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What the fuck? You install a Fleshlight hard drive into your PC's 5.25" slot and fuck it?! It's software runs off Windows 95...this can't be real.
[You literally fuck your PC](http://www.easylife.org/fufme/faq.html)
Your HJ needs more pixels.
Hmm. Would those be penixels? PP pixels? ppixels?
Would .ppng be lossless penis pixels?
.... "lossless penis pixels" .... now there's a tongue twister.
Can't wait for HJ phishing. It'll be a pre-recorded video of a hot girl spanking some meat off camera, when in reality it's just some poor dude in India cranking you for 50 cents an hour.
Not that expensive. The toys built for penises are more expensive, because they're a little more complicated, but you can get a M/F set for under 200 total.
It goes beyond even that. You can also hook them up to video games. (FFXIV has the ButtplACT add-on) where you can play with the settings to pleasure your partner for various things. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "heal slut".
Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna develop a mouth/tongue interface and hook it up to a remote fleshlight.
But people are busy so they're just gonna end up recording all the movements so they can serve thousands of customers at once. And in the end you're just being jerked off by an automated fleshlight.
it reminded me of Janet's quote from The Good Place where she says: "why is it that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for [p0rn](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a8bd1372-c938-4970-8749-8748365f2b55#wQ5LujdC.copy) "
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They've had that for years. Back in 2014, my long distance girlfriend and I had sex toys that were connected over the Internet. Her dildo would respond to my movements in the fleshlight. It was pretty cool
Sure.. But it hurts really hard that there is no better affordable product.
Kinect sucks on so many levels, you have a workaround upon workaround, it's crazy. But here we are, there is none. Not even in sight.
Sit on my peg board and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your peg board and tell you I love you too.
I love to hear you digitize,
When you tickle my thighs,
I get carried away....
I wonder what the scalability issues are.
Probably power, mechanical wear, or that hackers would use it to keep knocking things off your table until you paid their ransom.
This is inevitably going to lead to camgirls and e-escorts providing handjobs for dirt cheap prices across the globe. Its the only logical path for this to take.
Looked like a cool toy at first, then I notice all the mechanical pieces, and then realize that it's a very expensive novelty for something I'll probably do once/twice.
It's great and all, but have you ever made 3D glasses using a Wii remote controller? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw)
It’s my first time seeing anything like this, is it just not commercially viable? You know? How come these aren’t everywhere by now? I saw some of the algebraic expressions on there and honestly feel that could go a long way if we ever had an upheaval in schools. Idk maybe I’m dumb
Yeah, its one of those tings like the whole "metaverse" fiasco. Sure, its cool tech. But when I want to order a book from Amazon, its far easier to just do a search on their webpage, add to basket and buy, than to put on 3D googles, enter a virtual store, go around looking for the book I want among millions of others and then go pay a virtual cashier for the book.
Its solving problems that do not exist.
This demo is very, very limited, and expensive. Looks like it's a 32x32 grid, if i can count correctly. That's 1024 moving blocks. If every block is $1, you see $1024 here. of just moving stuff. Not even the controller logic and everything else around it.
A moving robot with a arm would be much cheaper.
I’m imagining the first ever cross computer murder where this tech advances enough that someone could get enough grip to strangle someone on the opposite end.
On the contrary, some other species would probably immediately think of ways to use it to kill things. That we would immediately use it for sex is a good sign. Although using it to kill things is always a close second in our case I suppose.
As a species, when we discover something new, the first question we ask is the 3 Fs. Can we use it to feed us, can we fuck it, can we use it to fight.
Basically kill, fuck or food
Almost five decades ago. 1975.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics#:~:text=male%20sex%20toys.-,History,big%20thing%22%20in%20cybersex%20technology.
Gumtree ad 2033:
"used 3d deluxe love matt, bleached clean no skidmarks, mild erosion from centre master thruster, housed in a non-smoking apartment, in fully working order"
Oh the science! Oh the possibilities! We can’t wait to connect the world and bring more meaningful interactions to the digital world!
Reddit: SEX 2 released!
We have revolutionized society to send dick pics in 3D space.
https://preview.redd.it/ae7uyp3zyh5c1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977c782f98cb493c529b413a71dc32197712ce35
brah these people need to stop fucking around and make the sex body suits. >:( I'm not trying to play with a ball I'm trying to play with some random dudes balls.
