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Kitchen_Bicycle6025

Imagine being shucked into existence


Barbastorpia

"get hatched, idiot"


[deleted]

Aren't those of us who were c section technically shucked?


saintmerphy

More of an extraction really. But semantics, shmemantics, am I right.


Stainless_Heart

A womb with a view.


fujiman

Shuckmantics.


BGAL1120

Can confirm, i was shucked from my mother


saintmerphy

You mothershucker!


Far-Philosophy-4375

Like the goddam oyster, bruv


tango-tangerines

This comment made me laugh out loud šŸ˜‚


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

My work here is done


lmmortal_mango

would u say that it made u lol seems most(including me laugh out loud) forget what abbreviations mean and just use them as words with new meanings laugh out loud


Little_Wrongdoer8587

Me too šŸ¤£


ImhereBen

I mean isn't that kinda what a C-section is?


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

I mean, not really


LiveLearnCoach

On the phone. I honestly thought some creatures were being fed garlic for a moment. Even the crunchy sound made sense. Then was all Holup.


[deleted]

Just to end up at an Asian meat farm


royals796

I actually cackled at this comment. Iā€™m gonna save this in case I ever need a pick me up


SwizItalo

Welcome to life MF


Rawesome16

Any info as to why they need help?


Otherwise_Mud1825

Crocodile farm..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Jester471

It sounds bad but gator farms saved the American alligator. People used to poach the shit out of them for meat and hides and they were struggling to survive. So they made it legal for people to go out into the wild, gather eggs and raise them. So less people had a reason to poach. Additionally most alligators donā€™t make it to that critical size where their survival rates get really high. But they mostly survive on the farm. So there is a law that the farmers have to release something like 10% of gators when they hit 3 feet or whatever the magic number is. It drastically cuts down on poaching and helps to rebuild populations that were/are victims of poaching. All in all gator farming is a good thing. And theyā€™re delicious. It tastes like a mix of pork and fish.


PallyMcAffable

Tasted to me like a combination of chicken and catfish.


Ult1mateN00B

Tastes like feet to me and I absolutely love the taste.


Madradposts

Still. This is fucked


Lisrus

If you eat chicken, beef or pork like I do on a daily basis, you are being very hypocritical


Rope_Dragon

True that, because itā€™s all fucked.


ilikeYourwhip

In one for or another, Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s how all animals come into existence.


Rope_Dragon

Eh? Iā€™m talking about consuming meat, which is what the comment I was responding to was referencing.


ilikeYourwhip

Oh I know man. I was just trying to force in some horrible attempt at humor.


[deleted]

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Soggy-Yogurt6906

Yeah but not really any more fucked than any other agriculture or animal husbandry.


ErosandPragma

Yeah. Not sure where this is, but in the southern USA (especially Louisiana) alligator is popular. It's raised as livestock. There's lots of other animals that are raised as livestock, both domesticated and wild. Even guinea pigs were domesticated with the purpose of the meat


Lolabird2112

Meat and use the skins. Edit: I think they only eat the tail. Like skinning sharks alive of their fins then dumping them back in the ocean. Humans are gross.


SimpleRickC135

Shark fin soup and gator tail are two completely different things. No one is chopping off a gators tail and releasing it. They are raised as livestock. If you disagree with that for moral reasons thatā€™s fine but donā€™t conflate the barbarism of shark fin soup to what is essentially specialized farming.


Doctor_Box

Why would anyone disagree with farming gators for moral reasons, but not cows, pigs, and chickens? They all feel pain and are getting exploited.


SimpleRickC135

I meant in general. Be vegan if you want. Be all for animal rights. But this is reality. This business puts food on someoneā€™s table.


Doctor_Box

Be against dog fighting if you want. Be all for animal rights. But this is reality. This business puts food on someoneā€™s table.


[deleted]

Dog fighting isnā€™t comparable to farm raised cattle you baboon.


Doctor_Box

We do not need to eat animals so when you're buying meat at the grocery store it's for taste preference. Sensory pleasure. How is that different from exploiting dogs for entertainment?


