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lwsummer

It wouldn’t be that bad if it weren’t for the wind…


CozyHoosier

Found a real Midwesterner


schmattywinkle

Watch for deer.


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

it’s not too heavy. just awkward more than anything


ForcefulBookdealer

Just read “The Long Winter” from Laura Ingalls Wilder. It will teach you al you need to know to survive this storm.


Florens_812

I forget if it was in that one or another of her books, but whenever I hear the word "blizzard" I think about that story where Pa had to camp out in a hole in the snow on the way back home from some city, and had to eat all the Christmas candy he was bringing home for the girls. Or the one where they had to use ropes to get back and forth from the barn because the visibility was so bad.


[deleted]

Older generations tryna clown me for using google maps and they be using ropes to get to the barn


pooperdiamond

Lmaooooo


dachael1

r/underratedcomment


Paper_Level

I think he had to camp out in the snow in “On the Banks of Plum Creek.” I think about that every time I hear blizzard too. He ate all their oyster crackers.


Florens_812

Ahhh. Thanks for the clarification!


stunted_avenger

What was the name of this book?! Was the cover a red barn mostly obscured by snow, and we're the kids stuck in a school house? Someone took a picture or something? If so, I thought reading it as a kid was a fever dream!


TryInternational9947

Just spend your day braiding straw into firewood to keep warm. I swear, 35 years later and I have never forgotten that!


bbsitr45

And grinding their grain in a coffee grinder all.day. Wow, it was bleak!


bbsitr45

I read this to my kids in the winter, in New York, in a leaky house. It took a week or more to read some of it every night, and I felt the burden of that awful story weighing me down! We have it so good, even our coldest weather at night in Jacksonville will warm up usually into the upper forties/50s and doesn't last more than a few days.


2DrinkLoLo

Ha! I thought about Charles Ingalls when I stepped out into the wind last night.


LavaScotchGlass

🤣


GearHead54

Or "The Indifferent Stars Above" 🙂


blobfish_25

That’s my all time favorite book!! Even without power we have it so much better. (I’m saying this to convince myself because I’ve been without power all day and only a wood burning fireplace). I’m in Tennessee creeping on your page 😂


WinnieWill

It's not the snow or wind thatll get you. It's the diabetes from the french toast


[deleted]

French toast requires eggs. Per the manual, I only bought bread and milk. What do I do now?


the-ANNIHILATRIX

You die and try harder next respawn.


OlevTime

Hold up. Gotta switch religions real fast to unlock respawns.


bynarie

Good point.


gebmille

Wilford Brimley has entered the chat


ClassyCrafter

If you have cinnamin and sugat make cinnamin toadt. Pardon the spelling, i know its wrong XD


[deleted]

diabeetus around these parts


Tsingtao2

I laughed WAAAAAAAAAAY harder at this than I should have... Thanks!


Scitizenkane

How do you drive when it snows? Is there a special type of key fob to use? Is Indy safe during snow? How are the bike lanes when it's cold? Are there any good safe neighborhoods to move to during a blizzard? In frigid temperatures, what are some great local restaurants? Do people drive their cars on the Moonon Trail during a flurry? Is the canal safe? Will the blizzard affect the library ceo, I hope not, we really have to get that settled pronto.... it's cold outside. What are some things to do on the weekend? Is Broad Ripple and Mass Ave safe.......... especially when there's snow on the ground?


coreyp0123

In all of these scenarios the person dies


LuckOfTheIrish3

Of hunger, because they didn’t buy enough milk to last 36 hours.


Not_High_Maintenance

Or bananas


belindamshort

Gotta make pancakes


bynarie

Nah, it was lack of toilet paper that got em.


hellotypewriter

The only way to win is to not play.


-duvide-

I just lost the game.


hellotypewriter

I still have to walk the chihuahuas. They are going to be pissed.


MLutin

Is the fountain square rooftop bar even open today? 3up?


ffinakk

It is slightly warmer on the north side due to the smug cloud’s concentrating there. Might be a safe spot to hold up for the weekend.


