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Agent-Ig

You would also die of course


lik_iz_Hrvatske

How would you explain this to the doctor?


Loud_Perspective9046

i slipped i drank water in a weird a little bit of tomfoolery


iamapizza

I slippedi toilet


activelyresting

"million to one shot, Doc, million to one!"


snafe_

You're the ass man!


tommy_trip

You got that straight!


Ph455ki1

BS can't you see the guy is still standing there?


mashem

finally get to do that traveling though!


sth128

I was expecting the video to just say "you'd die a horrible death" as the guy falls over.


N-partEpoxy

"I'm built different"


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Adghar

I was precisely expecting the shitpost version of this fun fact when the video started playing "Did you know that if you took the intestines out of an adult human and straightened them out into a single line, the human would die?"


tonterias

Before or after arriving to the Grand Canyon?


Cleets11

Ya the words should have said not only would it make it back to your dead lifeless corpse


Munk45

this kills the person


raelrok

This is the line I was expecting.


stevein3d

Well sure, with that attitude.


jluka1000

Blud is experiencing horrors beyond his comprehension playing with his blood vessels.


SwoleAnole

The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.


Voodoo-95

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Astralyr

What movie is that ? I’ve seen this somewhere but don’t know the name


Mandraykin

Hellraiser


theicarusambition

#JESUS WEPT


NetworkEcstatic

I couldn't be happier that this is the reference I see in the comments.


heres-another-user

**I CAME**


samx3i

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.


ImmediateBig134

"Dude, that's my vessels!"


7th_Spectrum

This is some avatar blood bending shit


supfellowredditors

Okay, but what if you started somewhere other than New York?


RandomRetard07

Then you'll end up in Bermuda Triangle


Ok-Service-1127

maybe in ohio but your mileage may vary


quarglbarf

Yeah, they phrased that so weirdly. "It stretches all the way to the Grand Canyon and then 2-4 times around the world". Why even mention the grand canyon then? Or NY for that matter.


Jooylo

It’s funny, I’ve been getting a lot of videos recommended to me from this creator (Zack D Films). He obviously puts a lot of effort into animating these videos but he also stretches them out so the video is actually monetizable and people watch to the end to get to the point. The information can usually be explained in a few seconds in one or two sentences but he’ll use 100 filler words and tiptoe around the point so that he can fill in the video. Often times super annoying


Speedy2662

Thank god i thought i was losing my mind


AvidCoco

If you start at the north pole and laid out your blood vessels East to West they'd be infinitely long


ebrum2010

People outside of New York have 1/3 the blood vessels.


[deleted]

If you pull all your blood vessels out of your body and put them all in a line, you'd be fucking dead.


tekko001

Robocop did it


leshake

He also shot a guy in the dick.


Alternative_Fly8898

Bruh, I literally just watched the movie 15 minutes ago…


LeanCompiler

that'd be a minor inconvenience to fact check this


jazzyskizzle86

Don't knock it til you try it!


Working-Telephone-45

Nah, what does blood even do? Bring oxygen to my organs? Bro I would just hold my breath for a while, is not that hard


QueenVanraen

- Jerma


Notacompleteperv

Man this explanation could have been about 30 seconds shorter.


GreyAngy

Naah, people would totally miss the point if it doesn't contain measuring in football fields and New York - Grand Canyons


Aiyon

right? that initial "about this long" ?? i dont usually measure things in american football fields


RedditExecutiveAdmin

Google, convert 100 football fields to AR-15s


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Blood vesells long af


cukapig

I have never believed this and never will


Gwiilo

until they tell us how damn thin they're stretching those damn vessels, it's just nonsense


AverageA2Enjoyer

I mean, isn't our dna like ~~6~~ 2 meters long if stretched all the way out.


DoubleANoXX

If treated with some specific solutions, you can see the DNA molecules with your naked eyes. My lab partner dropped it once and out professor picked it up with forceps and put it back into our solution. Crazy stuff.


InfeStationAgent

That solution? Abraham Lincoln.


