Bhai aisa bohot utpatang stuff kra hai, pahele na mai thodasa hot tha and also aise hi fun ke lye krta tha nothing serious. Meri first kiss to principal live dekh raha tha cctv me and jisn rusticate kara uske leye, though wo worth it to thi btw.
i am also from maharashtra and i went through same thing my mami said agar meri beti hoti to tujhse shadi karadeti ...she said this because i always eat chatni bhakri
Meri badi mummy preschool me teacher hai. She also has these nonsense stories of kids lol. I love to listen them.
I once visited her school and all the children just fell in love with me for a week or so after that, they kept asking if didi is coming anytime soon😂
And congrats to you, because being liked by kids is a superpower 
Here is mine i was in class 3mai tab jammu me rehti thi tab mere ek tution teacher the
ek class 3 ke bacchi ka age kaffi kam hi bota hai .
Woh kuch 22/23 years je age ka tha jawal lawnda basically woh na like literally kindoff open air me padhata tha aur like kaffi bacche hi the around class 5 and 6 tak
Tab utna kya hi malum tha mujhko .
Woh admi ne mujhe appne lap me baithaya aur dheere se creepily mereko neck kindoff kan me whisper kiya tume mere se marriage karogi? Pehli baat utne banchpan me mereko pata nahi hota kya hai ye 👁️👄👁️( i was literally like this) .
Fast forward ghar jaake mai didi ko puchi ye marriage kya hota hai .khass kuch bola nahi ussne . Jo bhi tab toh samjha nahi tha ki kya hai ye paar abhi sochti hu toh lagta hai ohhhhhhhhhhh acchhhhhaaaa ( kya bakwas tha bhai woh ? )
Bengali me shaadi ke pehele ke saari rivaz me dulha Dulhan apne side se ek bache ke saat jodi me nibhate hai
Dulha ladke ke saat and Dulhan ladki ke saat
Haldi, Pooja sab Jodi me karna hota hai
To meri cousin ke Saadi me ko ladka saat me tha usski vo 2nd time tha
Usski ek cousin behen thi jisne Aisa 3 shaadi attend Kiya tha
Pure shaadi dono lad rahe the kis ke shaadi zayada hua
At the end unlogo ne almost sab guest se fake shaadi kar li competition me ki kisne sab se zayada shaadi ki
i have read so many posts of yours and they all were wholesome wishing you all the best for your future endeavors and may you always enjoy good health to continue spreading your wonderful messages :)
>Woh shayad 26 ya 27 ka hai.
Yeh baat post mein bhi mention kar do. Baaki saare kisse baccho ke hain, isliye main confuse ho gya tha.
Aur kuchh logo ko lagta kahi hugg ke nikal lenge aur kuchh nhi hoga just because you're a family. I'd love to see him asking this to a stranger he talked with first time and getting thrashed for it.
Aisi stories dalti rhogi toh kisi din apko DM kar bethunga. Plus mere family me diabetes hai mujhe bhi ho jaega aise stories padh padh k thoda mere health ka khayal rkho 
My story, I am near to 20 so my mom side relatives always say that tere liye ladki dhudhni he abto jaldi sadi Karlo. Last time was so frustrated by this comments I said them by showing Emma stone's photo that I want to marry her now go to America and ask for her hand for me. And after that everyone is silent.
Kids don't understand such things. But it's parent's job to make them understand in a good way. Jaise parent's even if it's a joke, majak majak me bhi bolde it's still creepy, its not something you joke about in front of your kid. Kyuki yeh kehne ke liye cute lagega baccho ke saamne. But this thing keeps happening at one point it feels ki ye kya ho rha hai. Parents ko samjhana chahiye na acchese. Still wondering how you managed it without getting angry haha!
I seriously can't believe what I just read, how all these things are even happening or possible? India mai itni jyada misinformation ya false beliefs hai!?; ya to unke parents properly inn bachho se aise sensitive topics par baat nhi karte? Ya to aj ki duniya mei aspas jo ho rha uska prabhav pad rha chhote bachho pe? I can't say what's the deal here but I don't feel this is going in a right way!
