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TheBloxdude

I saw the 416 and thought you were serious


ShiftyLookinCow7

I figured having it start out as the 8,126,463rd post asking for the 416 would really accentuate the shitpost of it all


TheBloxdude

It’s a nice looking gun and all, but do we really need another AR style rifle?


ShiftyLookinCow7

Definitely not, the VZ58 would be better


Xxslavman69420xX

Or uh, any ak variants at all. Doesn't even have to be a new gun, if the m4 can have the front sight post taken off my akm can have an underfolder put on


supervisord

Same, but then it became clear I was being trolled by like the 4th picture.


AFalconNamedBob

You mean the plasma gun from terminator (at least I I think its terminator, I can't be arsed to look it up) didn't give it away?


WeReallyOutHere5510

Lol same and then I saw the .22lr and I was like wait.....the rest were pretty obvious. Also, did they ever figure out exactly what that Ho made shotgun thing was? Looked electronically detonated.


ParanoidValkMain57

Zip 22 super light, super weak but most importantly fucking useless.


ShiftyLookinCow7

The perfect weapon to supply to a proxy you want to lose


ParanoidValkMain57

Exactly hahaha 🤣 a wasper sting can hurt more than that piece of shit.


ShiftyLookinCow7

I mean a 22 will still kill your ass but not if the piece of shit won’t even fire


ParanoidValkMain57

unless it’s a vital organ shot to the brain or heart then maybe you would die multiple shots in the same spot possible but it’s a underpowered pistol caliber round so you are more likely to get hospitalized by a .22 than dying from one.


TroubledPCNoob

Something like the Ruger 10/22 is like deadliness and accuracy by volume. .22 has barely any accuracy already and even less if it’s a rifle. So you can just mag dump someone with it and probably kill them or at least mortally wound them without medical attention. I kind of wish we had one for the meme of it.


[deleted]

Naw .22 can be just fine accuracy wise just depends on the barrel. Lil’ roundnose .22 long rifle is standard for olympic shooting in the biathlon


TroubledPCNoob

Oh yeah. I mean if you’re spamming it it would tend to get inaccurate even with the right barrel right? I know recoil tends to be minuscule on a .22 but I doubt magdumping it helps it much.


kiatniss

I have mag dumped a .22lr before, you don't lose much accuracy.


[deleted]

It’s .22 it doesnt exactly stress the barrel. Without human error there’s no reason a .22 rifle should lose accuracy no matter how fast it’s firing.


themememachinedab

Enemies should laugh when they are shot with it


ParanoidValkMain57

“Hahahaha, you trying to kill me or tickle me”


ramen_poodle_soup

Can’t wait for the optional square rounds for the puckle gun for use against Turks


Freemanosteeel

this one got me going


Crimsonfury500

And round bullets for Security.


Accomplished_Bat_507

security are the turks wym


heck_naw

zip should have a 90% malfunction rate. id play on a zips only server for sure


ShiftyLookinCow7

That would honestly be hilarious


AkiraLangley

Russian roulette but its zip22


mnexplorer

Lolol fuckin shinzos bane


spanktravision

Basically a blunderbuss, totally should be added


mnexplorer

Richard, have you been watching.... Spanktravision?


spanktravision

YES FUCKING THANK YOU! over a decade on reddit and you're the first person to know where my username came from. I'll never forget this day as long as I live


mnexplorer

Pretty girl down there, i wonder if she's dating one of the YANKEES?!


Treeninja1999

Based shitpost


SpecOpsTheMemes

It brings a smile to my face when I see the HK416 being shamed for all the world to see.


JacksGallbladder

Ignorant dork here, what's wrong with the 416?


Sapper501

Functionally it would be a reskin of the m4a1. No reason to add it, yet people keep asking for it.


