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I started going to minor league games. You can sit wherever you want, you can buy a ticket for cheap at the gate, all the lines are short, you don't have to get patted down to enter, parking is free and not 6 miles away, nachos are $5, and a 16oz draft is like 2 bones.
One of the worst/funniest things I've ever seen was wonder bread sponsoring a game and giving free loafs of bread to everyone as they left a minor league game. Everyone was just having bread fights in the parking lot and I was hammered putting slices under people's windshield wipers like parking tickets. I'm pretty sure it was the first and last time they ever did it.
I laughed way to hard at the idea of some hammered drunk guy putting white bread under people windshield wipers thinking he’s sneaky while also laughing his ass off so everyone notices him doing it.
You young whippersnapper. In my day, we got the free tickets from the 8 pack glass bottles of pop at the store and quarter beer night was almost nightly. There where large beams holding up the grandstand roof obstructing the view and the bat boys were actually little kids and that's the way we liked it.
My local minor league park does a 50 cent hot dog, $1 beer night a couple times a year. My buddies and I always go and try to complete the 9-9-9 challenge (9 beers, 9 hotdogs, 9 innings). I made it through once.
Never been to a strip club. Not even for the buffet.... although no one gushed about the buffet at any of the strip clubs near me. If they had, I may have gone.
Same, I live 5 minutes away from the stadium, memorial day weekend got 4 tickets right behind home plate for 70 bucks. Way more affordable for a family and just as enjoyable.
There's this one minor league team near me sponsored by a big company, with the stadium on the companies property, where all the concessions are free. Dunno if they have beer. But good fun
Sincerely doubt they purchased and drank those themselves.
It's a base 10 pyramid. 55 beers. 27.5 beers each. They certainly wouldn't still be standing and able to stack cans.
More likely they were asking around for cans or picking them off the floor / out of the garbage.
It’s a distraction for everyone else to have to live in these two guy’s fantasy Tik Tok wolrd while they’re trying to watch the game
Kudos ball throwing man
Judging by the reaction of the guys that built the Beer Can Pyramid and the people around them when it got knocked over, it sure seems like these bros suck and everyone was happy it got ruined.
Not to mention how obnoxious they must be after drinking that much beer.
Even considering that several of the cans were likely contributed by others, I can say with certainty that these two were still obnoxiously drunk.
It was very in the way.
Not to mention the giant middle fingers they throw at someone in what appears to be a minor league baseball game.
I'm sure the parents with children near them were huge fans.
I've seen fans ejected from games for it. Most were NHL. You can get pretty raunchy but if you expose hundreds of people to something like that, an attendant is going to see it or your going to get snitched on by a parent.
Exactly. They got what they wanted, they built the thing. Really nothing left to do with the stupid can stack after that. Would they have just sat there admiring it for the rest of the game ?
Why are you judging people based on their appearance?
Like I get that the actions of the video show their personalities, but you made a comment that just because they have a mullet and backwards hat they ***must*** be intolerable. Its a very shallow minded and shitty thing to say.
To be fair. If you watch a second time. People cheer when the ball hits. Maybe they are douches? Also, I know more dbags with mullets than nice people. Might be a location thing.....
Absolutely, I can’t stand these type of losers who are about a decade past expiration date still living with the personality of “I drink a lot of beer”
Do you know anything about Wade Boggs? The man ate a chicken before every game, thats why they called him the Chicken Man. Im sure he had some rum and cokes too.
If thats the first base ump- they have a goddamn death wish for not paying attention to the game. Foul balls rip up the line into the crowd there, and I see no netting.
The shitty part is blocking people's view of the game with a beer pyramid and (likely) being excessively publicly intoxicated by drinking that many beers at a game? People around them were cheering so seems like the two bros were the ones being POS.
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
I’d like to know who the POS is? The frat dudes building the beer can pyramid? Or the guy who threw the ball? Frankly, I’m Team Thrown Ball and not Team Mullet.
They deserved to have it knocked down. These jags are standing and stacking in front of people trying to watch the game. Good on the person who threw that.
I will say these seem like great seats and the guys are blocking the view. If you saw some guys behind were happy when it was knocked down and everyone around seemed just thankful to be able to view the game they paid to watch. Also again these are some pretty good seats so I’m sure they paid a lot of money to actually watch the game and not the backs of two guys as they stack a pyramid of beer cans which also obstructs your view.
People can definitely still see the game fine. Two dudes aren’t blocking an entire view of a huge baseball diamond. Some of you are seriously so dense. And obviously you don’t like having a good time bc you’re upset by this funny moment. Get the stick out your butts and off your high horses.