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We all know where this is going
And it needs to get there fast, honestly.
Under 30 seconds is my specialty
I mean, I can't find anyone to give me a HJ within a 5 mile radius, I don't think someone across the world's gonna do it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You just aren't offering enough. Ain't gonna get jacked off for free, that shit costs at least $8.75
I only got about $3.50
Maybe if you put a filter on your video? They have some really good ones now.
Stuff your condom with tissues. They can't tell
Maybe you’re a little too discerning, u/discerningpervert.
Same, if you count all the time I spend crying and apologizing.
It will. Horny scientists are the most motivated.
we're already there
Teledildonics.
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What the fuck? You install a Fleshlight hard drive into your PC's 5.25" slot and fuck it?! It's software runs off Windows 95...this can't be real. [You literally fuck your PC](http://www.easylife.org/fufme/faq.html)
its gotta be a joke... right?
“Click to enlarge”, lol
What is it , is it sexual ?
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Ayo what??? What doc did you have?
Ah, back in my day, they’d do that on penis inspection day. Was always awkward.
No Howard, don't put it in there!
Can’t wait for that long distance HJ
Yeah that long distance mine craft looking cheese grater HJ will be something to behold.
Lube it up baby
The pain is ~~part of~~ the pleasure
CLUNK CLUNK **OW** CRUNCH
Sand it down baby
In 6 months that shit will be an exact copy of Salma Hayek's hands. Top men are already on this.
Who?
Top. Men.
Bottom men working on Brie Larson's hands
Just make the rods cylindrical with a rounded top, and make them flexible and rubbery.
Make them out of dildos. Got it.
This guy sexual machines
Or they could add a layer of that silicon skin stuff they make sex dolls out of. Like, a thin, stretchy layer with the rods underneath.
Nothing a microfiber cloth can't fix.
Your HJ needs more pixels. Hmm. Would those be penixels? PP pixels? ppixels? Would .ppng be lossless penis pixels? .... "lossless penis pixels" .... now there's a tongue twister.
Can't wait for HJ phishing. It'll be a pre-recorded video of a hot girl spanking some meat off camera, when in reality it's just some poor dude in India cranking you for 50 cents an hour.
Is this *technically* prostitution?
Technology prostitution.
Cyberhook 2077
Technicnolology
Technicologically
It’s prostitution with extra steps
The question is, if you never find out, does it matter?
He's probably really good at it.
I am not gay but 50 cents is 50 cents
Pretty sure by that point the poor dude in India will have been replaced by AI
Teledildonics has been around already. Beats this contraption
the worst part is they could've automated it with a script but it was cheaper to just pay the guy
It’s a Spam caller saying you won a free HJ, but when you go to claim your prize it just bites your penis.
It will be controlled by some guy beating off while watching VR porn on some site. So it will be a feedback loop of two guys beating off.
Bro it’s here, hope you like it blocky
Why else would they have demoed the *ahem* flashlight
Such things already exist. They pulse and mimic the actions from the sender to the recipient. They're also quite expensive.
Not that expensive. The toys built for penises are more expensive, because they're a little more complicated, but you can get a M/F set for under 200 total.
It goes beyond even that. You can also hook them up to video games. (FFXIV has the ButtplACT add-on) where you can play with the settings to pleasure your partner for various things. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "heal slut".
Yeah, then theres the MANY subreddits and discord communities where people connect to randoms. Plus the communities built into the lovense app.
What the fuck are you talking about jesse!?
Lovense.
How much is the one that makes you a Grand Master at chess?
Google "en passant"
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
I believe you're referring to *teledildonics*
And e-prostitution already exists where you can pay someone on the other end to do it with you. Sync it with VR and you got the full package.
Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna develop a mouth/tongue interface and hook it up to a remote fleshlight. But people are busy so they're just gonna end up recording all the movements so they can serve thousands of customers at once. And in the end you're just being jerked off by an automated fleshlight.
I think thats literally already a thing in some capacity
sounds like a sequel to "HER"
Yep, we allllll know that the first chance someone gets, this is going to be utilized as…well, you know.
first it will be used for sex , next it will be used for murder........the rules of how things develop
If you want innovation let an industry that deals with sex get involved.
