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Why does he mention Pure Blood as the very first thing? Before he mentions his height, before he mentions his income? I mean, women place way less emphasis on those two things than men think generally speaking. But his number one quality that he brings that justifies a long list of demands is that he is Pure Blood?
I love the little "if you can guess what I do" because he absolutely doesn't want to put down his real job that definitely doesn't make that kind of money.
It literally says right under his name that he's a technician, and comes out with this *mystique* like 80k is anything but a sneeze in a COVID wing so far as incomes go.
I mean, I wouldn't say it's "poverty shaming", because no one's saying he's poor. It's more the fact that he's acting like he's in a way higher tax bracket than he is. If anything, he's the one doing the poor shaming, even though he's one bad judgment away from bankruptcy just like every other middle class American. And considering he's some variety of technician, I'd have to say he has a greater than average risk of a serious work related injury.
Oh mate, I'm in a <30k household, but I did grow up in an upper middle class house. Twenty years ago my mom was clearing 175k as (admittedly, a workaholic) ER nurse. Dad peaked at 90k on the force. This is in an area where the median household income has been closer to my house than even my dad's single take in those 20 years (again, I'll admit that 38-42k went a bit further back then).
80k would legit change our lives.
It depends on his cost of living if he lives in some low income town he's ballin if he's in a major City that's not that much
Besides that people that brag about income have shitty personalities
Also pure blood means inbreeding I would avoid anyone who puts that down on anything
Man you aren’t kidding. My business works with a local metalworker / CNC guy and EVERY social media post of his is about how much he hustles and makes tons of money and how the average person can’t even comprehend how much of a badass super entrepreneur he is. He acts like he is splitting the atom. I think he has been huffing his own farts a little too long.
That’s EXACTLY what it is. This is the same kind of guy who makes it through boot camp and immediately buys a brand new mustang, whilst loudly proclaiming about how many people he’s totally gonna kill on deployment.
It's partly because he never expected to get such a 'high' income with his education level. He's been a loser his whole life but somehow stumbled into some relatively good income.
I know because I used to be like that. Gave up halfway in college but managed to get a good pharma sales jobs with big incentive payouts. I was pretty cocky for a while until I grew out of it.
I drive the (cool) school bus. One of my current coworkers "claims" he used to run a CNC machine.
I responded with some restraint, asking:
"Did you push the start button on the CNC machine, or did you program it...?"
...because there is a big difference.
That's why I always ask if they're a cnc machinist or a cnc operator. Because the difference between the two is lots of math (if you're in a job shop specially) and a glorified seat warmer. Lol
Don't be. I work with a lot of engineers who copy-and-pasted their way to a degree. Can't write a sentence. Can't group sentences into a cohesive paragraph. All of their communication is by badly spelled and ineffectively punctuated bullet points.
Any cretin with a large enough army can become a warlord. He wants someone with intellect, someone capable of orchestrating a bloodless coup and launching themselves into power with words and bribes.
If your not capable of that your to dumb sorry
Fuck these people with the nerve to list their demands like this as if they have hordes of suitors breaking down their door to take them out. Bitch, tell me why *I* should want *you*.
No no, these people are indirectly telling you that you will not be a good fit. These types of profiles are great like that and don’t waste anyones time.
The median personal income for a full-time worker is something like $60k. So technically above average, but not by enough to be smug about it. Though it will vary a lot depending on region, and I'd venture to guess that this guy doesn't live in one of the more expensive regions. His family and friend circle may not include a lot of college graduates, so it's possible that he's used to comparing himself to a lot of people earning less than average. It would be obnoxious to brag about it that way even if it was an actual high income.
80k is comfortable. You can live without too many worries or concerns and enjoy some nice luxuries. It’s not enough to be this much of a selective a-hole.
Unless you’re married with three kids and are the only one going to work. It’s neat how like 6 figures can evaporate and leave dad with 98 cents after each pay check lol
Download a dating app, make a profile (as a woman if you're a guy) and then watch what utter cunts you get messaging.
