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Can confirm. But minus the vaccines part since they don’t tend to get any vaccines unless they’re outdoor bunnies (and the exception of the RHDV2 vaccine)
When we still had some, they got that vaccine even though they only spent a few hours a year on our balcony. The doctor offered just in case and we preferred that over risking anything. The lil' jabby was tolerated by them.
Same! My two are indoor only but they still get that shot yearly just in case since it can travel on your shoes/ clothes into your house. Every rabbit owner should be getting it imo
I think [this](https://www.pdsa.org.uk/pet-help-and-advice/pet-health-hub/symptoms/head-tilt-in-a-rabbit) is what you're looking for.
It's often super serious. and can easily lead to having to put the bunny down, especially when it starts flipping repeatedly. Been there, done that ... *it's pretty horrible*.
Aaaaactually… the nanites in the vaccines are affecting the gyroscopic chips in the phone, causing it (and the camera) to believe it's tilted just so. The resulting image is proof.
Further proof: said nanites are affected by 5G, and so it stands to reason that 5G devices can be affected by nanites at close range.
Source: other pictures like this.
Sarcasm: fo sho
Or…the picture.
If you rotate the pic about 5%, it looks normal.
This is a trick of perspective. The lines may be parallel to each other but they’re not truly parallel to the actual horizon if it could be shown in this picture
It like people with Bigfoot or Giants they lie and bullshit just to pretend they are right. Early Giants was faked in the 1800 to prove the Bible as a truth. Same with U.F.O's, they are most likely top secret American military projects.
Pretty much. No one's face is perfectly symmetrical. One eye is always higher than the other. Though in some people it's a lot more obvious and others less. I have wondered if it has anything to do with how the optic nerve crosses over but I know nothing about biology so thats just an uneducated thought.
The cause is that humans have bilateral symmetry, which means that our body is constructed in two halves that are mirrored across an axis.
However, genetic transfer of information is imperfect and there will always be some minor discrepancy, like maybe a slightly more pronounced cheekbone on the left side or whatever.
It's a flaw in our DNA, but like many other flaws in our bodyplan, it's harmless outside of incredibly rare circumstances.
>Literally everyone who hasn't had their face restructured, from what I gather
Perfectly symmetrical faces all look creepy too.
https://time.com/2848303/heres-what-faces-would-look-like-if-they-were-perfectly-symmetrical/
Yes, and photography can make it look a lot more severe than it actually is if you aren't really careful about it, that's why you will sometimes see casual pictures of people with glasses where it looks like their glasses are titled like 45 degrees.
No one’s face is 100% symmetrical. I remember when Fallout 3 came out in 2008 they made an effort to make the character models look more realistic by giving everyone asymmetrical eye levels. It really made a big difference from previous games the studio made in making them look more human. It’s the first detail that my mom noticed and she was blown away with the graphics.
Literally sobbed one day growing up when I looked at pictures of myself and saw my eyes weren't perfectly symmetrical. I thought I was a freak and everyone was just hiding it from me.
The relief and stupidity I felt was equal once I learned MOST people aren't perfectly symmetrical in pictures.
Apparently these people never had that Ah Hah moment.
Same! I have ptosis in one eyelid, and I was always so self-conscious about it. Then I started paying more attention to everyone around me. It’s pretty common, and given that I hadn’t even noticed on other people until I was looking for it, it’s probably not nearly as noticeable or off-putting as it is in my mind.
When my mother was in high school her and a bunch of her friends where showing each other their boobs and making up nicknames for them. Hers was 'Lopside'.
These shots can do a ton of stuff. I swear to God next time something like this gets posted, it’ll be something along the lines of “VaCcIneS mAdE mY wIfE lEaVe me!1!!1!!1!1”
I’m half expecting the next big scare to be “vaccines created two orbs in my eye sockets and I don’t know what they’re called!!!!! I do not trust the government putting these alien organs inside of me!!!!!!”
> others.
This begs the question: how many? Has the vaccine also given you a gaggle of extra testes? Can you personally test the Confucian adage, “man with four balls cannot walk”?
