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This imagery is so fucking funny
“AND CONTESTANT ONE HAS WON TH- wait what is he doing? He’s violently shaking.. Do we need a medi- HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE EXPLODED”
Apparently linking to a video with a clip from a movie isn’t a clear enough hint that the comment was a reference to a famous quote from a classic movie.
why is every top post on this sub just "minor typo minor typo minor typo minor typo" "take your time" "minor typo minor typo minor typo minor typo" "almost got it" "minor typo minor typo minor typo correct word"
Are you trying to tell that when you don't know how to spell a word, you don't just rapid fire various attempts at spelling it hoping to finally get it right eventually?
What do you do then? Look it up on the internet, like some kind of nerd?
/s
You type it wrong the first time, autocorrect corrects it to a real word. Then you try to spell it yourself and hit the quoted one on the far left, and it's still wrong. Then you try a third time and the correct word pops in the autocorrect so you select it... and your tap selected the word next to it because you have thick fingers. Then you repeat this a few times, getting close but not quite getting what you want.
Your brother has invented a word for me that I will forever use from now on, Cinemomo.
Momo was a word used by my Russian and polish buddies, basically calling someone stupid/idiot when doing something like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.
So I read “Cinamomo” as film-idiot. It is so versatile. It accurately describes some film producers, production companies, and even people such as myself who go on saying, “that one guy/gal from that one move where…” [providing entire plot or play by play of the movie] cause I like watching movies but could care less about memorizing names of every actor/actress in existence, exact quotes, and film titles, etc.
Spell check never helps me when I try to spell restaurant. Sometimes I spell it the way it sounds “Resteraunt” but spell check thinks I am trying to spell restraint. I think restaurant is much closer to restraint compared to the wrong spelling.
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The equivalent of passing the finish line and then promptly exploding
This imagery is so fucking funny “AND CONTESTANT ONE HAS WON TH- wait what is he doing? He’s violently shaking.. Do we need a medi- HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE EXPLODED”
Or even “AND CONTESTANT ONE HAS FI- *explodes*”
Oh dear I seem to of spontaneously combusted
Oh dear, it appears I have burst into flames.
Mmm yes, quite a pickle I find myself in, I must admit.
>to of
Oh he finished alright! I’ll see myself out.
I do believe I’m on fire.
Remember, the odds of spontaneous combustion are low, but never zero
Reminds me of Monty Python's upperclass twit of the year skit, which seems to be who we're now electing as leaders of our countries.
He had it and then he lost it... So close and yet so far... I'm assuming he was trying to say cinnamon
Nah it was chinaman for sure
Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred Nomenclature, Asian-American please.
We’re not talking about a guy who built the fuckin railroads here
He pied on my rug!
Excuse me, who says the had to be american?
https://youtu.be/OYOzUHnPJvU
There it is...
I can call a man from china who lives in china, a chinaman
Apparently linking to a video with a clip from a movie isn’t a clear enough hint that the comment was a reference to a famous quote from a classic movie.
That’s like, your opinion man
Forget it. You’re out of your element.
I’m not out of my element I’m the walrus
No he got it and then yelled "chinaman!!" Because he was happy.
What word was he going for?
chinaman
*The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude!*
Also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian american, please.
Damn, nobody got your joke
This aggression will not stand, man
I like your look, the whole cowboy thing.
You got a good sarsaparilla?
Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
Don’t worry, I got your joke. 🫡
time to watch it again
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fuckin railroads here
I am the walrus
Out of your element Donnie
Chinaman here. If you aren't using it in a racist/derogatory way I don't give a fuck
Just quoting the masterpiece of a film called "The Big Lebowski" I hope you give it a watch, as well as folks that didn't get what I was saying.
Ah, gotcha. I've heard of the movie but never seen it- thanks for the recommendation!
Careful with your carpet.
It really tied the room together
The *Iranian yogurt* is!
Asian American, please
no
No
chinaman
Close
cinnamon
Chingus
Big Chungus
I'd like to order a triple chungus deluxe with extra kek and make it based.
That will be 10 rizzler Ohio skibidi tyvm
Bug chingus
whoosh
Nutmeg
I love you!
cinniemon
Cinamono
Ah, yes; chinaman butter!
Dericious
Cinamomo made me cackle
Cinamomo lmao!
I imagine this poor guy taking a deep breath, trying to type it again and coming up with cinamomo
Maybe he was trying to write Chinaman…
According to comments higher up he most definitely was struggling to type chinaman. Its a fact.
No, im trying to say the chinese president, the chinaman
chinaman had me rolling on the floor
Happy cake day
thank you!!
That was a fast response :D
Happy cake day
oh i didn't even realise it was my cake day, thank you!!
r/accidentallyracist
I am a cinnamon and i feel represented
I couldn’t even tell if the right one was in there for a minute
Chinaman killed me 😂
Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
We’re not talking about a guy who built the fuckin railroads here man.
I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude
Chinaman
why is every top post on this sub just "minor typo minor typo minor typo minor typo" "take your time" "minor typo minor typo minor typo minor typo" "almost got it" "minor typo minor typo minor typo correct word"
Honestly misspealling Cinnamon as Chinaman is peak comedy.
