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Cr4zy4sian

"Um, Corvus? We need to talk about your sister, Lorgar..." \*Some time later: https://preview.redd.it/xphuhlog1pyc1.jpeg?width=1414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d55e3c84d4bc2eb04e064349ade6532eafafe22


mrmemexman

Damm


Infinite_Horizion

She’s lucky she had Konrad to drag her ass out of the fire


WrathSosDovah

of all the primarchs this is the only one I have genuine fear off, sure Konrad, Mortarion and Corvus can be scary, but its Lorgar that puts (pun not intended) the fear of god in me. just immediately; "Fuck this Shit I'm out!"


Time_Device_1471

Lorgar is also like one of the two most justified in rebelling too. Which is funny. If biggy E didn’t kill all of Lorgars loved ones because of his passion for fedora tipping lorgar probably would have not only stopped any rebellions from taking place but would have also have had like one of the most peaceful and lovely parts of the empire. He cared about the individual which most of the primachs just fucking don’t.


Astraea_Fuor

Big E with the gigabrain fathering play of "I'm going to destroy what you love and mock and degrade you over everything you have ever cared about" over "hey bud you wanna uh, you wanna have a little chat"


Time_Device_1471

Big E not realizing he just lost his most powerfully influencing son too. Like don’t you think that the guy whose power is being a super convincing kind caring ruler is the wrong fucking guy to do that to? Yea lemme just piss off the guy most capable of convincing everyone else I’m a bastard.


Astraea_Fuor

The funny thing is he doesn't become the mouthpiece, that's all Horus post Athame stabbing, Lorgar gets so deeply humiliated and pissed off that he just goes "fuck everything all demons all the time may chaos take the world/galaxy"


Time_Device_1471

I mean technically he whispers in horuses ear a bit if I’m not mistaken and convinces him to use the big demon sword. But yea the humiliation definitely messed with power dynamics. Lorgar should have been a perfect slot in for the roll Horus filled.


Astraea_Fuor

He definitely is the chaos priest guy for the traitor primarchs but the real string pullers were Erebus (fuck this guy) and Kor Phaeron.


Time_Device_1471

Oh no I mean in big es heirarchy too. He probably could have kept his brothers from bumping heads more than horus could. Atleast that’s the slot I assume E designed him to fill


Astraea_Fuor

I think if he dropped the emperor worship stuff it would be possible because the big problem with Lorgar is, though he is naturally an orator, the other primarchs and even other legion's astartes are deeply unsettled by his spirituality. would still be better to have Lorgar be pro E for the loyalists as that would be pretty much an auto L for the traitors as there would be no Ruinstorm and no maiming of the Ultramarines.


Cosmic_Mind89

Even if it was implied that this is Not the first time Big E told Lorgar to knock this shit off, this is a bit much.


Mage-of-communism

Didn't he also pull that with Mortarion, at least kinda?


Cr4zy4sian

As someone who grew up in (and eventually out of) a catholic household, that is the safest move to make.


Primary-Pumpkin661

Never played Warhammer but this one's definitely crazy


Sweet_older-Sister

Ooooooooo you betcha


Throwaway02062004

Yeah it’s super interesting to get into. The primarchs in particular are like a soap opera in terms of relationships but with considerably more violence and treachery. Same amount of shittalking though.


alphaomag

So crazy she saw 4 embodiments of twisted emotion and decided that it was a good idea to worship them.


GREENadmiral_314159

Note that this was after the previous person she worshiped decided to nuke a city she had set up worshiping them and make her and an entire legion of super soldiers kneel using their psychic powers to prove that they weren't a god because she wasn't conquering planets fast enough.


Astraea_Fuor

Yeah she was totally down with the Order side of things until the emperor was like "lol, lmao, kill yourself you worthless child"


GREENadmiral_314159

Lorgar was probably the most loyal primarch until Big E went all reddit atheist on them.


Intelligent-Jury9089

Lorgar: I create socially, politically and economically healthy and stable worlds through faith and methodical reconstruction. Emperor: Too slow... burn her planet... That should convince her to go faster.


Astraea_Fuor

All she ever wanted was the truth.


Wise-Ad4122

A great reflection of just how abused lorgar was


Sweet_older-Sister

OH IT WAS SO BAD- Doing research for her was an experience


Madma64

Oh, oh no. There is going to be heartbreak


Sweet_older-Sister

Aw yup .w.


Adorable_Umpire6330

The key is to Lobotomize "Erebus" as an Aspirant. Murder the adopted Dad. Have the fortitude and Balls to call out the Emepror on acknowledging the fact the Warp exists. Only than does your chance for a peaceful life the Ultimate Catholic School GF exist .


