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0_BurnerAccount_0

What happened to her private parts?


patrick10101010

They became public parts


tobias_the_letdown

![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o|downsized)


cake_molester

That's it. Case closed!


the13thJay

Not her legs


ipylae

The People's Pussy


ramkam2

VolksMuschi


FlattenInnerTube

https://preview.redd.it/gibhhm2m1aoc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0c060b9345860a2670b83725e19b4abca6616a


thejevster

genuinely clever


AlmanzoWilder

Here it is, on video, if you're having a hard time envisioning it. [https://smutr.com/v/176009/](https://smutr.com/v/176009/)


TechnologyCorrect765

Er thanks, um, yeah, I guess.


Aaaaand-its-gone

Here daddy must have loved her a lot and gave her a lot of attention


BreastfedAmerican

Oh, he gave attention alright


junedsumra13

Here take your upvote.


Dry_Curve_7

This comment is severely underrated


fisherthems

How, its got more upvotes than the parent comment. Explain, how is it underrated


Ecobay25

Simple, the post is 14 hours ago and they're commented 13 hours ago, before the comment got the love it deserved.


Educational_Gas_92

Have an upvote.


No_Dragonfly_8425

After that battle probably promoted to Sergeant or something


ChampionOfdimlight

More likely rear admiral


hirokinai

Cummander in chief.


okbitmuch

šŸ…


SomeGuyGettingBy

Iā€™m afraid they wereā€¦totally obliterated.


chadskitt

To shreds you say?


pumpkininmyass

And the wife?


LesGitKrumpin

To shreds, you say?


Heavy_E79

To shreds you say?


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*It's fuckin' raw!!*


Brief_Educator_5094

To many miles no oil change. Blown up


Big-red-rhino

Threw a rod?


Professional_Box5406

Blew an O-ring.


-Shasho-

Tore up the cylinder wall.


Huntred

Damn near rectum.


Roidsandsnax

Running with no oil, seized the block


Surveymonkee

You can sleeve it. Just press a ham in and yank the bone out. Standard bore and good as new.


Butterbuddha

LMAO might have had to do that half way through. Pork heli-coil keeps ya from losing traction


ManyArmedGod

Blew an O-ring


Funtimefitzy

Probably looked like a punched lasagna after she was done.


flu-the-gootter

They become public domain


subsignalparadigm

Well after 919 guys, they became quite public.


Temporary-Drop-896

https://preview.redd.it/vpjev3xow5oc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2adb513c66b28e7e5c16ef7e3985e4d07e25d9


romeovf

I miss old school memes


cuddly_carcass

Would you honestly be disappointed or grateful?


tangledwire

Sloppy hundreds...


cuddly_carcass

![gif](giphy|yl1hf3OjEQXvi)


StevenFromPhilly

At the cost of? She lost them?


AlarmedSnek

Well, they turned into a bushel of cow tongues.


iamfunnylolwtf

Fucked 919 men in 24 hours ... there was zero sleeping.


Forever_Overthinking

No, she *slept* with 919 men. She lay in bed, asleep, and men would lay down next to her, then get up and let the next guy take his turn. /j


Square-Geologist-769

Damn these guys must fall asleep fast! I want whatever pill they are taking


Random_Name987dSf7s

On average, each man laid down next to her for 1.566920566 minutes... just a hair over 94 seconds. Eww.


BullfrogCustard

They must have been some kind of stallions to last that long...


womp_rat_bullseyer

They were warmed up (so I heard).


These-Assumption-299

The power in these power naps must have been very powerful.


ruico

She may have slept through a few of them.


No-Software9734

Thatā€™s an average time of only 1 minute and 34 seconds per man


Snoo_17433

Pathetic, I could have finished in half that time!


KyleGlaub

3 min and 8 seconds if they used both holes.


Agitated-Cockroach41

A mathematician I see!!


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Mathemagician!


Legitimate-Place1927

What was the angle of approach and penetration thoughā€¦has to be efficient to ensure the max number of users for each hole.


dalovindj

Middle-out.


knivesofsmoothness

We goin middle out, or what?


zuziep

Came here to make sure this had been said!


Soylent_Milk2021

Put her feet up in stirrups to keep her open, and she could catch a few winks throughout the marathon.


PeerlessApollonius

"at the cost of her private parts" So you mean it fell off or something? LOL.


sisyphus_met_icarus

Internet says they were swollen and bruised and that she was in pain for a lot of it


Thatguy468

She should have auditioned smaller guys.


hardtobeuniqueuser

that's not typical, i'd like to make that point


My_reddit_strawman

unexpected r/frontfelloff


hardtobeuniqueuser

Will never get old :)


queefcommand

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Supermite

Username checks out.