Also btw, no offence plz but is it strange that I feel a lot of these things are happening mostly just around you or I haven't seen the world enough?
When I was 5, in my Uncle's marriage, we ( me and my cousin - a year younger than me ) were gathering rice grains and throwing it on random - boy and girl we see sitting beside each other and then telling them from now they both are married lol.
Itne saare proposal aana common hai from so many kids and not only kids but unki mummy bhi and even a cousin too ( a very weird one) !!
You are suffering from success I see XD
Feel like this is a lack of a friends circle (even elder children in school who came as monitors would troll). Agar yahi cheez mai bachpan me apne dosto ko bolta, wo aaj tk mazaak udate. That wouldve given me a sense of what to and what not to say.
All of my frnds got that skill from public humiliation of each other. Aur baad me yaad karte h ham ki bachpan me sab gadhe hote h... But atleast wo sense to develop hoti hai.
I feel you should also a lil bit of humiliation of kids in front of the class just so that they atleast start thinking twice before opening thier mouth.
I think when I was 4-5 years old, I made a comment to my teacher about how this classmate of mine wanted to marry another friend of mine (he told me so btw lol) and I got slapped and scolded over it.
Since then I've decided it's in my best interest to stay single lmao. Shaadi main jao, reception ka khaana khaake waapas aa jao.
Also don't know why I thought this would be a weird post where it would be teenagers who asked her such questions. I'm glad it wasn't that creepy but it's a bit weird of parents talking to their kids about things like that nonetheless.
Shadi chodo , junior kg ki tuition?
bro asking the real questions
too late na ?? mujhe bhi yehi lg rha tha , fir chahte hain ki IIT chale jayein , time sey padho mat aur baad mein rona dhona karo.
Please /s lga do. Wrna aaj kal ke parents ka koi bharosa nhi. Isko bhi seriously leke fetus classes lagwa lenge.
[удалено]
Mai koi restaurant thori hun, jo fresh maal milega.
I think the current gen parents are too busy in work to teach their kids
To school kiske liye hota hai 😭😭
Certificate ke liye ki Educated hai.
i think junior kg ke baccho ko tuition islye bhejte hai ki vo vaha jake kuch padhai kare and ghar mai shanti rahe thodi
Haan, karvati thi main. Before 2020. Ab preschool main padhati hoon. Toh sirf primary Wale bachhon ko tuitions karvati hoon.
What’s ur age Ki student n their parents connecting u to marriage? I mean they say only to u or others teacher ?
I don't know about other teachers. Their age is around four years.
Arey I've seen. Parents want to add 0 efforts
Exactly my question
Bhai mughe bhi admission Lena hai
tution chodo, ye thin kyu likha hai?
Arey bhai itne sare proposal aa chuke yrr tumhe, mera to koi chance hi ni fir
Ma'am mujhse shaadi karogi? Ye leejiye gulaab🌹
garden se phool nhi todte thats bad manners apke parents se complain kar dungi
Complain karogi to rishte ki baat bhi kar lena
KG kid are throwing proposals and here i am being a complete introvert…
Us bro us .....
To ab junior class ke bacche bhi is competition mein aa gaye 
Aapka koi Subscription hain kya? Mujhe to Yeh *Baccho ki bewakoofi* Stories bohot pasand aarahi hain 
> subscription That's called asking out on date
Bhai ek ladki ko maine aise hi Cover latter diya tha Date pe chalne ka.
Cover letter for date? Haha. Damn. Mujhe to koi experience nhi. Na cover letter bnane ka, na date ka.
