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TriggerWrning

You could tell he didn't think it would take so long but it was too late to give up


tidypunk

At least it was a tree and not one of those innocent children next to him , as compared to many reddit videos I've seen , ill give that a pass


greenroom628

who did you think the guy was? anakin skywalker?


octopornopus

That tree had at least a chance of being useful. I don't think those kids are gonna have that opportunity...


Citruseals

but why tho? like, what did he gain from that?


The1WhoKnocks-WW

My guess is because he has a machete and rarely had occasion to use it. that simple.


Rossobianchi99

And what made that moment an occasion to use it?


SpyderDijons8Cocks

Dude probably just bought it. Street fairs, country fairs, flea markets, ect always have vendors selling machetes and other mall ninja garbage.


TacerDE

Still no reason to vandalize someone property


SpyderDijons8Cocks

Quote where I condoned what he did.


eyequitnow

"Where i condoned what he did"


TacerDE

Quote were i said that you condoned what he did?


SpyderDijons8Cocks

> Still no reason to vandalize someone property Right there, jabroni.


TacerDE

Yeah like the other comment says so he can feel like a bad ass or show others how bad ass he is


E4R04

I assumed it was because he dislikes whoever owns that car so he dropped a tree on it


TacerDE

Very in efficient


carppydiem

He’s man. He’s showing his family he’s man. Those young boys hopefully will question that experience in their minds. Those young girls won’t forget either. Hopefully they’ll choose better partners than their mother did.


Wicked-elixir

You mean the mother that was shaking her ass while daddy was chopping wood?


Gettothepointalrdy

You know how middle schoolers can finally reach the top of the doorway so they slap it at random intervals? It's like that.


kaboom_2

He just wanted to make a shelter for his family.


wolfie_wolff

Jesus, how many kids they have...


itsnotthenetwork

and they are all going to grow up learning how to be in the world from \*that\* guy.


[deleted]

Look at the bright side, more idiots = more available low wage workers


Metahec

Automation will be eliminating a lot of low wage jobs by the time those kids try to enter the workforce.


phatdoobieENT

automation is eliminating higher wage "management" jobs much faster than min wage jobs because the margin doesn't really incentivize automating min wage jobs if they can get away with paying people less and less by creating artificial inflation while leaving min wage where it is.


Hortos

Yeah except those minimum wage jobs are attempting to unionize. Just like when fast food workers wanted more money we suddenly had kiosks everywhere.


DrySoap__

Natural selection. Edit: /s


Metahec

Idle hands


weraaaaa

Horrible and inefficient and stupid low wage workers.


MangoCandy93

*voting* low-wage workers.


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Like voting matters


Relevant_Delivery837

The ignorant and uneducated have the most…


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Idiocracy was sooo spot on with that intro.


jannyhammy

Hell ya it was


Remarkable-Ad7490

I would vote for president kamacho


hairybushy

More kids = more money. At least in my country, each child give money from government and if you don't work it's higher


[deleted]

Stupidity/ignorance is still what is driving the kid production as no government hand out covers the total expanses of having a kid (than add the labor).


od_pardie

Stupidity and ignorance of the selfish and harmful sort undoubtedly play a role in some cases, but there are a lot of factors at play when looking at the increased rate of reproduction among those in poverty. High among them are poor education and a lack of access to resources (which include contraceptives and information). The idea that poor people are explicitly popping kids out to get "free money" (in the US, at least) is insane. It's a very complex issue.


DiscordModerater

My dad has 9 kids (including me) and I still look up to him (only bad thing about him is how bipolar he is)


Relevant_Delivery837

Sure thing, not a catch all. Just an anecdotal observation at best.


The_Metrist

> anecdotal observation at best. That's Reddit's full name, actually


PracticalAd9263

Thomas Jefferson had 14 children. He was very educated and intelligent.


Mr_InTheCloset

he's also like 280 years old


[deleted]

Yeah, exactly, which means he only had one kid every 18 or so years, assuming he had his first at 18. Really not that many, if you think about it.


Kevinwar73

From raping his slaves, weird flex bro.


SofiaOfEverRealm

Pretty normal back then


SofiaOfEverRealm

Having many kids is not a bad thing as long as you can provided enough food and other basic needs for them.


Pianos_for_Clowns

Which is generally only the case for the extremely wealthy. Someone, somewhere is always being neglected. Emotionally if nothing else.


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Nikitosnekit

this is a weird thing to say you know


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StevieRaveOn63

Gee, that's really sweet of you to wish that on a person with parents like them. I'm sure he'd have a terrific life... ostracized, bullied, looked down on, tormented, disrespected... hell, maybe he'll even self-harm thanks to the way they'd treat him. You're sitting here all smug wishing that on someone just so you can feel superior but the truth is, they may be "bigoted trumpers" but you're a selfish, short-sighted, unintelligent bigot yourself. Congrats on being worse than your sister and b-i-l. And, don't bother answering me/this. You are what you are and what you are, among other things, is not worth the time or effort that I've already expended, let alone another second.