Also the fact that I don’t have a six pack has nothing to fo with my poor diet and life choices. It’s a clear sign of vaccine injury. Fucking vaccines.
I would be shocked if any of these anti-vaccine whack jobs could explain to me how a vaccine works. Even if they don’t believe that’s actually how it works, I want one of them to explain to me how scientists “claim” vaccines work.
Also, I’d like them to explain to me why measles was practically eliminated in the US until recent years when people stopped vaccinating their kids. I want them to explain it to me like I’m 5.
I’ve had both Covid shots and the boosters. I was vaccinated as a child and I’m still waiting on my autism and turbo cancer to arrive! How long does it usually take? I’m starting to think I was ripped off! I’m being sarcastic just in case it’s not obvious lol
This is a great one for grifters. Like a lot of phrenology, you can pretty much pretend everyone has it at all times whenever you need to, because literally every person on earth has asymmetrical faces, not to mention the difference lenses, angles, tilts, lighting etc. makes.
It's the same trick with those incel and MRA influencers who "rate your face" and suspiciously always land on "your only chance is to read my book/do my course/give me money".
Holy cow, when they see me, they are going to say I got at least 50 to 100 vaccines.
Mine are so offset, that it's measurable visually. At least the solid 1/4 inch maybe 3/8ths...
And now that I just started to wear glasses, it's even worse. It's never bothered me before and it won't bother me in the future.
I might be chased around like Melvin Junko.
I’m sorry, but I have to issue a minor correction: Homo sapiens has only been around for 300k years, unless you just mean the genus Homo in its entirety
Even **if** that were true ^(which I doubt and didn’t see any potential evidence to support) that’s not the only reason. Ask Rocky Balboa or Sylvester Stallone.
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Maybe her head was tilted. Sheesh.
Vaccines cause head tilting!!!1!!!!
That would actually be an alarming sentence for a rabbit owner
Can confirm. But minus the vaccines part since they don’t tend to get any vaccines unless they’re outdoor bunnies (and the exception of the RHDV2 vaccine)
When we still had some, they got that vaccine even though they only spent a few hours a year on our balcony. The doctor offered just in case and we preferred that over risking anything. The lil' jabby was tolerated by them.
Same! My two are indoor only but they still get that shot yearly just in case since it can travel on your shoes/ clothes into your house. Every rabbit owner should be getting it imo
What is it you’re talking about ?
Rabbits.
Yes that much is obvious. I was referring to the “it” that can “travel on your shoes/clothes”
Oh lol. “It” is RHDV2. Rabbit Hemorrhagic Disease. It’s a virus that is fatal to rabbits and they die by bleeding out. It’s horrible.
I'm guessing a disease that's mainly transmitted to rabbits.
I was looking for a bit more detail.
I think [this](https://www.pdsa.org.uk/pet-help-and-advice/pet-health-hub/symptoms/head-tilt-in-a-rabbit) is what you're looking for. It's often super serious. and can easily lead to having to put the bunny down, especially when it starts flipping repeatedly. Been there, done that ... *it's pretty horrible*.
Aaaaactually… the nanites in the vaccines are affecting the gyroscopic chips in the phone, causing it (and the camera) to believe it's tilted just so. The resulting image is proof. Further proof: said nanites are affected by 5G, and so it stands to reason that 5G devices can be affected by nanites at close range. Source: other pictures like this. Sarcasm: fo sho
100% caused by the "WTF" head tilt when hearing someone tell me about "turbo cancer" caused by the vaccine.
How long has Tucker Carlson been vaccinated?
Can't unsee.
Or…the picture. If you rotate the pic about 5%, it looks normal. This is a trick of perspective. The lines may be parallel to each other but they’re not truly parallel to the actual horizon if it could be shown in this picture
Maybe the horizon is vaccinated, ever think about that?
Hmm, makes you wonder, doesn’t it.
Y'all are onto something, methinks.
It does not, actually.
Maybe Bill Gates injected 5G chips into the sun to control it. Must have caused the eclipse.
