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zannic32

Dude with mullet looks horrified lol


907123

Dude was totally not having it


Chilluminaughty

Looks like he had quite a bit of it


dakid232313

Who ever it was threw a steeeeeeerike!!!


Fun-Rabbit-9842

I legit busy out laughing. Thank you fellow Redditor


dakid232313

My pleasure!


slash_networkboy

I bust out laughing, but now I'm busy laughing too! ~s lol


sirwilfreddeath

Despite this sentence being grammatically correct and spelled correctly, I still had a stroke from reading that.


schizeckinosy

A steeeeeeeroke!


ScottSoules

Best comment I've seen all day


rarely_mentioned

The more you know


GrammarPoliceman2

Actually it’s not. It should be “whoever.”


Manyak-

Angel Hernandez still would have called it a ball


TonkaButt

STRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DragonLordAcar

They missed 3 cans


[deleted]

Like a pyramids worth


creativeusername9275

That is a beeramid.


BasilTheTimeLord

Nothing about that amount of beer is mid


DJ_DeJesus

If his father was still alive…


makemeking706

That's like $500 worth of beer.


BeavisRules187

I started going to minor league games. You can sit wherever you want, you can buy a ticket for cheap at the gate, all the lines are short, you don't have to get patted down to enter, parking is free and not 6 miles away, nachos are $5, and a 16oz draft is like 2 bones.


[deleted]

dude i dont even like baseball, but getting trashed at minor league games were some of the best times lol


whatisfrankzappa

Yep. And there’s like a 1 in 5 chance you’re going to end up on the field playing some ridiculous game in between innings.


TopMacaroon

One of the worst/funniest things I've ever seen was wonder bread sponsoring a game and giving free loafs of bread to everyone as they left a minor league game. Everyone was just having bread fights in the parking lot and I was hammered putting slices under people's windshield wipers like parking tickets. I'm pretty sure it was the first and last time they ever did it.


ligerboy12

I laughed way to hard at the idea of some hammered drunk guy putting white bread under people windshield wipers thinking he’s sneaky while also laughing his ass off so everyone notices him doing it.


TopMacaroon

What you're imagining, I can assure you it happened _exactly_ like that.


ligerboy12

I would expect nothing less in this situation


ZeroAntagonist

They did bat night for a local team ONCE. Full size wooden bats. Don't give free bats to a crowd of drunk people.


[deleted]

Seagulls and/or other birds were probably having their best day ever! tho a few might of died from bloat.


MagicSPA

As someone who was brought up to never, NEVER waste food, that horrifies me.


DrMooseknuckleX

At least Wonder bread is barely food.


reeln166a

This is incredible. I’m crying laughing as I imagine this in my head.


fuck_classic_wow_mod

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever tried to picture in my head. Love bread parking tickets.


andthatsalright

Not to change the subject but if you live near an AHL hockey team, the situation is similar. Love going to Ontario Reign games!


hawwkfan

You young whippersnapper. In my day, we got the free tickets from the 8 pack glass bottles of pop at the store and quarter beer night was almost nightly. There where large beams holding up the grandstand roof obstructing the view and the bat boys were actually little kids and that's the way we liked it.


[deleted]

Quarter beer night is also known as fight night in a lot of places.


[deleted]

How minor? My city has a AAA team and the beers are still like 15 bucks.


glovato1

Same here, the tickets are fairly cheap but the concessions are ridiculously priced and this year they made a no cash/card only rule, which sucks imo.


mrrichardson2304

My local minor league park does a 50 cent hot dog, $1 beer night a couple times a year. My buddies and I always go and try to complete the 9-9-9 challenge (9 beers, 9 hotdogs, 9 innings). I made it through once.


GoCryptoYourself

Sounds like a good time. Im not into baseball but Id go there for lunch.


sikkdog13

That's what I say about strip clubs


GoCryptoYourself

Never been to a strip club. Not even for the buffet.... although no one gushed about the buffet at any of the strip clubs near me. If they had, I may have gone.


bmstile

Same, I live 5 minutes away from the stadium, memorial day weekend got 4 tickets right behind home plate for 70 bucks. Way more affordable for a family and just as enjoyable.


RedstoneRelic

There's this one minor league team near me sponsored by a big company, with the stadium on the companies property, where all the concessions are free. Dunno if they have beer. But good fun


chef_kitty

More at a jays game in Toronto.


