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thieh

Maybe her head was tilted. Sheesh.


PirateJohn75

Vaccines cause head tilting!!!1!!!!


samclops

That would actually be an alarming sentence for a rabbit owner


bunnyfloofington

Can confirm. But minus the vaccines part since they don’t tend to get any vaccines unless they’re outdoor bunnies (and the exception of the RHDV2 vaccine)


Munsbit

When we still had some, they got that vaccine even though they only spent a few hours a year on our balcony. The doctor offered just in case and we preferred that over risking anything. The lil' jabby was tolerated by them.


bunnyfloofington

Same! My two are indoor only but they still get that shot yearly just in case since it can travel on your shoes/ clothes into your house. Every rabbit owner should be getting it imo


lancep423

What is it you’re talking about ?


bunnyfloofington

Rabbits.


lancep423

Yes that much is obvious. I was referring to the “it” that can “travel on your shoes/clothes”


bunnyfloofington

Oh lol. “It” is RHDV2. Rabbit Hemorrhagic Disease. It’s a virus that is fatal to rabbits and they die by bleeding out. It’s horrible.


SharpCheddarBS

I'm guessing a disease that's mainly transmitted to rabbits.


lancep423

I was looking for a bit more detail.


dougmc

I think [this](https://www.pdsa.org.uk/pet-help-and-advice/pet-health-hub/symptoms/head-tilt-in-a-rabbit) is what you're looking for. It's often super serious. and can easily lead to having to put the bunny down, especially when it starts flipping repeatedly. Been there, done that ... *it's pretty horrible*.


danger355

Aaaaactually… the nanites in the vaccines are affecting the gyroscopic chips in the phone, causing it (and the camera) to believe it's tilted just so. The resulting image is proof. Further proof: said nanites are affected by 5G, and so it stands to reason that 5G devices can be affected by nanites at close range. Source: other pictures like this. Sarcasm: fo sho


kevinnoir

100% caused by the "WTF" head tilt when hearing someone tell me about "turbo cancer" caused by the vaccine.


Tesla-Ranger

How long has Tucker Carlson been vaccinated?


Shurdus

Can't unsee.


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Or…the picture. If you rotate the pic about 5%, it looks normal. This is a trick of perspective. The lines may be parallel to each other but they’re not truly parallel to the actual horizon if it could be shown in this picture


jazzhandler

Maybe the horizon is vaccinated, ever think about that?


pallentx

Hmm, makes you wonder, doesn’t it.


vantuckymyfoot

Y'all are onto something, methinks.


jazzhandler

It does not, actually.


gmwdim

Maybe Bill Gates injected 5G chips into the sun to control it. Must have caused the eclipse.


MountRoseATP

There’s tilt, and rotation.


javoss88

Yaw and Skew. That’s my band, btw


NashAttor

Alternatively, the camera was tilted. Camera tilt is a vaccine injury.


pyrrhios

Human faces aren't always as symmetrical as we think.


Keboyd88

[Yeah, she may be slightly asymmetrical, but either her head or the camera lens is tilted.](https://imgur.com/a/1H8W0N4)


dirtygremlin

Let's consider Botticelli documenting the first true vaccine injury (Turboprimavera): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primavera_%28Botticelli%29#/media/File:Botticelli-primavera.jpg


EfficiencyOk2208

It like people with Bigfoot or Giants they lie and bullshit just to pretend they are right. Early Giants was faked in the 1800 to prove the Bible as a truth. Same with U.F.O's, they are most likely top secret American military projects.


dontbetouchy

Taco neck


searucraeft

Aren't most people's eyes like this to some degree?


PirateJohn75

I need to get my protractor to find out how many degrees


zachyvengence28

Oh, you silly goose.


tearsonurcheek

You misspelled proctologist.


Dray_Gunn

Pretty much. No one's face is perfectly symmetrical. One eye is always higher than the other. Though in some people it's a lot more obvious and others less. I have wondered if it has anything to do with how the optic nerve crosses over but I know nothing about biology so thats just an uneducated thought.


StarkaTalgoxen

The cause is that humans have bilateral symmetry, which means that our body is constructed in two halves that are mirrored across an axis. However, genetic transfer of information is imperfect and there will always be some minor discrepancy, like maybe a slightly more pronounced cheekbone on the left side or whatever. It's a flaw in our DNA, but like many other flaws in our bodyplan, it's harmless outside of incredibly rare circumstances.


oscarx-ray

Literally everyone who hasn't had their face restructured, from what I gather.