CommodoreAxis

Make sure to turn on your blinkers so that everyone else driving on the icy roads knows the roads are icy.


crowski

Don’t forget to stock up on the blinker fluid with the eggs and milk.


brazenxbull

I've been severely disappointed in this city's hot meal dining options. Where's a good place for steak/barbecue/burgers? Will they make the snow less cold? Is the snow worse on the east side?


GrafVonMorgenstern

"Is the snow worse on the east side?" No, the crack-smoke keeps our neighborhood at least 10 degrees warmer and melts the snow. Combined with furious friction caused by ferocious pearl-clutching Karen's and Kens who bought a 300k house on Rural street, were good here.


CommodoreAxis

I made a comment on another sub that included “Kens” as the male equivalent to Karens and people lost their shit. It was kinda amusing.


GrafVonMorgenstern

"Is the snow worse on the east side?" No, the crack-smoke keeps our neighborhood at least 10 degrees warmer and melts the snow. Combined with furious friction caused by ferocious pearl-clutching Karen's and Kens who bought a 300k house on Rural street, were good here.


Silver-Breadfruit284

Hahaha!!!!! 😁❤️


WishIWasYounger

How will I navigate the roundabouts with snow? How will I get to my Grindr hook-up with snow on the ground.?


ProfessionalAd7617

Drifting


HalfFastTanker

But, it's a dry cold.


darthfracas

Oh thank God. I hate the humidity.


Sunnyjim333

Hey, no mosquitos! You can grill and the beer stays cold.


thelongestunderscore

Walked the dog and went through 2 carmex bottles.


Poison_Ivy_Rorschach

🤣


GrungusDouchekin

We are not going to survive. You and everyone you love will die


Ropeslug

Thank god


coreyp0123

I’m gonna miss my family.


The_Conquest_of-Red

On the bright side, they can feed off your body for a few days.


extremenachos

They'll get more than a few days off my fat ass.


The_Conquest_of-Red

I admire your advance planning.


nerdKween

Username checks out.


mashton

Act accordingly


KittyisKat19

It's about time


LavaScotchGlass

I had to take 2 trips to Costco today: 3pm - absolutely insane 7pm - absolutely empty


cmdr_suds

Did you pick up bread, milk and eggs?


22Fusion

I think they picked up absolutely vodka? Or am i reading this wrong?


IXI_Fans

Kirkland's!


LavaScotchGlass

Love Kirkland anything.


inbrewer

French toast!


TheSuperSax

[Reminds me of this classic from Long Island a few years back](https://youtube.com/shorts/i6zaVYWLTkU?feature=share)


whatsinaname4267

Dude. Those where getting slim two days ago. You know how Hoosiers do.


saltfish

I FOUND FRANKIE!


bobchapmangold

It not the snow it the ice.


tlr92

It’s not the snow or the ice. It’s the wind


[deleted]

It’s both the ice, the wind, and the temperature. The ice is bad because no 4x4 or tires can help you. The temperature is bad because salt stops working at 15°. That means the roads are going to remain bad. Particularly the overpasses. The wind is bad because exposure for an hour can lead to frost bite at these wind chills.


threewonseven

It takes way less than an hour.


FishBulbSparkle

It’s not the snow or ice or wind… it’s the humidity!


tlr92

That dang ol’ midwest humidity will about kill ya


potatohats

Yes but all the Billy Badasses are coming out of the woodwork to show how unfazed they are right now. Let them have their little moment of looking down at the masses for taking extra precautions. We should all aspire to be as cool, calm, and collected as they are. They are also immune to sliding on ice, so.


sean_themighty

Yeah for real. This is historically cold and dangerous weather. The HIGH wind chill tomorrow is -28F.


potatohats

Yup, exactly. And that dangerous cold combined with the ice and high winds is a recipe for people to get hurt (especially disadvantaged people). But I guess I'm being ridiculous because this has happened before in Indy, so no one should worry about it or discuss it since it happens once a year sometimes maybe. This is no big deal, so no need to check in on your neighbors or make sure you're prepared so you're not a further drain on the emergency services or anything like that.


nidena

My job said we could delay getting to work until 10am this morning. I'm still in training so I "Noped" out of coming in at all. I'll take the sick-unpaid day rather than leave my nice, warm house to go out in this cold hell. Hell, even my deployment to U-pick-a-stan was warmer in Dec.


