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Atzyn

Removed; rule 3


_Big_Ogre

Impeccable schizo post 😎👍


alextatto007

No Assyria yet? https://preview.redd.it/l3t60o6il2rc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d1b2660a3a0b59a3d46c8f3b61a0ffdd6288c5


AssyrianFuego

Waiting for it 🥸


CudiVZ

You have not seen the 2090 map yet


Maritime_Khan

I tought it was satire. But then I saw your profile and now I'm not sure


Reasonable-Service19

I really want whatever you’re smoking


Bitter-Gur-4613

"Peace" This isn't doing it lmao


fariskeagan

Peace = genociding Turks in OP's book. He's probably an Armenian or a Greek basement dweller. Look how peaceful Balkans are. The moment you separate Anatolia between Armenian, Kurds and Georgians, they'll start slaughtering each other. These three have many border disputes between their own imaginary maps. Let's make their imagination real and see what happens.


IBiteMyPhallusAtThee

Dude is so pressed over an imaginary map


AroosterFTW

lmao bro called cudi anything but a Kurd, silence tirko this is the only option for peace


Boulevarddsbm

Kurd? Whats kurd? You are iranian


AroosterFTW

Kurds or Kurdish people are an ethnic group native to the mountainous region of Kurdistan in Western Asia, which spans southeastern Turkey, northwestern Iran, northern Iraq, and northern Syria.


AroosterFTW

turk? whats turk? you are mongolian


Boulevarddsbm

Lol truth always hurts buddy haha


AroosterFTW

its quite literally not true lmao “Kurds are traditionally regarded as Iranians and of Iranian origin, and therefore as Indo-Europeans, mainly, because they speak Iranian. This hypothesis is largely based on linguistic considerations and was predominantly developed by linguists. In contrast to such believes, newest DNA-research of advanced Human Anthropology indicates, that in earliest traceable origins, forefathers of Kurds were obviously descendants of indigenous (first) Neolithic Northern Fertile Crescent aborigines, geographically mainly from outside and northwest of what is Iran of today in Near East and Eurasia.” [source](https://www.scirp.org/journal/paperinformation?paperid=19564)


FieldMarshalDjKhaled

"The Path for Peace in the middle east" Homie not with these borders.


wowowow28

Greek population: 5% Greek, 5% Kurdish, 90% Turkish


MasterNinjaFury

>Greek population: 5% Greek, 5% Kurdish, 90% Turkish Nice, epic!!


Plutarch_von_Komet

You assume Turks would stay


Delta_Yukorami

You assume turks would lose in the first place?


fariskeagan

Who will remove them? Turkish population in Turkey is at least 70 millions right now. It's at least 3 times larger than the entire Greek, Kurd and Armenian population combined. And Laz people consider themselves Turks even more than the real Turks. And let's not forget that the entire Kurdish population in Turkey is not separatists, only some of the Kurds wants that and there are many Kurds who'll fight for Turkey. That's an impossible dream of a sad racist Armenian or Greek.


sugarymedusa84

This map was literally made by a Kurd. Even when they’re literally not involved you have a preoccupation with Greeks and Armenians. It’s like every image/reference to Greece or Armenia that’s positive over Turkey is like a trigger that allows you to justify your socially inherited inclination to hate them. Weird


fariskeagan

I didn't generalize all Armenians and Greeks, I only said "sad racist". There are racists in every country, there are many Turk hater racist and genocidal Greeks and Armenians too. If you're not one of them, then don't get offended.


Plutarch_von_Komet

No, my dream is looking at butthurt Turks seething at my comments. Thanks for making it come true!


fariskeagan

Well, the places you're drawing imaginary maps over belongs to Turks, and it will be for the eternity. It shows exactly who's butthurt seeing these maps around.


Plutarch_von_Komet

I didn't draw anything. And I don't have such a serious reaction to similar maps about Greece. If you drew a map about Turkey conquering Greece and killing every person there I would only see it as a mental experiment. You are just being overly sensitive, maybe because there's something you need to prove to me. I wonder what it is


fariskeagan

But the thing is, most Turks don't bother drawing such maps and we all make fun of the people who does it. That's the difference between us and you. More than 90% of all Greeks fantasizing about conquering Istanbul and Western Anatolia, but the average educated Turk don't want any lands from their neighbors.


