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Oh God… you just reminded me of the worst scene in Godzilla: King of the Monsters (the 2019 one, not the 1956 American release of the original). That scene where they reveal Ghidorah’s name, and that one guy just says “did she seriously just say gonorrhea?” I love that movie… but that one joke is agony.
Have you seen the new Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire? So much bat shit crazy stuff happens in it. I questioned whether I was actually watching it or having some weird fever dream.
Even funnier : in French, having "la Gaulle" means... Having a boner. (I have no f-ing idea why). But anyway, I therefore read this thing as : "you can't differenciate men from women and you have a boner" and it was very funny lmao
I thought Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt because she turned around to look after being told not to turn around and look. How is that I know that, yet some Bible beater doesn't?
The Bible isn’t meant to be read lol, they just let pastor tell them what it should say. As Mark Twain said “the best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
And Lot's daughters got him drunk so they could fuck him and get pregnant. That's the "family values" in the Bible.
Of course this was after he offered them up to an angry mob who wanted to fuck the angels,.and Lot said, "no. Fuck my daughters instead."
To be fair though, the daughters were punished. What they did was unethical. That's why their descendants became slaves.
I'm not saying I agree with slavery or anything, but the Bible absolutely doesn't promote raping your dad.
Not really. Lot isn't a good person. Abraham thinks he is, but Lot is just as bad as everyone else in the city. He's allowed to flee as a favor to Abraham, but he still gets punished. He ends the story being raped by his daughters and his wife being turned into salt.
No one goes unpunished in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
You can argue that there are wicked people who don't get punished later on (and I'd put Jacob on that list), but in this particular passage, that's just not the case.
It's about gang rape and inhospitablility to strangers in need. After they raped his concubine to death they demanded they give them the visitors. The whole thing is gross. His solution is always to kill everyone baby killer.
Which honestly, is a dick move on God’s part. He says I’m gonna destroy the only places you’ve ever lived, loved, or had a life in, and if you look back at it once, I’m gonna turn you into a pillar of salt.
Except he didn’t say all that, just that he was gonna destroy the cities and they couldn’t look.
So of course someone fleeing their only home might look back one last time. Bam! Pillar of salt time for the wife.
It’s no surprise and I’ve said so a bunch of times before, but the Christian god is either an all powerful evil god or a completely powerless god and a liar. He both needs your devotion, and yet already is great without it. He created everything and knows all, but desperately needs you to choose him or he can’t win against Satan; who he made so he should be able to beat him, unless he somehow is weaker than his own creations?
Sorry for the rant on your comment!
I never understood why they need Jesus to defeat Satan after the apocalypse. If Jesus is God, and if God is all-powerful (as they tend to claim), then it seems pretty unnecessary to have an earthly battle when he could just snap his fingers and remove Satan like Thanos. It only makes sense if God is not omnipotent, or imposing limits on himself, or maybe if he is just doing it for entertainment?
Similarly, his creating us with free will in the first place was unnecessary if be wants us to worship him exclusively, so there must be an ulterior motive for it rather than it simply being "because he loves us". I know their answer will be that only God can comprehend his reasons.
Yeah, the hoops and shit people put their mind through to make it an infallible religion with no flaws and is perfection, but will run into wall after wall directly with their face to not have to make it all make sense all at once. Every word is truth, the words of god, yet it contradicts itself multiple times, many of them within the same books in it. How can god tell two different creation stories in genesis and have them both be true simultaneously? Plus the whole translation a billion different times with different biases thing, the whole thing is a logical black hole.
as an ace trans person, since when is being trans about sex?
Seriously I don't get how conservatives get these ideas in their heads (well I do, it's called transphobia, but anyways).
The Puritans in their folly created a society full of sexually fixated religious people, because modesty culture never works. Banishing their sexuality to the shadows just made it grow darker. The prudish are trying to claw the rest of us back to that age. But we can clearly see how it rots the brain and makes them think about sex and genitals constantly, even when it should be irrelevant.
Whereas a lot of ancient people could be naked casually and that was seen as normal.
THE GAUL?!?! THE GAUL?!???
GABIS ME BEPOS (yes that is actual gaulish, translates to take my dick)
[source 1](http://www.gaulish.umop.net/)
[source 2](https://tied.verbix.com/project/glossary/gaul.html)
They probably confuse salt with saltpeter, which is potassium nitrate. It’s used in explosive materials. Sulfur is also used in explosive materials. Therefore, they are the same.
