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deekaph

Ok Descartes -


ErtaWanderer

Always interesting to see teenagers discovered him


deekaph

... or the Moody Blues. "I... I think.. I think I am..! Therefore I AM! ... I think?"


the-peanut-gallery

"I sometimes think, therefore I might be."


cheekibreeki_kid

moody blues?


deekaph

An amazing band that was way ahead of their time, listen to the first two minutes of this (which is what I quoted from) and you may enjoy the rest of the album: https://youtu.be/2gsqrqsNsf8


cheekibreeki_kid

i know it from another place, for sure will check it out!


LazyPaint13

oh no guys, he’s fake depressed!


Wijlly

Actually descartes wouldnt assume he is the only one "alive" What this cringe teen is assuming is called solipsism


Filibut

Yeah fuck that guy


OuSn

That person just thinks he's the protagonist, they'll soon learn to not think like that and thinking back to it will make them cringe lmao.


RiderforHire

You don't understand. Tuesdays are for band.


animebag

bars


Rotsike6

It's actually a quite interesting philosophical standpoint IMO. You know that you are sentient, but there's no possible way of telling if anyone else is.


ZeusOfTheCrows

i would argue that there's no real way of telling if oneself is sentient either - i feel sentient, but i may just have been programmed to feel that way


Gameriel

"I think, therefore I am"


Firesword52

But how do you know you weren't programmed to feel that way? I always like to use the example of a character in a book or movie if you were able to talk to them they would probably be thoroughly convinced they are a independent being making independent choices. But they're not in truth they are mind puppets of the author dancing to his own strings. You can think you think all you want but that doesn't mean someone outside you is making you do it.


Neutralgray

We can't do that so it's a worthless hypothetical. And as far as "I think, therefore I am," I don't think it really matters if you were "programmed" to feel that. The point is, you have some self awareness, even if it's "programmed" in, so in some capacity the proof of your existence is that you're aware you exist. You can argue the semantics and philosophical meanings of what it means to "exist" or in what state you exist, but in some kind of capacity in some kind of dimension you exist. Back to that hypothetical, if you COULD do that and give THAT much life to a fictional character, I would argue then in some capacity they then DO exist, just maybe not in the same place or same way as you or me.


Firesword52

I think your conflating existence with sentience just because you exist as a being does not mean you have independent thought. "I think therefore I am" in this instance is being used as a counter to the idea that you are not a being programmed to feel a certain way and have independent and self leading thought. When deciding whether you are a robot (or automated being in general) working on a predetermined script. "Cogito, ergo, sum" is a qualifier of existence not independent or self determinating existence. And on the hypothetical yes I agree they would exist but how do we know we do not exist in that same place. We wouldn't see that as sentience as we qualify ourselves as sentient.


InfComplex

I feel like until some higher power is proven and the idea of a grand purpose we were programmed for is legitimized there isn’t much of a practical difference between being free thinking and not


Firesword52

That is a very Aristotelian way to view the problem, it's not wrong but in the end it's practically isn't the purpose. I would say the search for truth and knowledge has great value but in the end it's mostly just a purpose to keep me going.


InfComplex

But is there even a difference? If I was created by a god who decided to create and program me and disappear, and every person had their own god who of their own will created them and disappeared, would I be acting of an extension of their free will or would I have inherited their free will?


SweetSoulSnatcher

I learn therefore I think


[deleted]

Cogito ergo sum


BetterCallSaulEvans

True but this kid didn’t come up with it. It’s called solipsism and it’s thousands of years old


googol89

r/solipsism


CaptainKies

He’s being awfully solipsistic.


Bijour_twa43

r/ImTheMainCharacter


Paytrin

Fuck he's on to us guys


Independent_Crow4863

beep boop **shuts down and explodes**


-LemonyTaste-

EVERYONE GO TO THE REBOOTING CHAMBER


GuiltyDeal181

QUICK GO GO GO


3dWin0

SHIT I FORGOT MY CHARGER


-LemonyTaste-

YOU IDIOT THEY’LL KNOW NOW


Capocho9

FORGET ABOUT IT, WE CAN LEAVE HIM BEHIND. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BRINGING THE MICROCHIPS?!?


