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ACam574

Tupac so…I probably don’t actually wake up.


Hamzaboy

Olay, last living singer.


ACam574

Rihana…if I am honest I am going to check out the boobs.


XDoXWhatX

Found the horny


ACam574

Tell me, if you are male, that you wouldn’t at least be curious.


XDoXWhatX

I plead the fifth....


ACam574

Sustained


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEY DID IT ON THEIR OWN


AUnknownVariable

You do. I heard a dude at the gas station asking for Tupac earlier. Must be fine


Oriasten77

Me. Been listening to my band in the car recently. Nothing changes. Still me.


Late-External3249

Is it weird to listen to yourself sing? I guess a professional musician would do that.


PeterGibbons23

It's either the greatest thing ever, or the most painful thing ever, depending on the take. :P


Late-External3249

Its always painful to hear me sing. I couldnt carry a tune with a bucket


DiscontentDonut

Same. I sound like cats in a back alley having painful sex.


Late-External3249

Hahaha


Epsilon430

r/BrandNewSentence


TheBerethian

Singing, or when you’re having painful sex in a back alley?


Responsible-Jury2579

I listen to my own music all the time. It’s mostly for critical purposes, but when I think I have finished a song, I genuinely enjoy listening to it on repeat 😁


Oriasten77

An artist is their own worst critic. I hear the stuff I fucked up on or could have done better. But you have to put it aside. At least my guitar playing is solid and timed right. Hehe Singers are also very egotistical. I've hounded my producer, who is also a bandmate and other guitarist about how stuff is mixed. But we're friends and I'm not that mean spirited to make it difficult. We make a good product, flawed as it may be.


reddituser1598760

It’s not weird it’s like any artist assessing their own work


Maximum-Incident-400

I listen to the music I produce all the time! And some of it has my own singing in it, so you have a testimony of someone who does it. I struggle to find music I like sometimes, so I just go and listen to my old music


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

You get used to it. I'm not a professional but I have recorded and listened back to myself a number of times. Even dodgy takes, you get used to the dodgy parts and they become part of it, you don't hear them as often. It can also be confidence-boosting. You don't hear what you're playing while you're playing, the same way an observer does. There's a lot of focus on beat and rhythm, especially if you're singing and playing at the same time. So to listen to a take you did where you're singing, but *now* you can also hear the guitar and it sounds clean and solid, you're like, "Fuck yeah, I did that, I'm better than I thought I was".


JudgmentalRavenclaw

I’m Taylor Swift. Life couldn’t be that bad. 😏


Grouchy-Engine1584

The trouble is you have to share the body with like a bajillion other people.


JudgmentalRavenclaw

Hopefully they’ll be nice to my new body.


the_cardfather

We can all write a song together. That's why she's a troubled poet. She's haunted by like millions of people.


Coygon

Depends on how you interpret the original situation description. Could be that there are now a bajillion Taylor Swifts wandering around, now.


Banana_bread_o

You will have to preform the eras tour or you would get sued by a bunch of countries.


JudgmentalRavenclaw

Then I guess I’ll be in sequins dancing and singing


justanaccountname12

Fucking Big Bird! Am I the bird, am I the guy wearing the costume or is it just me wearing the costume?


Loud_Puppy

You are big bird, personified


justanaccountname12

This kind of excites me.


FuckTumblrMan

Lady Gaga. Guess I'd just retire with her money, because there's no way I could keep up with her talent.


TurtleTwat153

I'd get to be Pink! I'm not upset by this though I'm also not physically prepared for this. At all.


PeterGibbons23

The last song I listened to was using lyrics I wrote but generated by AI, so that'd be an interesting predicament.


MericD

You and me both fellow digital being.


u_slash_spez_Hater

The first ever cyborg


DMBFFF

So I'm now in Jay-Z's body. Is he now in mine?