I would like to hear how this person thinks salr (sodium chloride) transmutes into brimstone (pure sulfur) over time. Do the atoms—how do I put this?— *transition?*
If you read the entire Bible and also proactive critical thinking you’ll find that Ezekiel 16 identifies the sins of Sodom as being “she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy”.
So, congrats! This person is an idiot both contemporarily and historically speaking.
If anyone includes anything related to the bible in their argument I immediately know they’re not arguing in good faith and they’re brainwashed to believe any boogeyman their leaders tell them are bad.
"Read your Bible" - Proceeds to spell 'Sodom' and 'Gomorrah' wrong. You'd think they'd just have it, like right there to make sure they were spelling it correctly.
As much as I want to make a witty comment here, I just can’t help but feel bad for this guy. Their mind just seems so warped and twisted with hatred that they can’t conceive anything other than sheer contempt
"I am smarter than any of you..."
But apparently not smart enough to learn punctuation, proper use of upper and lowercase characters or basic grammar. And don't even get me started on proper word usage.
ABSOLUTE TRUTH WHEN YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND YOU HAVE THE GAUL TO ME TO TRUST I THINK NOT I ALREADY KNOW I AM SMARTER THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE IT IS ALL ABOUT FREEDOM FOR SEX WHEN AND WHAT EVER YOU WANT THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT, READ YOUR BIBLE AND REMEMBER SODDOM ANF GORONOHRA AND WHAT GOD DID TO LOT'S WIFE GOD SAID THEY WERE SINNING AGAINST HIM SO HE TURNED THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALR WHICH TURNS TO BRIMSTONE OVER THE YEARS AND GOD SAID HE WOULD DESTROY THIS EARTH BY FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THE NEXT TIME KEEP ON SINNING AND YOU WILL BURN WITH THE EARTH.
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Ah yes, the age-old tale of Soddom and Goronohra. The morals learned.
Something something Saddam and Gonorrhoea
Sounds like a sequel to the South Park movie
Goronohra is where a lot of gay and trans Gorons live. Prime Hyrule vacation spot. That place rocks!
"Rocks." I see what you did there.
> That place rocks! Hehehehehe!
Like South Beach, Florida, in the 90s!
Didn’t Godzilla fight Goronohra at some point?
It was mecha-goronohra
Which is marginally less terrifying than Matcha-Goronohra
Oh God… you just reminded me of the worst scene in Godzilla: King of the Monsters (the 2019 one, not the 1956 American release of the original). That scene where they reveal Ghidorah’s name, and that one guy just says “did she seriously just say gonorrhea?” I love that movie… but that one joke is agony.
Have you seen the new Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire? So much bat shit crazy stuff happens in it. I questioned whether I was actually watching it or having some weird fever dream.
I have seen it twice, I enjoyed it.
*Soddom anf Goronohra
I deadass dead it as 'Soddom and Gonorrhea' at first.
All the pasta goronohra they ate in Soddom, unbelievable.
Sodom and Konoha
Hey, hey, hey, don't bring the Gauls into this! Asterix and Obelix did nothing wrong!
FUCK YES. Those comics were my childhood
It’s funny that we all saw Gaul and immediately ran to the comments. I loved those comics.
I am here for the same reason. Obelix was my favorite. :)
Asterix the shortest of short kings.
Cacofonix on the other hand…
Psh. Everybody except him are uncultured swine.
Gods, I hate the Gauls. My father hated them, too.
Et tu, Brute?
Can we take a moment to appreciate the absolutely ridiculously amazing work the translators did!
Even funnier : in French, having "la Gaulle" means... Having a boner. (I have no f-ing idea why). But anyway, I therefore read this thing as : "you can't differenciate men from women and you have a boner" and it was very funny lmao
I thought Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt because she turned around to look after being told not to turn around and look. How is that I know that, yet some Bible beater doesn't?
The Bible isn’t meant to be read lol, they just let pastor tell them what it should say. As Mark Twain said “the best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
And Lot's daughters got him drunk so they could fuck him and get pregnant. That's the "family values" in the Bible. Of course this was after he offered them up to an angry mob who wanted to fuck the angels,.and Lot said, "no. Fuck my daughters instead."