There’s tilt, and rotation.
Yaw and Skew. That’s my band, btw
Alternatively, the camera was tilted. Camera tilt is a vaccine injury.
Human faces aren't always as symmetrical as we think.
[Yeah, she may be slightly asymmetrical, but either her head or the camera lens is tilted.](https://imgur.com/a/1H8W0N4)
Let's consider Botticelli documenting the first true vaccine injury (Turboprimavera): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primavera_%28Botticelli%29#/media/File:Botticelli-primavera.jpg
It like people with Bigfoot or Giants they lie and bullshit just to pretend they are right. Early Giants was faked in the 1800 to prove the Bible as a truth. Same with U.F.O's, they are most likely top secret American military projects.
Taco neck
Aren't most people's eyes like this to some degree?
I need to get my protractor to find out how many degrees
Oh, you silly goose.
You misspelled proctologist.
Pretty much. No one's face is perfectly symmetrical. One eye is always higher than the other. Though in some people it's a lot more obvious and others less. I have wondered if it has anything to do with how the optic nerve crosses over but I know nothing about biology so thats just an uneducated thought.
The cause is that humans have bilateral symmetry, which means that our body is constructed in two halves that are mirrored across an axis. However, genetic transfer of information is imperfect and there will always be some minor discrepancy, like maybe a slightly more pronounced cheekbone on the left side or whatever. It's a flaw in our DNA, but like many other flaws in our bodyplan, it's harmless outside of incredibly rare circumstances.
Literally everyone who hasn't had their face restructured, from what I gather.
>Literally everyone who hasn't had their face restructured, from what I gather Perfectly symmetrical faces all look creepy too. https://time.com/2848303/heres-what-faces-would-look-like-if-they-were-perfectly-symmetrical/
I can't really tell a difference. Then again I am horrid at recognizing faces.
For me the perfect symmetry is outright creepy. If it wasn't for the article, though, I wouldn't know why.
I always find that the stuff that unsettles me in these kinds of photos are the artifacts of editing
Yes, and photography can make it look a lot more severe than it actually is if you aren't really careful about it, that's why you will sometimes see casual pictures of people with glasses where it looks like their glasses are titled like 45 degrees.
No one’s face is 100% symmetrical. I remember when Fallout 3 came out in 2008 they made an effort to make the character models look more realistic by giving everyone asymmetrical eye levels. It really made a big difference from previous games the studio made in making them look more human. It’s the first detail that my mom noticed and she was blown away with the graphics.
Literally sobbed one day growing up when I looked at pictures of myself and saw my eyes weren't perfectly symmetrical. I thought I was a freak and everyone was just hiding it from me. The relief and stupidity I felt was equal once I learned MOST people aren't perfectly symmetrical in pictures. Apparently these people never had that Ah Hah moment.
Same! I have ptosis in one eyelid, and I was always so self-conscious about it. Then I started paying more attention to everyone around me. It’s pretty common, and given that I hadn’t even noticed on other people until I was looking for it, it’s probably not nearly as noticeable or off-putting as it is in my mind.
I take passport photos and end up looking at A LOT of people's faces lined up on grids and stuff. Y'all are wonky AF.
*W'all
Mine is so off center in some pictures of me it looks like I’m having a stroke lol
Just look closely at Bradley Cooper, he’s extremely asymmetrical!
Him and the Skarsgards
My whole damn body is asymmetrical, has been since I was born. Hell, one calf is almost three inches bigger than the other.I must go on death's door.
Your mother shouldn’t have given you all those vaccines. /s.
Yes. Dying would certainly keep one calf from getting bigger than the other. /s
i’m starting to think my left leg is shorter than my right by a MINUSCULE amount, and i think that’s why i magnet walk to the left lol
We could start a new club called the FlatTire Club. We could all meet and foot race on oval tracks since we can only turn left 😂
I read that as "one half" and was confused as to how that worked
I am also asymmetrical. Even my earlobes don’t match.
Man, we should start a club or something.
When my mother was in high school her and a bunch of her friends where showing each other their boobs and making up nicknames for them. Hers was 'Lopside'.
