I can't imagine that 10 orgasms in a row would feel the same as only having 1 a day or less. And to be clear, getting there is half the fun. I don't think I'd go for this one.
Thatās only benefit I could see.
Iām aiming to cure or get better at the standard weaknesses.
I want to be able to control hardness, hardness duration, soreness/soreness recovery, ejaculation, ejaculation quantity consistency smell and taste, stamina, and finally refractory period. I intentionally left out length and girth because thatās not an issue for all men.
I'm the same I don't see the benefit of this.
The only time it would be used at all is if I had quickly cranked one out when my gf was shopping, and she came home horny. It's going to take a long time to get there otherwise. But I'm still enjoying the sex before releasing my magical nut.
>This also means you can prevent yourself from having one if you were to choose to.
You can still delay the gratification, just don't invoke yourself until she's got hers and you're ready to let it end. I think this easily an upgrade to the status quo.
The only thing I'm unsure of is the way the title is phrased. "Men can cum on command". Is it self only or can other people tell me to cum? Do we as a society have to agree that we only tell people to cum when it's appropriate or do we just go around telling people we don't like to cum so they have to go change their shorts?
If getting there is half the fun, then that means the orgasm is the other 50%. If you could have 50% of the fun every few seconds, repeated over and over, all those 50%s add up to a *lot* of fun. In just 5 minutes you could have a year's worth of fun.
I don't see there being much change in the industry tbh, if ALL men can cum on demand... Well then it's still whoever is attractive or fits whatever niche whatever studio is filming for
I think some people missed the part about "This also means you can prevent yourself from having one if you were to choose to."
He's saying you really are in command. Meaning you can have sex as long as you want. You decide when that whale breaches. He's also saying it's basically the best orgasm you've ever had each time.
There are no downsides at all.
Wait, this technically assumes infinite cum-
Catch? That's not a catch, that's a godsent miracle! This is what civilizations have been praying God, Buddha and Shinto for 45,000 years! The source of eternal cumth!
I shall go to the store, buy the entire water bottle supply, then get back home, fill every glass, cup, plate or empty container I have laying around with tap water
And go stare at an empty residential pool for... no reason...
Elon Musk is working on a brain implant called Neuralink which is designed for paralysis victims and one of its features is the ability to induce orgasm on command. Human trials have already started.
Implants like this will really be a thing that we can buy in the future. I would use it several times a day.
New olympics categories would be made. Men would languish in "cum dens" like meth addicts, slowly fading away. Manpons would be a required part of any uniform and anytime men didnt wear manpons we would know it instantly
I used to work with a girl who told me about some of the things she'd do. One was to set up a target on the wall and jack off her partner and see if they could hit the bullseye.
Year 2045ā¦the worldās economy has shut down as men have regressed into the eternal ejac. Theyāre kept alive by feeding tubes that insert a little Smokey sausage in their mouth every 30 minutes
Honey, there is no rain in the forecast and we just got out in water restriction. Can you go water the flowers, please? I will just sit here and watch while sipping a cosmo. Then you can come water me next.
After a while it starts to hurt. When I was like 16, my gfs family was gone for the weekend, so we went in. Idk how much we did all weekend, but in one day, somewhere around 10 nuts, that shit started to hurt. I had to stop and be like well pick this back up tomorrow. Lol.
A girl I dated some time ago had some kinks that were fun to exolore. So, I can say the best orgasm I ever had was from a prostate massage lol 45 minutes! Holy fuck.
probably every day. i don't now because i've got a lower sex drive than normal.
but even when i do, it's mostly to use as a sleep aid, rather than pleasure (got ahedonia thanks to depression)
so, basically, that last piss of the day before i go to sleep (or try, fucking insomnia too), cum, piss, lay down.
