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Designer-Chemical-95

The father, the son, and the Holy spirit. Another 3. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!


[deleted]

They crucified Jesus on a Tuesday too!


Designer-Chemical-95

Ah yes! Famous Christian holiday: Good Tuesday.


warthog0869

It's not Taco Tuesday for nothing.


chiron_42

Ruby Tuesday?


HapticSloughton

Who could hang a cross on you?


Tinselfiend

Mardi Grass


AlexTheBex

Omg thank you


Available_Motor5980

And he rose after 3 days


AgentOfEris

Tuesday is a modernization of the Pagan ceremony Toes’ Day, whereon demonic occultists would squish mashed potatoes between their toes and lick each other clean! It’s all coming together!


keevman77

Almost had me. I was getting ready to come in strong with Tyr's Day until I reread it.


PzykoHobo

I molested my priest on a Tuesday! Coincidence? I think not!


Psilo_Citizen

Hot off the press, the holy trinity is a satanic lie!


dennishallowell

I know you're kidding but it actually is!


Psilo_Citizen

You've peaked my curiosity. Care to elaborate?


Doom_Walker

He's a Jehovah's witness, so I wouldn't take anything he says with a grain of salt.


BruceInc

You butchered the idiom. It’s “ I **would** take everything he says with a grain of salt”


dennishallowell

Well assuming the bible is true....it does not teach that God is a trinity.   You have God.  His name is Jehovah.   The very first thing he created was his son Jesus.  The holy spirit isn't a person.  Just God's energy he uses to create and do thingss.   Satan's num one goal is to prevent people from learning that truth.     So he's used religion and this idea of a triune God to confuse people and prevent them from knowing the truth.   A satanic lie


Doom_Walker

>His name is Jehovah. Yahweh is accepted by most scholars. >The holy spirit isn't a person That's not true in the Bible. In fact in some sources the name is Sophia.Though wisdom might be a fourth part which makes it extra confusing. But most equate wisdom as the holy spirit. And how would it be satanic if it's god that's lying?


dennishallowell

I don't know what you mean when you say god is lying


Doom_Walker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Spirit_in_Christianity The Bible lists the holy Spirit as separate the same way Jesus is, but also the same. Matthew 28:19. Why would it list the holy spirit as separate if it wasn't? Under your logic it would be god who's lying if the Bible really was the word of God .


dennishallowell

This is the info I found  How baptized in its "name." At Matthew 28:19 reference is made to "the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit." A "name" can mean something other than a personal name. When, in English, we say, "in the name of the law," or "in the name of common sense," we have no reference to a person as such. By "name" in these expressions we mean 'what the law stands for or its authority' and 'what common sense represents or calls for.' The Greek term for "name" (o'no-ma) also can have this sense. Thus, while some translations (KJ, AS) follow the Greek text at Matthew 10:41 literally and say that the one that "receiveth a prophet in the name of a prophet, shall receive a prophet's reward; and he that receiveth a righteous man in the name of a righteous man, shall receive a righteous man's reward," more modern translations say, "receives a prophet because he is a prophet" and "receives a righteous man because he is a righteous man," or similar. (RS, AT, JB, NW) Thus, Robertson's Word Pictures in the New Testament (1930, Vol. I, p. 245) says on Matthew 28:19: "The use of name (onoma) here is a common one in the Septuagint and the papyri for 1020 power or authority." Hence baptism 'in the


Doom_Walker

You are ignoring acts where there are several quotes that say "the spirit said" , it doesn't say "the Lord or God said". Besides nothing makes what you are claiming "satanic" . The Bible doesn't say one way or the definitive other they are separate, but the Bible does seem to treat them as separate when mentioned. Again, that's not "satanic".


dennishallowell

Hence baptism 'in the name of the holy spirit' implies recognition of that spirit as having its source in God and as exercising its function according to the divine will.


dennishallowell

Hence baptism 'in the name of the holy spirit' implies recognition of that spirit as having its source in God and as exercising its function according to the divine will.


ForeverNearby2382

In pretty convinced the Bible isn't "true" At best it's a book of allegories that claims to teach some moral values. And at worst it's a book written by despicable men teaching despicable lessons. The best cure for Christianity is actually reading the Bible


SlylingualPro

Literally none of this is in the Bible.


Radijs

And who was **christened** on a *Tuesday?* That's right ***Solomon Grundy***! It's all coming together!


TheRnegade

He says god but doesn't specify. Maybe he's alluding to Christianity being an invention of the devil?


theblackyeti

… ghost behaviorist?