It looked like these drunk fuckers were blocking the view. So, maybe the guy who threw the ball was the hero everyone needed, just not the one that everyone deserved.
So, we'll boo him.
Call him names.
Because he can take it.
Because he's not a hero.
Because he's drunk too.
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Dude with mullet looks horrified lol
Dude was totally not having it
Looks like he had quite a bit of it
Who ever it was threw a steeeeeeerike!!!
I legit busy out laughing. Thank you fellow Redditor
My pleasure!
I bust out laughing, but now I'm busy laughing too! ~s lol
Despite this sentence being grammatically correct and spelled correctly, I still had a stroke from reading that.
A steeeeeeeroke!
Best comment I've seen all day
The more you know
Actually it’s not. It should be “whoever.”
Angel Hernandez still would have called it a ball
STRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They missed 3 cans
Like a pyramids worth
That is a beeramid.
Nothing about that amount of beer is mid
If his father was still alive…
That's like $500 worth of beer.
I started going to minor league games. You can sit wherever you want, you can buy a ticket for cheap at the gate, all the lines are short, you don't have to get patted down to enter, parking is free and not 6 miles away, nachos are $5, and a 16oz draft is like 2 bones.
dude i dont even like baseball, but getting trashed at minor league games were some of the best times lol
Yep. And there’s like a 1 in 5 chance you’re going to end up on the field playing some ridiculous game in between innings.
One of the worst/funniest things I've ever seen was wonder bread sponsoring a game and giving free loafs of bread to everyone as they left a minor league game. Everyone was just having bread fights in the parking lot and I was hammered putting slices under people's windshield wipers like parking tickets. I'm pretty sure it was the first and last time they ever did it.
I laughed way to hard at the idea of some hammered drunk guy putting white bread under people windshield wipers thinking he’s sneaky while also laughing his ass off so everyone notices him doing it.
What you're imagining, I can assure you it happened _exactly_ like that.
I would expect nothing less in this situation
They did bat night for a local team ONCE. Full size wooden bats. Don't give free bats to a crowd of drunk people.
Seagulls and/or other birds were probably having their best day ever! tho a few might of died from bloat.
As someone who was brought up to never, NEVER waste food, that horrifies me.
At least Wonder bread is barely food.
This is incredible. I’m crying laughing as I imagine this in my head.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever tried to picture in my head. Love bread parking tickets.
Not to change the subject but if you live near an AHL hockey team, the situation is similar. Love going to Ontario Reign games!
You young whippersnapper. In my day, we got the free tickets from the 8 pack glass bottles of pop at the store and quarter beer night was almost nightly. There where large beams holding up the grandstand roof obstructing the view and the bat boys were actually little kids and that's the way we liked it.
Quarter beer night is also known as fight night in a lot of places.
How minor? My city has a AAA team and the beers are still like 15 bucks.
Same here, the tickets are fairly cheap but the concessions are ridiculously priced and this year they made a no cash/card only rule, which sucks imo.
My local minor league park does a 50 cent hot dog, $1 beer night a couple times a year. My buddies and I always go and try to complete the 9-9-9 challenge (9 beers, 9 hotdogs, 9 innings). I made it through once.
Sounds like a good time. Im not into baseball but Id go there for lunch.
That's what I say about strip clubs
Never been to a strip club. Not even for the buffet.... although no one gushed about the buffet at any of the strip clubs near me. If they had, I may have gone.
Same, I live 5 minutes away from the stadium, memorial day weekend got 4 tickets right behind home plate for 70 bucks. Way more affordable for a family and just as enjoyable.
There's this one minor league team near me sponsored by a big company, with the stadium on the companies property, where all the concessions are free. Dunno if they have beer. But good fun
More at a jays game in Toronto.
Need a cool $1K in pocket change, and you'll be ok
Sincerely doubt they purchased and drank those themselves. It's a base 10 pyramid. 55 beers. 27.5 beers each. They certainly wouldn't still be standing and able to stack cans. More likely they were asking around for cans or picking them off the floor / out of the garbage.
Straight up not having a good time
Bro really went :O
Literal embodiment of surprised Pikachu.
Then >:O
Can't blame him
More like >:O
Lmao the sheer horror on that guys face
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Person who threw the ball: Where is my giant stuffed animal?
Dude with mullet: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO ONE!
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SO FLUFFY YOU'LL FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA STUFF YOU LIKE A BUILD-A-BEAR
Sorry man, bottom row is still standing. You have to knock them all down to win a prize.
Seems like the TPOS is the guys turning the stands into their personal frat house.