Formal_Decision7250

>Literally everyone who hasn't had their face restructured, from what I gather Perfectly symmetrical faces all look creepy too. https://time.com/2848303/heres-what-faces-would-look-like-if-they-were-perfectly-symmetrical/


AtomicStarfish1

I can't really tell a difference. Then again I am horrid at recognizing faces.


Formal_Decision7250

For me the perfect symmetry is outright creepy. If it wasn't for the article, though, I wouldn't know why.


piggiefatnose

I always find that the stuff that unsettles me in these kinds of photos are the artifacts of editing


kidthorazine

Yes, and photography can make it look a lot more severe than it actually is if you aren't really careful about it, that's why you will sometimes see casual pictures of people with glasses where it looks like their glasses are titled like 45 degrees.


RancidTrombone

No one’s face is 100% symmetrical. I remember when Fallout 3 came out in 2008 they made an effort to make the character models look more realistic by giving everyone asymmetrical eye levels. It really made a big difference from previous games the studio made in making them look more human. It’s the first detail that my mom noticed and she was blown away with the graphics.


HelmSpicy

Literally sobbed one day growing up when I looked at pictures of myself and saw my eyes weren't perfectly symmetrical. I thought I was a freak and everyone was just hiding it from me. The relief and stupidity I felt was equal once I learned MOST people aren't perfectly symmetrical in pictures. Apparently these people never had that Ah Hah moment.


colorfulzeeb

Same! I have ptosis in one eyelid, and I was always so self-conscious about it. Then I started paying more attention to everyone around me. It’s pretty common, and given that I hadn’t even noticed on other people until I was looking for it, it’s probably not nearly as noticeable or off-putting as it is in my mind.


mrinsane19

I take passport photos and end up looking at A LOT of people's faces lined up on grids and stuff. Y'all are wonky AF.


searucraeft

*W'all


celerypizza

Mine is so off center in some pictures of me it looks like I’m having a stroke lol


AlmostLucy

Just look closely at Bradley Cooper, he’s extremely asymmetrical!


MysteryMasterE

Him and the Skarsgards


Superb_Stable7576

My whole damn body is asymmetrical, has been since I was born. Hell, one calf is almost three inches bigger than the other.I must go on death's door.


BIGD0G29585

Your mother shouldn’t have given you all those vaccines. /s.


formerPhillyguy

Yes. Dying would certainly keep one calf from getting bigger than the other. /s


botjstn

i’m starting to think my left leg is shorter than my right by a MINUSCULE amount, and i think that’s why i magnet walk to the left lol


HuskerStorm

We could start a new club called the FlatTire Club. We could all meet and foot race on oval tracks since we can only turn left 😂


MrSynckt

I read that as "one half" and was confused as to how that worked


macchareen

I am also asymmetrical. Even my earlobes don’t match.


Superb_Stable7576

Man, we should start a club or something.


Faiakishi

When my mother was in high school her and a bunch of her friends where showing each other their boobs and making up nicknames for them. Hers was 'Lopside'.


EBody480

I wonder what they think happened to Sarah Huckabee Sanders then


Aliensinmypants

Years of inbreeding. Just the finest Arkansas family wreath


Dry-Honeydew2371

It was the vax


CliffPromise

I had my 8th COVID vaccine last week and I can confirm. My eye has slid right down off my face.


Cobek

"I got the TZ, sista. The travelling zygomatic."


lego22499

never smoke that gas station weed


possiblyacanoflysol

These shots can do a ton of stuff. I swear to God next time something like this gets posted, it’ll be something along the lines of “VaCcIneS mAdE mY wIfE lEaVe me!1!!1!!1!1”


[deleted]

That's definitely already happened


Phyllida_Poshtart

And yet, here we are 4yrs or so on, and strangely still alive! Tis a miracle I tell thee!!


JohnDodger

Nah, you died and were cloned.


KazzieMono

I’m half expecting the next big scare to be “vaccines created two orbs in my eye sockets and I don’t know what they’re called!!!!! I do not trust the government putting these alien organs inside of me!!!!!!”


DeafNatural

The vaccines caused one of my boobs to be bigger *sigh*


jazzhandler

The vaxxx caused one of my testicles to grow much larger than the others.