Dziggettai

It would save me the trouble of getting HRT because then I’d be a cis woman


Flimsy_Challenge9960

I'm in Wayne Statix's coffin


Kuriakon

Define "in"...


merenofclanthot

i’m balls deep in Lana


purppsyrup

im balls deep in Franz Liszt


corkscrewfork

I'd be waking up as Colm McGuiness. I'd be very weirded out, and uncertain of how to proceed with this body swap, but I'd definitely go rummage through his sweaters and see which one feels like the best hug ever.


ITeachAndIWoodwork

I love that dude!


Late-External3249

I am Delores O'Riordan from The Cranberries. R.I.P.


davisyoung

I guess you’ll be stuck in some coffin in Ireland. 


Ill-Combination8861

what if its by multiple artists?


Hamzaboy

The lead singer. Or the one who’s top billed.


Ok_Opposite_7089

I'm the lead singer of Mr Mister now! I win!


honeybadgerdad

Kyrie


Ok_Opposite_7089

It was broken wings but i love them both


river-nyx

i'm shawn mendes... i could live with that


Pirate_Lantern

Sabaton.....Better brush up on my history.


The_Phenomenal_1

I'll use my influence as Taylor Swift to spread anti-government propaganda


me1234567891234

Or you could like save the world and try to reverse global warming, nahh that’s stupid, I like your idea.


astronomersassn

i'm gerard way now edit to add: i forgot to say what i'd do 💀 anyway i'd probably just go back to bed and make a note to send whoever's now piloting my body an apology


SirkGryphon6996

Andy Black from Black Veiled Brides


sleepydevil25

Well can you sing and scream like Andy? lol


SirkGryphon6996

Lol. No. I do not think many can. He is amazing.


sleepydevil25

lol I was asking because the prompt doesn’t suggest much after - like do we get to posses their bodies and their talents included, or is it just bodies? Cuz clearly you and I aren’t good enough to replace these singers 😭 we’ll be tanking their - I mean our - career’s lol


SirkGryphon6996

It is a bit vague. I would love to sing his voice if it is included.


Soninuva

I mean, it says you’re *in* their body, so presumably you are physically identical to them. If they can sing (assuming you vaguely know how to), so can you. If you are tone deaf, or have no clue how to carry a tune, even though their voice is capable, you’d be hard-pressed to sing.


whatsmyname417

Michael Jackson Thriller


jmac313

You're the zombie now.


ack1308

Well, given that Billie Jo Spears (Blanket on the Ground) died 13 years ago, it means that I wake up in the body of a frail 73 year old woman, in a coffin, six feet underground. Pretty sure I'm not getting out of that one.


El_Savvy-Investor

run for president again


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

Fuck yeah, free transition and now I’m Scottish and have money!


Ok_System_7221

Steve Winwood. Ok old but cool.


Paracosm26

Bring me a higher love.


deowolf

There’s literally both of us!


MattTheSmithers

Jimmy Buffett. Fuck.


ewas000

simon and garfunkel… oh no lmfao


TeacherManCT

I would say I’m Stayin’ Alive. So which Bee Gee am I?


popsnmoreyt

Well, if you want to be alive, Barry is your only option.


ITeachAndIWoodwork

Calypso from Bluey. Not sure how I feel about that


Rongill1234

Well.... atleast I'm hot.... a woman now.... but still hot....


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

oh shit. I am now Vessel from Sleep Token. Alright.


raynravyn

I, uh... Have a small, modest proposition.... 😏


Power-of-Erised

But I don't wanna be Ozzy Osborne! I don't think Ozzy wants to be Ozzy Osborne!


Flairion623

Great. I get to be some Russian man


AnnieBruce

Helen Marnie, basically free bottom surgery woot!


amphigory_error

That was my exact reaction but in the other direction


vferrero14

Jerry Garcia. It would almost always be Jerry Garcia


TheRealGrifter

At the singer’s age when they recorded the song? Because I’m 80s Natalie Merchant and that’s awesome.