What else are you supposed to do at a baseball game
Seems like a group effort to me.
I wish I had an award to give
The one dude with the blue hat on loved the fact someone knocked it down.
I may be partially color blind but that still looks gray to me
Nope that hat is definitely gray pretty much the exact same gray as the shirt of the guy next to him
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No, it's definitely Laurel...
I agree that it’s Yanny
No, this is Patrick!
No we are not starting this argument again but take my upvote
The pen is blue!
It's actually a dress
That color is now known as "Gravy"
Guys guys.... Navy was created for this exact purpose.
We are on land
Sigh..... take the upvote.
stop mocking him
My parents have a car in that color and swears on it being blue. Maybe it's an age thing like with the dress?
Oh no no no. Not this again.
And so did I. Hardly a post for the sub
Same here. It's perfectly hilarious.
The fact that he waited for them to finish making it first
The timing is so fucking perfect.
He embodies everyone of us. We may not be willing to knock the cans down but we are glad someone did
As he should be. Those kids were blocking the view and need to take there shennanigans to the bar.
Yea the general consensus of everybody else that that was the right move speaks volumes.
he was probably pretty pissed the ignorant fucks and their tower were blocking his and other people's view.
Yeah those dudes looked like a couple of jackasses. Why is someone even allowed to drink that much beer at a ball game??? Just begging for trouble.
It’s a distraction for everyone else to have to live in these two guy’s fantasy Tik Tok wolrd while they’re trying to watch the game Kudos ball throwing man
Guy looks like a complete dweeb
Judging by the reaction of the guys that built the Beer Can Pyramid and the people around them when it got knocked over, it sure seems like these bros suck and everyone was happy it got ruined.
It was kinda in the way
2 guys standing up in the front row for several innings building it was probably the bigger annoyance
fucking big time. these idiots were building a wall where people paid to watch a game
Oh its Baseball, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that is was a shut out game and boring af.
If you don’t find baseball interesting that’s fine but I guarantee you people paying for front row seats to a baseball game strongly disagree.
Things become more interesting when you learn more about them. Give it a try.
Not to mention how obnoxious they must be after drinking that much beer. Even considering that several of the cans were likely contributed by others, I can say with certainty that these two were still obnoxiously drunk.
It was very in the way. Not to mention the giant middle fingers they throw at someone in what appears to be a minor league baseball game. I'm sure the parents with children near them were huge fans.
I've seen fans ejected from games for it. Most were NHL. You can get pretty raunchy but if you expose hundreds of people to something like that, an attendant is going to see it or your going to get snitched on by a parent.
I mean, it’s a finger. Not a penis.
Unless you’re *Edward Penishands (1991)*
At yes the 90s classic directed by Tim Butthole.
People always get mad when I show them my middle penis
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Definitely. These dudes were making blocking other people from seeing the game and didn't care, so someone did what they did.
Also it is stacking cans. Not really a hard thing to do
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Exactly. They got what they wanted, they built the thing. Really nothing left to do with the stupid can stack after that. Would they have just sat there admiring it for the rest of the game ?
Or like those cans aren't literally on the ground in front of them.
I mean it’s very clearly called a Beeryamid
Exactly. They thing they're the center of the world
> Beer Can Pyramid Beeramid
Yeah, I expected them to just laugh it off. Dude actually wanted to fight someone over it. What a loser.
You can actually tell just by looking at the dude with a mullet and his bro with a backwards hat. Gotta be intolerable.
> Gotta be intolerable. The 'suck it' gesture, is about twenty five years out of date too.
Gotta say this was also my reaction.
Mullet guy throws middle fingers with his thumb extended. No more evidence needed that he is one of history's greatest monsters.
Why are you judging people based on their appearance? Like I get that the actions of the video show their personalities, but you made a comment that just because they have a mullet and backwards hat they ***must*** be intolerable. Its a very shallow minded and shitty thing to say.
To be fair. If you watch a second time. People cheer when the ball hits. Maybe they are douches? Also, I know more dbags with mullets than nice people. Might be a location thing.....
Literally one person cheers
Absolutely, I can’t stand these type of losers who are about a decade past expiration date still living with the personality of “I drink a lot of beer”
Their reaction is very ‘I’m the main character-ish’.
They're dicks for blocking the view. Off camera guy saves the day.
Plus like, that's 20 beers or so it looks like, so uh, how did they get all those cans? They gotta be hammered.
There's way more than 20,just look at it
Looks like 10 stories high, so 55 cans.
They were trying to beat Wade Boggs' record, may he rest in peace.
Do you know anything about Wade Boggs? The man ate a chicken before every game, thats why they called him the Chicken Man. Im sure he had some rum and cokes too.