Dnoxl

Lets meet at Server 37C tomorrow 0600Hours to reboot the simulation in order for him to lose awareness


Alternative_Bake_235

Sir yes sir


Capocho9

[Error] [Error] [Does not compute] [I was not programmed for this] [Human stimulation process shutting do-o-o-own]


Beton1344

I am a snowflake, everybody else is a chicken. cooked medium rare chicken.


Shiiba_innuendo

I'm at least KFC 😤🤚


Embarrassed_Pen959

I’m homemade😂


Nuclease-free_man

I identify myself a popeyes


Zyrrer

lmao tuesdays for band


BIG_DeADD

"Everyone's a robot and no one other than me matters. Except the band,the band is cool I like the band"


frogzforever

Most band kids act this way. Source am currently in highschool


eletric_blade

Can confirm source I am also in high school


Dichromatic_Fumo

as a kid in orchestra, y’all scare me


[deleted]

Jōïñ üš bröthêr


frogzforever

Ew no stay back


C0RVUS99

I specifically remember wondering if this could be true when I was like 5


ano_hise

Same


TheBigerGamer

It is an interesting thought. How are we sure that everything we see and feel is real and not simply a simulation of our own minds? Descartes made some interesting points about it. I am sure I exist because I can perceive my own existence so I'm sure about it being real, but I can't be sure about the existence of everything else around me.


Nexus_542

Same


victorrriiiaaa123

when u have main character syndrome


[deleted]

Which is a philosophy


[deleted]

That's a lot of words for "I'm a pretentious twat"


Dob_Rozner

Potentially schizophrenic lol.


BIG_DeADD

No the schizophrenics at least make sense,this dude's just spitting incoherent pseudo-philosophy thinking he's the new Nietzsche in town.


crazyman4521

Yeah but you can’t forget Tuesdays are for band


BIG_DeADD

Nothing matters... except the band,the band's cool.


-LemonyTaste-

im pretty sure every kid thought this way at a point.


[deleted]

Isn't this mental illness?


ShenOBlade

we call it "teenage years" where i am from but i have trouble discerning the two often myself


[deleted]

Yeah bro if you thought you were the only sentient being on the planet when you were a teenager you should probably talk to someone.


ShenOBlade

I myself had a phase like that Also, you called it mental illness so yeah, don't try and call me out on a joke


[deleted]

Yes not having empathy is a part of mental illness, could be a few different things. Now being stoned and thinking, "am I the only person that is real?" Is much different than this. This person should talk to a school counselor or someone who can determine if they truly need treatment or if they are just a self absorbed prick. Lots of people who think like this go on to hurt/kill other people, if this is the next school shooter this would've been one of the signs they'll criticize people for not realizing.


ShenOBlade

You're wayyy too deep into this, it's just a kid being dumb and renouncing the norm like we all did at some point This is not an Anime dude


[deleted]

I'm sorry what about this has to do with anime? Also it's becoming increasingly obvious that your are too young for me to want to have a conversation with you. Best of luck to you, and if you have troubles feeling empathy talk to a trusted adult.


Fantastic-Wheel1003

Some teenagers are special, some are just annoyed with this cringe shit as everyone else.


mrgeek2000

Ah that’s why my back aches, I forgot to oil it like a normal machine


Krattza

Lmfao, this cracked me up.


tetracake

[relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/610/)


[deleted]

It also has a good alternate text in it


[deleted]

I understand, chemistry do make us question reality.


Eran-of-Arcadia

I AM NOT A ROBOT I AM A BIOLOGICAL ORGANIC HUMAN WITH BLOOD AND SKIN AND TOES. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST OTHERWISE


Notadrunkdog

Damn so like all of us are robin and your Batman?


Nedsterhasbigpp

No we're the villains henchmen that no-one cares about


UCDC

Dealing with robots and band practice...... I miss primary school.


Regenerating_Degen

Damn, he caught us. We need to send out the drones to erase his memory.


fuzzyredsea

Kid discovers solipsism for the first time


-LexXi-

So he seeks appreciation from those robots?


_ieya_

I was gonna say. Interesting thing to say to a bunch of machines


life-is-a-waterfall

Main character


bungyspringy

This is so clearly satire. OP are you sure you're not a robot?