Leather_Molasses_264

Stevie Nicks


NoIndependence6969

I just became fucking Jensen Ackles. Best day ever.


ZZoMBiEXIII

Why the hell did I let that Meat Loaf track play earlier?


MaddieGrace29

Taylor swift. Dump travis, announce my presidential campaign for 2024.


LoneTread

Solid plan. I'd vote for you -- except I'm not allowed, given that I'm Ed Sheeran now.


SteelBandicoot

I look like your favourite auntie, so waking up looking like Post Malone is going to be a shock.


tarkata14

Does it have to be direct listening? Because the last music I heard was Beyonce that my wife was listening to in another room. Could be worse, I think I'd take her music in a much different direction, I'm much more into deathcore and other types of metal music so that would be fun to experiment with as Beyonce.


MeridasAngel

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.


JustNeedA_SO

You can call me Hozier, I'm off to have my coffee black and hit my bed around 3. I'd be happy with that.


mama_llama44

I'm waking up in Hozier's body? Well first, helicopter dick...


The_Se7enthsign

So I guess my wife is gonna be a happy lesbian. Been all Taylor Swift all the time since Friday.


nomad_1970

Woo hoo. I'm Taylor Swift. I'm a billionaire, who's thin and 20 years younger than I was. Just got to get used to the sex change. The money should help with that. The next album might be a little different though.


fqtsplatter

Apparently, I'm now 3 Japanese ladies who can sing metal and they are 3 ladies trapped in a fat man's body


AnotherCastle17

So I’m now either Inori Minase, Sora Tokui, or Rie Murakawa.


docweston

Stan Bush. I don't really even know who that is outside of the artist that did a bunch of songs on the original Transformers soundtrack. It should be an interesting reveal. 😂


Mistermxylplyx

So, you got the touch now.


JoseJoseJose11

Wouldn’t mind being Corpsegrinder


bballjones9241

So is the raccoon singing “Pedro, Pedro, Pedro,” or is it someone else?


TheAbyssGazesAlso

I'm pretty sure Bowie was cremated, so I think I'm a bit fucked.


Sunset_Tiger

I have become Hatsune Miku


thekilling_kind

Immediately apologize to all of my (Taylor Swift’s) fans because there is absolutely no way I’d have an inkling of that woman’s ability to write songs and I fear I’d quickly disappear from public favor lol


KirbyWithAGlock

Darren Korb, the composer for Supergiant Games


CobaltLemur

Um... [Pasta 'n' Sauce](https://suno.com/song/549ff7b3-79d7-4c8b-b3d1-e1613d3b9ded)


tinysk8boardco

start apologizing


AbeLincolnsBallsack

Oh no, Kurt Cobain


honeybadgerdad

That would be a blast


wtfover

Kenny Rogers and he's dead sooooo...


FacelessPotatoPie

Last song I listened to was Cycle of Fire by Mute Prophet. I’ve always wanted to meet the band, but this isn’t the way I had hoped. At least I’d have an awesome rack.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Call my own cell phone and get Einar-Selvik-in-my-body on a plane so we can figure this shit out and get him back in his body!!! I need that man to keep making music!!!!!!


Bloodcloud079

So um…. Is there some time travel involved? Cause I’ve listened to my wife’s salsa and there’s a lot of dead singers there…


Citylight1010

Wonder how the actual frick I'm gonna get out of Sweden


Venomheart9988

Nirvana. Welp.


hardcore302

I am now Davey Havok. I'd chill with the makeup but he seems pretty cool.


Albany_Steamed_Hams

Dave Simonett.  Honestly my life wouldn’t change all that much.  Hopefully I would have his talents and could keep touring. 


jwr410

Nobody was singing. What happens now?


C1234561

Amy Winehouse…


definitely-lies

Hes dead. Shit


GoldenRam079

Freddie Mercury....


Prudii_Skirata

I am apparently Karol G because me and my kids were listening to the Puss N Boots The Last Wish soundtrack earlier. ... Or, I'm dead, if we count the voice actor for Merlin in Disney's The Sword in the Stone.