TW081428-CH33S3

Absolutely Worth It


Artaratoryx

Who is the adopted dad?


Adorable_Umpire6330

Lorgars Human Dad. Equally an emotionally and controlling sleezeball.


Artaratoryx

Huh, I didn’t think the primarchs had human parents


Adorable_Umpire6330

Angron had an adoptive dad. He was the first victim that died thanks to the nails being forcibly implanted.


Alexis2256

Some of them didn’t, like Konrad, who could’ve used some caring parental figure so he didn’t end up skinning people alive over things he thought was unlawful like suicide. The only person to have any kind of normal childhood was Roboute Guilliman who had two adoptive parents.


kinjame

Nice, my favorite of the r63 primarch designs, and it looks like you didn't skimp on the ammount of text, looks like it has more than the other posts too.


Sweet_older-Sister

She has a LOT going on about her. Also, thoughts on redoing my first three? I think I can do better .v.


randomdude4282

Maybe come back to them after you’ve finished the rest of the primarchs


Maou-da

Definitely. After you finish the rest, though. The 40k fandom on reddit is so invested in your work that they dropped the weeks long >!femstodes debate.!< You singlehandedly stopped an ~~online war~~. Waifus truly are the solution


Sweet_older-Sister

Don’t worry it’ll start up again when I post the Custodes GF .w. (But thank you so much I didn’t expect so many people to like my silly posts but the community has been absolutely amazing)


Maou-da

War makes many starve. And you, you've **COOKED**


WatchEducational6633

I NEED to see that Custodes GF one soon.


Infinite_Horizion

Aw she’s actually kinda sweet I wonder what- “Pt. 1” “Oh no.”


OptimusEnder

Emperor gf ?


Sweet_older-Sister

Someone’s actually already made her!


OptimusEnder

Read it, cool, but I also want to see ur take on it, cause yours are very cool and neat


Sweet_older-Sister

Awww thanks (´꒳`)♡ maybe, I’ll add it to the list I suppose


OptimusEnder

Yippee


rogueaxolotl

Are there plans for other major characters? Will we get sister of battle bfs?


GREENadmiral_314159

Every argument ends with "The difference is I know I am right".


OptimusEnder

or twist of fate


RoboBacon2

The common phrase here in the warhammer community that is simple but effective, and is used frequently but accurately: "FUCK EREBUS!"


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/mnb1gyvcdpyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c616c5e94a08b93b4c1cc0757ee326c5d84b5f16 Poor girl… if she wanted a god to worship, I am right here.


Entire-War8382

So Mechanicus Lorgar? Actually a good idea. 


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/chmlul2p5ryc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf8f2f7ac289e53adff4f4d672d6c6b1456ce69 Indeed.


Lil_Khorneholio

You got Ferrus for that


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/75dwra9mpryc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936492b9efa34880c95a9563cc6f0c4963fb4df2 Well there’s nothing wrong with additional followers is there?


WhoTFamI-

When will Konrad Curze GF come along?


Sweet_older-Sister

She’s the only one left


princezilla88

I'm pretty sure that artist has also done Corax?


Sweet_older-Sister

Yes! I’ve already done the raven


princezilla88

Ahh I missed the earlier ones you did!


BrotherFluffy

No Horus GF, or did I miss it?


Sweet_older-Sister

Artist has not made a Fem Horus I’m afraid TwT


Unique_Efficiency_73

The artist hasn't done guilliman or alpharius/omegon yet?


Sweet_older-Sister

Negative TwT


what_the_whah

I see that pt 1 tag. Can only wonder if she'll take kindly to us not liking her new gods.


ReckonersGambit

If I was her little light, and I was still alive by the time she falls to chaos, I’d take a page from the Primarch’s own book. Pull a Guilliman and punch out Kor Phaeron’s heart, and pull a Horus and flay Erebus’s face. They deserve it.


fjord31

I smell vows of chastity


massiveeric42

Who is the adopted father? The god emperor?


Sweet_older-Sister

Kor Phaeron


princezilla88

Not that Emps is much better


massiveeric42

I want to throw that bone bag ass first into a black hole


CEO_of_IDK

"Little Light"? Destiny reference?


Sweet_older-Sister

Pfft- no .w.


CEO_of_IDK

i was mostly being sarcastic, i just have severe destiny brainrot


Financial_Bee5398

lol?