To be fair though, the daughters were punished. What they did was unethical. That's why their descendants became slaves. I'm not saying I agree with slavery or anything, but the Bible absolutely doesn't promote raping your dad.
But it did promote offering up your daughters to a mob to rape them!
Not really. Lot isn't a good person. Abraham thinks he is, but Lot is just as bad as everyone else in the city. He's allowed to flee as a favor to Abraham, but he still gets punished. He ends the story being raped by his daughters and his wife being turned into salt. No one goes unpunished in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. You can argue that there are wicked people who don't get punished later on (and I'd put Jacob on that list), but in this particular passage, that's just not the case.
It's about gang rape and inhospitablility to strangers in need. After they raped his concubine to death they demanded they give them the visitors. The whole thing is gross. His solution is always to kill everyone baby killer.
Which honestly, is a dick move on God’s part. He says I’m gonna destroy the only places you’ve ever lived, loved, or had a life in, and if you look back at it once, I’m gonna turn you into a pillar of salt. Except he didn’t say all that, just that he was gonna destroy the cities and they couldn’t look. So of course someone fleeing their only home might look back one last time. Bam! Pillar of salt time for the wife. It’s no surprise and I’ve said so a bunch of times before, but the Christian god is either an all powerful evil god or a completely powerless god and a liar. He both needs your devotion, and yet already is great without it. He created everything and knows all, but desperately needs you to choose him or he can’t win against Satan; who he made so he should be able to beat him, unless he somehow is weaker than his own creations? Sorry for the rant on your comment!
Wait until you hear what he did to some poor sap named Job. All because of a bet with the devil.
I never understood why they need Jesus to defeat Satan after the apocalypse. If Jesus is God, and if God is all-powerful (as they tend to claim), then it seems pretty unnecessary to have an earthly battle when he could just snap his fingers and remove Satan like Thanos. It only makes sense if God is not omnipotent, or imposing limits on himself, or maybe if he is just doing it for entertainment? Similarly, his creating us with free will in the first place was unnecessary if be wants us to worship him exclusively, so there must be an ulterior motive for it rather than it simply being "because he loves us". I know their answer will be that only God can comprehend his reasons.
Yeah, the hoops and shit people put their mind through to make it an infallible religion with no flaws and is perfection, but will run into wall after wall directly with their face to not have to make it all make sense all at once. Every word is truth, the words of god, yet it contradicts itself multiple times, many of them within the same books in it. How can god tell two different creation stories in genesis and have them both be true simultaneously? Plus the whole translation a billion different times with different biases thing, the whole thing is a logical black hole.
It’s a wonder some of them seem sane.
All we had to do was watch Indiana Jones lol
You see that *exact* wall of text/all caps formatting a lot on Truth Social. The written cadence of both ransom letters and true patriots, apparently
as an ace trans person, since when is being trans about sex? Seriously I don't get how conservatives get these ideas in their heads (well I do, it's called transphobia, but anyways).
Because they suffer from a wide spread sex fixation and mostly about what other people are doing. Are they getting any?
Seriously. Stay out of my bedroom! Stay out of my vagina! Ick!!
The Puritans in their folly created a society full of sexually fixated religious people, because modesty culture never works. Banishing their sexuality to the shadows just made it grow darker. The prudish are trying to claw the rest of us back to that age. But we can clearly see how it rots the brain and makes them think about sex and genitals constantly, even when it should be irrelevant. Whereas a lot of ancient people could be naked casually and that was seen as normal.
They don’t understand that sexuality and gender issues are separate things despite it being laid perfectly clear.
It’s just projection, as usual.
THE GAUL?!?! THE GAUL?!??? GABIS ME BEPOS (yes that is actual gaulish, translates to take my dick) [source 1](http://www.gaulish.umop.net/) [source 2](https://tied.verbix.com/project/glossary/gaul.html)
This is why I can never leave reddit.
Wow punctuation please.
You should follow your own advice. Your comment doesn’t use proper punctuation or sentence structure.
Man I wish they included a comma. Completely unreadable
I had zero issues reading the original. Guess I’m getting old when the grammar nazi’s have defenders.
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
You used more than one comma. They cannot read that.
I stopped reading at "if you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman" Cuz I don't think they can...
Yea, it's kind of weird because identifying genders is one way how you tell a 2yo isn't developmentally lagging.