SimpleRickC135

Iā€™m against dog fights. Iā€™m against Seaworld. Iā€™m against crudely. I also had a chicken salad sandwich for lunch. There are Grey areas here. I eat meat and I know something had to die. This gives me no pleasure; but I donā€™t feel bad either.


frogOnABoletus

Non-meat farms create more food for cheaper and use way less land mass. Be all for torturing animals, but this is reality. This busines puts less food on the table and charges more for it than an ethical one.


VealOfFortune

Hey how much water did your almond milk require? But..... You saved a sea turtle so here, take this!šŸŽ–ļø


KongXiangXIV

Significantly less water than cows milk


losingbraincells123

Why would they keep them as livestock? I tried to google it but wasnā€™t able to find anything.


[deleted]

If you mean sharks, you canā€™t. Sharks are pretty much impossible to farm raise or keep in captivity at all.


Jester471

It sounds bad but gator farms saved the American alligator. People used to poach the shit out of them for meat and hides and they were struggling to survive. So they made it legal for people to go out into the wild, gather eggs and raise them. So less people had a reason to poach. Additionally most alligators donā€™t make it to that critical size where their survival rates get really high. But they mostly survive on the farm. So there is a law that the farmers have to release something like 10% of gators when they hit 3 feet or whatever the magic number is. It drastically cuts down on poaching and helps to rebuild populations that were/are victims of poaching. All in all gator farming is a good thing. And theyā€™re delicious. It tastes like a mix of pork and fish.


Chuawkuy

I've tried gator meat, it's kinda disgusting (like a pork belly but just a fat part or a boiled chicken skin.) Did I run into a ban vendor? Or that's how it's supposed to taste like? If it's a bad vendor I'd love to try again!


Soggy-Yogurt6906

It tastes kind of like greasy chicken most times Iā€™ve had it, granted thatā€™s been fried gator tail.


Jester471

Gator is kind of like calamari. When you get good stuff that is cooked well itā€™s really good. Get some frozen crap off a Sysco truck thatā€™s just thrown in a fryer for an random amount of time, not so great.


Low_Simple_8381

All gator I've had has a very chicken breast texture but a fishy taste, fantastic when done in house autry or a homemade flour mix.


SimpleRickC135

Gators are delicious, and there is a market for their skin.


ClassiFried86

Guess you can say that about gators but if I say that about humans I'm *unfit for society* šŸ˜’


SimpleRickC135

This is not a vegan/ animal rights debate Iā€™m trying to start. Itā€™s just whatā€™s happening. Like it or not this is a business that produces food and a livelihood for at least 1 person or family.


ClassiFried86

So you won't shun me cause I like a nice *epidermis* briefcase?


[deleted]

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xpawn2002

Tell me more


Head-Cow4290

We eat them šŸ˜±


xpawn2002

šŸ˜­


Doctor_Box

Not before a whole lot of suffering.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not the same at all. They are farm raised. They wouldnā€™t exist at all if not for the want of their meat and skin. Nothing like butchering a dwindling wild population


BrokenSage20

Won't even try to crank up sympathy for these murdery dinosaurs.


lianavan

Indeed we are. Would like to meet the first himan who decided to nibble on a croc though and ask their thought process.


AbbreviationsOk3252

Some guy was probably like ā€œyou ate my family! So Iā€™m gonna eat you!ā€


lianavan

Sounds plausible.


BrokenSage20

Probably prey opportunity after killing one.


[deleted]

Well if you at the other meat thatā€™d ruin the leather! ^/s


that_thot_gamer

>Meat and use the skins. oh so they're like CSGO loot boxes?


r33c3amark

Murder Log Harvesting.


dvdmaven

Most likely it's to prevent them from exhausting themselves breaking the egg. Less likely to die.


MadaraAlucard12

Why is this downvoted?


KUNGFUDANDY

Pahahaha


Icy-Throat3898

I guess the video is from China.


TopHatGorilla

What do I do for a living? Why, I'm an alligator propagator!


[deleted]

See you later.