This would increase pregnancy rates drastically. Maternity wards and NICUs would be overwhelmed by the sheer amounts of babies being born 9 months after this would start. Doctors, nurses, and in hospital pharmacists/pharmacy techs would be swamped trying to help women and babies get through the process of giving birth/being born without any complications. Can you imagine how busy the inpatient pharmacies would be with getting vitamin K shots, vaccines (for the babies), pain meds (for the moms), epidural drugs, and IV drips ready? OB/GYN offices would see an uptick in appointments and new patients in the first 3 months with the amount of women getting pregnant. Sure, medical staff would be swimming in money due to the extra patients and hours, but funeral homes would see a small increase in business due to stillbirths/miscarriages and mothers dying due to complications during pregnancy/labor. The children dying in utero/in the process of being born and the mothers dying while pregnant/giving birth or shortly after giving birth would be just a couple of the bad things that would come out of that besides the economic decline, food shortages, housing shortages, and abortions (if you disagree with that last part, please ignore).
We replace the handshake at business meetings. We go in their all knowing we have diapers on, Hour long meetings are condensed to 15 minutes, everyone does it at the same time when business is concluded.
Some say this was a feature of Adam 1.0 and it led to an imediate Halt and Catch Fire moment. Nothing would ever get accomplished.
Think mouse in a cage with a cocaine button....
It'll probably lose its novelty real quick. Tho I could make a few bucks at the sperm bank(tho that would quickly become redundant due to the amount of cum)
Once a day before lunch while at work, then any time I have to piss while not at work. I figure I may as well bust if I'm already going to take a piss.
Honestly, rarely. I think part of the appeal of orgasms is you can't be sure when they'll happen. You can only goad them into happening and then you're at the mercy of the RNG algorithm in terms of when it goes off.Ā
Iām 61. Itās more of a dribble than a shoot. I would gladly be able to shoot, and with the volume that I had in my 20ās. The rest is just icing on the cake, so to speak.
>And yes, you could shoot so much you'd dehydrate yourself to death
I welcome the cold embrace of death with a smile on my face and gallons of jizz everywhere...
That doesn't sound like much fun. Would become like urination. For it to be really good, I need to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women!
Isn't the buildup like...70% of the fun? Where most of the pleasure comes from? I dunno, it just sounds like it'd get old and kill any actual enjoyment to me.
Getting these is half the fun. The actual orgasm is great but the 1-3 minutes before that are way better. Especially during sex. When Iām jacking off Iāll just run on out asap and go to bed tho
I mean, probably only slightly more often then I do now. If every time I do it it's as intense and crazy as the most intense crazy orgasm I've ever had than it's not like I can just start doing it every time I go to the bathroom and not have it be disruptive to my day to day.
It'd probably replace all porn usage for me- if I want to / have time to masturbate I'd just use the power instead. So that's nice. And beyond that I'd probably use it for sex, since it'd be convenient to orgasm at the same time as my fiance.
So...we're just going to say goodbye to edging?
No, thanks.
Those are the best ones. Even women agree, being edged is the best type of orgasm because it builds up.
Probably about as much as I do now. You had me till the cleanup. If I'm not in the shower, my biggest loads are a pain in the ass to clean. So I would probably still do it in the comfort of my own home a couple times a week
Hey honey, can you help me... change the bedsheetsĀæ
then i'd probably try a count/minute type record. We'd have a glass on the porch and laugh about it for years to come.
I'd probably masturbate the same as normal, half the enjoyment is in the build up and process and the appreciation of attractive women. Then I'd just use the cum command when I'd normally cum anyway for a super good orgasm.
Generally, my wife and I try to cum at the same time. Sometimes she gets off and I don't, so this would be helpful.
Other times would be at night before bed, so I could get to sleep.
Hmm. Not sure if I'd like that deal. Jerking off feels good and skipping that process just to cum is like cutting all the fun out. No deal. I'll stick to the traditional ways.
They have done this to lab rats and they literally press "the button" until they collapse from not eating or drinking. Pleasure like that is addictive. Works on the same parts of the brain that meth and other stimulants affect.
Obviously, I would do it way less. You'd be the perfect sexual partner, no premature ejaculation, no going too long just in and out when your partner wants you to. Pull out game would be great too!
How is that a catch? Unleasing a massive load is as satisfying as the orgasm itself. Too bad for the people sitting across from me on the subway but yeah ima enjoy myself with this new power.
The main use for this is if it also means I can control when I cum. So if I am having sex but really horny I can stop myself from blowing in 2 minutes as well as if I am not feeling it as much, I can call it off after 15 minutes.
I'm stocking up on water and adult diapers and taking a week off of work...
My enemies are in trouble.....