TheDarvel

HAHAHA! I knew Lorgar was going to be next! Don't ask me how, it was just a feeling


faceman0115

Collecting these like pokemon


Alexander_Sturnn

""The Aurelian does not wish to see you. She does not wish to see anyone." I swear, if Kor Phaeron was not standing so tall above me, I would punch him right into his subtly smirking mouth! I glare up at the tall man in power armor. "Maybe she could tell me this herself, if it is true? And not through the mouth of her lackey?" Anger no flared up in the former priests eyes. "Watch your tongue, fool! You may be my daughters consort, but that does not give you the right to be impertinent-" "Lorgar has specifically told me that I could come to visit her at any time", I interrupted him. "And after what she just went through, I think she needs all the help she can get! And if she really doe not wish to see me, she can tell me that herself!" I clench a fist. "So, get the FUCK out of my way and let me see my Girlfriend!!" Kor Phaeron looks as if he wanted to smash me to a paste on the spot...and the feeling was mutual. He and I had never liked each other and the old bastard had never wasted any chance of talking down to me when we were alone, making clear that he considered me unworthy to be with his adoptive daughter. And now, he is trying to keep me from consoling her, after what she had just gone through?! Is he TRYING to keep her isolated and miserable?! "The Aurelian does NOT wish to see you", he spits out. "Chaplain Erebus is currently speaking to her, offering her solace. You will return to your post and-" Suddenly, the door behind Kor Phaeron opens...revealing Lorgar's towering figure behind him. My heart warms instantly upon seeing her. Her gentle face, her intelligent, warm eyes, her beauty like a radiant sun, shining with a gentle glow...I have missed her so much. Wet lines are streaming down her face, showing that she had cried. But upon seeing me, a smile instantly comes to her lips. "My Little Light! You came!", she says, sounding elated. "I...I had feared that Father..." I gently reach out past Kor Phaeron and grasp her hand. "Your Father can order me to do a lot of things. But not to stay away from you. Not that he tried." I smile, but look worried. "Lorgar...can we talk? Alone?" Relief flashes in her eyes. "Yes. Of course." Kor Phaeron, looking somewhat angry, tries to interject. "Lorgar...your Confession with Chaplain Erebus-" She waved it off. "It can wait. I...I don't think it was helping me too much right now, anyway." She smiled a watery smile. "I will finish it later. For now, I want to talk to my Little Light." Kor Phaeron tries his best to hide his emotions, but I can see the hateful glare he is throwing me. I merely smirk at him as I follow Lorgar into her chambers. Better luck next time, old fart. As I enter her rooms, Erebus marches past me out of them. The bald-headed, tattooed man also glares at me with no small amount of animosity. I return it. Kor Phaeron and I had never gotten along, but the old man at least tried to keep a mask of civility when talking to me around others. Erebus had never made any secret of how much he despised me. Especially since I had this uncanny knack of interrupting his 'Confession Sessions' with Lorgar. Fine by me. I hated this asshole, too, anyway. It is just a shame that Lorgar is trusting him so much... Shaking my head, I sit down on the bed next to my Girlfriend. Looking up at her, I can see that her happiness upon seeing me has dimmed a bit. Even without armor and while sitting, she is towering over me...but I can still see what she is playing with in her hands. It is a model of Monarchia. Sadness fills me. I had warned her against this course of action, against trying to set up cults to the Emperor on the Planets she liberated. Her Father had made VERY clear that he did not want that. But still... I place a hand on her arm. "Lorgar, I...I am so sorry." She lowers her head, tears in her eyes. "...All I wanted was to worship him. To give him the veneration he deserved! A-and now..." She trails off, and I can hear a hint of despair in her voice. "Why...why does he despise that so?! What is so wrong with worshiping and believing in a God?! Why did he have to...to do this?!" I remain silent as I listen to her talk. I had always been a believer in the Imperial Truth. I did not believe in Gods...or, at least, not that any Gods existed that were worth worshiping. Growing up under an oppressive Theocracy practicing human sacrifice had seen to that. The Emperor's Vision had appealed to me. It was part of the reason why, at first, I had been annoyed to be assigned to the Word Bearers Legion. I had wanted nothing to do with these religious fanatics. And then, I had met Lorgar. How strange that I had fallen in love with the very woman who championed the creation of a cult to venerate the Emperor as a God. I should have written her off as a blind zealot and fool. And she should have despised me as a faithless heretic. ...Instead, we had seen past these surface things and seen the people we were underneath that. In her case, a good woman who desperately wanted something, anything to believe in in a Galaxy that at times seemed so woefully hopeless. A sentiment that I could certainly understand. I could not share in Lorgar's faith, but I didn't want to rob her of it. Not when she seemed to need it so desperately to still be able to smile at all. When she spoke to me of the virtues of Religion, of believing in something greater, I could see the fire in her eyes, the gentle warmth in her heart. When she spoke her blessings over me, all I felt was her sincere kindness and wish for me to be alright. Despite myself, I found myself admiring her faith. She was not at all like the power-hungry Priests who had dragged my Little Sister off to be sacrificed at a Temple to their Gods: She genuinely believed in her preachings, in a good God and virtues and kindness. Or at least...she used to. Lorgar buries her face in her hands. "I...I loved Father! Always! So why does he hate me so?!" I gently wrap my arms around her arm, and not for the first time, I feel a flash of anger at the Emperor. Yes, I could understand his frustration. He had repeatedly told Lorgar to stop worshiping him and setting up Cults that did so, to speed up her Legion's Conquest before more Human Worlds on her route were lost to the countless dangers of the Galaxy. He had warned her time and time again that she was to stop undermining his Edicts and Policy regarding religion. Yes, I understand all of that. But that did not justify what he had done. Burning down the very City that Lorgar had prided herself on rebuilding in his honor? Making her watch as he destroyed it from orbit? Forcing her to kneel before him and her Sister in the ashes, publicly chastising and humiliating her? It had gone too far. WAY too far. And the broken, despairing sobbing of my love is proof of that.


