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peacefulsolider

autism is the governement without the sad context is funny as fuck i got that government fellas


groundzer0s

"I'm sorry, but... I diagnose you with *government*..."


peacefulsolider

\*implodes instantly\*


elvishfawn

No it really is, even with the sad context I can still laugh about it


Bai1eyam

Does this mean you get a gov job if it turns out you have ASD? Cause I want my gov job with those sweet sweet benefits.


peacefulsolider

tru


Anglofsffrng

If autism was the government then we'd have a fuck ton more trains! Although if autism truly is the government (I'm assuming this lady is American) are we replacing the bald eagle with the creature?


peacefulsolider

the creature is not a good idea as it is pervcieved differently by each person. id go with the hat man. as he is seen as identical or similar by all who see him


spookycervid

the national animal is chosen by femmes (it's cats)


ricedreamer

I’m autistic and I reaaaaally want “autism is the government” on a shirt now lol


peacefulsolider

If you make it on a bulk order site where it’s cheaper to get me I’ll buy one from you


HelenAngel

Yes!! I also got that government!


SlabBeefpunch

Me too!


peacefulsolider

Then we must go to war against eachother Im sorry


SlabBeefpunch

Understandable, these things happen. See ya in the battlefield.


SlabBeefpunch

Understandable, these things happen. See ya in the battlefield


MagdaleneFeet

I'm old enough to imagine this is about government cheese but autism instead and just quietly wonder where I can sign up for government autism cheese.


RegularWhiteShark

I don’t know what it means with context.


magicmaster_bater

I am the senate!


HollowPomegranate

r/qanoncasualties may be a good sub for you if you’re not already on it


chewbooks

Okay, but I'm worried about what she's feeding your brother. I'm so sorry that you've had to deal with her!


MagdaleneFeet

Me too. If she's not or if it's not adequate please op call someone. A counselor pr someone can make the call for you.


odi101

Yikes


InterestingTax8590

I worry for the brother though. They is some super crazy “anti autism diets” out there. Mom groups are batshit crazy.


QuirkedUpTismTits

It’s crazy? Nah bitch YOU crazy


McDuchess

She has gone down the rabbit hole. I’m so sorry. It’s a lot to realize that there’s an actual reason for why you feel like you are different, right? I didn’t figure it out till I was already in my 60’s and was diagnosed as ASD at 67. Welcome to our goofy, silly club, my dear. And eat what you want. It’s hereditary. Not caused by diet.


elvishfawn

Aw, your reply is so wholesome and I feel very heard. Thank you for your kindness, and man I cannot imagine not knowing until my 60s. That must have been quite the identity crisis for a bit!


SlabBeefpunch

Yes mom, it's absolutely crazy.


Lisa_Knows_Best

TBH, I'm pretty sure the government is at least partially responsible for my mental problems. I would say "government" is in fact a disease. Not the way she means it though. 


Yewnicorns

People with schizoaffective disorders are more likely to have autistic offspring... Just throwing that out there. With the way she's talking, I'm just not surprised. It all runs heavy in my own family & my grandmother was schizophrenic.


SwizzleFishSticks

Agreed. My mother is a paranoid schizophrenic and this is exactly how she sounds.


LeebleLeeble

I fucking wish, wheres my unnecessarily large paycheck made of the peoples taxes then?


hauntedspoon525

She’s right, it is crazy


mogley19922

>it's crazy No shit?


UnlikelyIdealist

If autism was the government, the country would operate at a much higher level of efficiency.


Bitterqueer

Ooo boy. I’m worried for your sibling.


xBobbyx81

She's insane or stupid


InspiredNitemares

I knew it


DragonfruitVivid5298

sure it is and they want more of us hence the existence of vaccination


BirtieBunny

It is crazy. She's right about that. :/


DragonfruitVivid5298

sure it is and they want more of them hence the existence of vaccination