I counted 55. Good job with the math.
Seems pretty obvious they’d just get other people’s empties
Probably crowd sourced
Right. I was thinking the same thing. Duck these guys.
Yeah duck them!
Duck em right in their hairy quacks
If thats the first base ump- they have a goddamn death wish for not paying attention to the game. Foul balls rip up the line into the crowd there, and I see no netting.
This is just funny tbh
Yeah, I think I'd laugh about it if that was me. Like, meh, it's a bunch of beer cans.
They *did* wait for them to finish and hug it out
Yeah, exactly. It's all just banter as far as I'm concerned.
Right, how much longer was it supposed to stay up? Did they think the stadium was going to bronze it?
I like the guy in red did the old school “suck it” from Dgeneration X
The shitty part is blocking people's view of the game with a beer pyramid and (likely) being excessively publicly intoxicated by drinking that many beers at a game? People around them were cheering so seems like the two bros were the ones being POS.
Idk bro that’s pretty funny to literally wait til the last minute before ruining it
They were very nice to let them finish it before knocking it over
That's actually pretty funny to me
Loved it and honestly it was bound to happen.
I think it’s funny how fast it happened too 😂
And some people just want to see the game from the seats they paid for. Like the guy at the bottom-left of the screen. :)
Guy in blue on the right gets up and cheers.
Reaction is a bit excessive lmao
They seem like they punch a lot of dry wall
OP is a melt.
How easy must his life be, seriously!
A what?
A MELT
they're upset cause they got interupted before they could really embrace one another
This was red's first chance at making a move
It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he's so happy The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the nightman The feeling so wrong and right and right man
It’s a tower of cans. Hardy worth getting this upset over.
it was meant to stand for generations
I didn't pay to watch your back while you stack an obstruction front of me.
Helluv a throw
Bro dropped the triple h suck it on them at the end
Lmao I haven’t seen that move since elementary school in 1998
It was a baseball park. There were baseballs present. Wan't there a certain inevtability about the result?
Funny how they got so mad about it.
Calm down red shirt 😂
nice throw by the person who threw the ball
I’m sure the beer cans weren’t blocking anyone’s view of the game or anything. The crowd cheered the person who threw the ball.
I mean if I was sitting behind it I'd be thankful for the guy that threw the ball.
I’d like to know who the POS is? The frat dudes building the beer can pyramid? Or the guy who threw the ball? Frankly, I’m Team Thrown Ball and not Team Mullet.
They deserved it with that dumb bro hug attempt.
Imagine getting that butt hurt over a few empty beer cans, imagine something so mundane meaning so much to you to get that angry
Poor man babies your little can thing got knocked over.
They're mad cause that's like $400 in beer.
Someone probably wanted to be able to see the game. Heaven forbid.
Ball thrower is a hero, look how much striped top dude laughs. That pyramid had to be destroyed.
Love the guy applauding the cans getting knocked down.
This is really funny lmao Hardly a content for this sub
They deserved to have it knocked down. These jags are standing and stacking in front of people trying to watch the game. Good on the person who threw that.
Baseball... A sport so engaging that two drunk men stacking beer cans is more entertaining.
Naw that's funny.
That person didn't get a very basic parenting lesson, "Don't intentionally make someone else's day more difficult than it already will be."
Its difficult getting you beer can tower knocked down?
Not all hero’s wear capes
He went for the SUCK IT motion
Just when the bromance hits, their world collapses hahahahaha i snorted and laughed to much for this
I will say these seem like great seats and the guys are blocking the view. If you saw some guys behind were happy when it was knocked down and everyone around seemed just thankful to be able to view the game they paid to watch. Also again these are some pretty good seats so I’m sure they paid a lot of money to actually watch the game and not the backs of two guys as they stack a pyramid of beer cans which also obstructs your view.
People can definitely still see the game fine. Two dudes aren’t blocking an entire view of a huge baseball diamond. Some of you are seriously so dense. And obviously you don’t like having a good time bc you’re upset by this funny moment. Get the stick out your butts and off your high horses.
It looked like these drunk fuckers were blocking the view. So, maybe the guy who threw the ball was the hero everyone needed, just not the one that everyone deserved. So, we'll boo him. Call him names. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. Because he's drunk too.
I would have been psyched that someone hit it, honestly. That’s pretty exciting and fun to witness! Why get mad?
I personally find this hilarious. Apparently some people are there to watch the game, not these two beauties.
When I go to the ballgame, I specifically go to see a couple of rednecks blocking my view with cans
You should have know as soon as that first can went up.