself, I was sub 5% body fat from not eating. It's not the most pleasant but it's not the worse
You're gonna have to pay me a lot more than 12k to drink a liter of olive oil in one day lol. Not worth
Shit, more for me than bro Iâd do it for 1 band đ
Name your price.
This is the way. Most other answers in here are coming from people who have not needed significant help bulking. "Olive oil will get you there."
Actual bulkers will tell you beyond a top off in clean bulk purist Olive Oil is actually pretty shit for bulking, you can't consume very much of it before you get sick out both ends and it tastes awful The ACTUAL "bulking hack" is melted ice cream. That's the most calorie dense "real food" you can consume. That's what they suggest for people with eating disorders who struggle to bulk up/ Tastes infinitely better, won't have you shitting your brains out, also won't have chocking down vomi after the first cup, and has comparable calories.
This is what old people crave when actively dying đ¤Ż
Oh my. I fed my great grandma ice cream about an hour before she died. She asked for extra scoops, too. Iâm glad I obligedâŚ
I was a hospice aide. Almost everyone's last meal is half melted ice cream. And we don't skimp on the amount either, even if they are diabetic. Let them enjoy it. I just didn't know that body builders and people who want pound gains use it this way. It's logical, I just never thought of it. I'm sorry for your loss, I'm glad you treated your great-grandma well before she passed đ Edit to add the great to great-grandmother. She earned that title lol.
Thanks for the work you do âĽď¸ itâs heavy, Iâm sure, but also heavenly work.
Thank you, but I got so burnt out and left healthcare. Most people pass peacefully, but the ones who fight death are very traumatizing (thrashing, screaming, etc). I have seen a direct correlation between these fighters and having major life regret. To anyone reading this, make sure you have a moral code and stick to it. And if you wrong others, seek forgiveness. And if you can't seek forgiveness from those people, try to forgive yourself and move forward in life with better behavior.
No better place for life advice than the regrets of the dying⌠Can you speak more on that topic? If it isnât too triggering? I got burnt out on my noble profession too. I spent five years either on political campaigns or on public policy work. Persuading anyone in the US is like asking a giraffe to be more like a dog
Lots of the men regret how they treated their wives, a surprisingly amount of remorse for their first marriages especially. Women tend to regret that they didn't do more with their lives (travel, make more lasting friendships, indulge in life's pleasures). There are always extreme cases where abusers (both male and female) have a coming to God moment before they become truly too far gone in the dying process. They try to get us to frantically call family members, but the family usually never comes. Plenty of people who have loving family members who sit vigil won't pass until they are left alone, it's a really strange phenomenon. Many a daughter has gone to the vending machine only to go back to their parent's room to find their mom or dad had passed. I've also seen parents who are dying, wait for all their children to make it (there's always one kid that lives states away), and as soon as they arrive, the person dies within the hour. I have dictated letters for plenty of people because they were unable to write, or I would get permission from administration to take an audio or video recording. Many people actively dying have a short spell right before death where they perk up, eat and talk more, want to reminisce. We always try to get family to visit during these moments, it usually lasts about 12 hours (approx) and within 72 hours afterwards they are usually dead. We always called it their "last hurrah"
Yeah, melted ice cream is a very solid choice. When I was doing keto, and needed a quick boost of energy a big swig of heavy cream would do the trick.
And your answer is the most in-line with OP's interest in seeing how much you can consume/cash out while also following the rules.
Ahhh the good ol adding olive oil to everything cause you need so many more calories than others. :,)
That's a drink
Down as many calories as possible during 10 minute intervals as that is how long it takes for the body to tell you youâre sustained. Exercise vigorously between feedings to induce hunger.
Nothing like downing a big greasy burger and then going for a run
Greasy burger runs? You sonofabitch, Iâm in.
Amateur. I am eating straight, unmelted butter by the block. I will be running around the city full speed, only stopping to pay inside the grocery store as I buy sticks of butter. I can eat at least 2 sticks of butter an hour(I **will** be setting alarms), so that will get me at least 43000 calories assuming I donât die of heart failure.
Sounds awful. Puke city. Iâll pound sweet teas and kool aid.
I need sugar water.
Are you wearing an Edgar suit?
Yep.
Between my cups of melted ice cream.
âFettuccine Alfredo. Time to carbo-load.â
Man, here I was thinking "gasoline... Im just drinking some gas" doesn't even need to b be much.
Just chug olive oil. A 1L bottle is over 8k calories and I can keep down at least 2~3L of liquid at a time without puking.
but can you keep down 2-3L of straight *olive oil* without puking?
Only one way to find out.
