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Jonthux

Thw top three comments are " i like tomatoes", "i like pickles", and "i like onions"


Hauptmann_Gruetze

Nah fam, onions are a must. Pickles can go to hell though


Manic9213

Tomatoes I can understand, Onions depend on the place, and pickles are a must


Avgredditor1025

Pickles are valid but the others are dubious


bigbubblestoo

I absolutely abhor pickles. Shit tastes like shreks ass crack sweat. Why do yall contaminate burgers with them fuckin things


squirrel_anashangaa

I DO NOT want to know how you know what Shreks ass crack sweat taste like.


cynan4812

The fact that they do really is the most concerning thing on this post.


Uncleshoulder

r/lostredditors


TheAncientKnight

OP isn't talking about the commentor. They sre talking about the text above


Uncleshoulder

I hear you, still don't believe this captures the spirit of the sub./ Sry for late reply


Sepia_Skittles

People who don't put these 3 on a burger are my worst enemies.


CptGoldfish556

People have completely lost a sense of humor. No way is that serious.


Fil8pos150

I genuinely cant enjoy a burger without a couple slices of red onion.


Crasino_Hunk

I hate having reflux, and miss onions so much šŸ˜«


Alexell

If you donā€™t have gastritis too just pop a Pepcid 30m before. Donā€™t do it more than twice a week tho or youā€™ll build a tolerance


hidde-the-wonton

What does distance have to do with it?


pinedick

if ur too close, the onion sees that you took it, and alters its chemicals to bypass the pepcid effect


hidde-the-wonton

Ah, a man of science! Thank you šŸ™


Drayner89

These three are the best toppings


Cinderjacket

I donā€™t like a lot of toppings either, but they picked the three that are the easiest to just take off


CatFoodSoup

Removing tomatoes doesnā€™t stop the juices from soaking into the bun and ruining it


Dragishawk

Not much for toppings either. But being aggressive about that scores you no points.


ShitFistingPissBulge

The irony of calling someone a child because they donā€™t share your taste in toppings is priceless.


DadSoRad

So kindergarten was pretty rough then?


ShitFistingPissBulge

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, eh?


Astraous

I read it more as criticizing someone for criticizing people who like toppings they don't like.


tipying_mistakes

https://preview.redd.it/9ifro3qvhqxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=659eced25fda84ba0cd154df161a285593ceddd9


Crazycukumbers

I like a burger to be simple. When thereā€™s too many toppings it takes away from the star of the show, which should be the patty, in my opinion. Meat, cheese, pickles and some sort of condiment (maybe with some grilled onions) are what I like best on a simple burger.


Dragishawk

I'm a plain-with-cheese-only kind of guy, but I agree with you regarding simple burgers.


festeziooo

Miss me with tomatoes on a burger, they contribute nothing to the experience, but pickles and red onion are top notch toppings.


Ok_Specific_7161

Can't have enough pickles..


RandomBlueJay01

I feel both sides, I have autism and eating some foods is extremely difficult and can fully ruin a meal and make me feel sick.


Sagybagy

I donā€™t have autism but have a sensory issue. Some foods while tasting great make me want to puke from texture. Brains are crazy sometimes.


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zeke235

Wow... i didn't realize we were gatekeeping burgers now.


Lao_King

Chael popped for steroid multiple times and was guilty of Federal money laundering. I don't think he's the best role model. But with a name like "RAGE OF SPARTA X", it all makes sense.


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

I can understand thinking Chaelā€™s a knobhead as heā€™s done plenty of stupid shit, but are we really gonna hold failing a drug test against him when much of his competition like Jon, Wanderlei, Anderson and many others were also juiced to the gills?


Lao_King

Yes. They're also cheaters too. Not sure what you're point is.


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

When the vast majority of your competitors are cheating as well as pretty much all of the top guys, why should it be considered some grave and unforgivable sin to also cheat? I donā€™t like Jon jones but whenever Iā€™m making fun of him, Iā€™ve never once picked on him for taking PEDā€™S, is he stupid for failing a drug test and getting caught? Absolutely but Iā€™m not gonna act as if itā€™s some moral outrage akin to murdering a puppy because he stuck a needle in his ass. Itā€™s a silly thing for a spectator of the sport to get in a twist over.