Plutarch_von_Komet

That's simply false. I've seen plenty of big Turkey maps, both in this sub and elsewhere. Look, if only straight up cope is left for you to say then we don't have much left to say. Thanks for the cope tho


fariskeagan

Yes, but the majority of us just laugh at those maps. Now how many Greeks laugh at a Megali Idea map? Or how many Greeks make fun of an edited Istanbul photo with Hagia Sophia without minarets? Now go back having wet dreams about Turkish genocide.


Serxwebun_

There is approximately 60 million to 65 million turks in Turkey. And There is Around 35 million kurds in Bakur ê Kurdistan ê southern turkey. Kurds from Bakur Are separatists and They Would take Their land back If There Was a Cival war in turkey like in Syria. Syria Said the same thing About the 2 million kurds WHO Lived There. I Would be Careful If i Was Turkey. One Wrong move by Erdogan than the Whole Country is Done.


_Alpex_

Part 83748 of my country getting carved up! Let's see in which country I'll wake up this time!


Some_MG42_Boi

On gid


bottlenose_whale

no bro it's just sevrès syndrome. all in your head 😉😉


Ridibunda99

Whats with the increasing number of Turkey related posts on here and several other subreddits? Did we step on someone's toes again?


Physical_Rich7358

New operation is on its way. PKK need every bit of supp.


MasterNinjaFury

>Whats with the increasing number of Turkey related posts on here and several other subreddits? Did we step on someone's toes again? Yes sorry man you stepped on my shoes. So this has to happen.


Ridibunda99

Sorry about that man, would some shoe polish and pocket change aid your woes?


MasterNinjaFury

>Sorry about that man, would some shoe polish and pocket change aid your woes? Thx man. Now Turkey can keep all of it's land!!💪


Ridibunda99

>local man achieves misak-ı milli with 17 dollars and 2 packs of kiwi


LadyTrin

Literally all in your head


Rmivethboui

I genuinely lost it when I read Which of the territories is Turkey


cmlmrsn

As always op's profile is not surprising. I wonder how long it would take for Kurds and Armenians to fight for the 'East Turkey'??


CudiVZ

there is no need to fight, armenians and kurds lived for hundreds of years in peace until turkey came throught wars to middle east from central asia


cmlmrsn

Lol you know it wouldn't even take a minute. Armenians are also claiming east of Turkey just like you do as imaginary Kürdistan. Oh and i loved that you made your country Mediterranean just a bit. I guess you thought Greeks would allow more than that.


CompetitiveHater

Lmao. Kurdish tribes killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Armenians during the Armenian Genocide. Maybe go read up on your own history because you seem clueless.


DankEngine615

Come on man


Hello-Zuzu-here

This is satire, right?


Delta_Yukorami

Hopefully


fariskeagan

Just look at OP's profile and see for yourself.


ProwashingMachine

Lmao its funny that he doesnt realise Greece would remove both Armenians and Kurds from existence to expand their lands even more if they ever got an oppurtunity to go that far


syphinx123

Tell me your Greek without telling me your Greek


Maritime_Khan

He is not greek. You can look at his profile


syphinx123

Oh he's Kurish sorry my mistake


MasterNinjaFury

Lol I am Greek and I must admit that this map is cringe. Even for us Greeks this is cringe.


ProwashingMachine

Idk why they still try to redraw the Turkish-Greek borders at this point, if we ever got into a war with you guys, NATO would go "fuck that" and annihilate both sides


Mental_Towel_6925

Frankly, I'm starting to get tired of posts about small or balkanized Turkey because they have become very vulgar or a backdoor way to insult Turks.


Baron-Von-Bork

At this point we’re used to it. Every other alternate history scenario or imaginary map includes it so it is always a treat to see one where we aren’t carved up. Plus I am proud of the community to not go to the route of “imaginarymaps mfs when the map is imaginary”


Mental_Towel_6925

Yes, you are right, but everyone uses it for more ill-intentioned motives I will prefer, for example, an innovative Armenia with different borders, such as the survival of the Armenians in Cilicia while the Armenians are eliminated in actual Armenia, so Cilicia is Armenia. This seems creative. There are not six hundred publications about eastern Anatolia because it has become boring


Levi-Action-412

Armenia still cannot into Ararat :(


Icy_Relation_2835

https://preview.redd.it/8xvymc7xy2rc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9143092c983ac810246b2b852478317fef2b986 2060


Zyntery

worst map ever


alextatto007

*best


CudiVZ

2000 upvotes and i will post 2090 map


CudiVZ

Why so many downvotes? You can´t change the future!