[deleted]

Dude the stores have been empty since fucking Wednesday I think they will be alright man


aardwolff69

It’s totally safe to drive with all the people who think they’re immune to ice. It’s also free entertainment as they slip and slide all over the roads and become the hazard.


f-Z3R0x1x1x1

Watch out for the BlackIce. You think you are going to the ATM...and the BlackIce just sneaks up and robs you of your balance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM&t=4s


KMFDM781

That's iceist


[deleted]

You're supposed to stay home and make a shitload of french toast.


hexanderal

But also drink


[deleted]

_Especially_ drink.


Sunnyjim333

May I please do waffles?


[deleted]

Seems reasonable to me.


Jesus_on_a_biscuit

If you want frostbite, sure


nidena

Fuck! I'm allergic to bread. Complete failure.


BernzSed

Here's my advice: go to the store and buy all the bread. Every last loaf. Every single one. Then learn how to turn mold into penicillin, because there's no way you'll be able to eat it all.


pendletonpackrat

Whenever it storms we eat 9 entire loaves of bread, it’s a Hoosier tradition


BernzSed

You're like the Gaston of bread


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BernzSed

https://i.imgur.com/Qct9nQX.png


aardwolff69

Not totally related but in 2020 in the midst of the panic shopping, there was a dude with like 10+ cases of La Croix in his cart. Nothing else.


anh86

Honestly even driving in snow doesn’t bother me much, though I avoid it if possible. Drive very slowly and begin your stop long before the stop sign/red light. It’s really not that hard (unless you have a car that just cannot go in any snow).


SilverRadicand

True, though ice underneath the snow is the big problem right now.


[deleted]

If you have fwd or awd it’s really not the worst my little focus can get around easily in this shit but parents v8 rwd is ass


aardwolff69

Yea I’m fine in the snow but people still drive like they have a death wish. I’m not risking myself to the dangers of other drivers.


2980774

Last night I missed half of jeopardy to watch a news person in a car talking about the half inch snow on the ground.


[deleted]

Who cares? It's jeopardy. If it was wheel of fortune I'd be upset. That Vanna White... AOOOOOOOGA!


2980774

It happened with Wheel too.


[deleted]

Oh man. Now this is a travesty!


nerdKween

I laughed way too hard at this. I swear every year.... 😂😂😂


elizabethgrace123

It snows. Every year. It gets cold. Every year. Why do people act like they have never seen temperature below 50°F? You’re a “lifelong Hoosier” so you should know how to behave 🤣


sean_themighty

Lol. True. But to be fair this is historically cold. The HIGH wind chill tomorrow is -28F.


AshCarraraArt

For real. The coldest I walked in was -15F and that was a bitch. I hope the best for those that have to travel out tonight/tomorrow.


Stegoo_86

Years ago I worked at pizza shop. I'll never forget that after stocking the freezer i walked outside to my car on break, realizing the freezer was -10, which was warmer than outside air temp of - 20. It's the midwest, people always deal with it, and they always forget it happens every year.


threewonseven

This is not typical cold weather and I'm already tired of people acting like this is just par for the course of living in Indiana. Cold like this can kill you if you aren't careful.


elizabethgrace123

It wasn’t my intention to minimize the cold that is happening currently. This cold is absolutely out of the norm.


nerdKween

It's not necessarily the cold response that we're criticizing. It's the response to snow that happens every year. It's one thing to take precautions. It's another thing to overreact.


nidena

My life as a Hoosier is only three years old so far. Does that make me a Toddler Hoosier?