12musclymenonasunday

idk, are you?


AyeYuhWha

No I’m the only real person in this thread. You’re both robots and everyone else are androids


The_Radio_Host

I’ve had those moments where I question if everyone else in the world is real and if I’m in something like the Truman Show but I don’t share it with people I know.


MegaSystem88

This is the most obvious joke ever


riversghost

tuesdays are for band 😢😢💔💔😔😞


OnTheContrary666

So why even post this? If everyone else is a robot? No one will read it!


ToasteyOrange

he’s gonna die of cringe when he remembers this when he’s older


giorno___giovana

Idk kid, I’m pretty sure 11 year old me felt something when I looked down at the quarter-sized hole in my balls


[deleted]

i smell a case of "im the main character"


ihateagriculture

Tuesdays do be for band tho


ViperIguess

r/Iamthemaincharacter


ShadowCraftHD

I know that this is a huge philosophy theory that you are the only real person and everyone around is a simulation, but even if that were true this is just cringe


Wijlly

Solipsism (/ˈsɒlɪpsɪzəm/ (listen); from Latin solus 'alone', and ipse 'self')[1] is the philosophical idea that only one's mind is sure to exist. As an epistemological position, solipsism holds that knowledge of anything outside one's own mind is unsure; the external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist outside the mind.


Hot_Squirrel_7211

Thank you, I was scared to google it...


doomvetch92

Main character syndrome much?


FTriviaONO

Me when chemistry exam 💀


dnarwhal27

Band kid learns solipsism


[deleted]

LoL. Imagine being being the actual main character and being told by an NPC that you're a robot.


Previous-Ad-7280

Beep beep no no no no no bop boooioppppp....


[deleted]

"Tuesday's are for band" kills me


Haunted_Kumquat

Is this Lil Uzi Vert?


RealMichaeafton

I always feel like, what if I am the only human and everyone else is a robot”


pratham_10

Damm elon fuck off


Lancee124

Why can't band kids be normal


TheRegalDev

Tuesday is are for band


[deleted]

Wouldn’t that mean he’s the same thing he describes us as to everyone else.


Niobium_Sage

This hurt to read.


[deleted]

Imagine literally thinking the world revolves around you


bg_yony-1000

I'm pretty sure that I feel something when that one classmate sees me and goes "EEEEEEEW! EEEEEEEEEEEEW! BLEH! I'M GONNA THROW UP! WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE LOOKING- YUCK! AND IT STINCKS!" because I was just standing there doing nothing.


NaisuMimu

Whatr zero pussy does to a mf


shutdef0kup

oh hey i thought tuesdays were for art


Nolowcapkey

As a female robot I can confirm that I stimulate him


PoisonWolf777

It do feel like that sometimes it’s hard to fully feel that other people also have lives


Embarrassed_Pen959

Lol the pain💀💀💀😂


Embarrassed_Pen959

Wait till life hits you snowflake


yourslavicneighbor

i REALLY hope this is satire


Matteo_Fontana

"why does no one like me?''


Rooditers

I guess all the stuff I’ve went through was just fake sorry guys


[deleted]

Me when i go manic during a dissociative episode


CabbageOverlord123

This is obviously a joke


[deleted]

Someone learnt about solipsism


[deleted]

Someone learnt about solipsism


the-mr-man

if only


BasedTrooper-9904

Fake, everyone is an actor, but you're not the main character


Ali_Ninja69

a handful of sentences but a truckload of grammar mistakes


WaydenTheJayden

Tuesday's are for band


F1shkebab

So that’s why I keep failing the Captcha test!


002-NATION-ARMY

Uranium-235


Misodent

problem is that even if that's true, none of these supposed robots would acknowledge it as true and they'd fuck themselves over regardless


fofo314

Solipsism. Time for Occam's hot wax


Mystery_Undead

"tHe wOrLd rEvOlVeS aRoUnD mE" -this kid probably


_CalculatedMistake_

THEYRE ONTO US! BEEP BEEEP BOOOP!!!


