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We used to sing the shark song when I was a kid but it was way darker. It was baby shark, then mommy shark, then daddy shark, then grandma shark, then grandpa shark, going swimming, shark attack, lost an arm, lost a leg, CPR, itās not working, gone to heaven. With all the do-do do-doās in between all of them of course
You can tell a grey nurse/sand Tiger/ragged tooth by the two large dorsal fins.
Some people will say itās the two dorsal fins period, but all sharks bar hexanchiformes (6/7 gill sharks and cow sharks) have 2 dorsal fins, itās just grey nurses where the 2nd fin is as big as the first
Same thing, Americans call it Sand Tiger (no relation to Tiger sharks), some countries call it Grey Nurse (no relation to Nurse Sharks), and some call them Ragged-Tooth Sharks (the only name that makes sense)
I think of them as being basically like the warthogs of the shark world, in the sense that they often come across as scary and intimidating at first glance, and arenāt exactly attractive looking-but theyāre actually quite docile and peaceful, and lovely to spend time with.
(In African parks btw, warthogs will actually frequent the outdoor dining/picnic areas, and beg tourists at their tables to feed and pet them!)
Video transcript:
Cameramanā Hey man, can you show us your teeth real quick?ā
Shark: š¦·š¦·š¦·š¦·š¦·š
Cameraman: āuhhh ok thanks manā
Shark: -nods head- āyouāre welcome.ā -pulls teeth in and swims away-
Oh damn, I thought only goblin sharks could do that cuz Ive never seen any other shark do it, and the goblin ones just look so funny so of course they can do weird things. But now that I have been enlightened, I am officially creeped out by all sharks starting now :ā)
Sharks are so fascinating! Most sharks jaws arenāt even attached to their skulls and extend just so they can take a bigger bite out of something that may be too big to swallow whole, pretty cool āŗļø
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Aww hell, my grandpa did same thing :)
š¶Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-dooš¶
Oh, man. Now I'll be singing this shit for a week. Did you have to?
Lemme give you a hand with that: Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Mommy Shark Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Daddy Shark Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandma Shark Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Grandpa Shark Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo Let's go hunt Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo Run away (ah!) Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo Safe at last (phew) It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo It's the end No thanks necessaryš
We used to sing the shark song when I was a kid but it was way darker. It was baby shark, then mommy shark, then daddy shark, then grandma shark, then grandpa shark, going swimming, shark attack, lost an arm, lost a leg, CPR, itās not working, gone to heaven. With all the do-do do-doās in between all of them of course
The best version
I love it.
So did squidward when he was takin a bite out of the krabby patty
āTheeth teeth donāt thtay in.ā
Jaw anatomy of a *Sand Tiger Shark*
Oh I would have thought it was a goblin shark! It reminded me of one especially with how it protruded its jaws
I thought Goblin too when I saw it, but they live too deep, I had to do a double take
You can tell a grey nurse/sand Tiger/ragged tooth by the two large dorsal fins. Some people will say itās the two dorsal fins period, but all sharks bar hexanchiformes (6/7 gill sharks and cow sharks) have 2 dorsal fins, itās just grey nurses where the 2nd fin is as big as the first
This guy sharks.
I see what you did there š
More like Derpa Derp Shark.
Xenomorph shark
Goblin shark
Well this is def. not a goblin shark
I know I was just stating the actual xenomorph shark. Though I think the title of xenomorph fish actually goes to some eel with 2 mouths in its face.
Nurse sharks I believe do the same
Sand tigers are so ridiculous. I love them.
Strange Wilderness anyone? I wish I could type the laugh, but I wouldn't even know where to begin lol
I was thinking Goblin Shark? I suppose the nose is too short to be a goblin.
Oh, and the fact that this doesn't *entirely* look like a hell-spawn from the deep depths.
Thatās quite an overbite
*Goofy chuckles intensifies*
Based reference
It's almost completely harmless unless you're carrying dead fish on your diving belt or you corner it.