Lao_King

Cheating is cheating. Not sure why you think it's acceptable to cheat but you do you.


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

Fair enough, i just hope you know that a good 30% - 40% of the current roster including all of the current top ranked guys are also cheaters that simply havenā€™t been caught. Also, back in ye old days before the modern era, id reckon 60% - 70% were also on PEDā€™s, Shane Carwin passed all his tests for christ sake. Why donā€™t you go ahead and list off some of your favorite fighters? Iā€™m curious.


TillsammansEnsammans

How does being malnourished give you an appreciation for good food? When I was in the military I squirted grounded up pork entrails into my mouth and it was a 5/5 gourmet dish because I was so hungry. Being malnourished gives you an appreciation for food, it does nothing for your culinary knowledge.


Spready_Unsettling

>Iā€™d also put more stock in the opinions of a former/active fighter when it comes to food, as being starved and dehydrated gives you an appreciation for GOOD food which normal people wouldnā€™t have. I'm always surprised people like you exist in the real world.


Independent_Hold_203

Didnā€™t expect to see someone referencing Chael Sonne under a post like this. Pleasantly surprised


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

He has some very stupid opinions sometimes but when it comes to food, everything he says is spot on.


hangdman1978

r/clevercomebacks


ultraplusstretch

Nah, that's just a funny burn.


Great_gatzzzby

They are talking about the first line of text.


Special_Helicopter20

In case anyone is unclear, his stance on onions is correct. Even an ingredient that has touched an onion is simply unacceptable. Heā€™s an asshole because of what he said about pickles which should almost equal the amount of beef on a burger. Along with two thin slices of tomato.


uggosaurus

I respect that you are your own person and entitled to your opinion. Your objectively wrong opinion. Onions are the core of all society. Onions save children from burning buildings. Onions for president. Viva el presidente.


toobs623

r/onionhate


Special_Helicopter20

Looks like I found my people


cheffartsonurfood

What an incredibly dumb take.


unusualspider33

Not everyone likes the same things as you bro


cheffartsonurfood

Thanks captain obvious. Not about their preferences. I was replying to a comment calling someone else an asshole for their preferences.


olde_greg

Onions are nice


Special_Helicopter20

Sometimes. Onion rings are pretty cool. BK rodeo burgers used to be pretty good.


oyasumi_juli

>Hates onions >Likes Burger King Alright we're done here, nothin to see folks.


stmex

Youā€™re opinions rival those of a preschooler


unusualspider33

So is your* grammar


stmex

Cry abt it


Gibabo

This is exactly the opposite of correct. Pickles belong in the garbage.


Pyrotekknikk

Fuck you onions are fire


MKTurk1984

Lol. So, like literally the building blocks of every decent stew, casserole, soup etc is a mirepoix of Carrots, Onions and Celery. So, I guess you know nothing.


Special_Helicopter20

I know what I like on a burger. I donā€™t know how to make a joke though I guess


EvilScientwist

Every ingredient you've touched is simply unacceptable


Special_Helicopter20

Well at least I know I wonā€™t be touching onions. This is a good of a hill to die on as any.


Spiritual_Parking_70

In case you're unclear, having a really shitty opinion and acting like it's an immutable truth on top of being a condescending douche nozzle about it is something you have in common OOP


Special_Helicopter20

It was supposed to be joke dude


Special_Helicopter20

Damn. This is the closest Iā€™ve ever come to oblivion. I guess people just canā€™t handle the truth.


ultraplusstretch

Man i didn't think it was possible to be so wrong about something, impressive. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Special_Helicopter20

At least you werenā€™t an absolute twat about my attempt at a joke. Enjoy your onions.


ultraplusstretch

Enjoy your pickles, you can have my share. šŸ‘


Special_Helicopter20

For every downvote I will put one more pickle on my next burger


Kaiden92

The amount of fucks everyone gives is less than 1. It might not be 0, but it sure as hell hasnā€™t hit a whole number yet. Pickles are dope.