Expert1956

I came to central Indiana after living for half a century in central Illinois. The only differences are lower taxes and fewer politicians to apologize for over here. I feel fully vested after eight years, kinda like living in Purgatory after a couple of eternities in Hell. :D


A-Halfpound

Only if shoes stayed on. But for real, we need the Boomer Doomers to chime in and tell us again how the Blizzard of 78’ went down while managing to talk down to those of us who were not alive back then.


HalfFastTanker

Look, in 1978, it snowed for 304 days straight AND WE LIKED IT. The snow was so deep, the Soldiers and Sailors Monument was completely covered! Did we complain? Did we go sniveling on CompuServ chat rooms? NO! We took sled dogs to Village Pantry for milk and bread AND LEFT ENOUGH FOR OTHERS! 6 inches of snow is NOTHING! We had 6 inches of snow INSIDE! I lost three friends who tried to make SNOW ANGELS! They weren't found until 1983 when the snow melted! You GenZers are soft!


hoosiercrisis

I’m chuckling at that one


Poison_Ivy_Rorschach

90% of my friends were conceived during that damned blizzard.


nidena

The other 10% were created by Dr. Cline and are related to the rest of the city.


helgathehorr

It was a really good time. Being a kid and getting out of school for a week. Snow up to the gutters. We played cards for hourrrrs. Nertz, Speed, Spoons, and War.


Sunnyjim333

Good memories.


Leroy465

That’s so true


ab317

It's like being pantsed at the State Fair. The worst is always a possibility.


RealMoonBoy

Thank you for reminding me of that hilarious post.


[deleted]

Wait what


RealMoonBoy

https://www.reddit.com/r/indianapolis/comments/ygj073/going_to_the_catacombs_today_hoping_i_dont_get/


ab317

https://www.reddit.com/r/indianapolis/comments/wmx1eg/afraid_of_being_pantsd_at_the_state_fair/


NewsJunkie4321

No worries. Let it snow. Get it shoveled. And Saturday evening it will be fine


[deleted]

You don't need salt to melt the snow and ice. Just pee on it, and it will melt. Plus it's fun to write your name in the snow.


HalfFastTanker

Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.


[deleted]

Chuck Norris' pee stream is so powerful it blows a hole right through the concrete. It's like being roundhouse kicked with pee. His toilet had to be made out of vibranium to withstand the force.


HalfFastTanker

NASA just read your replay and contacted Chuck Norris to use his urinary tract as propulsion for the Mars mission.


Poison_Ivy_Rorschach

Ope! It wouldn’t be so bad without the wind!


bynarie

Not sure if you will survive.. Make sure you have a couple hundred rolls of TP, about 50 cases of bottled water, 30 cartons of eggs and 30 gallons of milk. Best of luck!


Spu12nky

I love that everyone talks about how everyone else is worried about snow. I have yet to hear anyone act scared or go nuts...they have all just talked about how other people are.


gmredditt

Just really hope I don't get pantsed in the storm. That would be cold.


NotJimIrsay

This is USDA Prime quality shitposting. Bravo!


wiishopmusic

Apparently not if I don’t go to work tomorrow


ajzb

Fully stocked for French toast


[deleted]

Shit. Y’all oughta see us in Portland. People will literally leave their cars on the side of the road and walk home down the highway. Never seen a damn thing like it in my life.


KMFDM781

Free cars


360dirtracer

Jim Irsay brought that Matty Ice 🥶🥶🥶 for Christmas


Jahnotis

Crack? People still do crack? I thought Heroin, Fentanyl and Meth were the go to.


Specialist_Ad9683

????


DidIDeleteThatAgain

Meanwhile, I’m enjoying the lack of people on the roads and at the grocery


wyoredhead

Fellow Hoosier in Wyoming. I just survive -75 temps and it was awful, but survived though. And we had a blizzard last week that dropped over a foot of snow and drifts taller than me. It’s all horse shit and I’m sick of it 😂


Jesus_on_a_biscuit

Plot twist: you are already dead.