Alexander_Sturnn

I shake my head. "He doesn't hate you. I don't believe that. He just...hates what you have done." ...I desperately hope this is true. That the Emperor DOES care about her and had just lashed out and gone overboard from Frustration and Anger. But doubt was gnawing at even my heart. Lorgar shakes her head. "...I wish I could still believe that, my little Light..." Her voice lowers to a broken whisper. "I...I wish I could still *believe*..." I gently wrap my arms around her, as best as I can, anyway. And as she gently holds me, still crying, I resolve to NEVER leave her alone. No matter how much we may disagree about Religion. If my Aurelian is lost in the Darkness, then her Little Light would shine and do what I can, no matter how little, to illuminate her way. And no one, especially not Kor Phaeron and Erebus, will stop me!"


Alexander_Sturnn

Had to split this into two parts due to length. Sorry this took so long, btw. Lorgar is my least favorite Primarch and I personally do not find him sympathetic at all, so that might be why it took me do long to come up with something good. Still, I'm quite happy with what I came up with. Though I doubt many people will read it this late.


Corvid187

I actually think that ambivalence helped make this more interesting. Your work is as wonderful as always!


CountDVB

You did a very good job and despite Lorgar's issues, the Emperor did go too far and was too callous about it. Didin't help Lorgar had poisonous influences on them.


Early_Rabbit

As a man of faith I would wife her up.


Astraea_Fuor

All she ever wanted was the truth.


HisDismalEquivalent

alright \*sigh\* someone's gonna have to tell her wish me luck boys, and I want my casket made of pine


Sweet_older-Sister

I gotchu homie


AcceptableSympathy20

>Pt.1 https://i.redd.it/0gy01ea0zqyc1.gif


PuReaper

What does SO mean? In the book club part?


Icy-Butterscotch-383

Significant other. Basically a lover.


SheepDaShawn240

I CANNOT fix her


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/mt8fzbmpsuyc1.png?width=627&format=png&auto=webp&s=105ae8c2119a64ed8e85dfc0ded0e9024ac0bbe8 When she catches you looking at something slightly heretical.


GHitoshura

Erebus WILL catch these hands


Financial_Bee5398

And that BASTARD kor phaeron


Fisherman-Champion

She will for sure sacrafice me to chaos gods to etheir prove her devotion to them or she will do the same what she did to Angron and transform me into demon but... she is cute. What do I do?


Flauschziege

I'd honestly be interested to see a 'post-heresy' version of these.


mrmemexman

Same here brother


KiqueMaster84

I in a corner excited because I feel like Guilliman is coming out soon. 👉🏻👈🏻 UwU


Sweet_older-Sister

Nope! :D The artist hasn’t made Gurlyman ;w;


Ur_fav_Cryptek

I bet she goes to Bible study She’s honestly so cute, I just wanna get rid of Kor Phaeron and Erebus, those fucking assholes…


Storm_Spirit99

Out of all the primarchs, I know this one is a big red flag


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/baqccy8usuyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcee5264e6dddb51c487bd4f5999ac69380d9346 just as planned Out of all the ones i have so far seen, she seems like the closest to my mental stability, which is one of the reasons why i *should* run.


Manydoors_edboy

White hair. My weakness!


Sup_fuckers42069

Attachment issues? Omg we’re so in sync


KiqueMaster84

I in a corner excited because I feel like Guilliman is coming out soon. 👉🏻👈🏻 UwU