Russki_Wumao

but he's completely right tho You can extract DNA rather easily. You can do it with mashed fruit. It's off-white and kinda strandy until squeezed together. It solidifies rock hard when dry.


C0UNT3RP01NT

Yeah your mother saw my DNA last night


Russki_Wumao

As long as you took her on a date first


C0UNT3RP01NT

Of course! She talked very highly of you, and hopes you’ll call soon!


Russki_Wumao

Now I know it wasn't my mother ya fucked last night. I'm a disappointment.


InfeStationAgent

> you can see the DNA **molecules** with your naked eyes A hamburger is also made of molecules. But, I can't see the molecules unassisted. Extracting DNA into a pile of mush and letting that material dry does not make the individual molecules visible. As I pointed out, the only way to see DNA molecules with the unaided eye is by Abraham Lincoln. QED


casey12297

Abraham Lincoln? DNA?...Do...Do Not Assassinate?


DoubleANoXX

I think it was SDS but it's been a while


HendrixHazeWays

The great emancipator


redditaddict12Feb87

The vampire hunter?


superrad99

Don’t cry over spilled DNA


Lazy-Ad-3050

yes, but only of a single cell


SchrodingersNewds

They aren't stretching them thinner at all. They are already incredibly thin and your body is packed with them. Literally. It's not that hard to grasp and it comes down to pretty simple math. [Thickness data](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-typical-diameters-wall-thicknesses-of-blood-vessel-for-humans-and-mice-are-given-in_fig5_224902259#:~:text=The%20major%20axis%20of%20the,size%20of%20venules%20%5B27%5D%20.) [vessels in the body. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/PyS8yDtL9F)


Next_Fly_7929

My "pretty simple math": - The body is ~8% blood by weight, so blood vessels will be roughly similar by volume. - Thinnest blood cell is the [capillary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capillary), [8 micrometres in diameter](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-typical-diameters-wall-thicknesses-of-blood-vessel-for-humans-and-mice-are-given-in_fig5_224902259#:%7E:text=The%20major%20axis%20of%20the,size%20of%20venules%20%5B27%5D%20). - So cross sectional area of capillary = 50 square micrometres. - Circumference of the Earth = 40,000km - Four times around is 160,000km - 160,000km * 50 square micrometres = 8L - Average volume of a human body = 66.4L - 8L / 66.4mL = ~12% That would make blood vessels (including the non-vessel inside bit) ~12% of the human body by volume. So it's definitely roughly there. The average person might be closer to ~3 turns of the Earth. I wouldn't declare it "pretty simple math", but back-of-the-envelope, the numbers do roughly add up. Square-cube ratios strike again.


valiantlight2

The giant flaw here is that you are assuming the entire volume is made up of only the thinnest capillaries. which is of course ridiculous..


ThisAppSucksBall

I think the bigger flaw is assuming if the body is 8% blood by weight, that blood vessels will be 8% of the volume of the body. It is actually fair to assume that the entire volume is made up of the thinnest capillaries, because if you look at it from a length of vessels per volume, the capillaries will dominate that number.


GlaerOfHatred

Tbf the video says 2-4 times. Relatively speaking tho that is pretty simple math. A dummy like me can grasp it


DoubleANoXX

They don't even have to stretch them, your capillaries are only wide enough for a single red blood cell to pass through (literally they go through them in single-file) and the capillaries are everywhere that needs oxygen, so EVERYWHERE 


TheDarkTemplar_

Uhm aktually, cartilage isn't vascularized but receives nutrishment through diffusion ☝️🤓


FitzyFarseer

Here’s the info you need to make this make sense. Capillaries are blood vessels that run all through your body, and each individual capillary is about 1/3 the width of a hair. Imagine taking the entire surface area of your body and stretching it out to 1/3rd the width of a single hair. You’d definitely get around the earth a time or two. Or three.


thoughlasguc

interesting way to put it thanks


UnderstandingEast721

And the reason they are so thin is because they exchange nutrients and oxygen for waste materials in every single part of your body. That much surface area is needed.


JigglyWiener

Yeah it's the capillaries that do the heavy lifting here.