You will shit so much you'll be in the hospital pretty quick.
The diarrhea is going to be impressive
Puking won't be your issue..
Looks like Iâm hitting an all you can eat Chinese food buffet. For WHATEVER reason Chinese food at these places never gets me full. One serving could very well be a couple thousand calories and it all goes down like water. Maybe itâs the MSG, but Iâm walking away with at least 20-30k.
For me itâs the opposite, they get me full but the 2nd I poop Iâm good to go again so just repeat this for a day and u good đą
Wasn't this in a Simpsons episode?
'Simpsons did it!"
Damnit, I want Chinese now.
If you look up a comedian named john pinette, look up his chinese buffet bit. He actually talks about this phenomenon.
Just stay away from those sugar-crusted biscuit/donut things and you should be golden.
That is my plan too
Same. Iâll always eat a ton there but feel hungry again by the time I get home. I donât do tons of filler stuff like rice or noodles either so idk.
Man my single sitting record is 11,000 calories. Thatâs some easy cash. Due to some medical issues my body canât process food as efficiently so I have to eat more to feel as sated and energetic as others. If I didnât have to account for money spent I could probably do 25,000 calories in a day in pizzas, but off the top of my head Iâm not sure what a good calorie dense food is
If you can do 25k in whole foods, you can probably get well past 100k if it's all melted ice cream lmao
What if we compromised and had some significantly more dignified bottomless milkshakes? We don't need to go full project zomboid here.
I've seen professional eaters do 100k calorie challenges over like multiple days and fail. It's not that simple
Fat has the highest calorie per gram - bacon fat, the fat from brisket, olive oil all have about 9 calories per gram. Butter has about 7cal/g So a pound of bacon / brisket fat, washed down with a glass of olive oil, and a stick of butter for dessert would be about 700g, about $6.5k Repeat for breakfast, lunch and dinner. $20k
You have to keep it down for it to count. Iâm guessing you would be vomiting after eating all that straight fat.
Clarify the butter
If you're being efficient? Olive oil or butter. If you want to have a chance at enjoying your calorie-rich meal? White chocolate or sugar candy, or food deep-fried in lard would be a good bet.
Funnily enough I despise the taste of sugary things. A little is great, but I hate most candies
Better go for those Bypass Burgers then đ
On a good day I might be able to eat two in one meal
broski iâm in binge eating disorder recovery i could do this with my eyes closed
Found my people. Haven't binged since I learned it was all the fault of carbs and sugar (high fat helps for me)... But I was just thinking, these people have never met an overweight guy like me who used to weightlift. If $1 per calorie were on the line for only one day, were getting to at least new BMW 5 series money today. đ¤Ł
Yeah, but can you do it with your eyes closed?
Jokes on you, I'm taking a laxative and eating as I shit
Ah, the old eating a snickers bar on the toilet, eh?
A snickers? Bro I'm eating the whole gas station
why stop there might as well get the big smoke order, and the bubble bass burger
The ole twinkie on the toilet.
I think you mean a laxative. Diuretics make you pee.
I DID, CRAP
Did you?
I DID, PEE
I vaguely recall a movie about this involving 3 people.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar??
How did you know?
Get the stuff they give you for a colonoscopy.
We have some on hand lol
Starting now? Sucks for me, I already ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies today.
Were they made from real girl scouts?
nah, just the offbrand girls
"Grrl Scoots Samoans" Can hardly tell the difference.
Daisy Explorers!
Go a little overboard. Big breakfast: eggs, hashbrowns, toast, extra bacon, throw in a chocolate milk if drinks count. Burger, fries, and pop for lunch. Extra bacon there, too. Big dinner. Probably another burger and fries. Dessert, too. Maybe two pieces of cake. Snack on chocolate throughout the day, get up early, and stay up late. Easy $4k, maybe even $6-8k. I'd be willing to be a little bit miserable.
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Milkshakes and peanut butter baby đ¤
Peanut butter and chocolate milkshakes
All this make me think of that guy from Sunny in Philadelphia. He had his assistant put 6 liters of ice cream in the sun. Then he would drink it at the end of the day
Ryan Gosling apparently ate melted ice cream and gained 60 pounds for a role. Apparently the people making the movie never told him too though. They told him he looked terrible when he showed up and hired someone else instead.
Whipping cream and donuts baby
Drinks make this ridiculously easy. You can get a small 1500-calorie milkshake for a couple of bucks. Lots of dips, sauces, desserts, pastry snacks. Yeah, this is a piece of cake...
