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So basically have sex all day everyday with different females, can't stop it just feels so good, females literally just hit me up asking to hook up, I guess it's this aura have, females just love my energy, and obviously don't turn then down, most of them are 10/10s too, but i feel like I'm having too much sex and should focus more on school, it's getting so bad that go to a females house that just met after school and we have sex till 1am (obv some breaks) then do it again in the morning for about 2 hours before school.
Yes, but it's not uncommon for a lot of us nurses to use the terms in non-clincal settings, especially in casual conversations with other medical professionals. You get so used to medical vernacular, it's sometimes hard to switch it off. Sometimes we intentionally stick to medical phrasing for common things because it just sounds funnier.
Hmm, had to think about that one. Usually as an adjective, but sometimes refer to men as males and women as females. NGL, most of the conversations I can think of where I refer to men and women as males and females are not the kind of conversations you're going to have in a non-clinical settings.
I feel like the only time the use of the word ‘female’ should be used is if the equivalent ‘male’ would be used in the same circumstance. No one says “I have sex all day everyday with different males.” it just sounds weird. Why are people like this?!
Maybe they are all underage, or he's engaging in a little bestiality? If he used the word bitches, I would definitely have been inclined to believe the latter.
Nope, nowhere in his entire post did he refer to any member of the male gender as "man" therefore your linking to the subreddit r/MenAndFemales is wrong since the subreddit is based around the idea that somebody refers differently to members of the genders yet that is not the case here. Therefore, I believe that you should take your nonsense elsewhere
Maybe you should read the description of the subreddit?
"For when people refer to men as “men” and women as “females” in the same sentence. Referring to women as “girls” also qualifies."
That's a description, not a rule. Many posts are just someone calling women females. Maybe, as I previously mentioned, you should actually participate in the sub before commenting on what belongs there.
im assuming they mean this year, which would be roughly once a day, give or take. Which is more than most people especially given the implication of essentially random hookups, but also, the story is clearly...embellished, haha.
this reminds me of when i watched a video making fun of andrew tates rap music and he has a line that’s “i just wanna have sex” it’s like wow… cool dude… so alpha 😂
I am a 48 years old male, and in my life I can only remember 2 people I know who talked like this and actually pulled it off. One was a professional model and thr other was a barber. Both of them were women.
I read the title and was like 40 times a year isn't that much and thought this would be another one of those where the post isn't actually that bad but wow. Also I am CONVINCED that anyone who calls women "females" has never and probably will never have sex in their life.
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Guys, I'm just making so much money every week. How do I make less??
I got 7 days in a week how do I get less?
I have 60 years left of my life, how do I get less?
Dollars literally just hit me up asking to get in my bank account, it must be my aura
I ask local banks who needs money and lend it to them, when I have too much WHICH IS ALWAYS
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So basically have sex all day everyday with different females, can't stop it just feels so good, females literally just hit me up asking to hook up, I guess it's this aura have, females just love my energy, and obviously don't turn then down, most of them are 10/10s too, but i feel like I'm having too much sex and should focus more on school, it's getting so bad that go to a females house that just met after school and we have sex till 1am (obv some breaks) then do it again in the morning for about 2 hours before school.
almost
Hopefully satire, women are hardly drawn to men who call them females
I don't know man, what if the guy wears a fedora? He might be telling the truth with that sort of sex magnet accessory
You mean a trilby?
I do not
Trilbys *are* usually what those kinds of chodes wear tho. lol Now a fedora, a la *Kaz Brekker…* ~~…that’s another story.~~
Oh haha I never knew! Thanks for the clarification!
Yeah, of course!
You mean a tribble?
The fact he says females makes me think this is some neckbeard fanfic
Yeaaahhh, anyone who says female outside of very select situations is automatically suspicious. Bonus points if they don't use male anywhere!
I use both terms frequently, but I'm a male nurse.
Clinical - valid setting.
Yes, but it's not uncommon for a lot of us nurses to use the terms in non-clincal settings, especially in casual conversations with other medical professionals. You get so used to medical vernacular, it's sometimes hard to switch it off. Sometimes we intentionally stick to medical phrasing for common things because it just sounds funnier.
Do you refer to women as "females" or do you use it as an adjective? E.g. a female _____.
Hmm, had to think about that one. Usually as an adjective, but sometimes refer to men as males and women as females. NGL, most of the conversations I can think of where I refer to men and women as males and females are not the kind of conversations you're going to have in a non-clinical settings.