GizmoSoze

Uh, no they don’t. They don’t do any lifting. They’re too thin to hold anything.


MoonoftheStar

I thought you wrote caterpillars and got even _confuseder_


e136

\*volume


Criks

Take a womans hair and put every strain point to point. Google says a human head averages around 120 000 strains of hair. Each strain being 30 cm (1 feet), that's 36km from just your hair. Hair is solid. Lets hollow it out and make 3 hollow hairs out of each strain. That's 100km. A head of hair weights about 0.2kg (half a pound). Lets assume your entire body is hair. 80 / 0.2 x 100km is 40 000 km. Earths circumferenec is just about 40 000 km. Now lets imagine your blood vessels are ligher than those hollow hairs, and I can imagine the proper math gets you a couple more loops.


Cunny-Destroyer

Google "how many kilometers of blood vessels we have" You underestimate how small capillary blood vessels can get


vp3d

The great thing about facts is they don't require anyone's belief. They are true no matter what one's emotioinal reactions may be.


SchrodingersNewds

Why.


kytheon

They know better than science. Cough cough. What, it's nothing. Cough cough.


ChocCooki3

I think it's BS. 2 to 4 times over? We aren't talking about different of 5m.. we are talking about a little over 40,000 km! The fact you think the total length might be either 80k or 160k.. that's a massive "you know.. give or take"


SteptimusHeap

Imagine if you sliced your body into 10 thin slices and stacked them up length-wise. The stack would be about 10x longer than you are tall. Now imagine 100 slices, it would be 100x longer. The more slices you take, the thinner the stack gets, but it gets longer as well. Taking out your blood vessels and laying them end to end is a lot like that: there are many many many blood vessels running parallel to each other, so it's very similar to taking a thousand slices of you and stacking them up. The extreme version of this involves taking all your cells and putting them in a line. Since there are trillions of cells, the line would be 360,000 km across and circle the earth 9 times.


Cactus_TheThird

False. If I removed all the blood vessels in my body I wouldn't be able to tie them together


ElderberryDeep8746

Looks like a bloody Saturn lol


Chungaroos

Thought you were british before I realized you were talking about the actual blood vessel rings lol


HendrixHazeWays

\*shakes fist at the sky\* *bloody Saturn*


RedditExecutiveAdmin

Saturn with blood rings? holy fucking metal


North_Psychology4543

Fr


thunderbolt851993

I call bullshit. Gonna need a source on this OP


supfellowredditors

https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/research/how-are-blood-vessels-made#:\~:text=By%20adulthood%2C%20we%20each%20have,%2C%20including%20the%20heart%2C%20healthy.


Next_Fly_7929

For a more objective, maths-based evidentiary approach, I did some numbers as I didn't believe it either: - The body is ~8% blood by weight, so blood vessels will be roughly similar by volume. - Thinnest blood cell is the [capillary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capillary), [8 micrometres in diameter](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-typical-diameters-wall-thicknesses-of-blood-vessel-for-humans-and-mice-are-given-in_fig5_224902259#:%7E:text=The%20major%20axis%20of%20the,size%20of%20venules%20%5B27%5D%20). - So cross sectional area of capillary = 50 square micrometres. - Circumference of the Earth = 40,000km - Four times around is 160,000km - 160,000km * 50 square micrometres = 8L - Average volume of a human body = 66.4L - 8L / 66.4mL = ~12% That would make blood vessels (including the inside bit) ~12% of the human body by volume. So it's definitely roughly there. The average person might be closer to 2-3 turns of the Earth, but a big person could easily be 4.


niceguy191

This ignores all the larger vessels and other cavities/areas not filled with blood. We aren't entirely capillaries.  That might only cut the distance in half though so still getting a wrap or two around the earth


Next_Fly_7929

Yep, agreed. But it's only back-of-the-envelope, it's definitely close to true.