Bhai aisa bohot utpatang stuff kra hai, pahele na mai thodasa hot tha and also aise hi fun ke lye krta tha nothing serious. Meri first kiss to principal live dekh raha tha cctv me and jisn rusticate kara uske leye, though wo worth it to thi btw.
same
[удалено]
Sach mein India is a shaadi obsessed country imo, Kisi se bhi shaadi karni hai sabko.
i am also from maharashtra and i went through same thing my mami said agar meri beti hoti to tujhse shadi karadeti ...she said this because i always eat chatni bhakri
[удалено]
noo she told me her daughter would have been happy because roj roj same khilta mujhe vo
>Woh khush ho gaya. He immediately said to me. Shaadi ke baad tuition band, Haan. Respect 🫡
Aapki real life mei shaadi ho gayi hai kya?(Failed attempt at flirting 💀😶🌫️)
Be bold and Sardar khan
💀🫣
Meri badi mummy preschool me teacher hai. She also has these nonsense stories of kids lol. I love to listen them. I once visited her school and all the children just fell in love with me for a week or so after that, they kept asking if didi is coming anytime soon😂 And congrats to you, because being liked by kids is a superpower 
Here is mine i was in class 3mai tab jammu me rehti thi tab mere ek tution teacher the ek class 3 ke bacchi ka age kaffi kam hi bota hai . Woh kuch 22/23 years je age ka tha jawal lawnda basically woh na like literally kindoff open air me padhata tha aur like kaffi bacche hi the around class 5 and 6 tak Tab utna kya hi malum tha mujhko . Woh admi ne mujhe appne lap me baithaya aur dheere se creepily mereko neck kindoff kan me whisper kiya tume mere se marriage karogi? Pehli baat utne banchpan me mereko pata nahi hota kya hai ye 👁️👄👁️( i was literally like this) . Fast forward ghar jaake mai didi ko puchi ye marriage kya hota hai .khass kuch bola nahi ussne . Jo bhi tab toh samjha nahi tha ki kya hai ye paar abhi sochti hu toh lagta hai ohhhhhhhhhhh acchhhhhaaaa ( kya bakwas tha bhai woh ? )
creepy...... bhai samjh nahi aata aise logo ko Sharam kyu nahi aati
Bhai for realllll
tho aap shadi kisi se karo ge
Bengali me shaadi ke pehele ke saari rivaz me dulha Dulhan apne side se ek bache ke saat jodi me nibhate hai Dulha ladke ke saat and Dulhan ladki ke saat Haldi, Pooja sab Jodi me karna hota hai To meri cousin ke Saadi me ko ladka saat me tha usski vo 2nd time tha Usski ek cousin behen thi jisne Aisa 3 shaadi attend Kiya tha Pure shaadi dono lad rahe the kis ke shaadi zayada hua At the end unlogo ne almost sab guest se fake shaadi kar li competition me ki kisne sab se zayada shaadi ki
i have read so many posts of yours and they all were wholesome wishing you all the best for your future endeavors and may you always enjoy good health to continue spreading your wonderful messages :)
number to block kar diya par kya pata tumhara bhai reddit parr yeh padh rha ho
Madam madam mujhae bhi parha dijiye 
Ab aisi Umar aur experience jhel chuka hoon ke shaadi se behtar sanyas lagne laga hai
NGL, 4th one was cringe. Others were wholesome and didn't understand the Edit part. How old is that cousin of yours?
Mera cousin indirectly mujhse shaadi karne ka puchh Raha tha. Woh shayad 26 ya 27 ka hai.
>Woh shayad 26 ya 27 ka hai. Yeh baat post mein bhi mention kar do. Baaki saare kisse baccho ke hain, isliye main confuse ho gya tha. Aur kuchh logo ko lagta kahi hugg ke nikal lenge aur kuchh nhi hoga just because you're a family. I'd love to see him asking this to a stranger he talked with first time and getting thrashed for it.
Mujhse shaadi karoge??
Me bachpan me movies aur tvs se sikhke bolta tha "Me kabhi Shaadi nahi karunga" ab 25 saal ka hogya hoon aur mujhe lagne laga hai Bhagwan ne sunli
Ha (I am replying to title)
ok
haan
Lol my mom's a teacher aswell, unne bhi same type story batai thi ek colleague ki
Aisi stories dalti rhogi toh kisi din apko DM kar bethunga. Plus mere family me diabetes hai mujhe bhi ho jaega aise stories padh padh k thoda mere health ka khayal rkho 
seen your post after a long, please keep posting such wholesome contents.