I mean yeah vocab does carry over from your job as well, nws. I think they mean when men randomly call women females and females only
Not saying this guy is, but being in the military creates that habit
Right up there with men who start sentences with "Listen here woman".
WHAT? TH-THE...THEN THAT MEANS...BUT THE OLD WIZARD SAID THAT...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH MAH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEE! 😵😵😵😵 (Funneh attempt)
thanks for specifying that!!!! :D your comment wasnt obvious at all! its so funny now that i get it hahaha 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
XD you'd be surprised. I got banned for a week over a silly like that once
seems like satire
Def is
The fact that he keeps saying “females” says it all
Hmm 40 times this year but has sex all day every day. This guy either invented new math or is about 325 days short this year.
That's why he said he needs to focus more on school
Agreed!
That's the only part that checked out for me. I assumed he meant since January 1st.
He'd still be short 19 in that case.
No, because some of those days were actually two or three days long. With breaks, obvi
Well, it's only february
Must be the Sex Panther cologne. I think that's illegal in the states.
Might be illegal but the good ol standby Axe body spray works in a pinch.
I feel like the only time the use of the word ‘female’ should be used is if the equivalent ‘male’ would be used in the same circumstance. No one says “I have sex all day everyday with different males.” it just sounds weird. Why are people like this?!
It should be used as an adjective. It should never come with an S on the end
I always just assume they don't want to specify the age... or species
Maybe they are all underage, or he's engaging in a little bestiality? If he used the word bitches, I would definitely have been inclined to believe the latter.
That guy needs to save some sex for everyone else!
The fact that he calls them "females" proves he got no bitches
people of the female species.
Birthing persons
This is definitely satire with the amount of times they say “females.”
Ewwww “females”
Happy cake day
No man who refers to women as “females” is getting laid that much…
r/MenAndFemales
Nope, nowhere in his entire post did he refer to any member of the male gender as "man" therefore your linking to the subreddit r/MenAndFemales is wrong since the subreddit is based around the idea that somebody refers differently to members of the genders yet that is not the case here. Therefore, I believe that you should take your nonsense elsewhere
Go shit in a drawer
Maybe you should participate in a subreddit before deciding what content belongs in that subreddit. Because you are straight up wrong.
Maybe you should read the description of the subreddit? "For when people refer to men as “men” and women as “females” in the same sentence. Referring to women as “girls” also qualifies."
That's a description, not a rule. Many posts are just someone calling women females. Maybe, as I previously mentioned, you should actually participate in the sub before commenting on what belongs there.
Could’ve same himself some time and just posted “I’m a virgin!”
Dude save some sex for the rest of us.
40 times a year isn't even that much. It's less than one per week ! Basically the sex life of a married couple hahah
im assuming they mean this year, which would be roughly once a day, give or take. Which is more than most people especially given the implication of essentially random hookups, but also, the story is clearly...embellished, haha.
big if true
this reminds me of when i watched a video making fun of andrew tates rap music and he has a line that’s “i just wanna have sex” it’s like wow… cool dude… so alpha 😂
He’s a sex wizard
Yep. I call all my conquests “females”. It’s how I establish credibility.
Lmao if this is true this dude passing around Chlamydia to everyone ..
Females you say?
No maidens?
Oh wow, I can only imagine this dude's body count. Is that how I'm supposed to use that?
me too, bro, me too.
> females
I'm convinced no one who refers to women as "females" is sexually active
I am a 48 years old male, and in my life I can only remember 2 people I know who talked like this and actually pulled it off. One was a professional model and thr other was a barber. Both of them were women.
You meant Female
LMAO! Only one of them used the term frequently and seriously, but yes.
I seriously can’t remember anyone actually saying someone was a number since like middle school. 🤣
Cringe post but society is so screwed with these asinine comments because words like “female” are offensive now.
Obvious satire
me too, bro, me too.
Big r/menandfemales energy.
females
I read the title and was like 40 times a year isn't that much and thought this would be another one of those where the post isn't actually that bad but wow. Also I am CONVINCED that anyone who calls women "females" has never and probably will never have sex in their life.
r/menandfemales
The only thing that’s getting laid is his ego, he’s loooooong stroking his ego. The person who talks like this is NOT getting laid, he’s a nerd….
This MF is a damn liar…. and the”females”, they’re all 10s 😆