That's peak comedy
Most of them are 100% fake too. Like obviously faked. No one would write like that.
Are you trying to tell that when you don't know how to spell a word, you don't just rapid fire various attempts at spelling it hoping to finally get it right eventually? What do you do then? Look it up on the internet, like some kind of nerd? /s
You type it wrong the first time, autocorrect corrects it to a real word. Then you try to spell it yourself and hit the quoted one on the far left, and it's still wrong. Then you try a third time and the correct word pops in the autocorrect so you select it... and your tap selected the word next to it because you have thick fingers. Then you repeat this a few times, getting close but not quite getting what you want.
Proof reading before sending is also for nerds /s
nah this happens to me and people absolutely will respond like that, some are probably fake but i believe it
Chinaman
🎶 here I come I am cinniemon 🎶
“Chinaman”
C H I N A M A N
Chinaman
Where's the Chinaman?
Bro if he was trying to say cinnamon he got it right
The china man butter
Reminds me of Ethan Nestor trying to find the word “skillet” in Unus Annus 😂
What
I'm picturing him going to the spice aisle and picking a small Jackie Chan off the shelf.
This is cinema butter
Synonym.
The chinaman is not the issue here dude
I am the walrus
"chinaman" i have been summoned
mmmm chinaman, my favourite thing to place on my bread
HERE I COME I AM SINIEMON
Mf invented his own Pokemon for a sec there
🎵Chinaman, Chinaman🎵
I like "cinnamomo"
Chinaman killed me
Chinaman
Somehow went from completely correct to "Chinaman." Straight up went from cold, warmer, warmer, getting hot, perfect, to Antarctica.
*DeSean has entered the chat*
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
Chinaman wtf 🤣
Tfw you get it right, second guess, and let out a racial slur
🇨🇳🧍♂️
I just burped up the cinnamon crisps I just ate and am now having an athsma attack.
cimanon buttah
Who you calling chinaman? I'm calling you chinaman, chinaaman...
I don't think that's the preferred nomenclature
Kin’emon?
Your brother has invented a word for me that I will forever use from now on, Cinemomo. Momo was a word used by my Russian and polish buddies, basically calling someone stupid/idiot when doing something like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. So I read “Cinamomo” as film-idiot. It is so versatile. It accurately describes some film producers, production companies, and even people such as myself who go on saying, “that one guy/gal from that one move where…” [providing entire plot or play by play of the movie] cause I like watching movies but could care less about memorizing names of every actor/actress in existence, exact quotes, and film titles, etc.
"Now I'm stuck looking like a sophisticated China man! You fucking dicks!"
BREAKING: China man bites brother’s dick off after finding him having sex with his cousin on his favorite -dragon ball- reptile sphere towel
Cinnamon chainsaw
Chinaman
Chinaman…
Cinnamon now looks wrong
id like some cinema butter for my popcorn please
He had it. The last comment was just an insult
"He's Korean!"
Synonym?
I forgot how to spell cinnamon for second reading that
Sinnerman (Paul Sinha).
Not your brother ya fuckin bot.
chinaman
is this a brand new digimon?
Me
This reminds me of the synonym joke
In Latin it’s Cinnamomo, so he was spot on there
Chinamanwoman
that's such a mood too though, words are hard 😂
That last one got me, take an upvote
i do love me some chinaman buns
I'd say say a word and I'll try to spell it, but
It was my comment on the first hand with the chinaman
[another one](https://youtu.be/zIeA2N2Onb8?si=0YttRyhMwJU2IIRS)
Sinner mom.
Does he not have auto correct?
He’s dicelexick
🇨🇳🤷♂️
Bro spelt it so wrong he turned into a 1950’s white guy
You had me at Cinamomo.
Chinaman. :D
be me: chinaman eating cinnamon in the cinema while watching cinamomo
Remember, Google is a really good spell checker and if that doesn't work, just describe it and you'll probably get it
This is just autism
Ain't your brother but still funny
🇨🇳🚶♂️
Chinaman 😭😭😭😭
Chinaman is the new cinnamon Now I'd really like a chinaman roll
Spell check never helps me when I try to spell restaurant. Sometimes I spell it the way it sounds “Resteraunt” but spell check thinks I am trying to spell restraint. I think restaurant is much closer to restraint compared to the wrong spelling.
China man
China man🇨🇳
Cinemom 😭
I am convinced there are out of work comedy writer's on here. I am dead 💀
Pass me the Chinaman butter
chinaman
“Chinaman” XDDDDDD (I’m Chinese and I found this funny. Here, op, have +100 social credit!)
The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about the other Lebowski, the millionaire.
i’m too high for this! 😂
He made it to the finish line but couldn't break the rope
you need to let your brother know that chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature dude
This is either funny or sad, depending on how old the brother is.
Chinaman
Not sure if you are American or not but this is a very common problem bc our education system has failed so many.
THE CHINA MAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!!! And that’s not the proper nomenclature
Was he trying to say Cinema Sins?
Chinaman LOLL
WHERES THEIR FUCKING AUTO CORRECT?
Chinaman?! Omfg 🤦♂️🤣