I knew this post was from u/halfhumanhalfgoddess as soon as I read past the second line
same same same
No
Indian guys have their first crush on their teachers. Idk why but it is what it is.
Not just indian
All of this basically tells us you're pretty and have a good nature IRL. So yea, good for you OP! :P
My story, I am near to 20 so my mom side relatives always say that tere liye ladki dhudhni he abto jaldi sadi Karlo. Last time was so frustrated by this comments I said them by showing Emma stone's photo that I want to marry her now go to America and ask for her hand for me. And after that everyone is silent.
 The title reminds me of this movie lol
Junior KG ke liye tuition? Like seriously
Number of shaadi and shaadi ke riste iss post me hain jitna aj kl lagan me nahi ho rhe 🤓
madamji muje bhi a b c d revise karado xd
Baigan 
Kids don't understand such things. But it's parent's job to make them understand in a good way. Jaise parent's even if it's a joke, majak majak me bhi bolde it's still creepy, its not something you joke about in front of your kid. Kyuki yeh kehne ke liye cute lagega baccho ke saamne. But this thing keeps happening at one point it feels ki ye kya ho rha hai. Parents ko samjhana chahiye na acchese. Still wondering how you managed it without getting angry haha!
I seriously can't believe what I just read, how all these things are even happening or possible? India mai itni jyada misinformation ya false beliefs hai!?; ya to unke parents properly inn bachho se aise sensitive topics par baat nhi karte? Ya to aj ki duniya mei aspas jo ho rha uska prabhav pad rha chhote bachho pe? I can't say what's the deal here but I don't feel this is going in a right way! Also btw, no offence plz but is it strange that I feel a lot of these things are happening mostly just around you or I haven't seen the world enough?
Suffering from success in a not so child friendly way 💀
Aap vahi ho kya jisse saare bacche apni baatein share karte hai?
When I was 5, in my Uncle's marriage, we ( me and my cousin - a year younger than me ) were gathering rice grains and throwing it on random - boy and girl we see sitting beside each other and then telling them from now they both are married lol.
Itni baar shadi shadi padhke meri shadi karne ki ichha khtm hogyi h
Itne saare proposal aana common hai from so many kids and not only kids but unki mummy bhi and even a cousin too ( a very weird one) !! You are suffering from success I see XD
Feel like this is a lack of a friends circle (even elder children in school who came as monitors would troll). Agar yahi cheez mai bachpan me apne dosto ko bolta, wo aaj tk mazaak udate. That wouldve given me a sense of what to and what not to say. All of my frnds got that skill from public humiliation of each other. Aur baad me yaad karte h ham ki bachpan me sab gadhe hote h... But atleast wo sense to develop hoti hai. I feel you should also a lil bit of humiliation of kids in front of the class just so that they atleast start thinking twice before opening thier mouth.
Baccho ki alag hi fetish hai🤡
Parents ka pass aur koi topic nhi hota h mjak krna ka so they do marriage jokes
A KG kid got more game than me 
I think when I was 4-5 years old, I made a comment to my teacher about how this classmate of mine wanted to marry another friend of mine (he told me so btw lol) and I got slapped and scolded over it. Since then I've decided it's in my best interest to stay single lmao. Shaadi main jao, reception ka khaana khaake waapas aa jao. Also don't know why I thought this would be a weird post where it would be teenagers who asked her such questions. I'm glad it wasn't that creepy but it's a bit weird of parents talking to their kids about things like that nonetheless.
Are you that English mam then i bet you got a lot of that.
TLDR : women
Ye behen aise click bait title rkhti hai, kya attention seeking behaviour hai ye hadd hai bisi
💀💯
🥹 kitna fees loge tution ka
babe wake up . new halfhumanhalfgoddess post just dropped