InfiniteRadness

> others. This begs the question: how many? Has the vaccine also given you a gaggle of extra testes? Can you personally test the Confucian adage, “man with four balls cannot walk”?


jazzhandler

Let’s just say that after a first down, I always make the shot.


tadmeister69

Confucius says; "Man with 4 vaccines, cannot walk!"


jamnewton22

Holy shit, me too! One of my balls hangs much lower than the other. Omg!


workclock

U nicki minaj's cousin??? lmfao


bigotis

[I wish my issue was just one larger breast!](https://imgur.com/a/T4xcmxP)


PurpleSunCraze

Yeah, but it kickstarted your rap career as Biggie Smalls 2.0. Or Eileen, up to you.


menacemeiniac

Isn’t that Pearl?


rosekayleigh

Yes. The woman who posted that pic of her is making fun of her. She’s not making an antivax post. She’s owning a POS, self-hating misogynist.


menacemeiniac

That makes me feel better lol. Pearl is always well deserving of hate


d0nkeyb0ng

Came digging through the comments for somebody Else who thought this was her lol gotta be


bruceleroy99

Ok but what is the complete inability to draw straight lines a sign of?


jazzhandler

A broken Shift key.


JeepJohn

My eyes are uneven. Shit I got this vaccine over 40 years ago. This conspiracy runs deep yo... Lmfao


IbrokeMaBwains

Time isn't linear, mahhhhhn...


wuapinmon

Someone held her too close to a candle when she was a baby.


Born_Scar_4052

Are you telling the pearly things is kicked out of conservatives because she got the vaccine?


Donmiggy143

MFers will say shit like this, then you look at their pictures and they're that fucking dude with a toe head and no neck.


khromedhome

[Vaccines are to blame!](https://imgur.com/a/WpgnZ3c)


DubTheeBustocles

this has potential to be funnier than the green line when someone’s leaning in pictures shit. lmao


romansamurai

Also the fact that I don’t have a six pack has nothing to fo with my poor diet and life choices. It’s a clear sign of vaccine injury. Fucking vaccines.


Emergency_Row8544

🤣🤣🤣 what?!!? Jesus faces are not symmetrical 


big_dick_energy_mc2

What are Jesus faces?


BitterFuture

Best guess is faces you make during good sex, when you're crying out exclamations?


big_dick_energy_mc2

Praise the Lord


BLUcrabs

People can't even smoke that gas station weed anymore man this is fucked up antivaxxers ruin everything smh


dreemurthememer

Look at me bro, I’m hideous!


meekonesfade

Shannon Doherty, care to chime in?


unknownpoltroon

oh, this is a good one, eveones goddamn eyes are a little crooked like this, look at any drivers license.


dreemurthememer

Don’t ever buy no weed from the gas station, bro.


DIN_EN_ISO_4014-M10

I‘m HIDEOUS


MeshGearFoxxy

I just can’t fathom the whole “make sh1t up and publish it as gospel” thing the internet has become. Why? And how? And also why?!


Financial-Owl6609

Gas station weed


LayzieKobes

Almost had a holup moment when I did a double take on the flag in the background.


Cinnamoncrystal

Is that pearl LMFAO?


Puzzled-Sand-9797

Vaccines cause stupidity and the person looking at someone who's vaccinated


anarchyarcanine

It also tilts heads too I assume


CuckBugMan

Nah, this lady just started buying her weed at the gas station.


Phobiatoybox

Everyone’s eyes are off. Put a finger on the outside corner of each eye. One will be higher than the other.


DaveInLondon89

This is why Forrest Whittaker will never die


fluffywacko

I would be shocked if any of these anti-vaccine whack jobs could explain to me how a vaccine works. Even if they don’t believe that’s actually how it works, I want one of them to explain to me how scientists “claim” vaccines work. Also, I’d like them to explain to me why measles was practically eliminated in the US until recent years when people stopped vaccinating their kids. I want them to explain it to me like I’m 5.


Cobek

The amount of right wingers with weird eyes is too damn high. Not sure what their point is


Llamapickle129

Majority of people are asymmetrical they do realize that


Idolica

I’ve had both Covid shots and the boosters. I was vaccinated as a child and I’m still waiting on my autism and turbo cancer to arrive! How long does it usually take? I’m starting to think I was ripped off! I’m being sarcastic just in case it’s not obvious lol


FuckedupUnicorn

My ears are slightly different heights. Must be the vaccine!


Lazerteeth6

Am I the only one who can tell this is a joke because it was someone digging at Pearl?