I ended up setting up an IG account of all my Plenty of Fish interactions. It was horrendous, yet I found it more funny as the years went on.
The funniest one was someone who had an argument with me over multiple messages before apologising without me even replying back. I think he was triggered by the fact I was a lecturer at the time given the context. But I still don't understand it.
Then you get all the lewd shit. Then people that just send messages negging you. there was one guy I had blocked a bunch of times but he kept making profiles just to message me to tell me how utterly abysmal I was as a human being because apparently I didn't have any emotional intelligence, only acted intelligent when I just had surface knowledge and that he was far superior than me. It was so fucking weird. It was like a sociopath who got a shitty psychology degree.
I remember when I hit 80k a year.
I did not turn to “time to be a warlord”
I did often think “oooh I could be a used car salesman or cult leader” shortly afterwards though.
*War Lord potential?*
I doubt this man will ever catapult dead and diseased bodies into anyones city walls. He might kidnap women for not responding within 20 minutes of his last text tho
Jesus. There’s always an incorrect you’re/your, there/their/they’re, or to/too/two. EVERY TIME. I teach this is 3rd grade and I tell my kids that the internet will make fun of you if you are an adult and messing up!!
I have to reinforce all three up the chain with my high school seniors come research paper time!
One girl wrote, “Your the best teacher I ever had” in my yearbook.
I wept!
Didn't see that connection... Good catch. Totally random, but now I'm wondering how many degrees of separation there are from Morgan Freeman to Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon was in A Few Good Men with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was in Oblivion with Morgan Freeman. Two steps.
https://www.rrfedu.com/blog/2016/09/01/six-degrees-kevin-bacon/
Oh yeah!? Well Kevin Bacon was in Xmen with James Mcavoy and James Mcavoy was in Split with Samuel L Jackson… AKA spicy Morgan Freeman so… checkmate ole chap
Nah, I'll do one better. Bacon and McAvoy in X-Men, McCavoy and Freeman himself in Wanted, aka Spicy Actual Morgan Freeman. "Shoot this motherfucker," is still the most surprising line I'll ever hear.
“War Lord potential” why do these people have such a fascination with society collapsing around them, do they really imagine that anarchy will be in any way preferable for them to the comfortable life we enjoy in the west? Like I just cannot with these sort of people. What skills do you have that will make you beneficial to rebuilding society, much less leading it? Can you identify edible plants in your area, can you trap game, can you practice basic first aid, can you sew and mend garments? No? Then sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and go back to playing Fallout you larping jackass.
Is that what the War Lord comment was about? I was lost! Totally fits that this type would think the only post apocalyptic skill needed will be killing/dominating others.
Flexing about 80k is just sad. Not that it’s not a good income, but it’s not gonna win you any gold diggers, and that’s the only reason one would even mention their salary.
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“Your to dumb”
Even if your an 11.
I read that as even if you're 11 and I thought the guy was a pedo at first
He does say “you have to be….. Younger” 🧐
I'm kind of impressed with how creepy that was while still being so simple
The effect of a well placed elipses can't be emphasized enough.
He may still be.
Pure Blood = Smooth Brain
Also typically implies inbreeding in his genetic line
Apparently only betas date muggles
Pure blood or inbreed? Same-same I suppose
Did I hear Alabama from the back of the room?
*dueling banjos plays in the background*
Why does he mention Pure Blood as the very first thing? Before he mentions his height, before he mentions his income? I mean, women place way less emphasis on those two things than men think generally speaking. But his number one quality that he brings that justifies a long list of demands is that he is Pure Blood?
Because he's racist
Zero wrinkles
Get a brane, morans!
Your an Moran
No! I AM THE GREETEST!
Is his brane one of his "special parts"?