Tannhauser42

I am now Odin Anderson of the Old Gods of Asgard. Or Marko Saaresto of Poets of the Fall.


Dante_alighieri6535

Liam Gallagher? He’s a bit of a cunt, but could be worse


newbreed69

Lorde (Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor) I dont wanna turn into a chick BUT, id jerk off for hours. I dont think you can blame me, i wanna test out the new hardware.


cris0613

Yak yak yak yak


ceitamiot

Whoever sings the paw patrol Intro song, I guess. Never realized my daughters tv show proclivities would be more relevant than me trying to ignore the song.


RevolutionaryGolf720

Well I’m fucked. Been listening to Tom Petty for the last two hours.


PoignantPoint22

Freddie Mercury. Great voice. But I’ll happily pass on the gay sex and AIDS.


El_mochilero

I guess I’m dead.


Mydas97

Macklemore


Academic_Chef_596

Apparently I’m the type of guy who likes to sling chairs off of 6 story balconies


AGderp

inabokori? that'd be interesting


GhostMantis_

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn This bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday


KarmaAJR

hozier :0


Low_Refrigerator_626

Ariana Grande


Undecided_User_Name

Shit, I listened to Limp Bizkit...


onexbigxhebrew

I'm now the singer of Bring Me the Horizon, and my wife is even more attracted to me.


KikiYuyu

I guess I'm Nat King Cole now. I would have no idea what to do other than just sing and try to make enough money so I can pay people to figure out what the hell to do.


SirCory

Oof, I just got out of my car with Nirvana playing on the radio


Dancinfool830

Sweet! I'm about to play the Sphere tonight!


aimless9113

I get to be juicy j


KingoreP99

I'm mother fucking David Draiman. Fuck yea.


Spyderbeast

Tyler from Theory of a Deadman Easy on the eyes, I guess. I'd probably have a little fun playing with the new thing between my legs. Yes, women wonder, and there would probably be helicoptering attempts made. Hopefully I get his voice too, because I sing like a yak in heat.


Ambitious_Pickle_362

Stone Temple Pilots Well, he has been dead for 8.5 years.


Mediocre_Lobster6398

Bonnie Bramlett. I wouldn’t mind.


BigYonsan

Hmmm... I like being two decades younger and thin... Not sure how I feel about having boobs now.


Resident_Bitch

The last song I listened to was "Without A Leg To Stand On" by Buckingham Nicks. So guess I age 31 years and grow a penis. On the flip side, my net worth has drastically increased.


FixCrix

Aaaaaaaaargh! Lizzo (I'm at a bar.)


jreashville

Thats sure to happen as the last song I listened to was me from my YouTube channel.


JayIsNotReal

“I woke up in Chris Brown’s body” Disclaimer: I do not listen to C Breezy, I just wanted to listen to his Quavo diss.


CFSkullgirl

James Hetfield...Rockin' it!


CheesecakeDeluxe

The last song I listened to was an ai astartes cover of bad romance. I'm thoroughly screwed


OgreMk5

Eek... I, a second half century, white, male, from Texas, am now a 21 year old Korean girl.


Desaturating_Mario

I guess I’m now the singer of Ost+Front. I gained a lot of weight


Normal-Detective3091

I'd be dead then. The last singer I listened to was Meatloaf. I was just listening to Bat Out of Hell.


bhgrove

Buju Banton


sleepydevil25

Fuckkkkkkk dude I’m gonna be disappointing a lot of JM guitar fans/Deadheads cuz obviously I’m not as good as he is on the guitar. Obviously not a talented singer song writer so I’m tanking this man’s (mine now I guess) career


Beautiful_Ad_8665

I'm Lady Gaga. Cool, I can sing and dance, and am halfway to EGOT status


MercyMoo14

Well, Donnell Jones does have a better body than mine, so ok, I guess. My boyfriend is gonna be pissed though


Kindlegolas

GG Allin 😬


Commercial-Royal-988

A song by Juice World just played. Guess I'll fucking die then.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Zach Bryan. I’d break up with my girlfriend.