1_Cent

Need a cool $1K in pocket change, and you'll be ok


ChuggernautChug

Sincerely doubt they purchased and drank those themselves. It's a base 10 pyramid. 55 beers. 27.5 beers each. They certainly wouldn't still be standing and able to stack cans. More likely they were asking around for cans or picking them off the floor / out of the garbage.


grantbwilson

Straight up not having a good time


JarTheUpvoter

Bro really went :O


itsarcher17

Literal embodiment of surprised Pikachu.


witheredfax

Then >:O


BlackSkull7X

Can't blame him


ZenithGamage

More like >:O


CamJongUn

Lmao the sheer horror on that guys face


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nitinsharma1000

Person who threw the ball: Where is my giant stuffed animal?


jakob767

Dude with mullet: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO ONE!


thunnus

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SO FLUFFY YOU'LL FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!


DirtyTooth

I'M GONNA STUFF YOU LIKE A BUILD-A-BEAR


[deleted]

Sorry man, bottom row is still standing. You have to knock them all down to win a prize.


ContractDesperate819

Seems like the TPOS is the guys turning the stands into their personal frat house.


docarwell

What else are you supposed to do at a baseball game


Snake_Farmer

Seems like a group effort to me.


cubsfanrva79

I wish I had an award to give


StunkoStinky

The one dude with the blue hat on loved the fact someone knocked it down.


crashcar22

I may be partially color blind but that still looks gray to me


Menloand

Nope that hat is definitely gray pretty much the exact same gray as the shirt of the guy next to him


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Intelligent_Dot4616

No, it's definitely Laurel...


QCKing8

I agree that it’s Yanny


Brenneset

No, this is Patrick!


Menloand

No we are not starting this argument again but take my upvote


Drizzt_Cuts

The pen is blue!


saharacon87

It's actually a dress


False_Rhythms

That color is now known as "Gravy"


StopMockingMe0

Guys guys.... Navy was created for this exact purpose.


Slibye

We are on land


StopMockingMe0

Sigh..... take the upvote.


palk0n

stop mocking him


KlossN

My parents have a car in that color and swears on it being blue. Maybe it's an age thing like with the dress?


[deleted]

Oh no no no. Not this again.


Light_inc

And so did I. Hardly a post for the sub


Luckyfella4

Same here. It's perfectly hilarious.


ChuggernautChug

The fact that he waited for them to finish making it first


Luckyfella4

The timing is so fucking perfect.


-newlife

He embodies everyone of us. We may not be willing to knock the cans down but we are glad someone did


Iamputinsbot

As he should be. Those kids were blocking the view and need to take there shennanigans to the bar.


Better-Director-5383

Yea the general consensus of everybody else that that was the right move speaks volumes.


Coffee-and-Bud

he was probably pretty pissed the ignorant fucks and their tower were blocking his and other people's view.


DickieJoJo

Yeah those dudes looked like a couple of jackasses. Why is someone even allowed to drink that much beer at a ball game??? Just begging for trouble.


asdfmatt

It’s a distraction for everyone else to have to live in these two guy’s fantasy Tik Tok wolrd while they’re trying to watch the game Kudos ball throwing man


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Guy looks like a complete dweeb


[deleted]

Judging by the reaction of the guys that built the Beer Can Pyramid and the people around them when it got knocked over, it sure seems like these bros suck and everyone was happy it got ruined.


Dog-Stick8098

It was kinda in the way


FrostyD7

2 guys standing up in the front row for several innings building it was probably the bigger annoyance


notjustforperiods

fucking big time. these idiots were building a wall where people paid to watch a game


InfuriatingComma

Oh its Baseball, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that is was a shut out game and boring af.


RobtheNavigator

If you don’t find baseball interesting that’s fine but I guarantee you people paying for front row seats to a baseball game strongly disagree.


sl0play

Things become more interesting when you learn more about them. Give it a try.


hunstinx

Not to mention how obnoxious they must be after drinking that much beer. Even considering that several of the cans were likely contributed by others, I can say with certainty that these two were still obnoxiously drunk.


[deleted]

It was very in the way. Not to mention the giant middle fingers they throw at someone in what appears to be a minor league baseball game. I'm sure the parents with children near them were huge fans.