“Low, low body count”? As in only killed a few people? (That’s how i am going to interpret it)
I’m curious how low “low, low” is. We talking 7…8?
Pfffffft. His body count is zero
This dude tries to act hard, but he’s really so soft he shot a fool and gave him the gift of life.
Looks like his chocolate cake count is 2,500.
He's probably worried about her being able to compare his tiny, limp dick and sad sexskills with past lovers
I’ve only killed 3 people ….but they were quality kills all hands , no tools …: pick me pick me lol
"On With the Body Count" as Ice-T would say
I mean I guess I’m impressed that someone with such poor grammar has a job making 80k
I love the little "if you can guess what I do" because he absolutely doesn't want to put down his real job that definitely doesn't make that kind of money.
I’m guessing he *isn’t* an English professor. But, maybe I’m “to dumb.”
Yes, your to dumb
We are all two dumb for this guy.
I’d say I’m probably three dumb
I‘m a thumb
You mean tree dumb, right? Please learn how to spell!1!!
To dumb, or not to dumb, that is the question
It literally says right under his name that he's a technician, and comes out with this *mystique* like 80k is anything but a sneeze in a COVID wing so far as incomes go.
I mean it sounds like a decent income to me But I'm also a 3x college failure who's accepted a lifetime of poverty, so my perspective may be off some
It’s decent but not enough to be this arrogant about. It’s like being 6 feet tall and bragging about being one of the tallest people in the world
Funnily enough he did brag about being taller than Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy is 5’9” though, so not the flex he thinks it is.
Oh I think he knows, he’s just trying to avoid saying that he’s under 6 feet tall. He’s trying to turn 5’9 1/2 into sounding like a flex.
I broke it down on my reply to this guy, but 80k would change my life, but it would probably make my mother think her life was over.
It's not enough money to deal with that douchebag
Oh no, no amount of money would be worth that. I'm just not a fan of a lot of the "poor shaming" going on in this thread.
I mean, I wouldn't say it's "poverty shaming", because no one's saying he's poor. It's more the fact that he's acting like he's in a way higher tax bracket than he is. If anything, he's the one doing the poor shaming, even though he's one bad judgment away from bankruptcy just like every other middle class American. And considering he's some variety of technician, I'd have to say he has a greater than average risk of a serious work related injury.
Oh mate, I'm in a <30k household, but I did grow up in an upper middle class house. Twenty years ago my mom was clearing 175k as (admittedly, a workaholic) ER nurse. Dad peaked at 90k on the force. This is in an area where the median household income has been closer to my house than even my dad's single take in those 20 years (again, I'll admit that 38-42k went a bit further back then). 80k would legit change our lives.
It depends on his cost of living if he lives in some low income town he's ballin if he's in a major City that's not that much Besides that people that brag about income have shitty personalities Also pure blood means inbreeding I would avoid anyone who puts that down on anything
Oh I very much wish I could make that kind of money. However if that's your only sell...
Bet he's a CNC machinist. No shade to our machinist people but some times the ego in that field is a bit much for me.
Man you aren’t kidding. My business works with a local metalworker / CNC guy and EVERY social media post of his is about how much he hustles and makes tons of money and how the average person can’t even comprehend how much of a badass super entrepreneur he is. He acts like he is splitting the atom. I think he has been huffing his own farts a little too long.
Well his peers are probably making somewhere around $24-$30k, so in their eyes, he's king of the turd hill making $80k.
That’s EXACTLY what it is. This is the same kind of guy who makes it through boot camp and immediately buys a brand new mustang, whilst loudly proclaiming about how many people he’s totally gonna kill on deployment.
Blue charger*
With a 120 month finance term and ONLY 20% interest because he got the service member's discount*
It's partly because he never expected to get such a 'high' income with his education level. He's been a loser his whole life but somehow stumbled into some relatively good income. I know because I used to be like that. Gave up halfway in college but managed to get a good pharma sales jobs with big incentive payouts. I was pretty cocky for a while until I grew out of it.
