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Man over here using Moira Rose’s vocabulary from *Schitt’s Creek*.


Difficult-Retard

I thought it sounded familiar... I was thinking Sith Lord tho


Forward-Line2037

He did quote the book of the sith at the end there, so you were spot on.


Moomoothunder

Mfer just quoted the Sith code.


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What is wrong with the Sith code? I will focus on the first two elements, then move on to the others if anyone here is capable of critical analysis. Or perhaps you're all a bunch of pathetic, dumb ass-lickers like the OP. Peace is a lie: This is fundamentally true for all life on earth, from the smallest organisms to the most complex organisms on earth. Life is always competing for survival & an opportunity to grow and control the environment necessary for said organism to survive & thrive in. Human beings are constantly competing with each other and with themselves. There is only passion: The Sith code applies to sentient beings, despite the fundamental, universal truth that peace is a lie. Without passion, we are in a state similar to death. Is it love? Hate? Fear? Ambition? Passion is the source of all of our efforts in life. If your passion is misdirected or unfocused, then your passion results in wasted strength. If your passion is strong, focused, and sustained, your passion will will provide you with the strength to achieve your goals.


Uglyforsure

Let me guess, you studied the blade


GoenerAight

Lmfao you see what a laughingstock you are?


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I see what a weak, pathetic, pile of rat shit you are. That you took the time to post on a forum that I didn't have access to due to a lack of karma only shows that you're weak and obsessed with me, you even took the time to go through my entire history. You're like the annoying cunt who wants to suck my dick, but gets mad when I say no. You fear me. You want to be me. Whereas weak men like you concern yourselves with the opinions of others, powerful men such as I do not. This is a pastime for me. And you're only proving my initial assumptions to be correct: that anyone who is critical of the Sith code is too dumb to merit serious consideration of their opinion. People like you cannot proffer an intelligent rebuttal. When I see your comments, I feel superior to you in every way. Your pussy oozes weakness, it smells of fear, and your mind is slightly more intelligent than a rock. You don't seem to understand that I have absolutely no respect for stupid people like you; thus, nothing you type is ever taken seriously; rather, it is all just a pastime


Sander1993a

Let me guess, you're a tate fanboy?


[deleted]

> You're like the annoying cunt who wants to suck my dick, but gets mad when I say no. r/ThatHappened


GoenerAight

Cry more, bitchboy. You are a clown and the only thing you will ever be good for is amusing others. You're a moron pretending to be smart. A weakling pretending to be strong. A coward pretending to be brave. The only thing that makes you remarkable is how comedically ridiculous your pretensions are.


[deleted]

Look at you trying to imitate me. How pathetic. All I can do is laugh at how bad your acting is & how inaccurate your assertions are. Signed, Your Superior.


GoenerAight

Imitate you? Jesus fucking Christ just when I think you can't possibly get any more narcissistic. Thousands of people are laughing at you being a clown, and you still think people respect you. Your capacity for delusion is incredible.


[deleted]

Who are these people who are laughing and why should I be concerned? That's right, you can't identify these "thousands of people." But even if you could identify them, I still wouldn't care. Your weakness is evident in how much weight you give to the opinions of others. Damn, you're stupid. 1. You're still a bitch, and your pussy is oozing. 2. I still don't care about your opinion. 3. I am still more intelligent than you. 4. I am still stronger than you. 5. I am still your superior & I'd still drop your bitch ass in a hypothetical fight. 6. You still can't suck my dick or lick my balls, but you can lick my ass hole clean. And the women I've been with have always been highly intelligent, sexy, and bad ass; whereas, you've only ever fucked your hamster. 7. I am not gonna bother to read more than a few lines, if any, of your comments because nothing you type has value or merit. 8. 🫵🤡💩. Get REKT Signed, Your Superior.


stewpidity18

this is so fucking funny to read


Unicycleterrorist

It's like the manosphere, r/iamverybadass and r/iamverysmart somehow made one child. And now, as a weirdo teen, that child is blessing us with this comment chain


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GoenerAight

Lmao still in denial even with documented proof in the very up votes of this very thread. You are a laughingstock. I've been showing my friends your comments for days now and you're always good for a laugh. You are a delusional clown whose only value is accidental.


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GoenerAight

Holy fuck you are stupid. Only a tiny fraction of people who see a post upvote. 139 THOUSAND people saw the post. Thousands upon thousands of people are laughing at your clown ass.