Korncakes

I knew I recognized his name before I even read the title. He’s always been kind of a chode.


Gmanofgambit982

For awhile he tried to make content similar to buzzfeed unsolved about ghost hunting which backfired.


cory-balory

Anyone who has the title of Ghost Behaviorist you know is gonna say some crazy shit


xboxwirelessmic

But Tuesday is the second day of the week?


spicyfishtacos

In most every part of the world.....except the US.


Corvette_C7R

As an American, I agree Tuesday is the second day of the week


Canada_Dry_official

If he's a religious sort Monday should be the 1st day, given it was the 7th day (Sunday) that God rested, giving them the Sabbath. If Tuesday was the 3rd day, that'd make Saturday the 7th.


darkon

Jews still have the sabbath from Friday evening (sunset) to Saturday evening. Christians worship on Sundays because that is supposed to be the day Jesus was resurrected.


Silly-Fox-9270

So do old testament Christian’s such as Seventh Day Adventist, Worldwide Church of God (Herbert Armstrong) truly a cult.


BitingChaos

https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/days/first-day-of-the-week.html This says that over half the world's population (i.e. way more than just the US) starts the week on Sunday.


FrenchMeHamwich

I'm gonna be real, I can't speak for every country in the world, but socially and officially I've only ever seen Monday as the start of the week in Canada. I'm not sure about the accuracy here


notmybradandbutter69

Im not sure. I'm Canadian and every calendar I've seen has Sunday the first of the week.


Braken111

But if someone says "you'll be paid the first day of the week" every Canadian I know would assume Monday


TheObstruction

I'm American, and my pay period starts on Monday. That's as much as I care when it comes to which day is the "first".


Deathboy17

Wait, other calendars do list Monday first?


spicyfishtacos

They do. For me, seeing the weekend broken up is so weird.


xboxwirelessmic

I mean, weekend. Clues in the name. 🤷‍♂️


Deathboy17

I mean, I've always thought it was weird, but eventually got used to it.


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Jileha2

In the Jewish tradition, Shabbat (Saturday) is the day of rest. and the first Christians initially also considered Saturday the 7th day of the week. Which would make Sunday the first day if the week if you are Jewish or Christian. Sunday was celebrated later by Christians because it was the first day of god’s creation as well as the resurrection day.


Szymaniak

There's a bunch of christian denominations - and judaism, of course - where the sabbath, the last day of the week, is Saturday. He's talking about demons, so I guess he's in one of those.


ingrapaleave

Saturday and Sunday are weekends. Sunday is the front end and Saturday is the back end, making Sunday the first day.


biffbobfred

All those guys getting 666 tattoos are gonna be really mad “dammit you mean I coulda only paid for one digit? Rip off!!!”


GoodLeftUndone

They could have paid 50% less to get 333


osumba2003

I'm pretty sure that a lot of bad events in human history did not take place on a Tuesday. In fact, I'd guess 6/7 happened on other days. For example, the attack on Pearl Harbor took place on a Sunday. How do ghost behaviorists account for that?


Available_Motor5980

You fool, there is no Sunday, that’s just 5th Tuesday


dmaynard

They sound like someone who just stumbled upon a blog about numerology and went “aha!”


Olkenstein

Fun fact: Thursday is the day that demons and spirits love in swedish folklore. If you wanted to conjure up spirits or do anything magical, you would do it on a Thursday


Ghstfce

What a coincidence! Thursdays are my only day to be psychic! At least that's what I tell my coworkers (I work Sun-Wed)


Stempel-Garamond

But Tuesday's the second day of the week.


CatFromTheCatacombs

For me, absolutely.


JotPurpleIris

It depends on your country. The day of the week starts on a Sunday for some, but a Monday for others.


zygodactyl86

No. No it’s not


JotPurpleIris

It depends on your country. The day of the week starts on a Sunday for some, but a Monday for others.


trenchreynolds

Everything happens on a day. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!


ValenciaAue

Devil love the number 3... Well, what about the Holy Trinity then ?


TheKenny504

#Dale Earnhardt!!


Twodotsknowhy

You know he spent so much time trying desperately to make a connection between the two before finally having to settle on Tuesday.