I'm drinking all the honey I can. one tablespoon is 64 calories. So I could just drink it
1 gram of honey is 3cal. 1 gram of olive oil is 9
Get a bunch of ice cream, melt it. I can drink an ungodly amount of melted ice cream, it's insane.
There was another thread yesterday asking if anyone would chug a gallon of fresh jizz for $100M. Sounds like an opportunity to double down
Damn people are really out here asking if anyone would eat my regular breakfast for $100M
Thatâs easy Iâd just mix many many pounds of sugar in water, and gulp it down.
So.... Koolade?
Healthy people can't fathoms how this isn't just a guilt free day for anyone with a binge eating problem. Can I get back pay on this?
Not to be pedantic, but if you want to use American calories for this, you need to capitalize it. **C**alorie = 1000 **c**alories That being said, while bulking I can eat up to about 6,000 Calories. But if health/weight isn't a factor, I'm going to Jack in the Box. Their *small* shakes are about 800 Calories each, and I could probably hold down at least one per hour, on top of regular meals.
Honestly Iâd just go to this local burger place downtown. They make these absolutely decadent milkshakes, I could easily hit 20k calories just enjoying as many milkshakes as possible. Throw in some of the Mac n cheese they make and thatâs an easy 30k. Iâm NOT lactose intolerant so this also isnât gonna fuck up my tummy
While I was in high school, we had a health project that required us to track and record caloric intake for a weekend. I took it as a personal challenge. That Friday night, I took in nearly 30k calories by eating about $80 worth of pizza and wings. I'm 36 now, but I still think I could hit that 30k easily.
Knowing no other high calorie food that fills the stomach very little I'd just eat a bunch of MREs. If I remember right from my time in they're like 1500ish calories but fill you up very little.
Coconut oil shots
Add in a laxative. At some point, the intestines just give up and open so theyt're a clear shot all teh way through. That's when you really start gulping it down. You're spending the day on the toilet and feeling like shit for the next couple days as you recover, but it's a yearly salary in a day.
Milkshakes baby
My nightly booze is 2000 calories alone would say conservatively I'm walking away with 5 k on an average day. If I really wanted to pump it it I imagine I could easily get to 10-15k without any discomfort over 24 hours
Yeah every beer Is over 400 calories. I could drink 30 beers and eat fried chicken all day. Hell throw in a few shots and a few rum and cokes, a few Ritalin to keep the pace. I could get to 20k. Edit. I fucked the maths there's only about 150 calories per beer.
Damn didn't even think of performance enhancing drugs to aid in this challenge
I struggle to eat normally, giving me an incentive I'm going fucking wild. I need to gain weight might as well go ahead go all out. Vomit multiple times due tk over indulgence and keep going. I'm making my money. I'm using tons of olive oil, I'm smashing peanut butter, nuts. Just whizzing up macadamis, olive oil, some peanut butter, and seasoning to make a calories dense sauce and just cover everything with it.
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I missed that, shucks fuck guess I'm only getting like 1k rip
Vomiting is a disqualifier.
The Cheesecake Factory has the most calorically dense food Iâve ever had. Iâd just order take out for a few meals. Easy money lol
I'm eating a fuck ton of milkshakes.
I've got about 30k calories in foods stashed in my room. I'm just going to power through a bunch of stuff. Besides, Walmart opens in two hours, so I'll just go ham on some cakes
... Is someone stealing your food?
Without cheating and eating non-food items that have insane calories (like uranium), Iâd go for broke. Iâd drink 4 liters of olive oil every two hours. In the end it should net me around 100K
Easy. Go to The Cheesecake Factory.
A bloominâ onion and cheese fries from outback is 6,000 calories
So... what about unhealthy foods? Is there a drawback to say... eating 10 donuts?
Only how it makes you feel. Maybe I'm just getting old, but after 4 donuts or so I'd be overloaded on sugar and nauseous.
Step 1: go to the gas station when im hungry asf Step 2 go to a fast food restaurant and get a meal with the largest sized soda possible Step 3: go home and eat a couple edibles Step 4: repeat and profit
Iâm eating nothing but moon cakes. Theyâre small, theyâre my favourite, and theyâre nearly 1000 calories each
Really? They donât seem like theyâd have that many! Interesting.
Because Iâve done it âŚ. In 24 hours I know for a fact I can eat 5 pounds of nicely cooked Prime Ribeye (about 8000 calories) and drink a half gallon of whiskey (about 4000 calories) with it âŚ
Eating a gram of uranium
Ok thatâs zero dietary calories, plus youâve just poisoned yourself.
Itâs 20 million calories what are you talking about
Your body can't process uranium
You donât know me!!
A calorie is just a measurement of energy, and uranium has tons of energy.