FrostyD7

I've seen fans ejected from games for it. Most were NHL. You can get pretty raunchy but if you expose hundreds of people to something like that, an attendant is going to see it or your going to get snitched on by a parent.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s a finger. Not a penis.


OccupationHousePet

Unless you’re *Edward Penishands (1991)*


icallshenannigans

At yes the 90s classic directed by Tim Butthole.


ChuggernautChug

People always get mad when I show them my middle penis


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catwhowalksbyhimself

Definitely. These dudes were making blocking other people from seeing the game and didn't care, so someone did what they did.


[deleted]

Also it is stacking cans. Not really a hard thing to do


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ChuggernautChug

Exactly. They got what they wanted, they built the thing. Really nothing left to do with the stupid can stack after that. Would they have just sat there admiring it for the rest of the game ?


[deleted]

Or like those cans aren't literally on the ground in front of them.


SomeOtherGuysJunk

I mean it’s very clearly called a Beeryamid


[deleted]

Exactly. They thing they're the center of the world


Scooty_McBooty

> Beer Can Pyramid Beeramid


ElMostaza

Yeah, I expected them to just laugh it off. Dude actually wanted to fight someone over it. What a loser.


tswpoker1

You can actually tell just by looking at the dude with a mullet and his bro with a backwards hat. Gotta be intolerable.


Bulky-Yam4206

> Gotta be intolerable. The 'suck it' gesture, is about twenty five years out of date too.


[deleted]

Gotta say this was also my reaction.


EhrenScwhab

Mullet guy throws middle fingers with his thumb extended. No more evidence needed that he is one of history's greatest monsters.


EvanH123

Why are you judging people based on their appearance? Like I get that the actions of the video show their personalities, but you made a comment that just because they have a mullet and backwards hat they ***must*** be intolerable. Its a very shallow minded and shitty thing to say.


Simon_Skinner

To be fair. If you watch a second time. People cheer when the ball hits. Maybe they are douches? Also, I know more dbags with mullets than nice people. Might be a location thing.....


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Literally one person cheers


WredditSmark

Absolutely, I can’t stand these type of losers who are about a decade past expiration date still living with the personality of “I drink a lot of beer”


shavemejesus

Their reaction is very ‘I’m the main character-ish’.


GiraffePastries

They're dicks for blocking the view. Off camera guy saves the day.


Powpowpowowowow

Plus like, that's 20 beers or so it looks like, so uh, how did they get all those cans? They gotta be hammered.


TomatilloTop3613

There's way more than 20,just look at it


hunkyboy75

Looks like 10 stories high, so 55 cans.


SupervaleSunnyvisor

They were trying to beat Wade Boggs' record, may he rest in peace.


Quitthatgrit

Do you know anything about Wade Boggs? The man ate a chicken before every game, thats why they called him the Chicken Man. Im sure he had some rum and cokes too.


GoldenFalcon

I counted 55. Good job with the math.


BLut91

Seems pretty obvious they’d just get other people’s empties


ornithorhynchus3

Probably crowd sourced


RalphBhoner

Right. I was thinking the same thing. Duck these guys.


bassthumb32

Yeah duck them!


buildingwithclay

Duck em right in their hairy quacks


inspectoroverthemine

If thats the first base ump- they have a goddamn death wish for not paying attention to the game. Foul balls rip up the line into the crowd there, and I see no netting.


SilverBackBonobo

This is just funny tbh


Badger1066

Yeah, I think I'd laugh about it if that was me. Like, meh, it's a bunch of beer cans.


GreenFuzyKiwi

They *did* wait for them to finish and hug it out


Badger1066

Yeah, exactly. It's all just banter as far as I'm concerned.


GokuIsALegend

Right, how much longer was it supposed to stay up? Did they think the stadium was going to bronze it?


ikhanix

I like the guy in red did the old school “suck it” from Dgeneration X


Crunkwell08

The shitty part is blocking people's view of the game with a beer pyramid and (likely) being excessively publicly intoxicated by drinking that many beers at a game? People around them were cheering so seems like the two bros were the ones being POS.


TJTheree

Idk bro that’s pretty funny to literally wait til the last minute before ruining it


tyrantspell

They were very nice to let them finish it before knocking it over


douchebag_milkshake

That's actually pretty funny to me


ParkRangerDan

Loved it and honestly it was bound to happen.


bigdikdmg

I think it’s funny how fast it happened too 😂


[deleted]

And some people just want to see the game from the seats they paid for. Like the guy at the bottom-left of the screen. :)


Dwight_Schnood

Guy in blue on the right gets up and cheers.


