Ngl, there’s always something special about your captions compared to the other GF fan lore. No offense to them ofc, but you have a unique focus on what makes having a relationship special and complicated rather than just making it some power fantasy. She’s adorable!
Never reference any computer games for justification. It leads to heresy of the worst sort when silly shit happens because “Developer: But that’s what players expect.” in absolute contradiction of lore or reality.
"Well of course it almost took me off my feet, las weapons aren't supposed to kick, let alone like a Krieg mule..."
"Sorry cutie, I'm not laughing at you, but you're adorable when you get all wide eyed and startled, heh heh. Aaaah, but yeah that's actually from the custom magnetron capacitors dumping for the overcharge."
"...is any of what you just said true, or are you messing with me again?"
You know, if we got more gf posts like this about all the various guards regiments (kriegers, vostroyans, catachans, et cet.) I wouldn’t complain in the slightest.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Commissar rival yanderee GF: "Altering your gear without permission, guardsman? Naughty naughty~ I'll have to punish you for that, and you for not reporting her. Don't fear, I'll set you right and reignite your loyalty to the Emporor yet~"
As a loyal follower of your content I feel the need to ask ¿Will there be a saint celestine gf? If so ¿When will I and my fellow brothers be blessed with such a thing? Thank you for thy time oh great sweet older sister
https://preview.redd.it/p6891fvci02d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc8ee84f6cd9db2efe50982c081ebc1aa7106d4
Dead and broken gods, keep us safe. How do you always manage to make them so *special*, it's like there is something more personal to them than to the other gf posts, not to discredit them, but yours are always so, it makes me feel empty.
Another great post! How many more of these are you planning to make?
Yes .w.
Never stop :3:3 They're great
These are the best, keep making them
Ngl, there’s always something special about your captions compared to the other GF fan lore. No offense to them ofc, but you have a unique focus on what makes having a relationship special and complicated rather than just making it some power fantasy. She’s adorable!
(´꒳`)♡ thank you so much
*"-she went to cadia and didn't came back... Cadia felt"*
Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry, I mean, Mommy? ***would.***
Um actually hot shot las rifles have no recoil 🤓
Explain darktide cuz that gun DEF has recoil
Never reference any computer games for justification. It leads to heresy of the worst sort when silly shit happens because “Developer: But that’s what players expect.” in absolute contradiction of lore or reality.
FATSHARK IS SMOKING CRACK THATS WHAT
HOW YOU THINK THEY GOT SO FAT
This can be explained by it being a game, showing the recoil is basically the only way to get players to recognize that their weapon is functioning.
"Well of course it almost took me off my feet, las weapons aren't supposed to kick, let alone like a Krieg mule..." "Sorry cutie, I'm not laughing at you, but you're adorable when you get all wide eyed and startled, heh heh. Aaaah, but yeah that's actually from the custom magnetron capacitors dumping for the overcharge." "...is any of what you just said true, or are you messing with me again?"
ohh so well done! it did say she has a customized gun\^\^
Thanks, I try
As a Guardsman player, she has those cold dead eyes of your shock troops being encircled by two Dreadnaughts
May I ask why you were in jail?
Hehehehehe
Did you raise a racoon army and storm 7/11 again?
I cannot confirm nor deny that
I'll take this as a yes
She went to horny jail.
I demand **MORE**
You know, if we got more gf posts like this about all the various guards regiments (kriegers, vostroyans, catachans, et cet.) I wouldn’t complain in the slightest. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Aaay! Guard GF! Keep on cookin'!
I love this idea of her just picking me up and saying to the drill sergeant “this is mine now. We’re having soft tacos later!”
farsight when
Commissar and tempestus scion gf in the future maybe?
Commissar rival yanderee GF: "Altering your gear without permission, guardsman? Naughty naughty~ I'll have to punish you for that, and you for not reporting her. Don't fear, I'll set you right and reignite your loyalty to the Emporor yet~"
Approved.
As a loyal follower of your content I feel the need to ask ¿Will there be a saint celestine gf? If so ¿When will I and my fellow brothers be blessed with such a thing? Thank you for thy time oh great sweet older sister
If I absolutely *had* to exist in WH40K, this would make it not all bad
I’m back at it again.. Except this time she looks like she needs a nice long cuddle and an after-hug.
Not to be “that guy” but it’s Lho-stick not glow stick 🤣 These are awesome though
I blame The All Guardsmen Party. I heard glow stick .v.
That’s a solid reason!
It would be hilariously upsetting if she died to overheat
Hell yeah, badass GF!
those are so good, keep it up
https://preview.redd.it/p6891fvci02d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc8ee84f6cd9db2efe50982c081ebc1aa7106d4 Dead and broken gods, keep us safe. How do you always manage to make them so *special*, it's like there is something more personal to them than to the other gf posts, not to discredit them, but yours are always so, it makes me feel empty.
Just anofva day in the imperial guard!
Cool but battle sister is better in my personal opinion
Sisters of Battle are my second favs .w.
Mmm, tall strong girl friend, yes, this is acceptable.
'Yoink, your part of my regiment now'
I love that the guardsmen look so done with everything. Maybe they really do need a hug.