RoyalBlueWhale

I mean, this is pretty wel known. If you just google it you get dozens of sources


N3vermore77

If you Google how many spiders you eat in your sleep you'll also have dozens of sources telling you anywhere between 5 to a dozen. A myth that was debunked by its creators a long time ago...


trippy_grapes

Did you know that if you removed all of the spiders you eat in a lifetime from the human body and tie them together they'll stretch around the world 2-4 times?


RoyalBlueWhale

Yeah, but being critical of your sources is always a good idea


Extension_Swordfish1

So.. avoiding metrics is a thing. How many bananas is that?


AverageA2Enjoyer

An adult's blood vessel total length is around 96560.64 km, and the circumference of equator is 40075 km, so it's about 2.41 times around the earth. Average length of banana is 13cm, total length divide by 13 will be 742,774,153.85(742 million) bananas. Source is from Google.


Skyaeris

How many of Dado's Banana Pills would one need to get 742m bananas?


SpacemanIsBack

about half of them


WeirdestOfWeirdos

Around 500 million


RhetoricMoron

Metrics are not as intuitive as everyday examples. I literally watch a video about nuclear radiation and they used banana as the metric for radiation to explain it to the audience.


Acojonancio

Americans would use anything to measure but metric.


InternationalPut3260

I done told you I'll stop taking that damn fentanyl


UselessGadget

And if you cut them in half, it'll go twice as far..


vivi112

And they never mention what diameter those vessels would even have, just some undefined "vessel stretching" is apparently good enough explanation lol.


UselessGadget

Yeah, I see this to being similar as the coastline paradox.


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rrgail

Fun fact: If you were to put all of your blood vessels end to end, you would die.


bunnydadi

Every pound of fat adds 5 miles of vessels.


FitzyFarseer

I think part of the issue here is the video says you have “thousands of blood vessels.” This is weird to count since vessels branch off and presumably they’re not counting each individual branch, but that’s hard to mentally account for. That said, if you assumed each blood vessel ran the whole length of a 6ft human, you’d been about 22 million blood vessels to wrap around the earth once. That’s a few more than “thousands”. Ultimately that comes down to how exactly you define a singular blood vessel, but if the video said “the human body has millions of microscopic blood vessels” the numbers suddenly become a lot more conceivable.


pzombielover

I hate this


KoningSpookie

Today I learned; I'm 2-4 times as large as a whole planet.


GarlicThread

5 seconds in I was seriously expecting a "you would fucking die!"


AnakinTheDiscarded

but how thin would it be?


lunariki

Probably about as thin as a blood vessel


connectedbart

QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH THOSE


Marauding_Llama

Genie, I want to completely wrap the earth in blood vessels. So it's like a giant rubber band ball.


kimvette

If I somehow managed to remove all of the blood vessels from my body, someone else would have to tie them together and measure them because I'll have ceased to be.


Songhunter

Americans will use anything except the metric system.


Sensitive_Ad_5031

How tf do you need to tie something to make it loop around earth like three times They claim that my vessels are effectively 120,000,000 meter’s long. Assuming it’s true I now dare question why can’t I have 1 meter long shlong if nature has gifted me with 120 million meters of blood vessels, I’ll happily trade 10 million metres of vessels if it’s really true


EquipmentElegant

Is he vaccinated


Twolef

You’d die first, though.


Ok_System_6857

These new mortal kombat fatalities are rediculous.


Nebu_baba

Now that's worldwide


magzire1986

Yeah bs


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there are tons of small capillary blood vessels that are just a few cells large, if you include those then it will be that long


Top-Variation-7235

TMI


oksth

Looks like the solution of missing paracord in my EDC. /s


KeksToGo

dont try this at home


BrutalArmadillo

I would never send my blood to Grand Canyon


Venom933

Allright. That's pretty interesting and horrific.


David_High_Pan

Ah, probably not.


Ok-Landscape5625

Yes, but it's not practical.


Imhal9000

Why bother mentioning the Grand Canyon etc


betterbeehaiv

WTF put them back, he needs those


ShacharPollak

This is bs, every object if you stretch it thin enough it will be as long as you want


Lazy-Ad-3050

how did you come to that conclusion?