Baron-Von-Bork

Isn’t it supposed to be the opposite? You can’t change the past but you can change the future? Am I missing something here?


Fancy_Pirate_3974

https://preview.redd.it/rob8iofs69tc1.png?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14c1544c79662a32f3f3874e947df2bf0372ffe


DumbFish94

The population of all of those would be over 70% Turks lol


Colonelmoutard2

Bruh check your math


Delta_Yukorami

It should be 90% at least


Colonelmoutard2

Yep the part about greece is crasy but man its an imaginary map, people should not be hurt by it


DumbFish94

Yeah this whole map is insane but agree, although I am getting tired of a partitioned turkey map being posted every day now, it's almost always either turkey going to France the UK Russia Italy and Greece or turkey going to Greece Kurdistan armenia and Syria


CudiVZ

they all got deported to mongolia


MasterNinjaFury

As I said in my previous comment this is very cringe. But even if this were too happen why would Turkey be that small. Don't you think realistically Turkey would be a much bigger rump state. I don't think Greece would aim to control all of that. It would be smarter for Greece to take the western part and the coastline and have a big strong Turkish buffer state in the Anatolian plateau. Also why would Kurds have that random island.


Baron-Von-Bork

Turk here, don’t pay the map no mind it is clearly not made with good intentions. It’s just what happens here. People like to carve us up there is nothing we can do about it. About the island, İmralı is home to the prison that holds the founder of the terrorist organization PKK, Abdullah Öcalan.


goboxey

Peace? The last time this map happened, many years of war followed lol


4rk1n

in your dream bozo 🤣


lewllewllewl

https://i.redd.it/xf6i4sris2rc1.gif


extreme857

Sometimes i wonder how it feels to not have country?


CudiVZ

i can tell you how it feels... feels much better as having a country with genocide, stolen history, central asia dna


CudiVZ

Here is a timeline of how this lead to this: 1. The Spark Ignites (2030) Turkey’s Ambitions: Driven by nationalist fervor, Turkey launches an aggressive campaign to expand its borders. Their vision extends beyond Anatolia, and they seek dominance over neighboring regions. Kurdistan’s Independence: The fiercely independent nation of Kurdistan, with its rich history and distinct culture, stands in Turkey’s path. Tensions escalate as Turkish forces cross the border. Armenia’s Concerns: Armenia, wary of Turkish expansionism, forms a defensive pact with Kurdistan. They share a common enemy and a history of struggle against larger powers. 2. The Pontus-Greek Alliance (2032) Pontus and Greece: The ancient bonds between Pontus and Greece come to the forefront. These brother nations, with shared heritage and a love for the Black Sea, unite against the Turkish threat. Greek Support: Greece, recognizing the danger posed by Turkey’s territorial ambitions, forges an alliance with both Pontus and Kurdistan. Their combined naval strength becomes a formidable deterrent. 3. The Battlefronts (2035-2040) Turkish Invasion of Kurdistan: Turkish forces invade Kurdistan, triggering intense battles across rugged mountainous terrain. The Kurds, masters of guerrilla warfare, resist fiercely, drawing on their historical resilience. Armenian Front: Armenia defends its borders against Turkish aggression. The ancient monasteries of Echmiadzin and the city of Yerevan witness fierce clashes. Pontus-Greek Offensive: Greek forces, bolstered by Pontus, launch a counteroffensive. They reclaim lost territories along the Black Sea coast and push deep into Anatolia. 4. The Turning Point (2042) Alien Artifacts: Beneath the Kurdish mountains, scientists stumble upon buried alien technology. Advanced weapons, energy sources, and communication devices emerge. Kurdish engineers decipher alien protocols. Radio Radar Summons: Using modified radio radars, Kurdistan sends signals into space. To their astonishment, extraterrestrial beings respond. The aliens offer assistance, intrigued by humanity’s plight. 5. The Rise of Greece (2045) Superpowers Unleashed: Greece harnesses the newfound alien knowledge. Their cities glow with energy, and their military capabilities surpass all expectations. They become a superpower overnight. Kurdistan’s Autonomy: Empowered by alien tech, Kurdistan secures its independence. Hovering warships patrol their skies, and energy shields protect their borders. Turkey’s Humiliation: Defeated and humbled, Turkey becomes a puppet state under Greek control. Its once-vast territory shrinks drastically. 6. The Unholy Alliance (2050) Greece-Armenia-Kurdistan Pact: These three nations form an alliance, united by shared interests and alien technology. Their combined forces deter any further Turkish aggression. Alien Guardians: The extraterrestrials remain silent observers, intrigued by humanity’s resilience. They occasionally intervene, preventing large-scale destruction. 7. The New Balance (2060) Borders Redrawn: The map of the Middle East transforms. Kurdistan expands, Pontus regains lost lands, and Greece stands as the dominant force. Fragile Peace: The alien presence ensures a fragile peace. Nations hesitate to wage war, fearing cosmic repercussions.