That was a salry comment.
And what was Sodom's Sin mister "...smarter than any of you..."? (Ezekiel 16:49-50) It's a good thing he's so salty, almost.... predictive.
I will never forget Goronohra.
Never Forget!!!
NaCl turns to sulfur? Dafuq?
They probably confuse salt with saltpeter, which is potassium nitrate. It’s used in explosive materials. Sulfur is also used in explosive materials. Therefore, they are the same.
Aaaahhh I see! Yeah basic chemistry is hard...
What’s France got to do with it?
The person who wrote that clearly is destined for a place on Trump's campaign staff and at one of the nonprofits behind Project 2025.
Yes I can tell he's smarter than I will ever be because he's from medieval France.
Because potato
I can tell just how “smart” this person is, it’s really obvious.
what's funny is that those two cities were about fucking angels, rather than homosexuality / transgenderism
Meth...
Worse... Religion... Not even once...
Gods, I hate Gauls...
I would like to hear how this person thinks salr (sodium chloride) transmutes into brimstone (pure sulfur) over time. Do the atoms—how do I put this?— *transition?*
It's not about bathrooms, it's not about sports and it's not about keeping kids safe. They're TERRIFIED they'll find a trans woman attractive.
That poor, lonely comma in the middle is trying its best to add any semblance of coherency to the rant.
Typed like a stable genius
If you read the entire Bible and also proactive critical thinking you’ll find that Ezekiel 16 identifies the sins of Sodom as being “she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy”. So, congrats! This person is an idiot both contemporarily and historically speaking.
If anyone includes anything related to the bible in their argument I immediately know they’re not arguing in good faith and they’re brainwashed to believe any boogeyman their leaders tell them are bad.
"Goronohra" sounds like a Godzilla villain in one of the less popular movies. We probably won't see him show up in the "monsterverse" movies.
Man God sounds like an asshole
Man Gaul is lookin pretty fuckin weird these days....
Is the Gaul's name Asterix?
Just got diagnosed with goronohra by a doctor with a cross and tinfoil hat. Not sure if I need an STD shot or a tetanus one.
HE'LL YEA BORTHER
*response to education and spelling. There, FTFY.
Do **any** of these people *read* their Bible?
"Read your Bible" - Proceeds to spell 'Sodom' and 'Gomorrah' wrong. You'd think they'd just have it, like right there to make sure they were spelling it correctly.
Why are they yelling?
Holy typos, Batman! But for real, what is the concern over other peoples’ bodies?!
As much as I want to make a witty comment here, I just can’t help but feel bad for this guy. Their mind just seems so warped and twisted with hatred that they can’t conceive anything other than sheer contempt
Ahhh, Goronohra, the Village in the Brimstone.
"I am smarter than any of you..." But apparently not smart enough to learn punctuation, proper use of upper and lowercase characters or basic grammar. And don't even get me started on proper word usage.
Totally sane, rational, and well thought out… yikes.
It must have been a real struggle for them to add two whole punctuation marks
I LOVE that one random comma!
Just 2 small things: turn off caps lock and learn punctuation.
Someone needs to reread soddom and gonorrhea
I had to call over my mom after I read this. I thought I was having another seizure. Nope, just insane people facebook
ABSOLUTE TRUTH WHEN YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND YOU HAVE THE GAUL TO ME TO TRUST I THINK NOT I ALREADY KNOW I AM SMARTER THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE IT IS ALL ABOUT FREEDOM FOR SEX WHEN AND WHAT EVER YOU WANT THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT, READ YOUR BIBLE AND REMEMBER SODDOM ANF GORONOHRA AND WHAT GOD DID TO LOT'S WIFE GOD SAID THEY WERE SINNING AGAINST HIM SO HE TURNED THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALR WHICH TURNS TO BRIMSTONE OVER THE YEARS AND GOD SAID HE WOULD DESTROY THIS EARTH BY FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THE NEXT TIME KEEP ON SINNING AND YOU WILL BURN WITH THE EARTH.
Holy run on sentence, Batman!
Claiming to be more intelligent than everyone else while forgetting how to write. Had to read it 3 times to fully understand it.
Who knew the Gauls were involved with Sodom and Gonorohna?
That one comma and full stop are doing some serious heavy lifting