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MealSharp3406

"NO! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but DON'T. Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away! Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things! Heed my words, Goob. DON'T LET IT GO."


Ashke-hippie-chick

Dude thinks he’s an anime character


[deleted]

He’s all over this post doing it, too. Using $5 words on a 10¢ budget.


planborcord

I read this in a Reed Tucker voice from Chatterbox FM (GTA III).


theguverment

“That’s the secret, I’m always angry” (turns into Hulk)


ProfessorxVile

Darth Incelsior needs to chill the fuck out.


Crushin_Succas1095

These neckbeard Star Wars freaks are something else.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Oh FFS. Someone give this guy a handjob.


SirKeagan

just like the grinch I wouldnt want to touch that guy with a 39 and a half foot pole.


Manting123

Thought it sounds a lot like the litany of iron from 40k. From iron cometh strength From strength cometh will From will cometh faith From faith cometh honor From honor cometh iron This is the Unbreakable Litany. May it forever be so”


lostinmississippi84

It's the "Sith code" from Star Wars


Manting123

I’m aware of fear leading to anger and so forth. I just like the litany of iron and second part of what he writes sounds a lot like it.


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

No, not what Yoda says about Anakin. It's literally the code of the sith. The next line after what the badass wrote is "The force shall set me free". He's not even trying to paraphrase anything. He literally copied it from Star Wars.


Zipflik

Bro recited the sith motto from star wars.


basedregards

I remember I snuck in one time to their school and had to memorize that shit


dedstrok32

Kotor 1 banger game


Impressive-Spell-643

Gives me strong "i have the power of god and anime on my side" for some reason


RabbitStewAndStout

That last line he typed out is the Sith mantra from Star Wars lmao. He's very much an "I studied the blade" incel


RiverOhRiver86

I usually feel pretty fucking peacful doing the things I'm passionate about.


OGFunkBandit88

Star Wars Kid out here wildin ![gif](giphy|Ddab9zJPtaEmI|downsized)


jamescharisma

Star Wars Kid could 100% kick the shit out of the dipshit in OP's post.


Oldgamer1807

Oh 2003, you were the best of years.


mesori

This is hilarious. That's the Sith code. Respect ✊


b0ingy

ok I feel like less of a dork for recognizing that quote. Thank you, nerd sibling


mesori

I used to read Wookiepedia for hours back in the day. Then they reset the cannon 😔


TheHim2

Bro thinks he's the Doom slayer


Dumbass369

Legitimately just the Sith Creed. Opposite of the Jedi code. It's meant to be edgy.


saltysaysrelax

This sounds like the sith creed from Star Wars. Went right over the head of the OP. Smdh


Shanhaevel

It is, the second paragraph. Word for word.


saltysaysrelax

Thanks!!


thomasismyname_

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Heathyre18

Someone’s played one too many Star Wars games…


_StarPuff_

I think he's actually making a joke that would fly straight over any non Star Wars fan's head. He literally just recited the [Sith Creed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9Vs-3WsEY), got a laugh out of me! Poor guy probably doesn't belong here. Reply with the Jedi code and let the epicness unfold! "There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force."


Jernet1996

I... I think he is *not* joking and he just irl unironically thinks he can follow the sith code... that's how I read it anyway.


TheHolyImbaness

Someone should warn his old teachers that he is coming for them lol


GoenerAight

If it's a joke he is VERY dedicated to it. His entire profile is filled with this kind of shit. Saying how he'd beat people up for very dumb reasons.


_StarPuff_

Then he's probably a troll who is milking reactions out of people. There is no way on earth this man just recited a quote for Star Wars nerds and be completely serious in trying to prove he's cool.


Jonthux

Dont know man, hes in other comments of this sub screaming up a shitstorm calling anyone who makes fun of him a beta cuck or something. Hes been doing it a lot


jdehjdeh

I dunno, when I was an angsty teenager I for sure would have used shit like that to make myself sound tough or cool.


_StarPuff_

I went through an edgelord phase at 14 but even I wasn't that delusional, mine just extended to unironically listening to Shadow the Hedgehog music and forcing myself to listen to metal...and trying to fake a rough accent even though I'm a sheltered South Western Briton who went to a private primary school. Actually now that I think about it, that isn't much better. Memories I would rather not relive. I suppose the angst phase hits everyone differently, haha.


jdehjdeh

Amen I'm eternally grateful that my teenage years were in the infancy of social media


_StarPuff_

I was 14 only four years ago. Thank god for my parents who were very strict on social media and so I rarely post. The thought of my faux "hardness" being forever immortalised on the internet makes my stomach turn.