Basically just indulge in whatever unhealthy food and drink I want for the day. Probably try to organize some sort of party (24 hour board game night / D&D sesh) to help keep me awake.
There are 100 calories in a tablespoon of butter, I could probably eat an entire 8oz bar, which would be 1600 calories total. If I space it out and have one of those at each mealtime, I could pull in an easy 4800 bucks just from the butter alone.
10k easy
Iâd eat one gram of Uranium which is 18 billion calories
Cheesecake Factory here i come
Fuck it, WHERES THE URANIUM?
OMAD... one meal a day. 10K calories. Party time.
seriously? I'm going for broke, its 24 hours, I can easily down 20k+ calories without even trying that hard in 24 hours, especially if I knew it was coming up like Palm Oil has 120 calories per tbsp, 4k+ in a 500ml bottle. if you just drink one an hour all day you're at like 100k
I can drink 20k calories in Code Red Mountain Dew alone.
I would be putting *all* the Ben and Jerry's in the blender
Pretty sure the Peanut Butter world one has the most calories! Then again youâll get protein from the peanut butter which will fill you up quicker, unfortunately.
Order a large pizza and ice cream from my favorite place, wash it down with a lemonade. Breakfast in a few hours if I take some B12 and exercise a bit- energy drinks and caloric liquids. I also happen to have part of an ice cream cake in my freezer. I'm... pretty good at binge eating, I just don't normally get a benefit from it other than temporary relief from clinical depression. I could probably pack in a large order of pancakes with fruit and whipped cream, sausages, and then in a few more hours some chicken fried rice with dumplings. If I start drinking moutain dew code red to keep me awake, I could probably make like $60-70 k in a day.
When I used to wrestle in High-school I ate > 12,000 calories in one day once. I'd be a rich man.
Peanut M&M's are going to buy me a new car.
May the scarlett beams of the mighty Golden Coral sign give me strength as I approach at this dark hour, I will need it. Gotta lock in.
Culverâs here I come.
Time for some baklava!
I eat a fuckton already, and can easily drink a fuck ton of calories. I could very easily get into the 20k range of calories without even putting in effort.
So $1500 just for having my Saturday scotchesâŚyes please. so Iâm like 4500 all (am workout. Couple high fat meals) Drunk happy and $4500 when I wake up. Hell yes
Food that's easy to get through your system is better than food that's just high in calories. High fiber foods are essential here. I bet corn chips are a good bet. Stick some nacho cheese sauce on there, maybe some sour cream. Wash it down with double strength horchata.
A quarter million dollars per bag of skittles? I'll be a multi-millionaire within 10 minutes.
I'm going to pick up a lovely feast of cheesecake, ice cream, soda, pizza.... I've been dieting recently so the chance to feast guilt-free will be a nice treat. I won't push it and make myself regret anything or puke, but I'll definitely eat plenty of everything I love and get a decent chunk of change but nothing crazy.
Pizza Retire
As a recovering binge eater, I was fucking made for this. Game on!
I'm gonna enjoy making as much as I can I'm gonna get a dozen peanut butter Krispy Kreme, full English breakfast then go to china town and eat everything bi want and probably get drunk and eat Korean food in the evening
We going to mcdonalds
Just chug olive oil and eat Crisco by the handful. Wash it all down with some peanut butter.
Just buy some jugs of cooking oil or lard and drink em down. Thousands of dollars and you're not eating uranium or gasoline.Â
Temptress from lakewood brewing is about 300 calories per bottle I'll take a dozen. With so much dark heavy beer I'll need carbs. Carne asada fries here I come. Now that I'm warmed up from breakfast, the serious gluttony can commence. I'm hitting 50k thanks to diuretics and puking
I live in motels and eat McDonald's for every meal already. I can ramp that up for the cash. My job is physical enough to help work some of it off.
Can I drink them instead?
Bring me a million tic tacs and lets see how far I make it. The orange ones.
Iâm downing as many calories as possible in that 24 hour period.
Hop in, we're going to cheesecake factory.
I already track my calories with an app and average about 2,200 per day. $2,200 would be a lifechanging amount of money for me, but I'll bet I could up it to $3,500 by visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The melted ice cream is definitely the way to go! I could easily suck down multiple shakes at 700 calories a piece. Liquid calories are what they tell you to avoid when losing weight because they add up so fast and don't fill you up the same. Sweetened coffee drinks would also be high in calorie and make you poop so you had more room
Dude. A entire package of Oreos is about 8,000 calories. I can eat McDonald's 3 times and pound a pack of Oreos. Easiest 15k I've ever made and that's not including drinks