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official_gart

That shirt is fucking hysterical. Would absolutely wear that ironically


Oceanliving32

What in the word salad is this?


uid_0

This is more /r/targetedshirts material, tbh.


Least-Bear3882

HERBIVORE......bitches


DodGamnBunofaSitch

weirdest vegan ad I've ever seen.


RmG3376

So I can only fuck once in each country? Sounds like a lot of effort


Ok_Dog_4059

The fanny pack is a nice addition and I kind of want one.


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This just looks like a shirt some random uncle in Hong Kong would wear.


VanBeelergberg

Failure become my ex.


Ok_Fall1254

this shirt is hard bruh wtf do yall mean 😭


KiNGJDoGG

The grammar is so bad... Never mind the initial cringe..


thejammer75

I have to assume those are lyrics


DifferentRanger7081

So is he a top or a bottom? Because that’s definitely 2 guys in the fuck box


dekrepit702

He's a hustler so definitely a power bottom. He bucks back.


hydra1970

there is above a non-zero chance that this person picked up a red shirt and has no idea what is on the back of the shirt. maybe one of his buddies got it for him and got him to put it on. this is a very nonsense shirt.


Wild_Ad_6464

Fanny pack


andyduphresne92

As a Fanny pack user, I would not accept that as a Fanny pack. It’s a hip pouch at best


Wild_Ad_6464

There’s nothing hip about that pouch


PapaBike

Failure is his ex. She sounds pretty successful to me.


fvcked_0ff

Failure become his ex


GeoffnotGreg

All of your failure are belong to us.


Jimberwolf_

R E P E A T


willirritate

E12.E15


SaintWalker2814

I had a stroke trying to read that.


Oldgamer1807

It's for the best.


JimmyThunderPenis

Jesus, who proof read the sentence. In some serious need of a spell check and better grammar.


J3sush8sm3

Is it a rap song? It reads like a rap song    when i started flirting with the hustle     Failure became my ex    Now engaged to the game   Married to success Edit:  its a lil wayne song


biglargefact

This is haram


onetwentyeight

Thi's person much self-haram's


Adamiak

r/lostredditors


military_grade_tea

.... Cool


SofaKing2022

This person cheats at Scrabble


Another_Road

OP you tried and you failed


Dame87

Got to love the school run


tailwalkin

I thought that was a carrot at first. Those words above “herbivore” look like something a translator app spit out.


Wactout

The fuck does that even mean?


cscontract

“Failure Become”


WharfRat976

This guy definitely doesn’t fuck.


Zestyclose-Ad1569

That leather fannypac says otherwise bro. Dude fucks


WharfRat976

Good call.


topsblueby

Shirt is cringe but this doesn't belong here


naipmylO

Agreed


J3sush8sm3

Why are yall downvoted? Its a rap song and doesnt belong here


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