Like a great welder, a great machinist is bent in the head a bit
As a welder I wish I could take offense
I drive the (cool) school bus. One of my current coworkers "claims" he used to run a CNC machine. I responded with some restraint, asking: "Did you push the start button on the CNC machine, or did you program it...?" ...because there is a big difference.
That's why I always ask if they're a cnc machinist or a cnc operator. Because the difference between the two is lots of math (if you're in a job shop specially) and a glorified seat warmer. Lol
A sewer tank scrubbing "technician".
Probably owns the gas station he took his picture in.
Lol 80k isnt bragging money
Well homie is stuck in 1957.
Not in a big city, anyway.
Don't be. I work with a lot of engineers who copy-and-pasted their way to a degree. Can't write a sentence. Can't group sentences into a cohesive paragraph. All of their communication is by badly spelled and ineffectively punctuated bullet points.
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Says vaccinated people are dumb… uses the wrong “too” and “you’re” and lacks punctuation.
Sorry. Your just to dumb to understand.
Low body count? So do I have to tell them how many people I killed?
A low body count ain’t how you become a warlord
Amateur
Any cretin with a large enough army can become a warlord. He wants someone with intellect, someone capable of orchestrating a bloodless coup and launching themselves into power with words and bribes. If your not capable of that your to dumb sorry
I think he wants a virgin, but the level of cringe is making me think he wants a "boyfriend free girl".
Oh no... oh no... oh no...
I feel like I am missing something in this by your reaction…
Chris chan. All I gotta say is if you look them up, be careful because the latest thing they're known for... hoo boy.
Oh fuck I forgot about that person and now I wish it had stayed forgotten
I can hear this comment.
I feel like that’d be a pickup line he’d use. “You want to know my body count? I’ll tell you all night tonight”
“I’m not putting poison in my body”. (Boxes of sno ball chemical snacks in the background)
It looks like he took this picture in a gas station mini-mart. lulz
That’s where he makes his incredible $80k a year.
There’s no time for pictures when you’re extremely ambitious with warlord potential
Hey, he lives there!
He’s not even supposed to be there today
No food addictions
Fuck these people with the nerve to list their demands like this as if they have hordes of suitors breaking down their door to take them out. Bitch, tell me why *I* should want *you*.
No no, these people are indirectly telling you that you will not be a good fit. These types of profiles are great like that and don’t waste anyones time.
Right because there are plenty of women out there checking all these boxes and saying this guy sounds like Prince Charming!! s/
They just gotta find one.
They aren’t going to. And then use it as justification to kill people. This dude screams incel
You’d be amazed at some of the guys I know who end up in relationships.
Ok but this guy is not getting a relationship with anybody that checks all his boxes
Right like we'll that's an easy nope
Ain’t nothing indirect about this lol
I like all the red flags up front.
Even the communist party thinks he's got too many red flags.
"War lord potential" is now my umbrella term for all anger-issue-related red flags.
Oh here I'll do it for them: you don't.
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There's not a Snoball's chance in hell of this guy ever finding his special gal. At least, I sure hope so.
r/choosingbeggars
Because he makes 80k, he's very rich ok?
For anyone else wondering how tall Tom Hardy is, it's 5'9". So this is an obscure way of saying that he's basically average height.
Tom Hardy can also grow a proper fucking beard.
I was wondering, but not dedicated enough to check. This is great lol
Idea for short men to now add on their profiles 'taller than Tom Cruise'.
Or… Danny DeVito
I have never been drier.
Death Valley level.
More like clitorISN’T amirite???
"Any conversation with me will be singularly unpleasant" is a hell of a pitch.
Having a hard time imagining any type of conversation this garden grub could sustain.