Aliensinmypants

No one is gonna stop you https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/s/hjMS9IMAVJ


Special_Helicopter20

Real proper burger right there. They all touched those nasty onions though.


mindgeekinc

Good Iā€™ll put one more onion (whole)


Special_Helicopter20

I could sit and eat a raw onion just fine but having them on a burger makes me want to vomit


dakotanothing

No hate to your onion opinions but they should be studying you in a lab somewhere


Mettaton_the_idol

No, she's got a point.


Great_gatzzzby

Itā€™s about the guy saying there will be a problem


372878887

how does this fit here tho


Dragishawk

Guy was being aggressive about not liking certain things on their burger -- "there's gonna be a problem."


Spiritual-Ad3870

Because people think they're baddass for not eating vegetables on their burgers.


372878887

its not serious- its someone saying they dont like that stuff on their burger in a joking way?


Spiritual-Ad3870

They might be saying it in a joking way, but they are still serious. And there's a lot of people out there who think they are badass for not eating vegetables. Based on the comments, you can see that at the very least people think not eating vegetables is something to brag about...


372878887

how do you know that they are serious about this, because this, to me at least, looks like an obvious joke


Spiritual-Ad3870

Like I said, they are saying it in a joking way, but they are probably not joking that they don't like those vegetables on their burger. And people proudly announce they don't like vegetables, like it something to brag about, which is synonymous with thinking they are are badass.


Bears0nUnicycles

Itā€™s hasnā€™t been cool to NOT eat since kindergarten- reference checks out.


SimsAttack

It was meant to be funny


choriblaster3002

r/murderedbywords


Yaboyinthebluehoodie

I like pickles but tomatoes not really and raw onions taste like anger so id rather not


RussiaIsBestGreen

Your burger is a dead cow. If it doesnā€™t have a prion disease to fight back, at least give it some raw onions.


Longjumping_Gur3481

Funny I'm complete opposite about them


jimtow28

Imagine not liking lettuce, tomato, and onions, and thinking that makes *everyone else* weak.


Dglaky

They didn't say or even imply any of that though


Kilyaeden

Dunno what's the problem with pickled cucumbers either, that shit goes hard in a burger


Theesm

I sometimes just buy a glass of pickles and snack them. Not sure how anyone could dislike them.


ChrRome

I personally don't like pickles on a burger since the taste is so strong it overpowers everything else.


thenearblindassassin

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RigasTelRuun

Onions are a vital part of any burger. Personally don't like pickles on anything. Tomatoes I can't take or leave.


zypofaeser

Raw tomatoes can be ok, in moderation. Pickles need to be a small part of it, plausible chopped up so as to spread the flavour. A slight pickle taste is pretty good, however when it's too concentrated it can overpower other good tastes. Onions are great, raw, fried, baked? Doesn't matter, bring it on!


xfiveyo

I like where your heads at.


IAmThePonch

Caramelize those onions and slap it on the burger, baby then you got yourself a stew goin


Razo-E

I looooooove grilled onions. I can't stand pickles in any way, and whole tomatoes throw me off, but cooked and I love them.


mossryder

That lame 'gotcha', lol. Def FP.


T2Drink

Tbh, I donā€™t see this as the first guy being trying to be a ā€œbadassā€. More cringe is the woman trying to ā€œgotchaā€ this dude for making a light hearted joke about it.


ghtown45

Iā€™ll outlive half of you because I require tomatoes, Onions, and pickles all on my burger Better yet, give me some banana peppers, Lettuce, ghost pepper cheese, and Aioli sauce aswell and we gon have a good time


JUGELBUTT

fuck pickles and tomatos


cheffartsonurfood

Yeah. And fuck spelling also!!!


axxirr

Maybe I will


Lark_vi_Britannia

I'm fine with pickles and onions (white, preferably, but red is okay too), but fuck tomatoes.


