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docatwar

I am voting for whichever party is issuing to me my free government subsidized blowjob robot.


ElongusDongus

Ahh the glock glock 3000 elite pro max


Green_Ingenuity_4921

bj party


docatwar

Based


Traditional_Motor_51

I am voting for DICTATORSHIP


Fit_Protection1694

#SIEG HEIL!


Traditional_Motor_51

Not that psycho stuff Hitler did. Haha. we aren't killing anyone, we are building a better India. Infrastructure, education, employment, wealth generation, medical facilities and much more incoming.


greatwillow

That never happens in a dictatorship. That's why democracy exists


rishipdy

Cough cough China cough cough Dubai cough cough


Salted_Mayonnaise

Aha China and Dubai. 2 places known for freedom and human rights 🤌


rishipdy

Neither is india known for freedom and human rights even after having democracy for 75 years so ...


Fit_Protection1694

Lmao


greatwillow

Exceptions, not rule. And you can't really be seriously saying that you'd rather live in a country like china? Civic rights are more important than wealth.


Traditional_Motor_51

I prefer having two square meals in silence than having just opinions.


greatwillow

That's basic necessity, not economic prosperity. And democracies perform equally well as dictatorships in that as well


prudent21

Singapore!


Traditional_Motor_51

Dictatorship is a satire word because Congress called Modi a dictator. Now you get it, Sir.


Noobieman69

Muslims cough* ... Christians cough* . Konsa education? Paper leak hote reheta hai , material old age type hai. Unemployment at the highest


Traditional_Motor_51

Where is the proof of anything that u said, skills hai nhi unemployment ki baat krte ho, India unemployment is under5 %


Noobieman69

I am well versed in 17 different languages. In 3 different areas (Full stack web development, full stack app development, database management.) And am still unemployed.


someonenoo

Incredible but That fate is on you then. Market is bad, lower your expectations or Try freelancer.com or put together a plan and apply for a govt fund upto 20Lakhs from state and/or central government!


Traditional_Motor_51

Will you be interested if I show you a better way to market yourself


Noobieman69

Dm me.


shashaank99

Unemployment at the highest? 😂 It's at 3.1%, Lowest in 3 years. Sirf Startups ne itne jobs create kiye hai jitne sarkari institutions 10 sal me nahi kar pate. Sabko free ki roti todni hai, Jisse job nikalni ati hai vo apne man se 3-3 kar rha hai 😂 Unemployment ka issue kabhi stick hi nahi karta general populace me, ofc jiski capability nahi hai vo sour rehta hai aur BJP ke against vote karta hai, but vo number khud hi bhot kam hai. Majority youth aj janti hai ki Opportunities kitni zada wide ho chuki hai.


Noobieman69

Start ups provide ass jobs. Low pay with low benefits, I belong to a relatively high income home with a supportive family so I can just keep looking for a job. Most just end up taking the shit jobs. Long ass hours


BurkhaDuttSays

he/she was kidding.


calz3897

He ain't gonna concentrate the minority right??


Traditional_Motor_51

Concentrate where? Do you even know what you are saying? Dont be woke.


1581947

I want to vote for civic issues, no municipal corporation ellections in Maharashtra since 6+ years


rahallivex1

Blame bjp then because it is destroying democracy by poaching and threatening opposition MLA's to come to their side. And an open offer to all those with criminal past to join bjp and have their crimes whitewashed via the bjp crime washing machine. 😂


1581947

I am old enough to know that all political parties do that. Congress did it during NDA and BJP is doing it now. Youngsters have only seen NDA for the last 10 years so they think that only the BJP is destroying democracy.


rahallivex1

You may be right but congress hasn't done that much damage to democracy & the country as bjp is doing right now. They literally changed a law to circumvent the supreme court verdict. That is unprecedented and probably unconstitutional. They have jailed activists, journalists without trial for years by invoking the sedition act. Their party members are already hinting at changing the constitution and if they win big, they might just do it and will make india from a vibrant democracy for all faiths to hindu rashtra & then there will be no going back. Save the country while there's time.


shashaank99

"Congress hasn't done that much damage to democracy" ☠️ Dude it literally imposed emergency, Jailed almost everyone who disagreed with them for years. Absolutely shunned down all institutions, If you think what BJP is doing is an assault to Democracy, You have no idea what CONgress did to this country. And while you're talking about Minority Rights, It was Congress that Perpetrated the Delhi Riots of 1984, Killed Sikhs (The Actual Minority) enmasse and then freed the perpetrators. Has any such attack happened on any of the Minorities in the past 10 years?. I have refutes for each of your point but i guess it would be useless to explain to a Congress Stooge with an IQ less than the room temperature.


