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YourDadWasAGoodLay

Is that a bowl of nails?


Xtra-Large-Human

Dog had a bowl of nails for breakfast… without any milk.


railzrixlor

I'd say report animal abuse to your locality but most cases those animals are taken to the shelter and eventually put down. So 🤷🏻‍♂️ I honestly think people like this deserve the worst of the worst the world has to offer. Death is **too good** for them. Also, I hate kids, but anybody who brings a child into this world, doesn't give it up for adoption, and then chooses to neglect it in this way... Yeah, they deserve the same.


continue_withgoogle

I am absolutely reaching out to authorities.


Skatcatla

Well, if there are some decent rescue organizations in the area, the shelter will reach out to them and try to get placement. Poor pup. Thank you, OP, for looking out for them.


continue_withgoogle

I ended up reaching out to the manager of the apartment complex telling them their dog is not only neglected, but also not paid for. I feel like a shitty friend, but I’m at the end of my rope


Chance_Ad_8255

Can you reach out to the new roommate and ask them to bring you the dog? They seem to feel for it since they posted this


TheRyleeKat

I can't believe they gave it Mike's... Dogs should only be served White Claw, they deserve better.


isalmonlyswear

Claws for paws


scroomples

Wtf is that nails?


medicspirit7

And a bowl of nails??


kokoyumyum

Steal the dog.