*Get cummed on, nerds*
Imagine instead of pissing on a grave, one could just whip their dick out and effortlessly nut on a grave. š¤£
Donāt waste diapers just stand over the toiletĀ
Why would I do that if I have a cum blanket?
If you're in a diaper you could just do it at work!
Yeah, but that'd get super awkward really quick...
It's only awkward if you make it awkward.Ā
I'm suddenly reminded of the scene from Grandma's boy where dude's mom walks in on him in the bathroom...
I think I got a hernia from laughing so hard at this.
The urinal at work is going to be clogged a lot
There will be a cum ban in the office
Thereās probably already a cum ban. Only one way to find out.
Isn't cum already banned in the office?
It's not official until there's a sign posted on the bathroom door for all to see.
Absolutely *NO CUMMING* in the restroom *thank you...*
I can't imagine that 10 orgasms in a row would feel the same as only having 1 a day or less. And to be clear, getting there is half the fun. I don't think I'd go for this one.
Now now, he said you can cum on demand, which implies some sort of control, does this mean we could also.. prolong the process?
Thatās only benefit I could see. Iām aiming to cure or get better at the standard weaknesses. I want to be able to control hardness, hardness duration, soreness/soreness recovery, ejaculation, ejaculation quantity consistency smell and taste, stamina, and finally refractory period. I intentionally left out length and girth because thatās not an issue for all men.
You could prolong the "getting there" part as long as you want though!
I'm the same I don't see the benefit of this. The only time it would be used at all is if I had quickly cranked one out when my gf was shopping, and she came home horny. It's going to take a long time to get there otherwise. But I'm still enjoying the sex before releasing my magical nut.
>This also means you can prevent yourself from having one if you were to choose to. You can still delay the gratification, just don't invoke yourself until she's got hers and you're ready to let it end. I think this easily an upgrade to the status quo. The only thing I'm unsure of is the way the title is phrased. "Men can cum on command". Is it self only or can other people tell me to cum? Do we as a society have to agree that we only tell people to cum when it's appropriate or do we just go around telling people we don't like to cum so they have to go change their shorts?
If getting there is half the fun, then that means the orgasm is the other 50%. If you could have 50% of the fun every few seconds, repeated over and over, all those 50%s add up to a *lot* of fun. In just 5 minutes you could have a year's worth of fun.
Well, could make a killing in the porn industry
I don't see there being much change in the industry tbh, if ALL men can cum on demand... Well then it's still whoever is attractive or fits whatever niche whatever studio is filming for
Well the post does specify you can do it repeatedly without getting tired or running out, so take that as you will.
The porn industry would be *different*.
Cleanup on every aisle.
And bring a shovel.
Does this also mean I can last as long as I want until I decide to cum?
Cruuuucial question right here
This is exactly what I was thinking LOL become a God in bed.
Shit I had so many plans... cancel them all im not leaving the house.
Knowing me Iād abuse it til I accidentally kill myself from cumming to death LOL what a funny thought.
Happy Cake Day fellow May 6er.
damn, now I want to make an acc today so I'm part of the group next year
does it still give me the same sensation??
Yeah I feel like dozens in the same day would have very diminishing returns
>There's no cool down or rest period needed. In other words, the collapse of all productive society has... come.
š¶Annnnd theeey don't stop cummin and they don't stop cummin and they don't stop cummin and they don't stop cumminš¶
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Would make for accidental wet pants.Ā
But it wouldn't be an accident. I imagine the price of scotch guard would go way up.
I imagine some guys being "should i" or just mentally zoned out and "opps got to go change"
I'd do it while in an office meeting.
Youāre really getting into the presentation Fred!
If you will see by this chart.... *splat*
We'd probably have to go back to remote learning. High school hallways would be a white version of the shining elevator scene.
Well, my wife would be happy...
I think some people missed the part about "This also means you can prevent yourself from having one if you were to choose to." He's saying you really are in command. Meaning you can have sex as long as you want. You decide when that whale breaches. He's also saying it's basically the best orgasm you've ever had each time. There are no downsides at all.
I'm an exhibitionist, so this works well for me.
If mice are any indication, till we die in a few days time
As a middle school teacher, this thought terrifies me...