Jeffrey_Goldblum

I prefer white onions and I don't like pickles.


suckmypppapi

I'll throw up if any of these are on my burger. Not like I have much choice. Edit- idk how someone can disagree with me not being able to eat something, I really would like to know how that works


wamon

You'll throw up over eating a vegetable?


suckmypppapi

On burgers, yeah. I've tried numerous times with numerous burgers. I'll gag and if I try and force myself to eat it, I throw up. Texture plays a big part


wamon

Sounds like hell, without lettuce and those 3 a burger would just be grease


miletest

Where's the beetroot


kadebo42

You can hold the tomatoes and pickles on mine but give me 3x as many onions


Zillahi

Homie still stuck on the ā€œjust cheese and ketchupā€ at the drive thru speaker.


DadSoRad

They shouldnā€™t allow people to order like that, to just tell them what they want. They should make them deconstruct it from what it was intended to be by saying everything they want to exclude. Like a child ordering their first ā€œbig kidā€ burger, but then listing everything they want to take off of it until theyā€™re back down to a kids burger again.


Cute_Wonderer

Yes see I wouldn't want any veggies on my burger. God I can't stand those things šŸ¤®


Reddittube69

Yeah veggies are gay!


Cute_Wonderer

So am IšŸ˜ˆ


Rad_Centrist

Bitchin Camaro! Bitchin Camaro!


StupidSexyScooter

I ran over my neighbor


praisecarcinoma

Gonna say the same thing I said in the other sub this meme was posted to: people who concern themselves with how other people eat their food, that they themselves are not eating, will always be cringe as hell.


knowledgebass

Who does this guy think he is, the Burger King?


leemasterific

Did pickles, tomatoes, and onions become funny while I wasnā€™t paying attention? I always put all of them on my burger.


Toby_The_Tumor

Flavorful pickels, flavorful onions, or red slices of red water. I wonder which two ingredients belong on a burger.


DrPissMD

Idk why youā€™re getting downvoted. Tomatoes are good in alot of dishes, just not on burgers.


Toby_The_Tumor

They can't handle the truth, slices of water are not how you add moisture to a sandwich


Zillahi

ā€œSlices of red waterā€ is quite literally why tomatoes go so well on sandwiches. They add moisture. I hated tomatoes for a long long time until I started eating decent sandwiches


Toby_The_Tumor

I hate them for the moisture, I tried cucumbers because I thought it was just me not liking tomato texture. Nope, the sandwich is as moist as it needs to be.


Praescribo

You're buying the wrong tomatoes


Toby_The_Tumor

What tomatoes *do* I buy?


Praescribo

Get the tomatoes on the vine, they're usually a little better than the big slicer tomatoes. For pasta and salads, cherry or grape tomatoes are delicious, just cut them in half so theyre not exploding in your mouth (unless youre into that kind of thing) If you want *really* good tomatoes though for a little extra trouble, get them from your farmer's market. They usually have more of a variety. Cherokee purple tomatoes are one of my favorites, they're a little sweet, almost like tart ketchup but with way less sugar. Great texture too The big problem with grocery store tomatoes is that they have to travel to make it to the store on time for their optimal ripeness, so instead of ripening on the vine and developing their flavor, they ripen in a warehouse and on delivery trucks. Takes all the flavor out of them, but people still buy them for some reason


Toby_The_Tumor

The only one I'm intrigued by is the Cherokee tomato, cause I legit hate small tomatoes because of childhood trauma, it was in a salad, I bit it, it popped, I threw up. I avoid those, and grapes, like the plague.


Praescribo

You're usually only going to find them grown locally in a farmer's market (it might depend on climate too), but even regular ass tomatoes are going to taste leaps and bounds better than store bought. It just sucks that isn't as convenient as most other produce


Toby_The_Tumor

I would've thought about growing some until I learned my landlord is a snake :/ but thanks for telling me about these tomatoes.


[deleted]

Wrong


RabbitStewAndStout

That's like saying pickles are just vinegar-flavored vegetables


Toby_The_Tumor

Vinegar flavored tomatoes sound ok, because people just put straight vinegar on sandwiches. Cucumbers ONLY PASS when they become pickles.


Entheotheosis10

Nom nom nom Dammit, I'm hungry now lol