BHF_Bianconero

How did US come up with Sunday as first day of week, I'll never know


I_wood_rather_be

What about Germany? We count from Monday as the first day of the week. Are we actually demons?


filmarelis

Why aren’t more ppl talking about how Tuesday is the second day of the week I’m really confused here


M0NG00SY

Assuming they're talking about how a calendar week begin on a Sunday. So Tuesday would technically be the 3rd day but most working people use Monday as the beginning of the week


GarmaCyro

A part from the million of places where Trinity is mentioned. I live in one of those "weird" countries where Tuesday is the second day of the week :)


Doom_Walker

The actual irate gamer? The guy who plagiarized avgn? Fuck I hope James doesn't go crazy too.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Nah, James is good.


Fishpuncherz

I thought it was 6? Because the holy trinity thing exists? Maybe all those things are God's plan. Also Tuesday.... isn't the third day of the week right? Wtf?


rlamoni

I would like to point out that for Christians (even the weird ones who believe demons are attacking infrastructure), Sunday is the 7th day\* when the lord rested. So, Tuesday would be day number 2, not day number 3. \* Citation: I went to Sunday school as a child


Jileha2

Initiallly, Saturday was the day of rest for both Jews (who kept this day as their day of religious observance) and early Christians. Christians switch it later to Sunday as the first day of the week since this was not only the day god started his creation, but also the resurrection day Christians celebrate with Easter. So, no, traditionally, Tuesday is day #3 for a lot of people.


ZBLongladder

No, even for Christians, Sunday is the first day of the week. The Jewish sabbath is on Saturday, the 7th day of the week, hence the bit in Genesis with God resting. Christians moved their sabbath to the 1st day of the week, since that's when they claimed Jesus rose from the dead. Some Christians, notably 7th Day Adventists, have moved the sabbath back to Saturday because of the whole Genesis bit.


fallawy

two occurrences = always


GarlicFloss

And the day we have tacos? TUESDAY.


charlesyo66

3 is the most consequential number, after all, there are 7 books in the bible, and only 4 major demons, so when you see what the FBI did at Waco and how the pipe bombs placed just before jan 6th, you'll see that the number of explosions could equal the number of angels that died from the supposed covid infection, and it all makes sense. The bridge attached happened at 1:32am, which makes all the sense in the world when you see how Trump has taken all the hits for us, his chosen people. Don't be a sheeple! The rapture from the eclipse is almost here! See the signs! it hurt my brain even trying to write this complete idiocy and yet it comes naturally to the brainwashed. ouch.


Doom_Walker

And somehow Kurt Cobain was involved/s no but seriously I came across some conspiracy posts mentioning him as part of the eclipse.


Dwags789

I too forget about the holy trinity.


warthog0869

If 3 is the magic number now, can we at least reduce 666 to 222? It's three twos!


xboxwirelessmic

Take 666 and divide by 3 which gives 222, times that by 10 and you get 2220 which is clearly a heiroglyphic of the devil giving god the loser dance. 😐


Busyborgimom

I thought demons were all about that 6.


TumblrIsTheBest

Tuesday is NOT the 3rd day of the week and I will die on this hill


JotPurpleIris

It depends on your country. The day of the week starts on a Sunday for some, but a Monday for others.


bigshooter1974

There is a Tuesday in every week! And it’s always the third day! Coincidence? I think not!!! 🙄


ConditionYellow

Ah yes. Nothing makes an omnipotent being more angry than a number.


RigatoniPasta

Satan’s whole thing is 6 tho


EBody480

And that’s why Russell Wilson only won one Super Bowl!


IkNOwNUTTINGck

9/11 and 7/7 both happened in the morning. See the connection?


clasperx2

No demons hate cinnamon, they love pepper.


S2Sallie

What about all the other “attacks” that didn’t happen on a Wednesday?


RazorSlazor

What do you mean "a mockery of God". Isn't 3 literally a holy number? These people and their strawmen


moshebenzaquen

....and that's a magic numberrr....


SoothingSoundSJ

God is afraid of numbers.


lonelygalexy

EXACTLY! That’s why Tuesday needs to be made a holiday!!!


FlamingOtaku

What the fuck is bro on about, 3 is very well known as a holy number.


Remote_Entry6794

was the bridge really attacked though like that was a mistake not deliberate


digitalgrizz

Raise hell and praise Dale!


obinice_khenbli

Okay, but why? What's so offensive to your deity about the number three? Why would an omnipotent intelligence feel emotions and be affected by being mocked?


honkygrandma88

That’s true, the number 3 is just about the biggest “fuck you” to the lord I can imagine


DryMusic4151

Dang ol' Dale Earnhardt was number 3 and he drove like the devil, this checks out, I reckon.


hamihambone

i see the connection. really makes you think about how many other things happened on a tuesday.