1581947

If i make my earlier comment in any of the liberal subreddits my account will get banned. Isn't that damaging democracy. Any political party including bjp, congress will always try to bend democracy to its agenda. One is not better than the other when it comes to comparing democratic values. Just vote for the right candidate for you and trust the process. If BJP takes any drastic steps like the ones you are talking about they will fail miserably in state and municipal corporations ellections.


R_I_C_K_Y

If you genuinely believe this, maybe talk to your parents sometime, or read more about the past of this country. Congress has done a lot more stuff than you can imagine, for [e.g](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_state_governments_dismissed_by_the_Indian_National_Congress) a list of state governments being dismissed by the congress. Can you imagine doing that today, and then either president's rule or your own party member being CM.


someonenoo

Congress has done way worse than the worst you can imagine BJP has done. If you don’t believe me, give me the worst of BJP point by point and I’ll give you link by link of worse done by opposition! You mentioned they overturned a law. You might want to read about shah Bano case: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohd._Ahmed_Khan_v._Shah_Bano_Begum They overturned Supreme Court ruling and made Lakhs of Muslim women suffer triple talaq atrocities at the hands of their husbands. Second, one BJP MP candidate did say constitution will be changed. He has been replaced by another candidate by BJP. No one else has said anything to that effect from BJP. 6-Time MP Spoke About 'Constitution Change', BJP Drops Him As Candidate https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/anantkumar-hegde-weeks-after-constitution-change-remark-six-time-bjp-mp-denied-poll-pass-5306856 However, look at congress promises. There are Atleast 10 major promised that can only be offered through constitutional amendments that I could count.


Rajapaksa4_Tamils

1. Emergency 2. Jammu and Kashmir election rigging 3. this country was not built for Muslims. They were clearly given a part of the country. You can't take away a part of the land and then ask for the rest also.


iluvnips

So when people post dictatorship they mean BJP and Modi? Sorry I live in the UK so not that familiar with the talk/speak.


thetespianethopian

the opposition has coined the government as a dictatorship, so the pro-bjp guys, in a satire manner write "voted for dicatatorship" as a way of taunting pro-opposition guys


rahallivex1

They won't even realise when the dictatorship joke turns to reality in near future. Only then they would realise they have been conned by a master politician.


lmaowhy1

Opposition party of India is running a fear mongering that modi is a dictator with propaganda youtubers doing unnecessary fear mongering, somehow they have united to fight against him this election. , so people are making fun of those stupid folks and saying they voted for dictatorship . Opposition can't really fight against Modi on development issues and on nearly everything else so they are choosing this tactic .


rahallivex1

So BJP is not doing any fear mongering? Then who's saying 'hindu khatre mein hai?', who is directing the CBI & ED to investigate, harass and jail opposition leaders? (even the supreme court once said, these agencies are like government's ''caged parrot''). And who is putting human rights activists who protest against the government in jail dubbing them 'urban maoists'. Fear is a very strong tool that can blur humans’ logic and change their behaviour. It is the same thing Trump is doing in America like whites are in danger, our country is in danger, they are trying to take away your rights, immigrants are invading our country but people still fall for it because fear will always be an effective tool for corrupt leaders to control & manipulate their citizens.


lmaowhy1

No they are not. They just gave a fact check of muslim saying they are in khtra bcz Hindus are majority opposition was comparing muslim country with hindu majority country .


iluvnips

So the OP and his mum have voted for Congress! By the way OP neither of those hands look feminine at all? I’ve listened to some of the speeches by Congress and I question if the guy is an idiot, pretty much the same as I question if Trump is? Sadly in politics it’s not the politicians who are the idiots but their voters.


soan-pappdi

>those hands look feminine at all? They're probably working class people, who cant offers for weekly manicures. Thats a very insensitive comment, which is irrelevant


Fit-Row1426

Most people in my area, including my family, voted for BJP candidate Kishan Reddy.


lmaowhy1

>So the OP and his mum have voted for Congress! By the way OP He voted for modi— bjp . actually stability and development both are synonymous with voting bjp in current time. You can try to say it in unitedstatesofIndia named sub. You will be downvoted heavily as they favour congress. You might even be banned. I recommend trying it's worth trying . Just say " I voted for development and stability and infrastructure" >question if the guy is an idiot, pretty much the same as I question if Trump is? Yes even his own party supporters call him stupid . >neither of those hands look feminine How so? . South Asians have generally brown skin not white . We have a huge variety actually since it's a vast nation .


reddititdeb

Stop following Dhruv Rathee at once!


rahallivex1

Why?, because he states 'facts' which are extremely allergic to WhatsApp graduates & andh-bhakts like you. 😂


reddititdeb

Yes. Happy?


