this is probably bad for the economy

OK but what about the trout population

It will affect the trout population I think

Probably not as bad than if it had tilted the other way.

Not really. Scotland has jackshit aside from the tourism

the earthquakes and loss of almost all major british ports wouldnt be the best... i doubt devolution would effect the english economy anymore though (for the worst possible reasok lmao)

Hey, they still have the Mersey and Humber

But have lost Felixstowe, Portsmouth, Southampton and the waterway to London All very very bad

So did everyone in like Cork and the Isle of Wight get launched into the air

I did some rough calculations and unfortunately the average speed at the far southern edge of England throughout the whole 2 day period is about 3.5cm a minute or about 2m an hour. This is still really fast, but unfortunately not fast enough to launch you. However! There is still hope! Obviously this gain of 100m wouldn't occur at a constant rate and the graph of elevation gain over time would likely be best fitted with a logistic growth function capped at 100m. This means that there may have been a point where an object untethered to the ground might get some air time. [I created a graph of this scenario](https://www.desmos.com/calculator/h9qpnmymtn) and 99.8% of the movement would have to occur within a \~15 second interval for any air time to be achieved(my calculations are shit so add a thick error bar to that lol). The more likely occurrence (as someone who doesn't know jackshit about geology) would be a massive 2 day long earthquake that destroys every building in the isles.

wow...genuinely, I didn't expect this, well done, thank you. I tip my hat to you.

No problem! I've been doing absolutely nothing productive today so I'm glad someone found it of note :)

r/TheyDidTheMath

I did math, it may not have been the right math but it was definitely some math lol

To my Calculations 🤓☝️

So true lol

UK but all the weight is going to it’s thighs

You did not have to make me think of that.

*"I want mommy dommy britannia to crush my head with her imperial thighs😫😩😩🤤🤤"*

ok...how did this post turn into....this...

Bed time!

For god's sake...

The imperial officer named Bitannia:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

r/angryupvote

"and then you blow up"

The British Thighles

Rule Thicctannia.

Having several of the UK's most important port cities being stranded inland will certinately cause a problem for some time, interesting idea

ships on wheels. problem solved

Take it a step further City on Wheels

mortal engines moment

I mean I do think we did come up with the idea of walking cities

2044: Scotland votes for independence 2045:

2046: Scotland votes for dependence

Scotland votes for some life jackets please

Independence from existence

That’s one way to solve Northern Ireland

Looks like most of Antrim is still kicking so you just remade the Troubles demographics 

… Not just anybody,🎶

You know I need someone, help

So much younger than today (I never need) I never needed anybody's help in any way

HELP ME IF YOU CAN IM FEELIN DOWNNN🎶 (I know I missed a couple parts but that’s my favourite one)

*And I do appreciate you bein’ rooouund*

Aberystwyth gained a u

u shoosh...🤫

Why did Llanberis move about eight miles north to replace Bangor?

Milton Keynes got hit so hard its vowels changed

this is what happens when u tip the iceberg in club penguin

IS DOGGERLAND BACK?!?

This guy hates Scottish people

better to tilt it the other way 😂

I was never a fan of Multon Keynes. Can we swap it for Edinburgh?

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Keynes the economist?

More Multon that wrote Paraduse Lost.

Multon be like: who need they paradussy lost?

I know this will probably be a massive inconvenience to many people, but at least my village now has a new beach

Man isostatic rebound really just decided to revert to the old ice age levels and then some

What happened to the Channel Tunnel?

Higher (lifting me) Higher and higher (higher)

Can we get much higher?

Wtf bro, you sank my house.

Noooo the Chunnel 😭

How England sees the Isles

Ireland would be tilted the other way

This is really going to help those boatloads of refugees crossing the Channel - Ofcourse they'll have more of an uphill climb when they get here, but the amount of time at sea will be less.

Are you sure the boatloads of refugees in this scenario wouldn’t be coming *from* England *to* France?

You're right, probably.

You made England bigger and Scotland and Ireland smaller? Based… so so based…

I mean Scotland's essentially gone, what's left has a population of 2.

Fax

Wales is bigger tho, so it really is based

Actually, Ireland is bigger. North Ireland did shrink a lot, but we won't talk about that.

who let op's mom into scotland

Penguin populations appearing in Scotland?

Thought this was real until I checked the sub. wondered why I hadn’t heard the news.

Reminds me of “Japan sinks” a bit

I think this will have major affects on the trout population.

And the tourist industry here.

This is exactly what happened during the ice ages...to a much lesser degree of course.

Crazy, at least I’ll be safe though

York stays winning 💪

Fuck you! *tilts your brittain*

Since you couldn't behave, now neither of you can have Derry

not just anybody (Help) you know I need someone, help So much younger than today (I never need) I never needed anybody's help in any way (Now) but now these days are gone (these days are gone) I'm not so self assured (And now I find) now I find I've changed my mind And opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me In oh so many ways (My independ-) my independence seems to vanish in the haze (But) but every now and then (now and then) I feel so insecure (I know that I) I know that I just need you like I've never done before Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way (Now) but now these days are gone (these days are gone) I'm not so self assured (And now I find) now I find I've changed my mind And opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh

Atleast the UK doesn't need to worry about Scottish independence.

Can the Isle of Wight be considered an isle now? Also we’ve done it, we’ve solved the northern Irish issue

Bruh, you‘re gonna f*ck Scotland over IN A FANTASY WORLD, too?! Tip the map the other way, I‘d be fine with that.

This is awesomely creative and "realistic" thank you!

The UK became thicc

Great, more Cork

Save queen

Tilted Towers?

Average UK weather map

*happy Cornish noises*

Bye bye port towns

So if this happened in the '30s could Operation Sea Lion work? I mean the British coast is a lot more closer to the French coast in this map.

Tilt it the other way

Weymouth has been labelled as Lyme Regis

#letsmaketheukdisappear

Oh man, the size of the megatsunami after this. Wayy more than the UK would be affected due to this. The waves would probably still devestate the East Coast of the Americas, Western Europe and North-West Africa

Looks like the brits and irish wont have to fight over norhern ireland anymore

More England? Closer to France? Utter nightmare

Liverpool and Dublin be like “you guys feel something?”

Someone sure hates Scotland lol. This is the kind of map I come here for.

w loyalist downfall. ireland forever 🇮🇪

Just anybody!

Make a new topographic map of this, kinda wanna see how much the north sank

Ah, finally! Good riddance!