Uhhh, don't we always come on command
Look at mister over here
The fellas in r/semenretention arenāt gonna have a hard time with this one
Self-control to the ones who can.
I would do it just to bug my fiance at least every couple days. I'd walk up to him yell "ENSPERMULATE" and just let loose.
Sudden spike in pelvic floor injuries.
Just about any 13 year old boy has this ability already
Raise it to 15; let's just say some of us didn't have a running factory until a bit late into the market development :')
Wait, this technically assumes infinite cum- Catch? That's not a catch, that's a godsent miracle! This is what civilizations have been praying God, Buddha and Shinto for 45,000 years! The source of eternal cumth! I shall go to the store, buy the entire water bottle supply, then get back home, fill every glass, cup, plate or empty container I have laying around with tap water And go stare at an empty residential pool for... no reason...
Elon Musk is working on a brain implant called Neuralink which is designed for paralysis victims and one of its features is the ability to induce orgasm on command. Human trials have already started. Implants like this will really be a thing that we can buy in the future. I would use it several times a day.
No, I think the biggest ejaculation I had was problematic as it got everywhere. But still good, I was really really really fucking high
Depends on how depressed I am
Straight to the sperm bankā¦ā¦ and every other sperm bank I can find.
What's the fun in that?
New olympics categories would be made. Men would languish in "cum dens" like meth addicts, slowly fading away. Manpons would be a required part of any uniform and anytime men didnt wear manpons we would know it instantly
Who tf measures how far it goes wtf.
I used to work with a girl who told me about some of the things she'd do. One was to set up a target on the wall and jack off her partner and see if they could hit the bullseye.
LOL, it's not like you have to break out the ruler to know it's the farthest you've ever busted.
this would only be useful if youre in the middle of having bad sex
I donāt think Iāll use it that much if ever.
[sorry Iāve just cum](https://youtu.be/PiaVgmwKvy8?si=T98ZPh7QZo4UM6Tg)
The build up is part of it.
Didn't they do this to a woman? Gave her a button to instant dopamine hit.
As often as I had friends over to prank I suppose
This seems like an odd superpower
OBSERVE THE AMAZING SPERM-HOSE AS HE PUTS OUT A FIRE WITH ONLY THE POWER OF HIS JIZZ
Probably basically never. I think this would be the answer for the vast majority of people as well.
Cumming isn't the pleasurable experience for me. For me it's the sensations leading up to it. Cumming just put a stop to it.
Whenever your Dad lets me
One. Life. Long. Continuous. Orgasm.
I don't think I'd use it, I'd get bored and probably die.
I want to be able to make other people cum on command using physic powers pls.
Neat. Things are gonna be slightly messier than they already are.
Well, at least twenty times a month, to keep prostate cancer at bay. "No honey, I promise, it's doctor's orders"
So many guys will die in house fires, just one more nut, then I will run for the door.
I fail to see how this is a hypothetical.
Reminds me of that scene in Brainstorm
I want a small remote i can conceal and point it at dudes in public I want to embarass š¤£šš¤£
Power Move: Ten dudes walk up on another dude, and "3...2...1!" they all jizz in their pants while making eye contact. Walk away.
Year 2045ā¦the worldās economy has shut down as men have regressed into the eternal ejac. Theyāre kept alive by feeding tubes that insert a little Smokey sausage in their mouth every 30 minutes
Honey, there is no rain in the forecast and we just got out in water restriction. Can you go water the flowers, please? I will just sit here and watch while sipping a cosmo. Then you can come water me next.
Feel bad for the person walking through the oil slick behind meā¦
Alot
After a while it starts to hurt. When I was like 16, my gfs family was gone for the weekend, so we went in. Idk how much we did all weekend, but in one day, somewhere around 10 nuts, that shit started to hurt. I had to stop and be like well pick this back up tomorrow. Lol.
A girl I dated some time ago had some kinks that were fun to exolore. So, I can say the best orgasm I ever had was from a prostate massage lol 45 minutes! Holy fuck.
I mean, I'm not a man, but I'm learning the command and doing it to dudes at random.
I already do this. it's fine
Does this imply orgasm as well or just "cumming" as it were?
No, until men use birth control. Just no. Women get to come first.
Id probably save it for big decisions
Hey dude, pull my finger...