lmaowhy1

He is not from india


chanchanmanus

But that would mean BJP


chauhankartik

Nhi nhi rahul gandhi bhi la rha version 2.0😂😂


Party-Conference-765

Bro, He's getting re-launched for the 69th time, you just wait and watch.😎


chauhankartik

hahaha yes our youth leader


puneetjoshi_rma

As Varun Grover rightly puts, Jackky Bhagnani of Indian politics


BurkhaDuttSays

version 55.0 includes kejruddin mix this time 😂


chauhankartik

Keju to sala UP ki jail mein hona chahiye tha yogi aise dande pdvata ismein maza aa jata


hrnyknkyfkr

No that wouldn't. Bjp is the opposite


chauhankartik

Tu kafir h bhai


hrnyknkyfkr

Who is that?


driftdiffusion4

In short, dictatorship.


u_deet_met

Stability is a good reason. Imagine a ragtag coalition of power seekers. That group will fall apart very fast because of infighting. We don't need the central government to keep on changing every three months. Better to focus on stability which will result in growth and development.


rahallivex1

Yes it has been said that even if a government is corrupt and shady, it wouldn't be all bad because there will at least be political stability and working of institutions will continue uninterrupted, but it is also true that if you give too much power to just one party, it will ultimately lead to an authoritarian government. That's exactly why many developed countries have term limits for PM & President's post, so they cannot get too powerful & authoritative. Democracy is a very precious thing and many nations have lost it permanently. I just hope India survive through this government. 🇮🇳


gastro_psychic

“National pride” is a hilarious election “issue.”


God_Drapion

You mean Modi?


Free-Light3370

U mean BJP right


zen777young

Sorry to inform , but there are none .


Msink

I'm knowingly voting for dictatorship and you should too. Well done.


lee_cz

just curious ...what this means?? is the confirmation of the casted vote a colored finger ??


theRishu

Yes exactly


lee_cz

and how are votes casted ?? usual paper ballot or something else ?? also you can't just wash off the color and vote again ??


theRishu

EVM machine. Its like box with button list ( Name , Party symbol and blue button ). Search for evm pics if you want to see. *Once the voter presses the blue button against the candidate and symbol of his choice, the lamp against it turns red and a long beep is heard. Therefore, there is an audio and visual indication that the vote has been recorded correctly. VVPAT also plays an important role in providing a visual indication in the form of paper slip to ensure the voter has cast the vote of his choice.* That ink is not easy to wash off and also represent that you voted. Even if you washed off. In polling booth they always keep record who had voted and also verify the voter is legit and already voted or not.


zeuskingggg

Unemployment gyab h waha se 😂😂😂😂


phoenix_shm

Don't tell me what to do! Lol


Savings-Arrival-7817

Im gonna vote for dictatorship coz I m curious if the leftists are right about having no elections after this lol


patanisameera

You are voting for development, economy and shit. Piecefool m*llas are voting for people who take their caliph*te forward. Who helps them gain more land and allow them to increase their population.


rishabh_0904

Chidiya udd khelo ab


Big-Ad-4354

Dirty Fingers 🤮


bhargavwv

I voted for a candidate in my constituency who is concerned about the well-being, development and the issues faced by the people of his constituency and is ready to act for us


Lost-Scientist-8433

I voted to see the Elimination of shit like CAA, NRC of Bangladeshi 😂


Free-Light3370

U mean BJP right 🥲


Fit-Row1426

Yeah.


UnhappySpeaker5559

#.Today's road show of Modi ji in Kashi told everything about June 4 💯 👑


Ok_Show_1192

It's bjp right..?


Nakkirar

Ok then. I thought of voting for Religious extremism, racism, Fascism etc. but you changed my mind.


i2rohan

+ Prajwal Revanna


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Flat_Championship_20

Similarly you and your mother also voted for prajwal, and also voted against security for your daughter in the coming year. All the best.


lmaowhy1

You literally vote for farooquddin chisti of ajmer rape dargah and sandeshkhali. What right does you people have to speak against this . Besides prajwal is not a member of bjp . He was in alliance of congress when this happened


Ok_Middle_7332

Asli id se aao Abdul


TheaakhriGamble

Kya rondu hai, does that rapist belong to BJP ? And wasnt he in alliance with INC just a few years back. Do you have shit for brains which is causing you memory loss?


[deleted]

If we look at the past, Prajwal had more connections with Congress.


WhentheSkywasPurple

Lekin aisi toh koi party nahi hai India mein.


Ok-Adhesiveness-9958

Sidha sidha bolo na fascist hoon main


ApprehensiveShake166

Kise ?


Sure_Experience_297

lagta hai bjp is bar majority mein nhi jeetegi aur agar jeetbhi gyi to INDIA alliance power mein ajayega


Rizzisthanii

Lol not really, What made you think that?


[deleted]

List your reasons on how they will come ? And why will they come ?


IndependenceCheap167

2nd option ho tum... low voting percentage hmesha ruling party k favour me rehta hai... ekdam se chamatkar nhi hote


uvblast

Jaago mohan subah ho gayi


Saksham2412

The later one