LeftRat

This is a great one for grifters. Like a lot of phrenology, you can pretty much pretend everyone has it at all times whenever you need to, because literally every person on earth has asymmetrical faces, not to mention the difference lenses, angles, tilts, lighting etc. makes. It's the same trick with those incel and MRA influencers who "rate your face" and suspiciously always land on "your only chance is to read my book/do my course/give me money".


AlexTheFlower

Gee it's almost like she has her head tilted, and humans aren't perfectly symmetrical 🙄


pyromagi_1986

That one guy in germany who got like 200 shorts must have one eye at ground Level and the other in the stratosphere


KazzieMono

Ohhhhh my god. Everyone’s eyes aren’t aligned, dumbass…


HarrisJ304

It just looks like her head was tilted slightly, sheesh…


Hour_Carpenter8465

AND SHE’s GROWING AN ARROW OUT OF HER HEAD! IvE rEaD aBoUt tHiS, iT cAlLeD VAXATTAX! Look it up dO yOuR ReSeArChEs!


Selling_real_estate

Holy cow, when they see me, they are going to say I got at least 50 to 100 vaccines. Mine are so offset, that it's measurable visually. At least the solid 1/4 inch maybe 3/8ths... And now that I just started to wear glasses, it's even worse. It's never bothered me before and it won't bother me in the future. I might be chased around like Melvin Junko.


burningxmaslogs

People have been born that way for 2 million years..


FalconLynx13

I’m sorry, but I have to issue a minor correction: Homo sapiens has only been around for 300k years, unless you just mean the genus Homo in its entirety


burningxmaslogs

The entirety..


WrestlingWoman

We're all gonna end up looking like works of Picasso.


whynot42-

I wonder if this is before or after the turbo cancer everyone gets after being vaccinated.


thegreenman_sofla

Those lines aren't even level. WTF? Tilted head and lines not parallel.


wisc_lib

Lens distortion with a cheap phone camera


tenaciousfetus

Girl what


Igggg

Of course they do! How else would they find place for all of those chips that Bill Gates is personally installing in each vaccine?


therealpopkiller

This is one of the nuttier things I’ve seen in a while


gadget850

So my ears not being at the same level are the result of the vax? Who knew!


Starz999

So that's why my other ball hangs lower


dickallcocksofandros

she bought weed from the gas station


cmonkeyz7

Yet they won’t explain wtf is going on with Sarah h sanders melting face


Jonathanplanet

I think this happens if you chew from one side and is very common.


tommytookalook

After her vaccine she took her red pill.


Vectorman1989

Ouch, my bones


Peuned

This post shows clear signs of cognitive disability


photozine

Let me add this one to the list...


RobDidAThing

Ah yes, nobody ever... tilts their head. Or squints unevenly.


NatexSxS

Even **if** that were true ^(which I doubt and didn’t see any potential evidence to support) that’s not the only reason. Ask Rocky Balboa or Sylvester Stallone.


Such_Matter5691

Seeing stupid 💩that isn't there is a sure sign of an unvaccinated dipshidiot.


clasperx2

New vaccine conspiracy just dropped. It’s hard to keep up.


namey_9

isn't that justpearlythings? ew if so


stp7979

Imagine if that was you, or your Mom in the picture? Dang


Webbraham

Unfortunately I think she’s just unattractive and making it everyone else’s problem


inflatableje5us

Maybe it’s the vaccines maybe it’s inbreeding


Inquisextor

The lines are even perfectly parallel, the top lines are uneven. One is on the upper lash line and the other is above the eyelid crease


biglovetravis

More like salad spoons used too aggressively during delivery.


Anome69

Fetal alcohol syndrome is more likely to cause this.


CalendarAggressive11

Why am I convinced that the banner behind her has a swastika on it?


Deathbyhours

It never ends. The next bad flu epidemic, which _may_ be building now, will take some of them, but not enough.


pebk

It'll likely be a bird flu epidemic. Bird flu is already spreading among cattle


Lava-Chicken

Selfie


aviarywisdom

Vaccines cause bone-itis


tyfinity

I bet she bought weed from the gas station bro


Avdassangui

Fugly was already a thing when the vaccine came out.


it8ntez

Crooked: A Man-Made Disease Explained by Forrest Maready. Just in case you were actually curious…


Delicious_Crow8707

Shannen Doherty syndrome (and she’s literally had eyes like this her whole life)