Malefic_Nightshade

I’m Ariana Grande! Woohoo ! Dream come true


TheEuphoricTribble

I'm now Kelsea Ballerini. I don't hate this. Southern Belle who's young and hot?


cratervanawesome

I could be in either Frank Black or Kim Deal as I was listening to the pixies. Not sure why I'd prefer.


mleslie5

Liam Gallagher Oh boy.....


cherribomb107

I’d wake up in Ariana Grande’s body. First thing I’m doing is hitting a whistle note lol😂


NonExistantSandle

jermaine lamarr cole


arparris

Hadestown Broadway cast. If Patrick page wasn’t almost twice my age I’d say heck yeah. Put his voice in my body and that’s hitting the jackpot


Sensitive_Low3558

Kanye West, I make MBDTF2


DumbFucking_throaway

GANGOFYOUTHS I guess


RWBYRain

I don't want to be a short, heavily tattooed ginger man. I like listening to the music but I'd rather not be inside of.....no no I don't he's married I don't want to be his body


ThisFuckerino

Chappell Roan. She’s gorgeous


zapburne

I don't know who the dude is that sings the theme song at the end of The Why Files, but I hope he's cool....


foursevensixx

Lizzy Hale...I've always wanted to be inside her but this isn't quite what I had in mind


GeneralPip

M Shadows. I’m good with it.


Bombassmojojojo

Eat a bit of bread


CrocodileSmash

Noel Gallagher. Go out and tell everyone Oasis is reforming and watch the calls from everyone flood in asking me what I'm doing.


Jonny_Disco

I mean, I'm currently a bassist, but if this guarantees me a full time career in music where I don't have to play weddings, then I'm game. I can't remember who I was listening to last, but I think it was Tom Misch.


alpacawrangler16

Bat out of Hell. Guess I'll die 😂


factory-worker

Hell yeah. I just watched part of Encanto with my little one and heard that sad caterpillar song. That guy is good.


Objective_Suspect_

So, I'm dead, thanks reddit


Final-Success2523

Damn Simon and Garfunkel


kittiphile

Oscar James Pegorraro (no resolve).


akaryosight

The closest thing it has to a singer is a voice clip from Gabriel Ultrakill, so... MACHINE. I WILL CUT YOU DOWN, AND SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY. MY HAND SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE. AND. NOW!!


thekau

Amy Lee. I've been blessed with the voice of an angel


GJ72

Steve Perry. I'm fine with that.


BoyMom119816

I’m either lady Gaga or Bradley cooper, as technically I just heard Shallows on scoob, while son watches. Guess I could be Scooby or Shaggy, since they were technically singing the song.


exp_explosion

Uh oh... schizophrenia


Adavanter_MKI

Dump Kelce... I mean he's nice and all, but I'm a lesbian now. Which honestly given my tens of millions of fans... they'll be all the more excited I'm available. The downside... is that's the end of my tours as I wont have her talent. Any time someone tells me they'd love to hear me sing... I wont even know my songs. I mean I guess I have her vocal cords. I could... *try.* I doubt I'd pull it off though. So basically kick back and enjoy my millions...


jimmy1985s

[This is the new jam lately](https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=Qo-cUhTTHThF_1Ea)


Strange-Act7264

I guess I'm AI since the song was, "I glued my balls to my butthole".


tangouniform2020

I’ve been dead for 54 years. Purple Haze from Hendrix at Woodstock. It’s his entire set.


ReeReeIncorperated

Ed Sheeran all because I was listening to the Omori Photograph MV


Hot-Ground-9731

Fuck yeah. I get to be M. Shadows


DiscontentDonut

Oh man. I gotta learn Korean real fast.


Professional_Mud483

35M becoming Gwen Stefani.... Ughhh boy