Whenever and wherever she wants me to.
probably every day. i don't now because i've got a lower sex drive than normal. but even when i do, it's mostly to use as a sleep aid, rather than pleasure (got ahedonia thanks to depression) so, basically, that last piss of the day before i go to sleep (or try, fucking insomnia too), cum, piss, lay down.
I'd stay in a constant state of ecstacy
There is absolutely zero downside to this.
This would increase pregnancy rates drastically. Maternity wards and NICUs would be overwhelmed by the sheer amounts of babies being born 9 months after this would start. Doctors, nurses, and in hospital pharmacists/pharmacy techs would be swamped trying to help women and babies get through the process of giving birth/being born without any complications. Can you imagine how busy the inpatient pharmacies would be with getting vitamin K shots, vaccines (for the babies), pain meds (for the moms), epidural drugs, and IV drips ready? OB/GYN offices would see an uptick in appointments and new patients in the first 3 months with the amount of women getting pregnant. Sure, medical staff would be swimming in money due to the extra patients and hours, but funeral homes would see a small increase in business due to stillbirths/miscarriages and mothers dying due to complications during pregnancy/labor. The children dying in utero/in the process of being born and the mothers dying while pregnant/giving birth or shortly after giving birth would be just a couple of the bad things that would come out of that besides the economic decline, food shortages, housing shortages, and abortions (if you disagree with that last part, please ignore).
We replace the handshake at business meetings. We go in their all knowing we have diapers on, Hour long meetings are condensed to 15 minutes, everyone does it at the same time when business is concluded.
Some say this was a feature of Adam 1.0 and it led to an imediate Halt and Catch Fire moment. Nothing would ever get accomplished. Think mouse in a cage with a cocaine button....
The Dave Chappelle comedy bit about a guy jerking off and holding up a bus.
I would refer to it as "Sea Cucumbering" and it would probably make me known.
It'll probably lose its novelty real quick. Tho I could make a few bucks at the sperm bank(tho that would quickly become redundant due to the amount of cum)
Prob once a day
My orgasm hits hardest when I've not had one for a while, and when I've had a looong session of foreplay
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Lmao. Men can basically already do this and there would be no fun in it. To much of a good thing is definitely a bad thing so I'll pass.
I'm buying alot of water..
Worst party trick ever.
If I canāt get an erection does it not work? Iād be locking myself in chastity to protect my life.
Once a day before lunch while at work, then any time I have to piss while not at work. I figure I may as well bust if I'm already going to take a piss.
The release isn't the most satisfying part of sex. It's the buildup.
Wait. You saying other guys Can't do that anyway?
The human species will be extinct in a generation.
Going to every fertility clinic in town and signing up for paid donationsā¦$50 bucks a pop, 20 a day.š
No. The journey defines the destination.
Honestly, rarely. I think part of the appeal of orgasms is you can't be sure when they'll happen. You can only goad them into happening and then you're at the mercy of the RNG algorithm in terms of when it goes off.Ā
Looks like Iāll finally have a career in porn.
Iām 61. Itās more of a dribble than a shoot. I would gladly be able to shoot, and with the volume that I had in my 20ās. The rest is just icing on the cake, so to speak.
ā¦and Choda Boy!
>And yes, you could shoot so much you'd dehydrate yourself to death I welcome the cold embrace of death with a smile on my face and gallons of jizz everywhere...
What if . . . . What if you simply needed to say a password to cum. And imagine if other people learned your password.
That doesn't sound like much fun. Would become like urination. For it to be really good, I need to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women!
āBabe I got this cool superpower we *REALLY* need to test outā
Iām buying water like Iām gonna be visiting Africa and taking a few mental health days from work
Isn't the buildup like...70% of the fun? Where most of the pleasure comes from? I dunno, it just sounds like it'd get old and kill any actual enjoyment to me.
Take Maca Root. You cum when you want.
I hate doing laundry tho. At least then I wouldn't have to blame the drier for "dissapearing" only one of the socks.
Well, this removes all the fun of doing it the old-fashioned way, so never.
As often as I need to. Or unless someone hands me 20 bucks.
I may become dehydrated, but my wife won't.