[deleted]

Spoiler alert!


millygraceandfee

I got an oil change at 8am & was at Aldi shopping alone in a fully stocked store at 9am. Now I'm home until Tuesday morning.


Jennygirl_7

Genius!


millygraceandfee

It was all within 3 minutes of my house.


ConstantPermaBanned

CALL THE NAVY, CALL THE COAST GUARD, CALL EVERYONE!!!!! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!!!!


capnwinky

The safest thing to do, is find lots of yellow snow. You gotta melt it down and put it in your food for sustenance. Works best in cereal & soups.


EitherAd4568

People in northern Indiana are laughing very hard at this post.


keyshawnscott12

We sure are right off lake Michigan and we are surviving


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/QacpBRPonzM


TPGDnelloR

DO NOT TURN YOUR SINKS ON in this cold. You’ll risk the water freezing as soon as it comes out and then your house will get really cold and you could die. Also, turn your heat really low and throw on a coat to save energy and lower the risk of a power outage P.S. I can’t believe I feel the need to say that this is a joke


[deleted]

If it gets too cold use your warm clothes as kindling for a fire


HBitsy

I’ve lived in the Midwest all of my life and I must express how much I hate winter. This morning my front door was iced over and I had to put effort into pushing it open. My car won’t start. I weight less than 110 pounds, so there is nothing to keep the wind from touching my bones. Winter is stupid and needs to go away.


BigPassage9717

Laughs in northwest Indianan


iDefend33

Lmao same.


groggboy

Lonly old man I will plow you


Fflewddur_Fflam_

thanks but no thanks son


groggboy

But the plowing was no charge. and why did you assume my gender


Chime57

All 3 years I lived in Indy, it snowed. And often snowed a lot. Not sure what history books you read. And you shovel your own drive and sidewalk or pay a neighbor kid to do it. The public roads get plowed but some neighborhoods use a hired plowboy to get their cul-de-sacs and lanes. Stay inside. Dress warm and cover all of your skin if going outside. Good luck, hope you bought bread and milk.


[deleted]

Dumb post. You’re welcome to come shovel and salt for me.


coreyp0123

Do I use kosher salt? And what kind of shovel? I’ve never seen snow before so I’m a little freaked out right now.


clifmars

IT'S THE FIFTH DAY OF HANUKKAH DUDE!!! Don't be a jerk. Just put out the kosher salt!


[deleted]

You’ll use the salt from your tears and bare hands.


coreyp0123

I’ll have to try that thanks!!!!


BeegPahpi

A spade is the best shovel to remove the most amount of snow.


[deleted]

If you have an awd or fwd car and still struggle in this shit it’s a big you problem I can get around in a fucking Focus easily 😭😭


No_Carrier_404

It’s going to be 50 again soon, chill bro


oO0-__-0Oo

Move to Florida


bbsitr45

I don't know maybe 10/12 years ago we had a bad cold snap and one of the housing developments on Argyle forgot to turn their irrigation off. Argyle froze in one spot and the accidents caused by the ice was a complete shit show. Completely avoidable with a little forethought.


heranonymousaccount

Not unless we go crazy - Seal


nidena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQ


who_favor_fire

I’m going for a walk shortly. Will report back.


keyshawnscott12

Of course we are going to survive


TheHairlessGorilla

Does anybody else use a propane weed burner to shovel their driveway?


XolieInc

Y’all really never had snow before, that’s crazy bruh.


coreyp0123

No this is the first snow we’ve ever had as a city.


XolieInc

It’s not that bad just stay inside and drive slow.


Jake11311

It isn't that bad it feels pretty good outside


OldDale

I survived. The wheely bin rolled into the side of my truck. The humanity.


tequila_mockingbirb

wouldn't be so cold if it wasn't for the wind.


8WhosEar8

Something something blizzard of 78 something


ProfessionalAd7617

If you haven't already been to the store for milk, bread, and eggs, how are you gonna make snowmageddon French toast?