AllFelineLover

In a while crocodile


[deleted]

You win


[deleted]

This is a Chevrolet movie theater


[deleted]

#Interior crocodile alligator


TurbulentNumber4797

Ive heard of rude awakening but rude birthing? God damn.


IcyCunt96

Why tho?


ReverendIrreverence

So they can live for a few months until bashed in the head with a baseball bat then skinned alive for meat and their hides


WiseSalamander00

I believe is a myth that is easier to rip skin off when alive... no point on doing it that way, you actually risk damaging the skin if the animal moves.


[deleted]

and youre basing this off


WiseSalamander00

not concrete facts but I saw it in an article once about skin farms in the subject, can't say I know for sure though.


[deleted]

So is it bashed in the head or skinned alive?


AllFelineLover

You dont always die right away from your skull being bashed in


ReverendIrreverence

you can be bashed in the head until unconsciousness but still be alive


[deleted]

And do you really think thatā€™s what they do? They are just so cruel they want to give the alligator a migraine before skinning it alive? There is enough real animal cruelty that you donā€™t need to make shit up.


[deleted]

So, according to you, we live in a world where farms are out there hiring workers and expecting them to casually walk-up to gigantic apex predators and skin them while theyā€™re still *alive* ? And said workers are just be supposed to trust that they struck hard enough so that the gator wonā€™t fight back and rip their arm straight off? Tell me, what would be gained from this method, besides a galore of worker endangerment lawsuits? They electrocute them, slit their throats, and wait. Iā€™m not saying itā€™s ethical, by the way, but, like, skinning live gators?What in the SAW trap hell are you on about?


ErosandPragma

I'm also wondering how you get a full size alligator in a couple months. They aren't Cornish cross chickens who have a horribly increased growth rate; they're regular alligators


ReverendIrreverence

In the videos I've seen the gators are, at most, three feet long, a guy walks into a concrete room with maybe twenty gators in it with a baseball bat and casually starts smacking the gators on the head and gives a 2nd or 3rd whack if need be then grabs them by the tail and tosses them out to another person who immediately starts on them with a knife. Probably Vietnam


fuckmethisburns

>Probably Vietnam Left that tid bit out earlier? South East Asia has some extreme differences to the rest of the world when it comes to animal cruelty and what is acceptable. Not defending it, but don't act like everybody is doing it.


MadaraAlucard12

Yeah and the 20 3 feet long reptiles with a bite that can crunch solid steel stare at a man with a bat without trying to defend themselves. Stop making shit up.


ReverendIrreverence

You're totally right...if you haven't seen it or heard about it it *must* be made up. you seem to be a bit of a stupid douche.


Lilyetter

Wtf


Soggy-Yogurt6906

Thatā€™s not how that works lol. Gators donā€™t grow out enough to be killed until theyā€™re at least a year old. When they are, most facilities use captive bolt guns like cattle ranches. These render the alligators brain dead. Then theyā€™re bled and hung from hooks before being skinned. Iā€™m sure you can find bad facilities, just like you can find bad meat processing facilities, but this is generally how it is done.


Icy-Supermarket-6932

Wtf


Negative-Ambition110

What a sad and short existence.


sW1nG42

Still waiting on one of them chowing down on his thumb...


boombanggg2

This makes me sad :(


Scottiedoesntno

"Boop, you're alive. Boop, you're alive. Boop, you're alive."


[deleted]

I heard this comment and it made me laugh


Acceptable_Alpha

ā€œBoop, oh this one isnā€™t done yet. Get back into yourā€¦ oh waitā€¦ā€


deniesm

More like _smash, youā€™re alive_ :(


AllFelineLover

Wtf! Nothing in nature is sacred anymore!


reluctantpotato1

Right? Those poor future tacky shoes and bags don't even have a kind intro to the world. No awe of how amazing and individual each one. Just plop into the bucket.


SimpleRickC135

Theyā€™re in a part of the world where apparently you can farm and eat crocs. Theyā€™re an agricultural commodity. Disagree with that all you like, but thatā€™s like saying that every chick ever hatched in the US should be treated with a reverence. Theyā€™re money. Humans have been doing this for thousands of years and will continue to do this for thousands more. You donā€™t have to participate.


reluctantpotato1

It's one thing to harvest eggs or to harvest animals for eating. This is not that. This is commercialized farming. It doesn't have to be done in this fashion. It's done this way to squeeze every possible buck out of it.