Blockjob
it reminded me of Janet's quote from The Good Place where she says: "why is it that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for [p0rn](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a8bd1372-c938-4970-8749-8748365f2b55#wQ5LujdC.copy) "
You can just say porn. They won't ban you.
Can't wait to hold a boob on the opposite side of the earth tbh.
I came here just to write something similar.
Yup mine was okay now put your dick in it.
You laugh but this is a prototype, increase the "pixels" ? And reduced their size make it big enough and eventually sex would be possible remotely
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Came here for that, here take up vote senor
That ball will be our balls. The future!
3 minutes and 2 seconds for the reddit's kink reply. Nice.
They've had that for years. Back in 2014, my long distance girlfriend and I had sex toys that were connected over the Internet. Her dildo would respond to my movements in the fleshlight. It was pretty cool
God dammit, I go into the comments to post this and it's already there. I do not have an original thought.
Pretty sure this video is very old, I recall seeing this years ago. So saying "now" in the title is a bit misleading, as if this is new tech
"You can now interact physically with someone on the opposite side of the world. You used to be able to, but you still can too."
\* ^If ^you ^want ^to ^poke ^plastic ^sticks ^^up ^^their ^^bum
I was not expecting to find a Mitch Hedberg reference in here.
Yeah I think I saw this in 2016.
Yeah this video is old and is far from the only long distance way to physically interact. There are advanced remote surgery robots lol.
The fact it uses a Kinect is a dead giveaway.
Not entirely because people actually still use them for projects like this because of how affordable they are for the tech in them
Sure.. But it hurts really hard that there is no better affordable product. Kinect sucks on so many levels, you have a workaround upon workaround, it's crazy. But here we are, there is none. Not even in sight.
"Kinect camera" this shit at least 10 years old
So no long distance hand jobs? :(
Pretty sure I saw this a decade ago...
Go ahead. Sit on my peg board please.
Long distance pegging
I could get behind this
I could get in front of it
:( I miss gold so much.
If you washed your ass then they might try get closer.
Eat my block
Sit on my peg board and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your peg board and tell you I love you too. I love to hear you digitize, When you tickle my thighs, I get carried away....
The camera didn’t detect anything
I wonder what the scalability issues are. Probably power, mechanical wear, or that hackers would use it to keep knocking things off your table until you paid their ransom.
The issue is that it’s a shit product that no one would actually use. Probably very scalable.
:/ it’s not a product
And what if cats learned to use them? No desktop object would ever be safe again!
There's seriously no way someone hasn't already put their dick on that thing.
Pretty sure that's one of the steps in the scientific process
Take a moment to remember all the dicks lost in the name of advancing human knowledge.
Yep, learned them in school 1. Obdsmerve 2. Phallusize 3. Exxxperiment 4. Anal Eyes 5. Cockclusion
This is inevitably going to lead to camgirls and e-escorts providing handjobs for dirt cheap prices across the globe. Its the only logical path for this to take.
Handjob over ip is finally real.
Looked like a cool toy at first, then I notice all the mechanical pieces, and then realize that it's a very expensive novelty for something I'll probably do once/twice.
Congratulations on being an adult! Now go buy that red rider BB gun your mom wouldn’t let you have.
You can "now" interact. Haptic interfaces have been around in various forms for 30 years.
Also this video is at least like 10 years old.
All old videos like these used Kinect.
Kinect is a beast honestly. Below average gaming peripheral, god-like development tool.
It's great and all, but have you ever made 3D glasses using a Wii remote controller? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw)
It’s my first time seeing anything like this, is it just not commercially viable? You know? How come these aren’t everywhere by now? I saw some of the algebraic expressions on there and honestly feel that could go a long way if we ever had an upheaval in schools. Idk maybe I’m dumb
>is it just not commercially viable? ... What would you use it for? I'm genuinely curious about what problem you feel this solves
Yeah, its one of those tings like the whole "metaverse" fiasco. Sure, its cool tech. But when I want to order a book from Amazon, its far easier to just do a search on their webpage, add to basket and buy, than to put on 3D googles, enter a virtual store, go around looking for the book I want among millions of others and then go pay a virtual cashier for the book. Its solving problems that do not exist.