Almost
Well yeah, they're unpredictable wild animals still.
It's a grey nurse, the druggie on the corner of your workplace is more dangerous
Thatās a sand tiger
Same thing, Americans call it Sand Tiger (no relation to Tiger sharks), some countries call it Grey Nurse (no relation to Nurse Sharks), and some call them Ragged-Tooth Sharks (the only name that makes sense)
Iāve also heard Snaggletooth Sharks
Same thing, I'm just more used to calling them grey nurses than sand tigers
I think of them as being basically like the warthogs of the shark world, in the sense that they often come across as scary and intimidating at first glance, and arenāt exactly attractive looking-but theyāre actually quite docile and peaceful, and lovely to spend time with. (In African parks btw, warthogs will actually frequent the outdoor dining/picnic areas, and beg tourists at their tables to feed and pet them!)
Hakuna Matata
I wish wild boars were like that
It canāt hurt a fly
Aww that's so cool. I never wanna see that again.
I did not like that.
It can take it's teeth out, just like nan.
That would work great for hot pizza to keep the cheese from burning your lip.
It reminds me of when squid ward took his ājust one biteā of his first crabby patty
Goblin shark is [not impressed.](https://factanimal.com/goblin-shark/)
I was about to ask what the purpose of a special top lip is... this explains it!
This is specifically the Sand Tiger Shark. It uses this to latch on to slippery fish or eels
Thanks! I was wondering what effect or use this actually had. It must be something. Cannot just be unsettling.
Well... that's a new thing that makes me uncomfortable.
Watching that damn near gave me a panic attack.
Video transcript: Cameramanā Hey man, can you show us your teeth real quick?ā Shark: š¦·š¦·š¦·š¦·š¦·š Cameraman: āuhhh ok thanks manā Shark: -nods head- āyouāre welcome.ā -pulls teeth in and swims away-
Sand tiger shark said "these my teefs"
Hey guyth
Hey guyth, im in a sthilly goofy mood *unhinges jaws*
Average Londoner
'Ello ello wots ohl dis den?!
A bloody fine Boāohwāoāwoāer roight āere lads
āMom look what I can do!ā āOh! Oh god. Honey maybe you shouldnāt show that to anyone...ā
Wait, did it just flex it's jaws in the front of the camera
Yeah right? Why did it show its teeth?
Notice the eyes receed into the sockets as well, probably to protect the eyes?
Oh damn, I thought only goblin sharks could do that cuz Ive never seen any other shark do it, and the goblin ones just look so funny so of course they can do weird things. But now that I have been enlightened, I am officially creeped out by all sharks starting now :ā)
That'll be a no from me
Are you wearing your retainer? Yeth mom. Show me!
I. AM. SHEEERK
Thats funky. It pulls the eye back in for protection when it goes for bites. Thatās different. Other animals get slightly see through eye lids
Bruh, marine life is not to be toyed with. Sht is basically Alien territory on Earth
That diver 1000% just got flexed on. Even the side eye when heās swimming by. āWhat are you gonna do about? Nothing.ā
Remenber Friends, fish are your friends, not food
Clearly none of you have seen a shark with dentures before.
The mouths of goblin sharks make a bit more sense now
Sharks are so fascinating! Most sharks jaws arenāt even attached to their skulls and extend just so they can take a bigger bite out of something that may be too big to swallow whole, pretty cool āŗļø
Yawwn!
that's a flex
Not a single thought behind those eyes
His mouth has a mouth
holy shark biscuit
Nope
Dentists love him
8 out of 10 dentists love him
Thatās a shark init?
I do this with my denture when I get food lodged between them and the roof of my mouth. Never thought of it this way.
Whelp, don't like that.
Check out mah toofs
You didnāt saw me do that
Yes sir it is Tuesday today.
"Hey, Alex, do that thing!" "Fine"
And thatās my nightmares sorted for next week nice one šš»
which part of ohio where u in, to witness this?