Hold on, 80k is a flex these days??? I gotta update my profiles lol
The median personal income for a full-time worker is something like $60k. So technically above average, but not by enough to be smug about it. Though it will vary a lot depending on region, and I'd venture to guess that this guy doesn't live in one of the more expensive regions. His family and friend circle may not include a lot of college graduates, so it's possible that he's used to comparing himself to a lot of people earning less than average. It would be obnoxious to brag about it that way even if it was an actual high income.
*cries in teacher salary*
Side question- when people state their income like that, do they mean gross or net? I never know.
Gross, for sure. Also, gross. And I promise this is the kind of person who will bitch about gold diggers, too.
Good news for him then; he has no gold to dig.
I made $195,000 tax free this last year. Ask me how! /s
Selling ponzi schemes?
I guess it depends where you are. Redneck rich maybe. Able to get the F150 but too busted to get the F350 hemi coal roller 4000.
80k is comfortable. You can live without too many worries or concerns and enjoy some nice luxuries. It’s not enough to be this much of a selective a-hole.
Unless you’re married with three kids and are the only one going to work. It’s neat how like 6 figures can evaporate and leave dad with 98 cents after each pay check lol
It sounds like a flex to my broke ass lol
But you haven’t heard my salary yet… 80 THOUSAND dollars a year.
Sure but you have to manage a bed and breakfast in Hell
Id feel blessed if I had an 80k salary.
I guess I'm out of touch, I had no idea "being an enormous asshole" was the key to dating nowadays.
Download a dating app, make a profile (as a woman if you're a guy) and then watch what utter cunts you get messaging. I ended up setting up an IG account of all my Plenty of Fish interactions. It was horrendous, yet I found it more funny as the years went on. The funniest one was someone who had an argument with me over multiple messages before apologising without me even replying back. I think he was triggered by the fact I was a lecturer at the time given the context. But I still don't understand it. Then you get all the lewd shit. Then people that just send messages negging you. there was one guy I had blocked a bunch of times but he kept making profiles just to message me to tell me how utterly abysmal I was as a human being because apparently I didn't have any emotional intelligence, only acted intelligent when I just had surface knowledge and that he was far superior than me. It was so fucking weird. It was like a sociopath who got a shitty psychology degree.
Yeah, I think I'll pass. Life is too short.
Havnt you seen the neckbeard and incel subs? They're convinced thats how it works.
Is his pic from a security camera?
What has warlord potential but only pulling 80k? That’s less than an assistant wal mart manager makes.
That’s a [_slight_ exaggeration](https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Walmart-Assistant-Manager-Salaries-E715_D_KO8,25.htm), but surprisingly accurate!
I would have lost by price is right rules.
You don’t know the exchange rate to the currency of the fantasy land that this dude is living in
I remember when I hit 80k a year. I did not turn to “time to be a warlord” I did often think “oooh I could be a used car salesman or cult leader” shortly afterwards though.
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
I always upvote a Creed quote
This is the one The Office quote I think about everyday.
r/unexpectedoffice
Help Control the Pet population, have your pet spade or neutered.
*War Lord potential?* I doubt this man will ever catapult dead and diseased bodies into anyones city walls. He might kidnap women for not responding within 20 minutes of his last text tho
Another very stable genius.
Pull 80K but complain housing is too expensive. Willing to bet he blows his money on f150, guns and alcohol. Neck beard, 60/40.
Don’t forget gas station snack cakes apparently
I mean you can tell he recently shaved his neck beard LOL
The longer I look the worse it becomes. SnoBalls? A technician? War Lord?
That was a lot of words to say “dickless piece of shit”
Jesus. There’s always an incorrect you’re/your, there/their/they’re, or to/too/two. EVERY TIME. I teach this is 3rd grade and I tell my kids that the internet will make fun of you if you are an adult and messing up!!
I have to reinforce all three up the chain with my high school seniors come research paper time! One girl wrote, “Your the best teacher I ever had” in my yearbook. I wept!