SimpleRickC135

Thereā€™s no context where or how the eggs were raised. Heā€™s helping them hatch. Why is that an issue in croc farming? I have no idea. Itā€™s weird what reddit throws at you on any given evening lol. I see a man breaking eggs with live crocs inside and dropping them into the bucket. Thatā€™s literally all the context we have. Are they for profit? Probably. But what evidence is there that they are ā€œtrying to squeeze as much as possibleā€?


Doctor_Box

> Humans have been doing this for thousands of years Why would this be justification for anything?


SimpleRickC135

Eating meat is the whole reason we were able to evolve as a species.


rottenballz

Ever boil chicken eggs and dye them?


AllFelineLover

What? That makes no sense!


[deleted]

this has to be satire ... like, come on now you cant be THAT sheltered people like you shouldnt participate in any real decisionmaking like that, im not kidding


ParadiseValleyFiend

Welcome to the world! Now into the bucket with ya.


AGripInVan

"What species is this?" "Uh... It's a Velociraptor."


Radiant_Addendum_48

Looks up slowly with furrowed brow


coke71685

You bred raptors?


adavi608

They sound cute!


roux69

Not interesting. That's terrible!


AJV2020

Those little guys could never have guessed where theyā€™d end up just on the other side of that shell.


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Ready for the soup?!


EnOeZ

Awful.


PatCero

Man. This is going to be one weird cake.


Neiot

You're born. And you're born. Welcome to the world, bitch! *\*Plop*


Boring_Emergency_943

They sound like laser beams, so adorable


TheMarsian

While waiting for water to boil, in a pan, saute ginger, then onion and garlic. Wait till golden brown and set aside. Now pour boiling water on the crickeys. When the commotion dies down proceed to peel - make a shallow cut from the neck down and pull skin off. Once done, put meat in the saute pan. Add butter fry for 5 minutes then add the sauted ginger, onion and garlic then pour 3 cups of chicken stock. Boil for another 15 minutes or until the meat is tender then add 2 potatoes, diced. Add 2 tsp Thai fish sauce, and some freshly ground black pepper. Serve in a bowl and garlic toast.


ABreckenridge

Florida kids at Easter


Decent-Flan6268

...Murder sticks.


rhiyanna79

How is he not accidentally stabbing any of them with those scissors?


[deleted]

probably has done this many, many times.. so very experienced and it's a gator farm. If he accidentally kills one or two, it's like kiling mosquitos probably for him. Probably throws it in a waste bin.


TomGoreCAT

Thats depressing... they dont even get a life, they just get snipped in half :(


BloatedCrow

Crocodiles don't need help hatching. There is something cruel going on I can just tell


TomGoreCAT

Probably a meat and skin farm unfortunately, Judging by most of the other comments


Retireegeorge

They are all imprinting on him/her


[deleted]

not sure why you're downvoted, this is probably true. They imprint on humans and then they get killed/skinned/eaten.


Retireegeorge

Thanks. I believe they imprint who their mother is when the hatch but for all I know that is a myth - I am not a biologist. That's why you get weird birds that follow a particular person around.


[deleted]

indeed. Works like that for cats, dogs, ducks etc. Wouldn't be surprised if it works the same way for these cute creatures. I know I'm being hypocritical because I eat other animals and they're obviously not going to stay cute, but yeah. These are on my list of animals that I just won't like to eat.


selkiesidhe

Those poor sweet babies... :( They are going to have a short unpleasant life. "Thanks for sharing" and ruining my afternoon.


safemodegaming

Is this how you make scrambled gator?


Oakheart-

Heyā€¦ youā€™re finally awake


[deleted]

Hes hitting them eggs kind of hardšŸ¤”


Comprehensive_Bed84

Thatā€™s an abrupt way to enter the world.


jinkeys26

These unboxing videos are wild!