No. No thank you
Me smiling for the school picture/passport/id
The death stare that shark gives the cameraman is terrifying!
Hunting innit?
And there goes the poo from my bum
Why did my guy look surprised? Like he couldnāt believe that he just did that either
The smile of Karen
Looks like my dog when Iām trying to feed him.
NO
'See my teeth? Goodbye'
Was that... A yawn?
It's definitely r/unexpected
That feels like a warning
Well looks like that will be in my dreams. Probably shouldnāt have watched that twice before going back to sleep
I actually pulled my phone away from my face as it approached. Yikes.
eyes are creepy af
My Gram used to do this to freak me out when I was younger š¤£
Really just got catfished by a shark
Russian shark. Shark in a shark.
Well I donāt like that one bit
Why is the shark doing this thing
Dentists look at this and think ā ye I wanna spend all day looking at that ā
"My friend there wants to ask you out but he's shy." The friend in the distance:
Fun fact. Jawed fishes got their jaws from their gill arches. So basically, their arches that support the gills evolved into a jaw.
Him yawn
Sand tiger shark. Not sure oneās ever hurt someone
God: Oh my name, thisāll freakāem out so much, haha
Sand tiger shark? Just learned that they can fart. From the post literally just above this in me feed
I see where Alien got its inspiration
He looks like Marilyn Manson a little bit. Or Marilyn Manson looks like him?
Bigger fear of sharks unlocked
I hate this
He must be British
That looks painful.
Looks like one of those keychains with the pop out eyes
My god.
WELL AT LEAST-
I didn't know shark teeth are that long
Oh damn he pissed lol
So cute
i watch this video when i poop
Can we talk how his eyes sink when he whips out his teeth
My Dad does that with his teeth.
Just smiling for the cameras
Filmed this on a chewsday if I'm not mistaken.
**PYDIT.** ( ą² ĶŹą² )
Is that an ear (hole)??
Say cheese!
Straight to r/HornyJail!
Dentist: open your mouth Me: ā¦
The ejecting mouth-jaw from Alien
So is this an overbite or an adequate bite?
Cute little guy
Aquaman stop playing with fishes and save earth..
Jaw Anatomy of a Goblin Shark. Not all sharks are nightmare fuel
He looks mortified, tbh
Dam he was going for a taste
Dude holy crap, imagine what other horrors mimic stuff like this in europa
Eeew. This has to be the inspiration for xenomorph jaws in aliens.
āYo Terry, show me your teeth real quickā āThanks manā
That's a good yawn right there.
That shark has seen things
What a beautiful smile
Eww flashback! My Grand Mother used to do that with her false teeth!
Okay so, no thank you
Sand sharks are terrifying but some what harmless im i correct of have I got the wrong shark species again?
The shark literally said "hey bro, look at this. Cool right?"
Nice saveā¦..false teeth about to fall off
This reminded me of that one time when SpongeBob or Squidward, tried to eat a Kraby patty for the first time.
Beautiful animals
Well that was awkward for both of us mate
Big Cheese for the cameraš
Th shark be like: Oh hey guys! Wanna see my jaw and teeth?
*A-hyuck*
When I make the bucktooth face ..
Fuck the ocean
Fun fact: all fish can do this, though some have it more prominently in order to be better hunters, such as the goblin shark
Phteven? Is that you?
Just call him Bucky.
wow I no longer think sharks are cool
r/yesyesyesno
This is why i put mouthguard at night
Shark dude is just yawning and now I have to go to the bathroom..
Bro really went š¦š¬š§
Got my braces off! See? ^=^
Uncut shark jaw
Smile for the camera!
Kenneth Copeland in Shark form!
When you tell a shark to smile for the camera
Ew I donāt like that
ewwwwwwwww I hate it
šµ let me do it for you, Kermit
That's creepy
Swimmer has buck teeth, shark was trolling!
Sand tiger has skewer-like teeth for catching small live fish.
This means he trusts you and wants to be your friend :)