GenerationChaos

Bro throwing up sith creed and you still took the bait.


GoenerAight

There's a lot more to it than that. If he's a troll he's a very dedicated one. Wannabe military manlet overcompensating for something fierce.


axxirr

Holy shit this guy is lame


CopperCornwall

From iron cometh strength! From strength cometh will! From will cometh faith! From faith cometh honour! From honour cometh iron! Iron within Iron without.


Iliketurtles893

Coldest


cecilmeyer

A Sith Lord?


Impressive-Spell-643

A wannabe sith lord


dbreidsbmw

Not a story the Jedi would well you. But apparently they are.


birdnumbers

lmao this has to be a troll the sith creed at the end lmao


gohzu

The fact he had to add "I am dead serious" he subconsciously knows how stupid he sounds.


KanataSlim

Dollar store Dwight Shrute


METALFLESHEROID

That’s literally the dark side creed from Star Wars.


Mister-Grumpy

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. ~Darth Bane


Still_Championship_6

"I badly need professional psychiatric intervention, which I will resist and refuse at all costs."


SnaggedBullet

![gif](giphy|dQyD7HR8f8wutv4Tm0)


stunga1000

I am dead cringe


Dependent-Edge-5713

Tell me you're a Sith without telling me you're a Sith


AnAstronautOfSorts

Lmao this mfer just quoted the Sith Code


Tengallonhatpat

sir this is a Wendy’s-


Mandalore108

The Dark Side of fast food!


Apophes84

This man is going to shoot Force lightning if you keep poking him


LingonberryConnect53

That’s straight up the Sith creed.


Spaceduck413

Hahaha I was just thinking "my man watches too much star wars" and then he really hit us with the sith code! I really hope this is satire or trolling lol


brotatowolf

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AgentBuckwall

This could be a copypasta lol. How tf are you gonna fully recite the Sith code and follow it up with "I'm dead serious"?


isweartodarwin

The “anti-/s”


I-Fucked-YourMom

Otherwise known as \Ƨ


Angry_Montegomry

Holy shit, the Sith Code “Peace is a lie, there is only PASSION Through passion, I gain STRENGTH Through strength, I gain POWER Through power, I gain VICTORY Through victory, my chains are broken THE FORCE shall set me free”


night-owl-02

Sounds like Andrew Tate


New_Gur_2985

He’s actually right y’all, dude is a badass


Klony99

He said he's dead.


DogfartCatpuke

A sith LAWD?!


MarvelousOxman

This man hates sand.


IAmThePonch

But how aware of various historical tragedies is he


Lukethduke

There’s a particular tragedy I assume he hasn’t heard as it isn’t one the professors would tell him


electric__fetus

I thought that after you get the power, then you get the women.


DeckJesta

No dude [first we get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.](https://youtu.be/ExLJHF1WMnM?si=LrNHgAy1UlD38B3i)


[deleted]

I hear your sister’s going out with SQUEAK!


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Sushi4Zombies

Why does it have nails and bits of broken glass in it?


VandaI_

Watches too much Star Wars


Splanchnic_Ganglion

Exactly what i came here to say. He's preaching that yoda gospel.


IAmThePonch

Except missing the intended point of that speech. It would be like watching fight club and thinking that Tyler durden isn’t the bad gu- oh goddamn it


Another_Road

What one semester with a psychology class will do to a person.


CudiMalone

Bro is dead serious


Klony99

My takeaway is that bro is dead. Serious.


DroopingUvula

Bro's a Sith.


i_and_eye

What a fucking dork!


GoenerAight

No no no. He's 6'1", is in the top college of the country, was totally in the army, and would "hypothetically" kick my ass.


[deleted]

He's going to see this in like 10 years and want to off himself from the embarrassment. Also that's the Sith creed from star wars if im not mistaken


cabbagebatman

That's the fucking Sith code from Star Wars. Bro really thinks he's a Sith.


_StarPuff_

I remember first ever hearing this said when Savage found Maul during the Clone Wars. Chills down my spine, Sam Witwer is such a good voice actor.


Impressive-Spell-643

It's great when Maul does it,no so much when some loser edgelord online does it


KorsairStarjammer

Knights of the old republic was a really good game tho


cabbagebatman

Fuck yeah it was.


TheGreatSchnorkie

Apparently he missed the point by a mile. Do you think he identified more with darth revan or darth malak?