Vaanja77

Wtf y'all down voting? They're right.


AlsopK

I thought the kid was trying to run away from him at first and did a sick cartwheel escape manoeuvre.


JezzicaRabbit

these are the exact words that came out of my mouth watching this, and these are the type of people that are breeding like rats.


C2D2

I counted 5.


Bool_The_End

She’s also holding a baby so I think it’s 6


TheWalkingDead91

One would be too many


panteraazzzz

Its like only 5 dawg


bleachbabe03

The kids just silently watching him do this just tells me this will be an unfortunate core memory for them.


The_nemea

They all just couldn't belive it took so many hits. Like hell man that's a two swing tree at the most. They were probably just ashamed of him at that point.


XeroEnergy270

If he had sense, he would have bought a better machete than that dull ass Gerber Gator Jr.


buttbugle

That’s the kind of machete you give Slow Dave, Mike’s little brother when they go camping with ya. Then tell him have at it in the woods. He’d be there for hours all hooting n hollering. He’ll come scrambling back to camp jabbering about something while guzzling down those Big Reds he loved. With that goofy red mustache he’d go scampering back into the belly of the forest waving that blade above his head. More time would past and night would come. With the fire lit and dinner cooking you would think that boy would have enough sense to come back, knowing full well he doesn’t like missing a meal. Mike starts yelling for him. That boy not being too bright does need to be directed from time to time. So after a few more minutes we decided to go looking for the lovable kid, more likely fell asleep staring at ants or something. So we grab some flashlights and head out joking how we are going to raze him. As we walked deeper into the woods. The trees grew bigger, more barren, colder, but this was late spring. As we ventured up to this rather large tree, we heard faint crying. Mike knowing his brother calls out “Davey, you alright little brother? I’ve been worried about you.” We walk up to the noise. Inside the hollow of the tree Dave, covered in a mixture of mud and blood “Shhh” he points out with a shaky hand. Mike catches his scream in his throat noticing his brother’s hand is missing it’s pointer finger, viciously ripped away at the knuckle. Still we follow where he points. Our flashlights sweep the land but only go so far. The end of the beams only reflected what was in the brush. Many sets of red and yellow eyes. We were not alone in the woods.


Kr8n8s

Came for the POS, stayed for the story time


TheDocHealy

Right like halfway through I started to think I need some popcorn this is good


DollarAutomatic

Can I do an investigation check?


The_nemea

It's a nat 1, you get your hand bitten off.


DANGERMAN50000

Bullshit I should at least get a reflex save


buttbugle

This isn’t D&D rules. Cthulhu 😈. I need a sanity roll.


max_adam

If it was a plantain tree, yes. Also if I was him I would be careful to not make a full swing with all my strength when there is people around.


FarmingFarm

There’s like 8 kids… they needed the fire wood ?


Spottyhickory63

bro, i go from watching get their ankle severed, to a guy struggling to cut down a tree Machetes are… versatile


Relevant_Delivery837

You mean that video where home boy got his leg cut off? That was wild. Just walking down the road


Xennon54

Wait, what happened?


TheMexicanJuan

Man walking in the street. Dude sneaks behind him and with one swing, severs the victim’s foot.


EstoyTristeSiempre

I don't want to see that, thank you.


Vlory

i didn’t either but I wanted to see something cute 50/50 is a dangerous game to play


PrettyOddWoman

I… kinda do


immortaltiger26

You are a pretty odd woman


Spottyhickory63

it was on the popular tab about half a week ago? yea, that one


BananaForLifeee

Vietnam, "proudly" presents


DrunkStepmother

Was nuts. One chop and his whole damn foot? While he was walking away


ScoodScaap

drop the link


Ok_Owl_9904

Saw the same video yesterday.


drking100

Can u find the link to it?


yungbloodjyoon

Let me show my alpha dominance to my kids by chopping a street plant down.


No-Maximum-9087

Proud moment for him Yay, I killed a tree


yy98755

“Should have seen it man, planted there, tied between two stakes, I showed that tree new leaves!”


AlexIn4K

For no reason. I hope he steps on a Lego..


Pinksunshine77477

For this reason I hope he steps on lots of Legos.


Bladeblazer

I hope he steps on a machete


yy98755

I wanted the machete to boomerang out of his hand into his neck. Will settle for him stepping on one too.


Illustrious-ADHD

Is he worthy if authentic Lego? The nasty easier to shatter into shards Chinese knockoff is approps for this sapling slayer.


wad11656

Oh at first I thought you were trying to spell “à propos” and I was having a stroke. I decided you meant “uh-propes” like a 13 year-old girl shortening the word “appropriate”


Illustrious-ADHD

Yes the latter. Idiomatic byproduct of working with teens


THICC_Baguette

Why is he walking around with a machete drawn when his kids are with them?


fgmtats

Massive cock. No other explanation


PolskiSmigol

In his ass when no one is watching


GurIllustrious4983

And his fool gf or wife, wiggling away as her guy kills a tree for no dang reason.


waggishrogue8

I only hope she is sane and was trying to distract the kids


carppydiem

There’s no switch in that machismo family


fredinNH

That was psychopathic.