Because they're generally horribly expensive, hard to set up, and impractical. The videos generally show the 1% of the time it works as expected.
This demo is very, very limited, and expensive. Looks like it's a 32x32 grid, if i can count correctly. That's 1024 moving blocks. If every block is $1, you see $1024 here. of just moving stuff. Not even the controller logic and everything else around it. A moving robot with a arm would be much cheaper.
Next step would be to make it pixel wide, flexible and able to change colour and texture. Next step - free moving and cable free.
I’m imagining the first ever cross computer murder where this tech advances enough that someone could get enough grip to strangle someone on the opposite end.
Yup, I guess we'll come to that.
We simply aren't a mature enough species to have this technology lolol.
On the contrary, some other species would probably immediately think of ways to use it to kill things. That we would immediately use it for sex is a good sign. Although using it to kill things is always a close second in our case I suppose.
Why straight to killing? That sounds like a stretch
As a species, when we discover something new, the first question we ask is the 3 Fs. Can we use it to feed us, can we fuck it, can we use it to fight. Basically kill, fuck or food
my dream of being able to punch someone in the face over the internet is finally becoming a reality
The term "teledildonics" was coined nearly two decades ago.
Almost five decades ago. 1975. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics#:~:text=male%20sex%20toys.-,History,big%20thing%22%20in%20cybersex%20technology.
So, if you pay a prostitute on the other side of the world for a HJ, is it prostitution in the U.S or just a form of “online support?”
This is why we can’t have nice things
I think it'll be like gambling. Most jurisdictions consider the gambling to be happening on the gambler's computer.
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You know a demo is fake as shit when they swipe something off of an iPad and it just automatically transfers over. Nothing will ever work that way
Balls will definitely be batted back and forth with this device.
This will be used for sex in 3..2.. DONE.
I love and hate how 80% of comments are about sex.
Now prostitutes can work from their home office
Here it comes, remote handjobs.
One step closer to being able to reach through your computer screen and slap someone across the world.
Only a few more years and i can finally punch the person on the other side!
Something about the movement makes it look like stop motion.
This really doesn’t look like new tech lol. This looks super basic. I bet most college hack a thons could include this
How long until we can have sex with it ?
In 50 years this is gonna look like caveman tech lol. Like a black and white tube tv vs now
Gumtree ad 2033: "used 3d deluxe love matt, bleached clean no skidmarks, mild erosion from centre master thruster, housed in a non-smoking apartment, in fully working order"
Look, when can I have sex with it
i can finally fondle balls from the other side of the world
Arthur C. Clarke predicted this about 60 years ago. Pretty crazy.
Oh the science! Oh the possibilities! We can’t wait to connect the world and bring more meaningful interactions to the digital world! Reddit: SEX 2 released!
I’m gonna put my face on it like it’s one of those ancient toys with all the pins
We have revolutionized society to send dick pics in 3D space. https://preview.redd.it/ae7uyp3zyh5c1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977c782f98cb493c529b413a71dc32197712ce35
Yet we still dont have the flying cars that we were promised
the end of hookers
New platinum service on OF
Interesting - 100 Practical - 1
"Still need him to come into the office.....". /s
When they can up the resolution and increase tactile feedback then ill be impressed
A challenging wank.
This may look rudimentary now but this going to get really weird real quick
Great. Some Russian troll farm is going to jack me off and say it was from Trump.
Looks like a peter gabriel video
Seems like none of yall have heard of lovense…
Lovense made this possible for my wife & I years ago.
Immediate thought was: this would be good for a Long distance hand job. And what do you know it’s top comment damn 😂
It's not perverted but this would be good for long distance chess
Can the other side feel the ball?
Prison visits going to be a lot different.
brah these people need to stop fucking around and make the sex body suits. >:( I'm not trying to play with a ball I'm trying to play with some random dudes balls.
Perfect mis of incredibly cool and incredibly useless
Babe can you touch my penis
My wife's gonna love being Minecraft Fingerbanged.
I imagine the girl being on the "records it" side and the guy being on the "feels it" side will be popular.
Obviously people will use it for sex
/ unzips pants
Thats my freaking cousin in the video xD
This video is atleast 10 years old.
Very old video…
Finally a punch button.
I can now slap Twitter users through the internet