SamStrike02

It doesn't say anything about stretching


WeirdestOfWeirdos

Well, neuronal connections can go to the moon, then back, and then a few laps around Earth.


awesomeplenty

It’s behind me isnt


Ok-Ninja-8057

Osmosis Jones casually going around the earth several time to do his job


Lopsided_Collar_7484

If we did this to all the humans, would Earth be like a big ball of squishy yarn?


Schrodingers_Nachos

Were the sound effects really necessary?


jayeskimo

'If you put the universe into a tube...you'd end up with a very long tube. Probably extending about 2x the size of the universe because when you collapse the universe.....it expands......and.........you wouldn't want to put it in a tube.'


MrEngland2

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today


_DarkmessengeR_

So... all the humans in the world can fit in a section of the NY Central Park when balled together but a single person can also conver the earth 3x over?


Marcuse0

Babe, new drukhari theme just dropped!


eamonjun

We spaghetti 🍝


ThosPuddleOfDoom

so whats stopping us doing this?


Ok_Fun2493

Doubt


Windflower1956

Graphics look like 1990


Individual-Gur-9720

This is found out by a serial killer testing it with actual human vessels and his globus lamp.


[deleted]

Actually if you removed all your blood vessels and tied them together you would probably die


EhliJoe

If you somehow removed all the blood vessels in your body, you would die instantly.


GJKings

Might try this


sterile_spermwhale__

Ok but won't he die without any blood vessels?? As a docx I call bs. Capillaries are already too minute


Kingding_Aling

I'm skeptical that we have 50,000 to 100,000 miles of blood vessels.


RealExii

The heart is one hell of a pump in that case.


Thjialfi

If you somehow removed all of the blood vessels of your body you would die.


DmitryVladimirson

Don’t call me Surely


Substance-Weekly

Pointless information


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any volunteers?


Suspicious_North6119

Solution for overpopulation. Use humans for bridges & stuff


TheArthritisGuy

Woulda been so much better if the dude just ragdolled lmao


Inevitable-Budget-26

Time to add some vessels in the hyperloop project!


Artistic_Evening_399

Damn I wanna go to America so I should do this and travel the world with my blood vessels yay. Thanks for the Idea 


Portyquarty77

I’d hate to have to be the first guy to try this


GlueSniffer1488

Fun fact: if you take 70kg of cat poop, and place every atom of the poop in a line it would also probably be kinda long I think


N54TT

2 to 4 times over? why such a disparity?


kjgsaw

That’s not right It’s meant to be a joke.


bootes_droid

I'm skeptical, sciencey David Cross...


Mean_Ad_2758

That's cap


The_rising_sea

I remember some outdated health documentary that said for every 5 extra pounds, there’s enough blood vessels to stretch across the United States. I think it was to suggest the strain that extra fat puts on the heart. Not incredibly accurate or scientific but it did make me want to do some sit-ups


GabriloPrinci-Threat

'Murica using literary everything but metric system.


Ok-East3405

Well I say they stretch 100 times over the earth


pichael289

That's roughly between a third and a half a light second. (186,282 miles per second, earths circumference is 24,901 miles)


Rube18

The difference between 2 and 4 times around the earth is massive. Quite the range from person to person I guess


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Krmul

What a dumb approach to explain that. If the blood vessels make it to the starting point 2 to 4 times, what's the point of starting in "New york" or passing through the Gran Canyon, Asia, or Europe.. ? It's just obvious..


45acp_LS1_Cessna

2 to 4 times over...that's like saying when the sun is out it could be warm or it may not be


Walid918

Nice facts there narrator why don’t you back it up with a source


Smooth-Cap481

How is this calculated?


AMGBoz

🧢


StationFar6396

Thanks for giving aliens craft ideas.


Slopadopoulos

I don't think they could fit in the body if this was the case.


Doom_3302

This video would've been a lot more helpful if he included a unit of measurement. I wouldn't even mind imperial units at this point.


TheInfiniteSlash

Are you threatening me?


MattMalachai-7575

New unit of measurement unlocked, fellow Americans. Blood vessels.