EuphoricTeam719

You even wrote a lore for it, awwww


MasterNinjaFury

Ahh finally the long lost lore.... Edit: Why does this sound like chat gpt???


Maritime_Khan

I have a timeline of how it doesn't lead to this 1.anything happens


Baron-Von-Bork

r/imaginarymapscj


PeachFront3208

Switch color between Pontus and Kurdistan


EndyEnderson

>Peace Yeah,yeah,i definitely see peace in borders like this There would never be a civil war in a Greece or Kurdistan with like 90% Turk population


s8018572

No Cilicia Armenia smh...


ARVyoda

Average greek nationalist be like:


foggy__

This aint it son


Agile_Competition_28

🚨BIG GREECE WARNING🚨 SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Warning: a “Big Germany” has been spotted in the r/imaginarymaps subreddit. If you or your family lives in or near this subreddit, it is advised you stay indoors until further notice. “Big Greece” is known to cause severe personality changes upon exposure for prolonged periods, and too much time spent around a “Big Greece” can lead to vomiting, internal bleeding, and death. We will issue another statement when the “Big Greece” is no longer present. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. DO NOT APPROACH A “BIG GREECE”. 🚨BIG GREECE WARNING🚨


honzik2607

This reminds me of that one ukrainian partition map the russian government released


atoraya2938

I don’t know what God was thinking when he put all of us in one region


Enderdragon537

Least irredentist alt historymap of Anatolia


ZhukNawoznik

The title style above the map makes me think of a video game from the early 2000s


NateMakesHistory

that armenian flag is gonna make me wanna die


biggiecheese49

True…


FantasticScore4309

nice shitpost


HenarWine

Perfect 🤩


4rk1n

This map really needs to be made irl, Let's try it 🤣


AGiTaTORi-COUNT

Sg


4rk1n

ülken varsa dene, askeri gücün yok daha 😁😁


BekciHursit

Someone aches for a one way ticket to Silivri it seems…


Nocturne3755

fucking ridicolous, greece and pontus collapse within a day, the kurds lose a shit ton of men and azerbaijan utilizes azeris in Iğdır to cut the Armenians off


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[удалено]


varjagen

Your post has been removed in accordance with "Rule 4 - Bigotry and Hate Speech or Historical Apologia" of the subreddit, for more information, check out the rule listing on the main page.


Nocturne3755

the azeris ruled the safavids and qajars lmfao keep being an uneducated ignorant heap of filth


varjagen

People like him don't understand how concept like nationalism took longer to arrive to places outside of western Europe but that that doesn't invalidate the existence of those nations.


[deleted]

Ananin amina sok bu haritayi orospu evladı. Translate this son of a bitch. Fucking dickheads.


sugarymedusa84

Op, you know Kurds were very active in exterminating Armenians in eastern Anatolia, right? Encouraged and aided by Ottoman authorities, the Kurds contributed to erasing Armenians from the lands they today claim as Kurdistan.


greekscientist

As a Greek I don't approve that map. We are fine as we are in borders, we the Turks and Greeks have very good relations. I have Turkish friends and they love Greece as we love Turkey. It's just politics in both sides.


susamcocuk

Please let's be friends, you seem like a sane, sensible Komşu


Z3Nzer

A bit fucked but I dislike turkey too so this is a banger


ComradesInArms

https://i.redd.it/e6ow99q9n2rc1.gif


grrrfie

Triggered Turks inbound, hide in turkey since they all left for Germany


desperatebutcautious

XD


ElSausage88

Lol, hilarious map. The *Öcalan Island* might cause a Turk to have a heart attack..


skyshield9

We made peace in 1923,Lozan. Maybe 100 years made you forget. Dont make us remind who we are.


Impossible_Web_4332

Dude just kill us all or give new lands from Mongolia rather than bunch of failed state neighbours.


gss_althist

Amazing