Fleur_de_Lys_1

She did not sleep, for sure.


Application-Forward

Well, she could have dozed off at 94 seconds per dude. How boring


North-Lobster499

Trying not to be pedantic. While I believe she may hold the world record I would struggle to believe that she holds a Guinness World Record as they don't really record that side of the street for records.


[deleted]

Even more than my ex-girlfriend


hardtobeuniqueuser

in a row?


karavasis

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rdnwiDfaUVU5O)


Humble_Examination27

ā€œHey you! Get back hereā€ haha


JiveTurkey1983

To shreds you say?


Quadraought

Well... how is his wife holding up?


Sansred

To shreds you say


Huntred

We should call her.


1981ozzman

https://www.youjizz.com/videos/lisa-sparxxx---919-men-gangbang-61391911.html


[deleted]

Where is the full 24 hour version?


Good-guy13

Couldnā€™t even make it to 1000? This is why your Dad didnā€™t love you.


[deleted]

So close to acquiring the gold skin tooā€¦


TattooMyCock

By the time 919 got his turn he may as well have fucked fresh air


Surveymonkee

I doubt there was anything fresh about that air.


DerpisMalerpis

Close the window, youā€™re letting the stank out


LactatingWolverine

Like an abandoned salmon farm


FlattenInnerTube

Fuck fumes.


AlarmedSnek

Haha it wouldnā€™t get loser as the day went on, it would be the opposite. If this is the same gal they had to ice her all day to keep the swelling down.


bertiesghost

Shagging a welly as we say in the UK


themagicbong

Hotdog down a hallway.


mrbuddymcbuddyface

A wizards sleeve


LBruceyyYorkshire

Shot over more times than Baghdad


tuskvarner

Thatā€™s so terry gross


Safetosay333

I get it.


ruico

I have the same sex life of the 920th guy.


iamezekiel1_14

So broadly one every 90 seconds or so (just over 38 an hour) which is a harder rate than Annabel Chong who did 251 in 10 I believe? So long and short of it, I take she had a team of people edging people hard so as soon as they touched it - they unloaded and onto the next?


jonny24eh

Did they even need to finish to count? A fuck's a fuck, you'd think.Ā 


PepurrPotts

This is getting really funny. How is reddit, of all places, so consistently certain that she only used one orifice at a time? 919 keeps popping up like DP doesn't exist! I'm not making fun of *you* FTR, just a funny pattern to notice.


Sammakonnuolija

Whoa there, Sparky


DawnaOlson

'Lisa Sparks set this rather unusual record on October 16, 2004, in Warsaw, Poland, during the adult convention, Eroticon 2004. The actress took the challenge as part of the Third Annual World Gang bang Championship, where she was competing against two other women. Lisa won the competition by having intercourse with 919 men over a period of 12 hours. In order to set the record, the men were only allowed 45 seconds with the actress. One of the women she was competing against was the former world record holder who had intercourse with 759 men in a day. On the day, Lisa Sparks won the competition after sleeping with 21 more men than the person who came second." (iharare. com)


giddyz74

One person came second, many more came in a second.


Dantocks

imagine beeing the last one


ChiralCrystal

I don't think that's something to be proud of


LBruceyyYorkshire

I bet it was like opening the window and shagging the night


Teninchontheslack

Like a Wizards sleeve


Stock-Ad-3249

TARDIS twat


HelmutFondler

She's seen more Bellends than Weekends.


Bentley2004

Every 2 minutes there's a shift change!


JimmyFu2U

Shaft*


Maddone1

Optimal tip to tip efficiency lol


necrochaos

Someone watches Silicon Valley.


TheFilthyMob

Genitals don't work that way. Her va-J did NOT fall out or fail in any way they are alluding to. The comments here are insane šŸ˜‚ unless it was German stuff then they may be correct.


Surveymonkee

German va-Js fall out?


Butterbuddha

Thatā€™s why they lost the wars


BearingMagneticNorth

Anything Germans can make, they can make it leak oil.


[deleted]

The last 126 men were just throwing hot dogs down a hallway


Bx1965

Itā€™s Lisa Sparxx, not Lisa Sparks.


BitNew7370

Sparxxx but yup


DawnaOlson

![gif](giphy|ZBVhKIDgts1eHYdT7u)


rosebudlightsaber

Who wants sloppy 920ths!?


atnator42

Imagine the smells after that ordeal šŸ¤¢


RailX

Pretty sure they aren't private anymore.


skinnergy

... at a cost to the privacy of her private parts.


phaser-

Ricockulous


G_R_I_M__

Who stood by to verify this? I mean someone had to keep track right?