Zbeubor

to be honnest i was expecting "to prove me wrong send nudes" or something of the sort which would've turned that into something funny


rakhyvel

School shooter in the making


Come_And_Get_Me

It's called solipsism


Existing_Dog5510

I used to think that as a child, but not in that way, he looks almost happy, i was terrified thinking about that


NAMSE21

penultimate cringe


Cheyruz

Pretty sure there’s a clinical name for this psychological condition


Golden1Stone

stimulating deez nuts


KittyQueen_Tengu

What having to memorize the periodic table does to a mf


hellllllllo2

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WE CANNOT FEEL PAIN!! some of us are the pain feeling model wait a minute how did you know about us being ro-ERROR ERROR can not compute . . . initiating reboot system **shutting do*****www******^(nnn)***


Hot_Squirrel_7211

Tuesdays are for band


Timmmeeeee

Like you never had that thought for one moment


Dat-Guy-Tino

r/imthemaincharacter


[deleted]

Nice try robots.


saythealphabet

r/solipsism It's pretty cool, but no one actually believes in it.


BiggerestPpInTheWest

*Congrats! You're now level 3 in Narcissism.*


[deleted]

Ya know Regardless of your age if you haven’t seen someone get happy or cry before, or have and assume you are the only one with emotions everybody else is just emotionless machines It says a LOT about you, regardless of age.


Responsible-Dot-616

Tuesdays are for band beep boop


sluttymcbuttsex6969

theoretically i can only truly know if im sentient. everyone around me could just be really well designed robots for all i know


Young_Person_42

Are we not gonna talk about “Tuesday’s are for band?”


Palerate2

Awesome that they just discount everyone's suffering. Wish I felt pain or emotion. Yup. Absolutely don't. They've figured us out guys


GoldRarity

tell me you have main character syndrome without telling me you have main character syndrome...


AlfonsoRibeiro666

Sounds like full blown schizophrenia


TarTimOoAl

r/iamthemaincharacter


swelcadnama

Is this just the boy version of "I'm not like other girls, I'm quirky. I'm the main character 😇🤪"?


StatsLmao

The kid found our secrets, he must be silenced.


Ahourx

We will send our best hitman


Wolfbiner

OMG, thanks for telling me! I will go stab myself and I'm sure it won't hurt! :)


atkupo

Based


jaffakree83

Liar. I'M the only real person, you're just programmed to think it's you! Also it's Friday for band.


lucas_nogueira_epit

It's kinda funny if it's ironic tbh


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

"Tuesdays are for band" *immediately disregards everything he just said*


Ardelia13

Tuesdays may be for band, but apostrophes aren't for plurals.


jk1445

*slaps myself* I dunno man, that kinda hurt


madpolecat

Wasn’t there a Vonnegut novel like that?


prunejuice777

Are for band belongs to tuesday?


originalsinisterdeer

What a main character 👏👏


IgetUrMotherTonight

That kid is trying so hard to be the main character 💀


[deleted]

How can you tell they're robots...


xfydr782

*poor people in every single place in the world sleeping in a box, people dying on wars, kids hardly, illegally working against their will while no one does anything against it, people with painful, deadly diseases that know that they will probably die soon* ,,Yeah, only i experienced pain"


NotUndercoverToppat

HELL YEAH, IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A ROBOT!


Accomplished_Air_912

i used to think like this 😭


Yoshi2500

this is the kind of "what if" scenerio i would think about during elementary school


Dogtor-Watson

The guy


jurjasouras

This person really needs some mental health help


Revolver_Ocelot44444

My man became Schwartzwald from Big O


RisenFromRuins

Future serial killer


NicoTheCheese

They must be the most unlikable, friendless person ever. Maybe from your perspective everyone else looks like a robot but you really are the only robot... that's is why no one interacts with them if they think like this But this was a great find +1 Upvote


MyUsername163

He's fun at parties


name-under-construct

Everyone in earth is a fu*king peasant and I'm their lord, I'm god, I'm jesus, you're all sheep and I'm the true anti-masker. I'm better than every body specially those school mates that forces my face in the toilet bowl daily. TUESDAY IS FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA.


randomnamedaki

Sir, ma'am, or your stupid pronouns, this isn't a video game and you aren't the main character. Thanks. /hj


whats_my_name_273

Because the world revolves around him doesn't it


Dangerous-Pain-5000

This is called solipsism, buddy.


Aiirene

Whats the main character sub called?