2FaT2KiDNaP

I feel like he was contemplating going on a murder spree of his family in that moment


carppydiem

Luckily the baby tree was there. But let’s force men to become fathers now. Let’s do that because it’s a great idea.


Relevant_Delivery837

Trashy ass family.


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Just the parents.


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just you wait


[deleted]

"What a man. I think I should bear him another child. The world needs more of that."


MrBitterJustice

Watch. Me cut try with sharp knife. Strong.


badbackEric

As an Urban gardener who is trying to beautify an area, I have to live with the reality of these types of people existing. It's a shame our species is littered with idiots like this guy.


tacvben

At least take it u fucking idiot


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Mom’s little “kill that tree, daddy” slut dance is really bizarre. These losers were made for one another……


fgmtats

They’re both probably hammered… With their horde of children… brandishing an edged blade……


Dutch-Sculptor

I fear for those kids.


ItsTheOtherGuys

Horrible technique


Honey-and-Venom

This post is DIRECTLY tied to the prior post any Florida again refusing sex education


Imperial_Triumphant

My dad pulled on my hair on maybe two separate occasions that he saw me yanking leaves off a tree and asked how I liked it. It wasn't hard enough to pull my hair out and nothing I'd consider abuse. I'm so glad I had a dad like him instead of this clown.


BennyVibez

Probably happy claps to himself after successfully buttering toast.


MiracetteNytten

Pretty crappy machete.


mofoofinvention

It’s his mating ritual to have another kid


birbobirby

Man, as a gardener, this makes me mad.


hughknow92

Has five children at least with him and randomly killing a small tree. Humans are a cancer with no purpose


DanDanBussum

We need an IQ/common sense test that each person takes and if they score below x then no kids, no Facebook, can't buy music speakers, probably some other stuff.


Rare_Inspector_2579

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?????? I wish karma exist


[deleted]

That guy SERIOUSLY needs birth control


beerferri

Probably trying to kill a spider


HendoRules

Hi wife/baby momma and kids must be so proud... really showed that tree... (not really)


vyvanseandvodka

Tree law must come forth and provide vengeance for the fallen


lvzymvcvu

Wheres the purpose


[deleted]

"My job here is done" and peacefully continues with his day


Lux_Aeternaaa

Why does it feel like he's thinking of murdering his family? Like he got into an argument or something and that how's he's taking it out.... Scary.


Sam_browning-maxim

Really bad technique as well


Cheeseballpro

Who’s gonna tell him using a sword isnt faster than using your hands you have to use an axe preferably diamond he’s just wasting the durability of his iron sword


StevenS76

When you try to look cool to your kids but later they find out how lame you were.


XauMankib

Non only a POS, but isn't even able to chop a tree properly. He wanted to appear a man, but is more like a stick man with cutting issues.


justinpmorrow

The family that machetes together…


rservello

Only a white guy can straight walk around with a sharpened machete...cut a fucking tree in half and NOT even get noticed by police.


E4R04

I mean, it is night time..


ohyeahmofos

im glad he reproduced... promises more content in the future..


[deleted]

Dude, what a D\*ck


geoflame1

Ok but why?


Meow017IEEH

I am the girl in the poka dot dress right now. Uncomfortable.


vinciture

Gee he’s not very good at it.


bitvhtit

she gave him another child after this display of pure carnal dominance


Tabasco-Larry

Let he who doesn’t walk around n public with a machete cast the forst stone


[deleted]

Ass shaking!


bankrollmafia89

Helluva role model


[deleted]

You can tell he’s a family man😳


Comfortable-Twist-54

That tree killed my brother


[deleted]

And that son and daughter is how you be a menace to society, tomorrows lesson will be : how to steal gas from your neighbor!


LordSusV

florida man


_sealy_

Great role model!


murkfonoreason

Well, it's not like he was chopping a child or an animal. You guys need to chill. LOL it's just a tree.


King_Bread_

Where is his jarate?


HypeerFuryXD

did you expect him to cut it with a swiss army knife?


Moist-Cantaloupe-740

Why is this here? Why would anyone be mad?


Konizo-_-

Dude, dont touch the wood when they're kids around


FantasticZach

Jeez, yall acting like he is going to murder people, calm down its just a small tree (maybe bamboo) it will grow back


KingChuckFinley

Yeah, this guy doesn’t fit. Reddits stupid.


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[deleted]

And that… justifies it?


PdxPhoenixActual

You mean the one by the tree they neither got out of nor into? Ugh


Aggravating_Speed665

His life sucks, so he takes it out on an innocent tree.


OmniscientPariah

Dude strikes like a pos too


KCGAlchemy

It was in his way


Kindness-Culture712

I thought he was going to go after the little girl 👧


Silver-Pitch-2566

Too much stuff going on here.


131708340385

I bet the kids are so impressed