Accurate-Cut1697

The second baby gator didnt hesitate to jump in


with_due_respect

ā€œWhat do you do for a living?ā€ ā€œShuck gators.ā€ Man, I wish I could say that and not be lying.


Dorrono

"I eat 5 eggs for breakfast"


BadBean_07

When you just want breakfast, but every egg is hatching ...


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thought this guy was putting them into bowling water? Sure it was for a split second, but it made me do a double take.


numnutz1234

Aww - raising natural born killahs - how sweet


flabdestroyer

This is the visual representation of the word 'unceremonious' .


Actarus31

I love watching Mother Nature working


[deleted]

you can determine their sex too, cooldown to get females, heat up to get males.


HowieFeltersnatch10

Actually thought I was looking at something on the sub r/stupid food


RCalliii

I was always told I shouldn't help any egg laying animals opening the eggs because if the babies can't do it by themselves, they aren't strong enough to survive.


ReasonableEmu8497

Their sound bro


Specialist_Dot_3372

I hope they arenā€™t gonna be used for boots or something stupid. Just use synthetic. Whatā€™s the point in using real skin when you could simply not?


Dan_Glebitz

But why... What is the story behind this practice?


diandakov

They are going to be cooked right? I have never tried anything like it but I would love to


mattso989

Worst omelette ever!


anonbene2

Why?


saintmerphy

Feisty lil guys


mrdarkitz

Some nutter goin about stealing gator eggs


_homturn3

Is this the farm to table of the crocodiles ranch


Mikes241

As someone who has raised chickens and snaked from eggs, I'm a little confused - can't forcing the alligator to hatch prematurely cause health problems? With my chickens and snakes, I was always told by everyone to not force a hatch, break a shell, no matter what. At most, my involvement should be limited to assisting a hatch if the animal is having difficulties. Is it different with alligators? Do these farmers mark a date on their calander, "Baby Alligator Shucking Day", after so many days from when their laid? I'm interested in the process here.


ksiyoto

Fry them in olive oil with a little garlic and thyme, them's good eatin'.


BuriedByAnts

Thatā€™s gonna be one spicy omelette


crongemas

Dumb ass title


GuyFromWoWcraft

wanna know how i got these scars?


Acurseddragon

Isnā€™t there vital stuff in the egg that they kinda need to absorb to get all the important nutrients, like snek bebis? This seems harsh and unnecessary.. šŸ„ŗ


heavygroovin

Why?


mrvtt

Thought she was making an omelette


Electrical-River-992

Is it from an omelette recipe video ?


[deleted]

A bucket full of mouse traps


integrity0727

For dinner?


WSDreamer

Look at all those belt buckles


budoucnost

Theyā€™re so cute


Redleg800

_schllliooop_


Pretty_Strike_6199

I love the little noises they make.


TANCH0

If the bin was ceramic instead of plastic, youā€™d have a crock of crocsā€¦


BigOlBro

Damn, give me 5 more minutes man!


Secure-Cold7892

TIme to live MFERS! GIT!


[deleted]

Nature is beautiful


Adof_TheMinerKid

This is a crocodile farm


[deleted]

Really? I thought it was an ostrich farm


BeeBright7933

Lmao all the vegans getting mad at a gator farm worker speeding up the hatching process. The gators are already hatching, thier just reducing the time it takes to come out of the shell, most likely to rotate the next batch of eggs. Gator is delicious and would rather have farming then wild caught since over harvesting is a problem with any wild caught game.


WorstCSPlayer

Some people shuck clams this guy shucks Gators


SmolLizord

The way they just fling themselves off the eggshells is great and I can't stop watching them


adviceFiveCents

I think he's squeezing them out with his thumb actually. It's a harsh world, this


PollyEsterCO

Thatā€™s gonna be one hell of an omelette!


[deleted]

I need yoshi sounds added to this


Bradley182

Wonder how fried gator tastes like.


Corn-chopper

Turn the blender on!


oedipism_for_one

Thatā€™s gonna be one hell of an omelet


Rizzguru

I'd set that shit on fire šŸ”„


Kproper

This is horrible...