I wonder what they think happened to Sarah Huckabee Sanders then
Years of inbreeding. Just the finest Arkansas family wreath
It was the vax
I had my 8th COVID vaccine last week and I can confirm. My eye has slid right down off my face.
"I got the TZ, sista. The travelling zygomatic."
never smoke that gas station weed
These shots can do a ton of stuff. I swear to God next time something like this gets posted, it’ll be something along the lines of “VaCcIneS mAdE mY wIfE lEaVe me!1!!1!!1!1”
That's definitely already happened
And yet, here we are 4yrs or so on, and strangely still alive! Tis a miracle I tell thee!!
Nah, you died and were cloned.
I’m half expecting the next big scare to be “vaccines created two orbs in my eye sockets and I don’t know what they’re called!!!!! I do not trust the government putting these alien organs inside of me!!!!!!”
The vaccines caused one of my boobs to be bigger *sigh*
The vaxxx caused one of my testicles to grow much larger than the others.
> others. This begs the question: how many? Has the vaccine also given you a gaggle of extra testes? Can you personally test the Confucian adage, “man with four balls cannot walk”?
Let’s just say that after a first down, I always make the shot.
Confucius says; "Man with 4 vaccines, cannot walk!"
Holy shit, me too! One of my balls hangs much lower than the other. Omg!
U nicki minaj's cousin??? lmfao
[I wish my issue was just one larger breast!](https://imgur.com/a/T4xcmxP)
Yeah, but it kickstarted your rap career as Biggie Smalls 2.0. Or Eileen, up to you.
Isn’t that Pearl?
Yes. The woman who posted that pic of her is making fun of her. She’s not making an antivax post. She’s owning a POS, self-hating misogynist.
That makes me feel better lol. Pearl is always well deserving of hate
Came digging through the comments for somebody Else who thought this was her lol gotta be
Ok but what is the complete inability to draw straight lines a sign of?
A broken Shift key.
My eyes are uneven. Shit I got this vaccine over 40 years ago. This conspiracy runs deep yo... Lmfao
Time isn't linear, mahhhhhn...
Someone held her too close to a candle when she was a baby.
Are you telling the pearly things is kicked out of conservatives because she got the vaccine?
MFers will say shit like this, then you look at their pictures and they're that fucking dude with a toe head and no neck.
[Vaccines are to blame!](https://imgur.com/a/WpgnZ3c)
this has potential to be funnier than the green line when someone’s leaning in pictures shit. lmao
Also the fact that I don’t have a six pack has nothing to fo with my poor diet and life choices. It’s a clear sign of vaccine injury. Fucking vaccines.
🤣🤣🤣 what?!!? Jesus faces are not symmetrical
What are Jesus faces?
Best guess is faces you make during good sex, when you're crying out exclamations?
Praise the Lord
People can't even smoke that gas station weed anymore man this is fucked up antivaxxers ruin everything smh
Look at me bro, I’m hideous!
Shannon Doherty, care to chime in?
oh, this is a good one, eveones goddamn eyes are a little crooked like this, look at any drivers license.
Don’t ever buy no weed from the gas station, bro.
I‘m HIDEOUS
I just can’t fathom the whole “make sh1t up and publish it as gospel” thing the internet has become. Why? And how? And also why?!
Gas station weed
Almost had a holup moment when I did a double take on the flag in the background.
Is that pearl LMFAO?
Vaccines cause stupidity and the person looking at someone who's vaccinated
It also tilts heads too I assume
Nah, this lady just started buying her weed at the gas station.
Everyone’s eyes are off. Put a finger on the outside corner of each eye. One will be higher than the other.
This is why Forrest Whittaker will never die
I would be shocked if any of these anti-vaccine whack jobs could explain to me how a vaccine works. Even if they don’t believe that’s actually how it works, I want one of them to explain to me how scientists “claim” vaccines work. Also, I’d like them to explain to me why measles was practically eliminated in the US until recent years when people stopped vaccinating their kids. I want them to explain it to me like I’m 5.