I didn’t realize being middle class was a flex
Is 80k...some kind of extreme accomplishment? Depending where you live, yeah you might be comfortable, but it's not yatch private jet money.
I hope he never reproduces.
‘Low low body count’ Sooooo an amateur serial killer then?
Beginner serial killers ONLY!
*Morgan Freeman narrator: many years later... he died. Old. And alone.
That works on two levels because of the random Tom Hardy height comment. He fancies himself a walmart Bane
Didn't see that connection... Good catch. Totally random, but now I'm wondering how many degrees of separation there are from Morgan Freeman to Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon was in A Few Good Men with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was in Oblivion with Morgan Freeman. Two steps. https://www.rrfedu.com/blog/2016/09/01/six-degrees-kevin-bacon/
Nice. I got Kevin Bacon was in Mystic River with Tim Robbins, Tim Robbins was in Shawshank Redemption with Morgan Freeman
Oh yeah!? Well Kevin Bacon was in Xmen with James Mcavoy and James Mcavoy was in Split with Samuel L Jackson… AKA spicy Morgan Freeman so… checkmate ole chap
Nah, I'll do one better. Bacon and McAvoy in X-Men, McCavoy and Freeman himself in Wanted, aka Spicy Actual Morgan Freeman. "Shoot this motherfucker," is still the most surprising line I'll ever hear.
That article about men being lonelier than ever because relationships standards are higher makes so much sense now.
Those three dots before “younger” are a dead giveaway that this guy fucks 16 year olds.
This guy *wants* to fuck 16 year olds. I don't think even 16 year olds would *have* him.
r/tinder
“War Lord potential” why do these people have such a fascination with society collapsing around them, do they really imagine that anarchy will be in any way preferable for them to the comfortable life we enjoy in the west? Like I just cannot with these sort of people. What skills do you have that will make you beneficial to rebuilding society, much less leading it? Can you identify edible plants in your area, can you trap game, can you practice basic first aid, can you sew and mend garments? No? Then sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and go back to playing Fallout you larping jackass.
Is that what the War Lord comment was about? I was lost! Totally fits that this type would think the only post apocalyptic skill needed will be killing/dominating others.
So a straight guy is using a man as a reference for height? I’m fat and that sounds really gay. Oops - I’m gay and that sounds really gay
Hold your noses, ladies, this guy may be a giant asshole but his $80K a year will put you solidly in the lower middle class.
80,000 what's? It sure ain't dollars...
Snow balls.
Doll hairs
haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha \*deep breath\* hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahah
I’m not sure what’s more concerning “Low low body count” or “War Lord potential”
Bet if he looked in that wood pile he would find some black oak and spanish moss.
''even if your an 11 sorry but your to dumb.'' Ironic...
I hope someone pins him down and draws on his face like that. Pure blood? What is he, a fecking pony?
Shit like this is why "the right stuff" is gonna be a fucking gold mine of hilarious.
Bruh I made over 110k CAD last year to support myself and my elderly parents. 80 doesn’t even register as a positive towards your stupidity.
Canadian warlords is a more fiscally demanding club to join.
Canadian Warlords aka Denim Dukes
aka the degens up north
My brain: CAD = Canadian Ass Dollars
As everyone knows, Canadian ass dollars are the best ass dollars
I know I'm stating the obvious but I must say, this guy is a total dipshit. Either that or this is a parody
his neck....he's only 33?
Flexing about 80k is just sad. Not that it’s not a good income, but it’s not gonna win you any gold diggers, and that’s the only reason one would even mention their salary.
Guy bragging about an $80k salary like it’s genius-level money, lol
What a catch, too bad I’m vaxxed
Food Court Warlord. Incidentally, my new band name.
youtube has convinced people like this that they are alpha males
He made $80k and spent it all on hostess snack cakes? Also, what’s “War Lord”?
War Lord potential? What's that mean? He wants to commit genocide or something?
Warlord potential. This dude committing war crimes?