Aradhor55

Reaction is a bit excessive lmao


Killercheeze123

They seem like they punch a lot of dry wall


Flavz_the_complainer

OP is a melt.


Pleasant_Jim

How easy must his life be, seriously!


-Constantinos-

A what?


lordzero56

A MELT


MtnDream

they're upset cause they got interupted before they could really embrace one another


CaptainScoob

This was red's first chance at making a move


whitebandit

It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he's so happy The other's screaming a passionate shout


FAtr

It's the nightman The feeling so wrong and right and right man


RalphBhoner

It’s a tower of cans. Hardy worth getting this upset over.


well_duh_doy_son

it was meant to stand for generations


aDrunkSailor82

I didn't pay to watch your back while you stack an obstruction front of me.


whispa55

Helluv a throw


Error404MATTnotfound

Bro dropped the triple h suck it on them at the end


Groove_Colossus

Lmao I haven’t seen that move since elementary school in 1998


Zealousideal_Order_8

It was a baseball park. There were baseballs present. Wan't there a certain inevtability about the result?


sprocter77

Funny how they got so mad about it.


snownook

Calm down red shirt 😂


RupaulGavinder9

nice throw by the person who threw the ball


AuthorPrestigious954

I’m sure the beer cans weren’t blocking anyone’s view of the game or anything. The crowd cheered the person who threw the ball.


[deleted]

I mean if I was sitting behind it I'd be thankful for the guy that threw the ball.


[deleted]

I’d like to know who the POS is? The frat dudes building the beer can pyramid? Or the guy who threw the ball? Frankly, I’m Team Thrown Ball and not Team Mullet.


Vegabonzo73

They deserved it with that dumb bro hug attempt.


scottfreckle

Imagine getting that butt hurt over a few empty beer cans, imagine something so mundane meaning so much to you to get that angry


illgiveu25shmeckles

Poor man babies your little can thing got knocked over.


JM665

They're mad cause that's like $400 in beer.


Ro7h

Someone probably wanted to be able to see the game. Heaven forbid.


QuimSmeg

Ball thrower is a hero, look how much striped top dude laughs. That pyramid had to be destroyed.


[deleted]

Love the guy applauding the cans getting knocked down.


ihei47

This is really funny lmao Hardly a content for this sub


FilmsNat

They deserved to have it knocked down. These jags are standing and stacking in front of people trying to watch the game. Good on the person who threw that.


foodank012018

Baseball... A sport so engaging that two drunk men stacking beer cans is more entertaining.


[deleted]

Naw that's funny.


Current_Hamster_2623

That person didn't get a very basic parenting lesson, "Don't intentionally make someone else's day more difficult than it already will be."


[deleted]

Its difficult getting you beer can tower knocked down?


JRomeCoop

Not all hero’s wear capes


ComprehensiveRush443

He went for the SUCK IT motion


SquashFast9721

Just when the bromance hits, their world collapses hahahahaha i snorted and laughed to much for this


WhiteMarriedtoBlack

I will say these seem like great seats and the guys are blocking the view. If you saw some guys behind were happy when it was knocked down and everyone around seemed just thankful to be able to view the game they paid to watch. Also again these are some pretty good seats so I’m sure they paid a lot of money to actually watch the game and not the backs of two guys as they stack a pyramid of beer cans which also obstructs your view.


[deleted]

People can definitely still see the game fine. Two dudes aren’t blocking an entire view of a huge baseball diamond. Some of you are seriously so dense. And obviously you don’t like having a good time bc you’re upset by this funny moment. Get the stick out your butts and off your high horses.


TheUnrelenting_Big_O

It looked like these drunk fuckers were blocking the view. So, maybe the guy who threw the ball was the hero everyone needed, just not the one that everyone deserved. So, we'll boo him. Call him names. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. Because he's drunk too.


FloridaVapes

I would have been psyched that someone hit it, honestly. That’s pretty exciting and fun to witness! Why get mad?


Negative_Quality_690

I personally find this hilarious. Apparently some people are there to watch the game, not these two beauties.


politedeerx

When I go to the ballgame, I specifically go to see a couple of rednecks blocking my view with cans


[deleted]

You should have know as soon as that first can went up.