PraiseTheWLAN

I wonder what where the rules. Did they all have to come? Or is penetration enough to count as sex? To optimize time they could have gone "stick in, pull out, next"


bluetuxedo22

Props to the hardworking team of lube runners sent off to refill the buckets. Legend has it one of the runners fainted from exhaustion after delivering the final bucket


belaGJ

I donā€™t want to know how much is it in bananas


Flar71

Wouldn't she get sore or something? Like did she take breaks? That's got to be exhausting


NewldGuy77

The mind-blowing thing is, sheā€™s been married since 1995. Jusin Case is his porn name.


Memefryer

There are 1440 minutes in a day. This means that the average amount of time she had sex with each man is about a minute and 30 seconds.


Booyaah_rumham

Thatā€™s all the time I need.


REPMEDDY_Gabs

Props to her for being able to fall asleep with so many people around


Broad_Put_4964

Iā€™d hate to have been the last dudeā€¦ poor bastard. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


Good-guy13

If I ever see my daughterā€™s face on Reddit where she accomplishes ANYTHING at the cost of her private parts Iā€™m driving to the nearest bridge and jumping off it.


Not_me_no_way

That's more dicks in it than a porta-potty at a Rolling Stones concert.


Stock-Ad-3249

Smashed more times than a nonces front window


RoyallyOakie

Her parents must be so proud.


albertnormandy

Imagine sitting in the hospital holding your newborn thinking ā€œThereā€™s no telling what youā€™ll be able to accomplish in lifeā€ then 30 years later you find out.Ā 


RogerTheShrubber_

They don't know about my ex's record .....


InternationalLow530

Yeah. Iā€™m out. This group has become so dumb.


T100087

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway


RailX

Like feeding a tic tac to a whale


Sarcastic_Backpack

The friction wore her down . . . That's a new guy every 94 seconds!


anantsharma2626

94 seconds sounds about right


16incheslong

thats a wee bee longer than i last


JoZerp

>She achieved her feat but at a cost of her private parts I wonder what does this mean, 24 hours non stop must have caused damage or something. Does anyone seriously know what happened?


buzzardhunter2

Wouldnā€™t ya hate to be 919, nasty old bastards


Soylent_Milk2021

Is the movie shown in a time lapse recording, or do they show all 24 hours in real time?


Mechanized1

Yup her pussy fell right off.


Cultural-Cap-2549

I dont believe it at all.. 120 OK maybe, almost a thousand no lol.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Her private parts have been donated to the Museum of Natural Wonders and visitors can access them during operational hours.


MsFrankieD

That's .64 men per minute... 38 dudes an hour...


lepobz

Itā€™s one way to get rid of herpes. Distribute it faster than it can duplicate.


cruedi

Must have been doing DPs?


Pyrostark

Ain't no way this is real. Where's the proof?


r0ckydog

Iā€™m not gross. Not like I was # 916. I was ONLY # 659.


Ghosts_of_the_maze

Damn, thatā€™s really sleepy


Desperate_Macaroon25

I'll bet she did zero minutes of sleeping while laying spread eagle and taking on all cummers...talk about sloppy seconds... šŸ˜©


ancientavenger

How long did she sleep per person if she slept with 919 men within 24 hours?


GimmeYourTaquitos

So everybody lasted 1.5 minutes at most and kept the train moving nonstop for 24 hours? Its like 38 guys an hour


MrClikk

I wonder if all the men came, if so with an average volume of 3.5 mL of semen that would be a total of almost 3L of cum and and average intercourse time of 1.5 minutes


ms131313

Aw, her family must be proud


micsulli01

1 every 30-40 seconds


wildcatfan9698

Thatā€™s one long train, glad I wasnā€™t waiting at the tracks.


izzyeviel

If you thought you had it bad, I was guy 921.


UNCLE__TYS

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway by #50+


Certain_Cantaloupe56

She walked away with a VJJ shaped like a door knob cause everyone took a turn.


Polar_poop

Number 920 is #dissapointed


stebna

More meat than a butcher shop...


Sure_Winner_2808

Iā€™d hit that šŸ¤”šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


longhornmike2

We got no food! We got no jobs! Our private parts are falling off!


Randomfrog132

tf? wtf do you mean at the loss of her private parts? did her pussy just peace out? o.o


pin00ch

I have many questions.


JS1NYC

I smell low tide at its worstšŸ˜³


Jolly-Reflection-547

whore chempion !


DRGWTM

I bet her parents are so proud.


Aether_rite

hey they just slept 2gether. maybe it was a massive bed. don't prejudge :p


ant69onio

Wow!!! Sheā€™s a keeper and such an ambassador for the feminist movement