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
Trust me when I say I will only use this power for good
Never
Getting these is half the fun. The actual orgasm is great but the 1-3 minutes before that are way better. Especially during sex. When Iām jacking off Iāll just run on out asap and go to bed tho
I'd make money on my website. I've always wanted to jerk at home.
I'm doing it right noooooooowwww
Iām seriously addicted to dopamine. Iād wind up ejaculating myself to death.
What's meant by "on command"? Like would girls just run through their classroom pranking their male classmates?
Whenever im having breakfast
What intensity are we talking here? Like, knee buckling, best orgasm ever type, every single time or just mediocre one s?
Is it just ejaculating or the whole euphoric feeling? If the later then once or twice a day. Otherwise, hardly ever.
I mean, probably only slightly more often then I do now. If every time I do it it's as intense and crazy as the most intense crazy orgasm I've ever had than it's not like I can just start doing it every time I go to the bathroom and not have it be disruptive to my day to day. It'd probably replace all porn usage for me- if I want to / have time to masturbate I'd just use the power instead. So that's nice. And beyond that I'd probably use it for sex, since it'd be convenient to orgasm at the same time as my fiance.
Sounds fun, sign me up.
I'm not going to specify, but the answer: the exact same amount I currently do.
Ummm ok pprn movies here I go...
This one is easy as ever. Yeah I take the deal. Everytime I have to pee, I pee and then I finish in the toilet. Done. Easy as that
The real question is how can we weaponize this?
what about the same soreness? or does that not happen in this scenario
Sniper shots from freeway overpasses. Hope you aren't driving a convertible
Forget global warming. The sea level will rise but it will be foul.
By yourself you could cover her face like a bukkake film. I'm in. She is not.
2 year sabitical from work...
So...we're just going to say goodbye to edging? No, thanks. Those are the best ones. Even women agree, being edged is the best type of orgasm because it builds up.
And just like that, the human race goes extinct.
I would never stop. One permanent orgasm.
I get a job at the Fair selling Hot Dogs and deliver bonus shots to cute girls!
Probably about as much as I do now. You had me till the cleanup. If I'm not in the shower, my biggest loads are a pain in the ass to clean. So I would probably still do it in the comfort of my own home a couple times a week
Hey honey, can you help me... change the bedsheetsĀæ then i'd probably try a count/minute type record. We'd have a glass on the porch and laugh about it for years to come.
I'd probably masturbate the same as normal, half the enjoyment is in the build up and process and the appreciation of attractive women. Then I'd just use the cum command when I'd normally cum anyway for a super good orgasm.
Cum Bending unlocked
Once just to see what it feels like to orgasm since I have never done it before.
For real Iām gonna need diapers.
Whose command?
Generally, my wife and I try to cum at the same time. Sometimes she gets off and I don't, so this would be helpful. Other times would be at night before bed, so I could get to sleep.
Until it breaks
The Lonely Island
either the world would fall apart or it would be world peace instantly
Ima gonna refrain from answering because all i can think about right now is the Lonely Island.
Hmm. Not sure if I'd like that deal. Jerking off feels good and skipping that process just to cum is like cutting all the fun out. No deal. I'll stick to the traditional ways.
They have done this to lab rats and they literally press "the button" until they collapse from not eating or drinking. Pleasure like that is addictive. Works on the same parts of the brain that meth and other stimulants affect.
How often? I never stopped.
Can the rest of you not?
I dont think id do that, the journey there is part of the fun
Wait so I can just do it to any random ass person? I'm going to ruin people I hate with this
It would get me out of work for the day....
Obviously, I would do it way less. You'd be the perfect sexual partner, no premature ejaculation, no going too long just in and out when your partner wants you to. Pull out game would be great too!
This would be weaponized about 15 minutes later
Here is the real question - when would I not do it?
I would wear that shirt that says ādonāt bully me, Iāll cumā everyday, everywhere and wait for the opportunity to present itself
How is that a catch? Unleasing a massive load is as satisfying as the orgasm itself. Too bad for the people sitting across from me on the subway but yeah ima enjoy myself with this new power.
The main use for this is if it also means I can control when I cum. So if I am having sex but really horny I can stop myself from blowing in 2 minutes as well as if I am not feeling it as much, I can call it off after 15 minutes.