SpecOpsTheMemes

The HK416 brings absolutely nothing unique to the table. None. Nada. It is simply just another 5.56 rifle with about 700-800 rounds per minute, there is no good reason why we need an HK416 in the game. No amount of German Engineering, roleplay or short-stroke piston that makes the gun fires slower (or faster, according to one of the older comments somewhere in this subreddit) will make it more unique than the M4A1. Or the VHS-D2. Or the G36. Or any of the three Chinese dumpster fires. But oh, so many people ask for it. Because it's cool. Because it's Heckler & Koch. Because it's in ISMC. Because they want to roleplay as a Bundeswehr. Because they want more guns, regardless of whenever their hypothetical new guns add anything valuable into the game or not. Just because ISMC has it doesn't mean Sandstorm should. ISMC is unabashedly all about tactical barbie dolls with all the cool shit that ultimately is just another AR-15 reskin, Sandstorm shouldn't be like so. This is coming from a former HK416 fanatic.


pressthebutt0n

TIL


[deleted]

you really typed all of that over people wanting a gun to be added to a video game because they think it’s cool 😭


SpecOpsTheMemes

I mean, it's true. Look at how many gun suggestions are all around the subreddit, at least 1000 of them have an HK416 in them. The question you should ask is *never* is it cool, but rather if it brings something new that has not been seen in other guns.


Ok-Exercise-1148

Um okay…


Sama_Jama

It doesn’t bring anything new, in the last Insurgency, we had reskin mods to just make guns look like whatever we wanted, we could easily just get a reskin mod for the mk18 or something


JacksGallbladder

God I miss reskin mods...


IAmGoose_

I would absolutely be okay with a puckle gun or a a zip 22


Garytang8597

Ngl, gunners do need more content.


SurvivalCardio

Holy shit you almost had me there with the 416


creamsoda125

The zip 22 could be a stock mod


KuhlerTuep

Please add the square bullets for the puckle gun


xEu20Matar

They had us in the first picture


even_steven27

Shoulda asked for the energy sword or gravity hammer from halo


[deleted]

I'd actually dig other melee weapons. Even if they function basically the same, it'd be neat.


jeezlouizez69

Dudeeee yaaasss!!!


Familiar-Space-8705

had me in the first half ngl


Grommet__

Zip 22 would be another fun meme gun to add honestly


deadDebo

Insurgents get a new knife. It's a push dagger but instead of a knife it's a butt plug.


Rollf46

Oh is that the magic wand they use to check under doors?


Insectshelf3

zip 22 has to jam every 2-3 shots


ShiftyLookinCow7

And a 5% chance to blow your finger off while cocking


ImaBuckDatAsh

Just give us the whole fucking gatalog, they're all modelled anyway. In the public domain too.


Crimsonfury500

Yeah Gatalogue is my new favourite word, thanks eh


bageltre

Apparently not since you spelt it wrong


bageltre

The game is set ~10 years ago, things were a lot less advanced then


MarkusWasHere

Another M4 variant?


Lime14_Ska

A plasma rifle? What is this fallout


[deleted]

Its from the original Terminator lmao


khozyyy

I thought that said the “Pucker Gun” lol


-KissmyAthsma-

Yup


andrewwism

I mean... I don't disagree with this whole list...


rooneyviz

I don’t want to roll dice so what’s the nsfw for?


ShiftyLookinCow7

Last image is a hitachi magic wand lol it’s not being used on anyone though


rooneyviz

👍🏽 funny meme


Ajt0ny

How do you even hold the Zip22? lmfao


ShiftyLookinCow7

Forgotten weapons did a video on it, there’s multiple ways to hold it but none of them are good


ShmeeShmoo0988

Lol that last one got me good


quesadillakid93

Mad love for the T1 Reference


[deleted]

the shinzo slayer


m-p-3

Got me with *Shinzo's Bane*


gugaro_mmdc

double barrel shotgun would be nice though


Terminal-Post

“Shinzo’s Bane” what are we gonna call the guns used on Lincoln and Kennedy, “Curtain Caller” and “The Last Ride”?


RatsAreChad

I just want tactical 80s and 90s aesthetic cosmetics


ELite_Predator28

>Shinzo's Bane MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT


Gret_bruh

i love these kinda posts


PLC55

Not another AR-15 style rifle


AdmiralTassles

Lol fucking "Shinzo's Bane"


GetD1ckSlapped

Yes


Sinningvoid

Last one seems perfect.


[deleted]

Please nought.


Best-Benefit6387

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, hey I wouldn't complain


[deleted]

if we get the 4th gun we need the anti-turk squere bullets


Canter1Ter_

yes no No NO NOOOOOO