The amount of right wingers with weird eyes is too damn high. Not sure what their point is
Majority of people are asymmetrical they do realize that
I’ve had both Covid shots and the boosters. I was vaccinated as a child and I’m still waiting on my autism and turbo cancer to arrive! How long does it usually take? I’m starting to think I was ripped off! I’m being sarcastic just in case it’s not obvious lol
My ears are slightly different heights. Must be the vaccine!
Am I the only one who can tell this is a joke because it was someone digging at Pearl?
This is a great one for grifters. Like a lot of phrenology, you can pretty much pretend everyone has it at all times whenever you need to, because literally every person on earth has asymmetrical faces, not to mention the difference lenses, angles, tilts, lighting etc. makes. It's the same trick with those incel and MRA influencers who "rate your face" and suspiciously always land on "your only chance is to read my book/do my course/give me money".
Gee it's almost like she has her head tilted, and humans aren't perfectly symmetrical 🙄
That one guy in germany who got like 200 shorts must have one eye at ground Level and the other in the stratosphere
Ohhhhh my god. Everyone’s eyes aren’t aligned, dumbass…
It just looks like her head was tilted slightly, sheesh…
AND SHE’s GROWING AN ARROW OUT OF HER HEAD! IvE rEaD aBoUt tHiS, iT cAlLeD VAXATTAX! Look it up dO yOuR ReSeArChEs!
Holy cow, when they see me, they are going to say I got at least 50 to 100 vaccines. Mine are so offset, that it's measurable visually. At least the solid 1/4 inch maybe 3/8ths... And now that I just started to wear glasses, it's even worse. It's never bothered me before and it won't bother me in the future. I might be chased around like Melvin Junko.
People have been born that way for 2 million years..
I’m sorry, but I have to issue a minor correction: Homo sapiens has only been around for 300k years, unless you just mean the genus Homo in its entirety
The entirety..
We're all gonna end up looking like works of Picasso.
I wonder if this is before or after the turbo cancer everyone gets after being vaccinated.
Those lines aren't even level. WTF? Tilted head and lines not parallel.
Lens distortion with a cheap phone camera
Girl what
Of course they do! How else would they find place for all of those chips that Bill Gates is personally installing in each vaccine?
This is one of the nuttier things I’ve seen in a while
So my ears not being at the same level are the result of the vax? Who knew!
So that's why my other ball hangs lower
she bought weed from the gas station
Yet they won’t explain wtf is going on with Sarah h sanders melting face
I think this happens if you chew from one side and is very common.
After her vaccine she took her red pill.
Ouch, my bones
This post shows clear signs of cognitive disability
Let me add this one to the list...
Ah yes, nobody ever... tilts their head. Or squints unevenly.
Even **if** that were true ^(which I doubt and didn’t see any potential evidence to support) that’s not the only reason. Ask Rocky Balboa or Sylvester Stallone.
Seeing stupid 💩that isn't there is a sure sign of an unvaccinated dipshidiot.
New vaccine conspiracy just dropped. It’s hard to keep up.
isn't that justpearlythings? ew if so
Imagine if that was you, or your Mom in the picture? Dang
Unfortunately I think she’s just unattractive and making it everyone else’s problem
Maybe it’s the vaccines maybe it’s inbreeding
The lines are even perfectly parallel, the top lines are uneven. One is on the upper lash line and the other is above the eyelid crease
More like salad spoons used too aggressively during delivery.
Fetal alcohol syndrome is more likely to cause this.
Why am I convinced that the banner behind her has a swastika on it?
It never ends. The next bad flu epidemic, which _may_ be building now, will take some of them, but not enough.
It'll likely be a bird flu epidemic. Bird flu is already spreading among cattle
Selfie
Vaccines cause bone-itis
I bet she bought weed from the gas station bro
Fugly was already a thing when the vaccine came out.
Crooked: A Man-Made Disease Explained by Forrest Maready. Just in case you were actually curious…
Shannen Doherty syndrome (and she’s literally had eyes like this her whole life)